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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Off the back of the the other bonkers thread. Who would you like thrown in jail and for what? In keeping with the other thread, the more mad the better!

I would lock up anyone who is a Coldplay fan

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll parachute in on my yellow parachute and agree with you both entirely and forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who downloaded The Justin Beiber song and got the little shit to Num 1 in the charts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll parachute in on my yellow parachute and agree with you both entirely and forever "

People carrier owners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone who annoys me, and that changes on a daily basis according to my whim. I'd make an excellent dictator.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cat owners..........

Damn my phobia, but i am not a fan of the felines!

Mrs _d40

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Middle lane hogs, people who play loud music in public & men who don't read profiles

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I'll parachute in on my yellow parachute and agree with you both entirely and forever

People carrier owners "
you have an obsession with that misconception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be locked up for poor punctuation; but I want it to be in a woman's prison where there are no male guards and all of the prisoners are blind so I can tell them im a slightly rotund David Beckham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who tow caravans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old people in M&S during lunchbreak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who go to the beach with a St. George flag towel when they are on holiday abroad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/09/15 20:18:42]"
Spit it out love ( I don't often say that )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconsiderate arses who put their bags and luggage on the seat next to them on a crowded bus or train. Firstly, for being inconsiderate. Secondly, for being so stupid as to think they will get away with it.

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By *lack Shoe Red SoulCouple
over a year ago

North Hampshire


"Cat owners..........

Damn my phobia, but i am not a fan of the felines!

Mrs _d40"

Cat haters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vegetarians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud teenagers in school uniforms stampeding the buses. Lock the fuckers up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youtubers!!!!

The cast of iCarly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who drives a 4 or more wheeled vehicle.

Any VW Diesel driver, for polluting our air.

People who send a one line message.

Football supporters, as I can't stand football.

Anyone who bought a song that enabled a Simon Cowell flash in the pan group to succeed.

(From Kenny Everett) people who stand on dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go to the beach with a St. George flag towel when they are on holiday abroad."

What if they're going cheap in Primark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vegetarians "

People who don't like vegetarians.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wear sunglasses at night.

I'll let Stevie Wonder off but for the rest of 'em, solitary !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The many men and women who practically beg us for meets and then don't bloody show up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who go to the beach with a St. George flag towel when they are on holiday abroad.

What if they're going cheap in Primark?"

People who shop in Primark.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anyone that doesn't get my sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old people in M&S during lunchbreak!"

Oh, this as well. In fact, anyone who doesn't need to be in there at lunchtime, who is in there at lunchtime. I only have half an hour, stop getting in my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People show there wrist to let you see they don't have a watch on when you ask them the time. Do they I was gonna search em

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Vegetarians

People who don't like vegetarians.

-Courtney"

Don't deign to reply to such an obvious wind up.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd insist on my right to trial by jury and get off :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud aggressive people, and people who swear at children particularly small children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People show there wrist to let you see they don't have a watch on when you ask them the time. Do they I was gonna search em "

Its on the other wrist. They are lying bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps. What is the point of the little stingy bastuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawdling fuckers who seem to be in the car in front of me all the fucking time. How I wish my car had rockets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who spend more time doing their hair than the women in their lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults who throw tantrums when they don't get their own way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasps. What is the point of the little stingy bastuds "

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Wind turbine advocates

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Religious people. All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasps. What is the point of the little stingy bastuds

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someone once asked a expert. " What purpose to wasps serve. He said " To keep the greenfly population down " why the hell do they need that sting for a greenfly. They could just squish it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said it once, I'll say it again. CHEATERS.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Religious people. All of them. "

Oh my god.....funny thing is my boss says it all the time now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've said it once, I'll say it again. CHEATERS."
At cards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Cat owners..........

Damn my phobia, but i am not a fan of the felines!

Mrs _d40"
Everytime I look at my borders or flower beds in my garden I feel pretty much the same, but again I Blame the owners more than the cats.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"People who go to the beach with a St. George flag towel when they are on holiday abroad.

What if they're going cheap in Primark?

People who shop in Primark. "

People that moan about people shopping in primark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any person walking a cute dog that I want for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm just waiting for the police to knock as I could be charged on about 20 counts from the above. So I'd get anyone who wants me locked up, locked up first. Always get your retaliation in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People show there wrist to let you see they don't have a watch on when you ask them the time. Do they I was gonna search em "

But do you tap your own watchless wrist while you ask them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alarm clock

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

People who put their shopping on the counter, wait for it all to be scanned, then go to grab 'one more thing' and buy half the bloody shop. Prison is too good for them.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

God, if only I could I would lose my usually egalitarian disposition and get all despotic. Off the top of my head I would imprison:

People who chew with their mouths open.

People who spit on the floor for no reason.

People wearing Beats headphones. Even worse people not using headphones but listening to their own awful choice of music through a compressed to all hell phone speaker.

People who start sentences with 'no offence, but...'

Drivers who try and push it on an amber and encroach on my green man just round the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cruelty to animals...lock them all up.

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Grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People show there wrist to let you see they don't have a watch on when you ask them the time. Do they I was gonna search em

But do you tap your own watchless wrist while you ask them?"
Actually I may do now yer mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat owners..........

Damn my phobia, but i am not a fan of the felines!

Mrs _d40Everytime I look at my borders or flower beds in my garden I feel pretty much the same, but again I Blame the owners more than the cats."

Blame the cats, they're the ones crapping...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id lock up everyone who thinks it's ok to judge people...... just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Old people in M&S during lunchbreak!"

They're there all day, agist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lock up agists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off the back of the the other bonkers thread. Who would you like thrown in jail and for what? In keeping with the other thread, the more mad the better!

I would lock up anyone who is a Coldplay fan "
anyone who believes parking wardens do a useful job xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in restaurants/cafes who complain about the food AFTER clearing their plates. If you'd have said at the beginning something could have been done about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prisoners . Oh wait !!!

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By *nn and PeterCouple
over a year ago

.Stratford Upon Avon

People who ask a question with an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've said it once, I'll say it again. CHEATERS."

And cougars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reality tv 'stars' and fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine Single Bi Fems , they give blokes posing as them a bad name !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prisoners . Oh wait !!! "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reality tv 'stars' and fans"

Unlucky Shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cruelty to animals...lock them all up.

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Grrrrrrrr "

What about cruelty to your partners when on here and they are unaware of your sexual dalliances? Lock them all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who ask a question with an answer "
Australians do that.

What's yer name Shella

What yer favourite colour blue

What's yer job Digger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cruelty to animals...lock them all up.

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Grrrrrrrr "

Tom and Jerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reality tv 'stars' and fans

Unlucky Shag."

He might escape to Spain before the ruling comes in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drove too slow for the road conditions and the punishment should extend to their family.

The Beatles.

Apologists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reality tv 'stars' and fans

Unlucky Shag.

He might escape to Spain before the ruling comes in."

I hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugby fans

Judgmental types

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncaring bastards who want to lock people up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwashed pyjama's with fake ugg boot wearing people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People show there wrist to let you see they don't have a watch on when you ask them the time. Do they I was gonna search em

But do you tap your own watchless wrist while you ask them?"

And say 'two hairs past a freckle'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids with trousers around there arse...omg it winds me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids with trousers around there arse...omg it winds me up"

It's even better when they have to shuffle to stop them falling down completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids with trousers around there arse...omg it winds me up"
Me too. And Towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People pushing pram's with one hand........texting with the other hand and a fag hanging out of their gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Man United fans. Even the few from Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pregnant smokers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids with trousers around there arse...omg it winds me up

It's even better when they have to shuffle to stop them falling down completely "

Lol yer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All Man United fans. Even the few from Manchester!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women looking like clowns..eyebrows thicker than their brains...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've said it once, I'll say it again. CHEATERS."

Was at a local fete this summer (I wasn't arrested this time, thank fuck) and they had a local history stall with a quiz that was ridiculously difficult to put it mildly.

My mum and I nipped back to my house, Goggled the answers and submitted the entry.

6 hrs later I get a phone call from a well-spoken woman saying she's gonna drop round my prize at 7.

What prize?

"For the quiz. It's a book on local history." she says brightly.

Oh, says I, I'm not sure I deserve it - and besides shouldn't it fo to the person who did *worst* in the quiz?

As I pointed out to my daughter, cheaters never prosper.

Except for me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol I would be Locked up for life under most of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women looking like clowns..eyebrows thicker than their brains..."

Clowns...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've said it once, I'll say it again. CHEATERS.

Was at a local fete this summer (I wasn't arrested this time, thank fuck) and they had a local history stall with a quiz that was ridiculously difficult to put it mildly.

My mum and I nipped back to my house, Goggled the answers and submitted the entry.

6 hrs later I get a phone call from a well-spoken woman saying she's gonna drop round my prize at 7.

What prize?

"For the quiz. It's a book on local history." she says brightly.

Oh, says I, I'm not sure I deserve it - and besides shouldn't it fo to the person who did *worst* in the quiz?

As I pointed out to my daughter, cheaters never prosper.

Except for me "

You're going to hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lock up people who take your order in a drive through after a hard days work, and when you get back to tuck in get your order completely wrong. EVEN THOUGH THEY HAND YOU THE FUCKING BAG REPEATING YOUR ORDER TO YOU!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Government or political party leader who hasn't delivered promises made during election campaigns should be banged up in jail for bullshitting people into voting for them! 10 years should do it.

Might make politicians a bit more honest and actually deliver their election campaign pronises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll parachute in on my yellow parachute and agree with you both entirely and forever

People carrier owners you have an obsession with that misconception "

And you keep biting every time!

Don't give him the satisfaction dude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"women looking like clowns..eyebrows thicker than their brains...

Clowns..."

Ffs don't tell Mrwho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who whistle while they work....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Local councils for having unnecessary bus lanes and speed cameras

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Youths that ride pushbikes at warp speed in pedestrianised areas/on pavements

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Simon Cowell. Piers Morgan. The commissioning editors who give them shows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who whistle while they work...."

Cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go to the beach with a St. George flag towel when they are on holiday abroad.

What if they're going cheap in Primark?

People who shop in Primark.

People that moan about people shopping in primark "

Lock up Primark! (I don't shop there )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who whistle while they work....

Cunts."

Or sing out of time and out of tune to the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who whistle while they work...."

That's dwarfist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who whistle while they work....

Cunts.

Or sing out of time and out of tune to the radio "
you just don't like noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who drove too slow for the road conditions and the punishment should extend to their family.

The Beatles.

Apologists. "

Pepole who don't like The Beatles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People. Silly phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People. Silly phone."
Silly Phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People. Silly phone."

People who can't work a phone

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I've said it once, I'll say it again. CHEATERS.

Was at a local fete this summer (I wasn't arrested this time, thank fuck) and they had a local history stall with a quiz that was ridiculously difficult to put it mildly.

My mum and I nipped back to my house, Goggled the answers and submitted the entry.

6 hrs later I get a phone call from a well-spoken woman saying she's gonna drop round my prize at 7.

What prize?

"For the quiz. It's a book on local history." she says brightly.

Oh, says I, I'm not sure I deserve it - and besides shouldn't it fo to the person who did *worst* in the quiz?

As I pointed out to my daughter, cheaters never prosper.

Except for me

You're going to hell. "

LOOOOOL

Went to the pub quiz last night (which we won by 20pts).

I had an, eh-hem, 'unusual hunger' for something sweet and bought a pack of Twixes, which I proceeded the eat and then give to other people to disguise the fact that I'd just eaten three in a row and suddenly expectorated: "Oh save me!" and pushed the Twixes away.

The Vicar's daughter said:

"Save *you*? I don;t think I have that much energy."

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London.

Choices choices....

Middle lane hogs.

People with stupid signs in the rear window like 'baby on board' etc...

Fab's bullshitters in paricular but applies to normal life too.

Tories / greedy fuckers/ companies who find ways to avoid paying full tax bills. Yet expect emergency services to turn up, have nhs care and many other rants I cba to explain re this...

Time for a coffee now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People. Silly phone.

People who can't work a phone "

People who don't like people who can't work a phone

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

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Swallowers get a full parole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who likes the Star Wars films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who likes the Star Wars films "
Or Bond films

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Middle lane hogs, people who play loud music in public & men who don't read profiles "

Those'll do for me too

And drivers going 50% of the speed limit, causing tailbacks and more, in clear, dry and safe driving conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James cob David Cameron and any other mad foookers too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

"

And those that spit their chewing gum "somewhere near" the bin. If you're that close, take an extra step and actually put the damned stuff in it.

Actually, all people who chew gum

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

Swallowers get a full parole "

That would be an unusual parole board.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

And those that spit their chewing gum "somewhere near" the bin. If you're that close, take an extra step and actually put the damned stuff in it.

Actually, all people who chew gum "

to the gum chewers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lock me up, would be easier then locking get up all those that annoy me

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

people over forty who wear football shirts,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

And those that spit their chewing gum "somewhere near" the bin. If you're that close, take an extra step and actually put the damned stuff in it.

Actually, all people who chew gum

to the gum chewers.

"
yeah long as they do not blow bubbles. Very unladylike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are more interested in other people's lives than their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitters - they should get a year for every gob!

And those that spit their chewing gum "somewhere near" the bin. If you're that close, take an extra step and actually put the damned stuff in it.

Actually, all people who chew gum

to the gum chewers.

"

Anyone for a chewy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who drop litter

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By *onnybag69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

men who wear womens underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick twats that don't read profiles.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People who change their user name and profile picture at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers. Hate them.

Oh, hang on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who go to the beach with a St. George flag towel when they are on holiday abroad.

What if they're going cheap in Primark?

People who shop in Primark.

People that moan about people shopping in primark

Lock up Primark! (I don't shop there )"

Primark has been open in the shopping centre near us for over a year and its the busiest shop in the centre , the Spanish love it, you see them walking round with the brown Primark bags like a medal of honour . It makes us chuckle knowing that in the UK its a shop for chavs

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"People who drove too slow for the road conditions and the punishment should extend to their family.

The Beatles.

Apologists.

Pepole who don't like The Beatles "

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Middle lane hogs, people who play loud music in public & men who don't read profiles "

I'm with you on all three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a few:

The mummy mafia in their gym gear, there 4x4 who all judge you for wearing George clothing

Massive gold earring wearing chavtastic, juicy wearing Vicky pollard types

The group athlete, I know the song was about his kid but fuck off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronnie Pickering

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

car drivers usually young males wearing a baseball cap on back to front who drive their cars leaning against the door..

muppets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would lock you all up, tuck the key in my cleavage and walk away smiling and wondering who was gonna get down and dirty first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who enjoy Mrs Browns Boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ronnie Pickering"

Fuck that, wouldn't even try. Have a fist fight with him and he would put you in a coma you daft cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let the bastards grind you down.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Wasps. What is the point of the little stingy bastuds

someone once asked a expert. " What purpose to wasps serve. He said " To keep the greenfly population down " why the hell do they need that sting for a greenfly. They could just squish it "

Thank you for making me laugh out loud like a loon ....I hate wasps almost as much as spiders so I'm locking both up

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Villa fans

SOTV

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

People who use Facebook more than any other form of interaction and those who think Jeremy Kyle is a true reflection of life on Earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh where do I start!?

People that chew, crunch, swish food around in their mouth loudly!

God botherers

Vegans

People that don't look where they're going - especially women in marks and spencers!

Everyone on public transport!

People that incessantly tap, whistle or hum!

Actually I think I'm going to get myself locked away it's easier ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off the back of the the other bonkers thread. Who would you like thrown in jail and for what? In keeping with the other thread, the more mad the better!

I would lock up anyone who is a Coldplay fan "

Simon Cowell for crimes to music! Its prob already been said.

And Mother nature for making me horny every morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers fucking Morgan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone tucking trackies into socks. Anyone wearing trackies for something other than sport

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

Half the people who get the 8.30 tram from hucknall. I may get a seat then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tucking trackies into socks. Anyone wearing trackies for something other than sport "
yes I hate that look but I would lock up Jeremy Kyle and jerry Springer for promoting idiots

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

smokers who hog doorways in pubs when im trying to get in for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Top Gear producer who hurt Clarkson's fist with his mouth

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I would lock up people with large stomachs whose tee shirts didn't meet the top of their trousers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and clever bastards, a lot of them about today.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The People's Front of Judeah, a rum bunch at best. Mensheviks, another scurvy crew who want locking up.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Chuggers

Cold Callers

Yummy Mummies in their Chelsea Tractors taking their precious offspring to school.....make the little feckers walk or get the bus

Center Lane hoggers

VW diesel owners getting all huffy and wanting to sue.... your car hasnt changed, get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

driver who swerve right a bit before taking a left turn and vice versa

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By *inky karen 2Woman
over a year ago

East sussex


"That Top Gear producer who hurt Clarkson's fist with his mouth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob heads in general from all walks of life. Obviously doesn't include those knob heads who have a knob on their head from medical procedures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have no idea where they are going next, they just dead in front of me causing me to bump into them.

Passengers at work, who ask stupid questions. Like where is the toilets, there is a massive sign saying toilets.

People who don't use their indicators when turning, the car has them for a reason.

People who think a football shirt is the right attire to go out in, you are not playing football or going to a stadium don't wear it.

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Those on buses & trains who put their bag on the seat next to them and then just sit and watch as people are standing.

Any billy Bragg fans too i would put in prison but i would release the Coldplay fans!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a fellow sufferer from the dawdlers, the WWW's, Weekend Wandering Willies.The prize idiots who can't do more than 40 mph, should be banned from our roads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree about the ones who don't signal their intentions on the road. Since when have drivers of Mercedes cars been exempt? Perhaps they have a chit from the MO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone tucking trackies into socks. Anyone wearing trackies for something other than sport yes I hate that look but I would lock up Jeremy Kyle and jerry Springer for promoting idiots "

Bah there making money from idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell for crimes to music? Hear hear, couldn't agree more, you do a great service to mankind suggesting this!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Villa fans

SOTV"

Small Heath Alliance fans who are more obsessed with Aston Villa than supporting their own team.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"driver who swerve right a bit before taking a left turn and vice versa "

Lol. I really hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers who decide to have a 5 minute chat with the cashier after paying for their goods in the co-op when there's a queue a mile long.

Women describing themselves as

BBW just because they're um, er, rotund.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lock Toshn up

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

anyone on a swingers site who spends more time taking about meeting..connie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd lock Toshn up "
pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone think we should lock up deniers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SMELLY PEOPLE !!!

NO FRIGGING NEED FOR IT IN THIS DAY AND AGE !!

SMELLY FECKERS ON AN ISLAND ON THEIR OWN !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one, drivers who don't have their vehicle lights in good working order

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