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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NASA is making a big announcement tomorrow. What do you think it is?

My guess...

Moon is the live child of Mars and Venus. Earth didn't realise the other planets were swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're finally admitting the moon landings were a hoax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To confirm yes there is a rip in the fabric of time and space and it was caused by the LHC particle accelerator. Spokesman for NASA " There is no Dark Matter, if fact it doesn't really matter, matter is because we are all fucked and the matter matter matttttter, matttttttttttttttreerrrr". Matttttttttttttttreerrrr

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Heliport on moon being abandoned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water on mars apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water on mars apparently"

I locked in dry ice on mars poles, but more likely to confirm that we are the loneliest beings in the universe.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

That aliens really landed as Roswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there's life Jim, but not as we know it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water on Mars I reckon - which could mean life in some basic bacterial form. Sounds dull but could be huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're publishing a joint research paper they've been working on with Sydney University and we'll shortly know the best pose for our profile pics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're publishing a joint research paper they've been working on with Sydney University and we'll shortly know the best pose for our profile pics...."

Can't wait to find out which pose it is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever NASA announces, their intent is to maintain their funding from the federal government. A despicable politician has slashed NASA's budget to avoid making his friends in certain cultures and countries feel inferior regarding their lack of technical and scientific achievements. So, we must avoid doing what we are good at doing for political reasons. Fortunately, there have been impressive results from NASA probes as well as those from the ESA and the Mars orbiter launched by India. Most people do not realize that the NASA budget is about one half of one percent of the USA federal budget.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/07/14/it-took-4-percent-of-the-federal-budget-to-get-to-the-moon-pluto-is-much-cheaper/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars rover found evidence of the single bi fems existence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water on mars apparently"

running water I heard

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Climate change is Martians fault.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Water on mars apparently

running water I heard "

How did the Indians get up there ? (Native Americans for all of you PC people )

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

They're going to announce that the first moon landing really was a fake?

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

[Removed by poster at 28/09/15 09:19:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've discovered the base of the Mysterons

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The suggestion is that NASA are gonna announce that water once flowed on Mars.

Get it straight from the horse's mouth...

https://twitter.com/NASA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water on mars apparently

running water I heard "

How long before the utility companies start bidding for the rights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have found the last trace in the universe of someone who believes VW emission test results!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Starbucks and Mc D's are en route and are having a race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the rights for digging/building on Mars ??

I have my eye on a lovely piece of land,

Sun all year round and a great view of Earth, I just need a lift getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Moon is a giant egg, and is about to hatch, where's The Doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they said yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

4:30 UK time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon really is made of cheese,allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The moon really is made of cheese,allegedly"

Don't forget the crackers Gromit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They have found the last trace in the universe of someone who believes VW emission test results! "

That is more likely than finding someone who believes car companies don't restrict emission at tick-over in order to gain better results or maybe just maybe to keep emmisions down in traffic jams

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Need Another Seven Astronauts?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Need Another Seven Astronauts? "

Too old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who has the rights for digging/building on Mars ??

I have my eye on a lovely piece of land,

Sun all year round and a great view of Earth, I just need a lift getting there "

TRIP ADVISOR might have deals if you are up for it - or Skyscanner if they have updated to meet your need. Apparently you will have ice lakes and water .... Are you choosing land with an ice lake???? What sort of fish are you anticipating??? New FAB resort perhaps.... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need Another Seven Astronauts? "

Had a few Major Toms in my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water on mars apparently"
cool ...long way to go if your thirsty is it still or sparking ????

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

if Morgan freeman walks out on that stage I'm off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if Morgan freeman walks out on that stage I'm off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you choosing land with an ice lake???? What sort of fish are you anticipating??? New FAB resort perhaps.... X "

Frozen fish fingers obviously

No good as a Fab Resort, no atmosphere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've found aliens. They dont follow jesus God or allah, so we're going to war with them, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you choosing land with an ice lake???? What sort of fish are you anticipating??? New FAB resort perhaps.... X

Frozen fish fingers obviously

No good as a Fab Resort, no atmosphere "

Belly laugh - that was priceless X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alien DNA confirmed, or new chemical compound.

Found by a probe they sent into space and not just by something that flew here from outer space.

Or they're sending a rover to the Sun, or some planet.

Or they mined something cool from an asteroid.

I don't wanna wait already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They've found aliens. They dont follow jesus God or allah, so we're going to war with them, obviously. "

Love the humour in here X

So truer word spoken in jest X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh something to do with Mars, they've found something that looks like something then.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Need Another Seven Astronauts?

Too old?"

To soon?

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Who has the rights for digging/building on Mars ??

I have my eye on a lovely piece of land,

Sun all year round and a great view of Earth, I just need a lift getting there "

No one, the international space treaty or something like that states no one can have a claim over anything in space, but if you set shop first and defend your plot, who's going to spend the money to stop you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They found a skeleton wearing a space suit that hasn't been made yet. Confirming that time travel is possible. DNA tests have revealed the astronaut was elvis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profits are up?

Waste of money.

Who cares if there's water on mars. Will it have an impact on my life? NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who has the rights for digging/building on Mars ??

I have my eye on a lovely piece of land,

Sun all year round and a great view of Earth, I just need a lift getting there

No one, the international space treaty or something like that states no one can have a claim over anything in space, but if you set shop first and defend your plot, who's going to spend the money to stop you!"

You could start the Wild West Of Mars...

X

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

They found lord lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They found lord lucan"

Riding shergar

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

have they not found water on exo planets?

it has to be proof of life or their pissin about.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Profits are up?

Waste of money.

Who cares if there's water on mars. Will it have an impact on my life? NO

"

And that is the only thing which matters.

Fuck discovery. Give me trinkets.

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"NASA is making a big announcement tomorrow. What do you think it is?

My guess...

Moon is the live child of Mars and Venus. Earth didn't realise the other planets were swingers."

The Moon is made of Stilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's liquid water. They found some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on, need to calm my tits.

They might have found some...

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28251-salty-water-seen-flowing-on-mars-not-far-from-curiosity-rover/?utm_source=NSNS&utm_medium=SOC&utm_campaign=hoot&cmpid=SOC%257CNSNS%257C2015-GLOBAL-hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is ......

The discovery of.....

Current water on Mars ....

And they want to send astronauts one day...... As it it was most like the earth.

My understanding is The discovery today is that there is evidence of liquid water on Mars that seeps to the surface dependant on temperate and season.

X

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