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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.

Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.

And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.

Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.

And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet...... "

Chocolate is chocolate, enjoy yourself Sir.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Well I ordered some christmas glitter glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything "

*grandsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure mine were £2

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.

Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.

And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet...... "

Isn't the usual response to ask for pic-proof?

(I'll let someone else request a pic of the spanner on your nuts )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure mine were £2 "

Just checked the receipt. Deffo a quid.

Might be special offer. I'll go back and check later, purely in the name of research.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything "

Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just popped into the co-op for a pint of milk and they're selling chocolate tool kits, in a special Christmas box.Spanner, screwdriver, saw, hammer.

Only a quid. I only purchased one, honest.

And I really, truly, wouldn't lie, haven't eaten the whole set yet......

Isn't the usual response to ask for pic-proof?

(I'll let someone else request a pic of the spanner on your nuts )

Mr ddc"

Alas the only proof I am able to offer is an empty box. The contents appear to have been "stolen".

I blame the cat.......

Empty box. Sniggers......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your gonna use them as cock pic props

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything

*grandsons "
tried to PM you but I cant , if you have a Peacocks store near you they have chocolate make up sets in for girls x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet your gonna use them as cock pic props"

I wish I'd thought of that before they were "stolen".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything

Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits "

That's going to get messy......

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Mr ddc

Alas the only proof I am able to offer is an empty box. The contents appear to have been "stolen".

I blame the cat.......

Empty box. Sniggers......"

Well get yerself back down the shops!

There are women here prepared to spend £2 - I can see the meet request now:

"Have chocolate toolkit, and I know how to use it"

Get in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr ddc

Alas the only proof I am able to offer is an empty box. The contents appear to have been "stolen".

I blame the cat.......

Empty box. Sniggers......

Well get yerself back down the shops!

There are women here prepared to spend £2 - I can see the meet request now:

"Have chocolate toolkit, and I know how to use it"

Get in there

"

I'm not thinking about the sex, I'm thinking about the profit.....

What's wrong with me?

Can you catch the ghey from eating a chocolate toolkit????????????

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Can you catch the ghey from eating a chocolate toolkit????????????"

That depends whose spanner you allow near your nuts, and what exactly you've been screwing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"!

Can you catch the ghey from eating a chocolate toolkit????????????

That depends whose spanner you allow near your nuts, and what exactly you've been screwing

"

Used to say my ex girlfriend had spanner eyes because every time she looked at me my nuts tightened.

Baddum tshhhhhh.

Taxi.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything

Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits "

I'll have a look if we have a local Poundland. We have a pound something or other

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I know! I've bought 3 packs for my grandson's,I'm looking out for an equivalent for my granddaughters. Let me know if you spot anything

Pound land were doing chocolate make up kits "

That puts a new spin on it lol Might do me some favours!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Ann summers chocolate assortments!! Much more me!

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