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Some Sunday Morning Fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And no not that type of fun...

Some humorous questions....thought provoking..just a bit of a giggle for this morning

If nothing sticks to Teflon what makes it stick to the pan?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called a building when its already been built?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food??

Ok over to you lot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you tell a mouse a black cat is lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you tell a mouse a black cat is lucky.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I did hear an American ask when in Italy do you need your passport to go in to San Marino and does it have a border

Made me snigger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say swings and roundabouts when describing good and bad when one goes around in circles and the other is back and forth!! Either way you get no where??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people say swings and roundabouts when describing good and bad when one goes around in circles and the other is back and forth!! Either way you get no where?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do pyromaniacs wear blazers ?"

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

How come you never see "baby pidgeons"

Are they born big ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How come you never see "baby pidgeons"

Are they born big ???"

Do you know ive never seen any either and we have a fair few wood pigeons around these parts...mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do jewelry shops advertise "ears pierced while you wait?" Is there any other way?

Why are products advertised as "new and improved?" They can't be both.

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

Fight fire with fire

That was never going to be an answer. Just a bigger blaze.

Technically, alcohol is a solution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do jewelry shops advertise "ears pierced while you wait?" Is there any other way?

Why are products advertised as "new and improved?" They can't be both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fight fire with fire

That was never going to be an answer. Just a bigger blaze.

Technically, alcohol is a solution"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are there no more words for thesaurus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If cats land feet first, and bread and butter lands butter side down- what happens if you strap bread and butter to a cats back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are there no more words for thesaurus?"

Like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If cats land feet first, and bread and butter lands butter side down- what happens if you strap bread and butter to a cats back? "

Good luck trying to strap it on my cts that's all im saying hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work on a morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When watching Fireman Sam some years ago with my son's. They asked why the people weren't upset their house was on fire?

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow


"How come you never see "baby pidgeons"

Are they born big ???

Do you know ive never seen any either and we have a fair few wood pigeons around these parts...mmmmm "

So we need to solve the pigeon problem !!!

Also why does toast always fall the "buttered" side down.....

If man has to move on and conquer Mars...these questions have to be answered x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still not sure if it's possible to have a one man gang bang in a shed......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why is lemonade made of artificial ingredients yet washing up liquid contains real lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you said to a genie 'My wish is for you not to grant me a wish' what would he do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I write a lesson plan for two people, why does one turn up on Monday and one turn up on Wednesday?

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

If we are so technology advanced why don't we do day trips to the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we are so technology advanced why don't we do day trips to the moon. "

There's no atmosphere.

Baddum tshhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would happen if you mooned a werewolf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why when I can have a lay in does the cat still get me up at 5.30?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people say swings and roundabouts when describing good and bad when one goes around in circles and the other is back and forth!! Either way you get no where?? "

Because 'swings and roundabouts' is about getting there by a long winding route not good and bad, that's black and white..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Cats are not familiar with human lay ins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you said to a genie 'My wish is for you not to grant me a wish' what would he do ?"

Implode!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Why do people say swings and roundabouts when describing good and bad when one goes around in circles and the other is back and forth!! Either way you get no where??

Because 'swings and roundabouts' is about getting there by a long winding route not good and bad, that's black and white.."

My understanding was that it meant there's no difference, like 6 of one and half a dozen of the other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are things larger than life and who's life

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