FabSwingers.com forum: The Mods are Sleeping

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What should we do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parteeeeeeee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

re decorate the lounge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look through the draws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wake em bldy up? lazy beggars

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well I think they are! Someone poke em with a stick to see if they are pretending!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

they are all in my hotel room waiting for me!!!

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By *ytraCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Look through the draws

Eh up who's draws you looking through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're not sleeping, they're shagging. The dirty little minxes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they are all in my hotel room waiting for me!!!

If it wasnt getting so late id be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look through the draws

Eh up who's draws you looking through

Well now that would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should we do?

Calling the OP a fking twat usually works, shall we give it a go?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"What should we do?

Calling the OP a fking twat usually works, shall we give it a go?

I am at times though so no one will mind

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"They're not sleeping, they're shagging. The dirty little minxes!!

they better not have started without me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should we do?

Calling the OP a fking twat usually works, shall we give it a go?

I am at times though so no one will mind

You know I was just kidding, I think you are extremely huggable, I was hoping for a spanking from the mods, warm me up a little

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"What should we do?

Calling the OP a fking twat usually works, shall we give it a go?

I am at times though so no one will mind

You know I was just kidding, I think you are extremely huggable, I was hoping for a spanking from the mods, warm me up a little

They have eaten too much pie at the mods xmas party me thinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

yum yum

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I was, but the OH is snoring his head off like a cartoon character and I am wide awake now.

Why Bigbad, what did I miss?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

yum yum "

Hmmm sounds like HPC ate all the pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was, but the OH is snoring his head off like a cartoon character and I am wide awake now.

Why Bigbad, what did I miss?"

Bad, please don't grass me up, will buy you a Stella xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap their teeth over.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

its that wishy ....he started it

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

yum yum

Hmmm sounds like HPC ate all the pies!"

Nuffing its all good here honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks like the forum went for a little nap too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh, Rugby is about!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Eh, Rugby is about!

She woke up! The chain is long ....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"looks like the forum went for a little nap too

some of us are still (alledgedly) working!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Eh, Rugby is about!

Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keeps not loading for me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"keeps not loading for me

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rub it a while

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Eh, Rugby is about!

Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck

Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keeps not loading for me

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

have mine im going to bed in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks xxxx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I'll wait till your asleep before i start playing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, play nice! I am off to bed myself. Night night!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

NN Pearl, sweet dreams xxx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well, play nice! I am off to bed myself. Night night!

With the mods?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'll wait till your asleep before i start playing up

No you won't

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I'll wait till your asleep before i start playing up

No you won't

Bugger its deputy Sharp Dressed with six shooter in hand!

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

oi!! nowt wrong wiv plating wiv a Mod yanno

and ya cant look in my draws.... i aint got any hehe

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

ffs playing even!!grrr lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

mmmm sharpie, show us your weapon

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear...."

bring it on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear...."
il get my strapon....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....

bring it on

Trust you

The Sheriffs in the house and he is sharp dressed n shooting from the hip.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....

bring it on

Trust you

The Sheriffs in the house and he is sharp dressed n shooting from the hip.

i blame you lot - you are a bad influence on me - that and the Yorkshire air I've been breathing in all day!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"We should rename the Lounge as the Saloon...

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear....

bring it on

Trust you

The Sheriffs in the house and he is sharp dressed n shooting from the hip.

i blame you lot - you are a bad influence on me - that and the Yorkshire air I've been breathing in all day!! "

Your breathing Yorkshire air?? Did you get your passport stamped?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

yep, got my injections before I came down too. I'm back in me mam's area!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to yorkshire once, got all dizzy and had to go back south

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"went to yorkshire once, got all dizzy and had to go back south

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softies

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"yep, got my injections before I came down too. I'm back in me mam's area!!!"

Your a yorkie then! Coooooooool. Get your shopping in before it freezes up on friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong wi Yorkshire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its all cold up past basingstoke, had a grandad who went north, never heard from him again, only very dodgy rumers about wicker men

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am half yorkie BB, mam is from near Rotherham. (see, I knew there wasa reason you liked me)

No need for shopping - I'm going back to Scottylandsire tomorrow but may be in Birmingham on Friday xx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"well its all cold up past basingstoke, had a grandad who went north, never heard from him again, only very dodgy rumers about wicker men

They aint rumours

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I am half yorkie BB, mam is from near Rotherham. (see, I knew there wasa reason you liked me)

No need for shopping - I'm going back to Scottylandsire tomorrow but may be in Birmingham on Friday xx

Just down t road it is. Have to say that there Buuuuuuullwing is better than meddowhell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well its all cold up past basingstoke, had a grandad who went north, never heard from him again, only very dodgy rumers about wicker men

They aint rumours

told you its bad

got as far north as london once but it wasnt right, to chicken for the northan life

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I am half yorkie BB, mam is from near Rotherham. (see, I knew there wasa reason you liked me)

No need for shopping - I'm going back to Scottylandsire tomorrow but may be in Birmingham on Friday xx

Just down t road it is. Have to say that there Buuuuuuullwing is better than meddowhell

not down for shopping honey,no time for that - down to work!!!! I'm still at the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"well its all cold up past basingstoke, had a grandad who went north, never heard from him again, only very dodgy rumers about wicker men

They aint rumours

told you its bad

got as far north as london once but it wasnt right, to chicken for the northan life

you could never handle scottylandshire then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all joking aside ive been working in bolton alot this year and i had to learn the lingo, didnt have a clue what they were on about

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"all joking aside ive been working in bolton alot this year and i had to learn the lingo, didnt have a clue what they were on about

keep this to yourself, but neither do those from Bolton - ssshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wondered as much

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"all joking aside ive been working in bolton alot this year and i had to learn the lingo, didnt have a clue what they were on about

Listen to Chorley FM...Ding Dang Du

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its ok i know know what a barm cake is and what cracking flags mean, so was a good education for me

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"its ok i know know what a barm cake is and what cracking flags mean, so was a good education for me

You haven't lived till you have had an inch thick slice of black pudding with an egg on in a barm cake (although its really a teacake but you have to let them there lankyshites off now n again)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

heart attack on a roll!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!"

Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!

Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?"

can feel my heart skiping a beat just from reading it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!

Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?"

no!!! nothing like it (or a deep fried mars bar), more like a soda scone but much thinner

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"nah bb, you need a fried tattie scone on it too - then you know you have lived!!!!!

Is that like a deep fat fried pizza?

can feel my heart skiping a beat just from reading it

skipping or stopping???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well in still typing so i guess just a skip

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

got visions of you skipping round the house and just stopping to type now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dam did i leave my cam on

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahaha, no but I have a very vivid imagination!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhhh some of us were asleep, all this blethering woke me.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

wheesht you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me off, got my hot chocolate and toast.

Play bonny you lot and last one left puts the lights out. xxxx

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By *igJessie_bjWoman
over a year ago

peterborough

i would love to encourage you to riot- but have had such a good night and just got in that i think that Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmite on toast and Bovrille is the ticket!!!

Yummy !!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

that's me just finished work - a lovely 22 hr shift - so off to bed now. take care all and those that are still up... play bonny! xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Eh, Rugby is about!

Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck

Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!

The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?

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over a year ago

"Eh, Rugby is about!

Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck

Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!

The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?"

You prize his larynx open with them to stop him snoring

I always find a well aimed punch helps........well it makes me feel better at least

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eh, Rugby is about!

Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck

Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!

The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?"
shove it up his arse....that way snoring will be the least on his mind

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I now have 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' stuck in my head!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Eh, Rugby is about!

Not for much longer, I have found some ear plugs.....off to bed now, wish me luck

Spoons will stop him! Guaranteed!

The OH is scared for me to ask where the spoons go, but I can't resist.....what do we do with the spoons?"

You get one of them big ones (Table spoon) and say "sleep on your back and snore tonight and you know where this is going!"

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ you lot.

I might try all of the above tonight and see if any work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think thay need a good rest and sleep .... thay work hard keeping us all under control here must drive them mad at times. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bizarre...when i read this thread i had a whispering voice in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bizarre...when i read this thread i had a whispering voice in my head

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me too , lol but god thay do have to put up with alot of a crap at times x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the modes ever sleep though? There always seems to be one about when i think about it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Not when the OH is snoring I don't , no !!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I heard they sleep day times in coffins! *Where's mi garlic??*

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