FabSwingers.com forum: Stranger in a Lamborghini

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pulls up and asks "wanna go for a ride" would you get in?

Women only

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if he got out and handed me the keys

Be back in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no! Flash git.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm results to this experiment in a ten year old Renault have been less than successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. "

What if turned up in a works van ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But what if he was a hot fucker! N you just knew if you get it it's going to be a crazy night ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?"

I know I shouldn't but ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?"

No! Goodbye

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Is this stranger a man or a woman?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"But what if he was a hot fucker! N you just knew if you get it it's going to be a crazy night ??"

Still no....he would obviously be a twat.

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By *urious_couple_2015Couple
over a year ago

North West

Flash car, tiny cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock? "

Would you get in to find out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new way to post a look at me thread and cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, thank you.

Cars don't impress me anyway.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??"

Wouldn;t need to. It's clear the car would be penis substitute!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"But what if he was a hot fucker! N you just knew if you get it it's going to be a crazy night ??"

Oh it is a man.

In my younger days I would have jumped in, no question but now I doubt I could get in the seat easily lol.

In theory I like the idea of being whisked off by a good looking stranger in a fast car for a wild night....why not? Knowing my luck it would be Peter Stringfellow at the wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new way to post a look at me thread and cock pic"

In the OPs case, it's a clock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?"

Nowt stupid about that watch. They're massively popular at our local Sunday market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?

Nowt stupid about that watch. They're massively popular at our local Sunday market

Do they sell sheepskin coats and she'll suits too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Wouldn;t need to. It's clear the car would be penis substitute!"

What would u say would class as a small cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft Lamborghini.......

Give me an R34 any day

In fact I'd buy my mates 550bhp Subaru and take the Subaru engine he currently has sat doing nothing, can't remember exactly but it's between 1100 and 1250BHP

POWWWAAAA

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Well, here we have another fun thread getting the special forum treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Wouldn;t need to. It's clear the car would be penis substitute!

What would u say would class as a small cock? "

5'11"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?

Nowt stupid about that watch. They're massively popular at our local Sunday market

Do they sell sheepskin coats and she'll suits too?"

Have a run down there in the ca-pri ghia, haha

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By *urious_couple_2015Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??"

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah cars don't impress me at all....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Wouldn;t need to. It's clear the car would be penis substitute!

What would u say would class as a small cock? "

A male partridge or grouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, here we have another fun thread getting the special forum treatment

I agree...its kind of an interesting and fun topic but people seem to be picking on the OP and his watch more than answering the question or playing along

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?"

I seen those fake breitlings in turkey 3 for £10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Wouldn;t need to. It's clear the car would be penis substitute!

What would u say would class as a small cock?

A male partridge or grouse."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well, here we have another fun thread getting the special forum treatment

I agree...its kind of an interesting and fun topic but people seem to be picking on the OP and his watch more than answering the question or playing along

-Courtney"

It's inverted snobbery I'm afraid and the guy is young. Such a shame and so welcoming.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well, here we have another fun thread getting the special forum treatment

I agree...its kind of an interesting and fun topic but people seem to be picking on the OP and his watch more than answering the question or playing along

-Courtney

It's inverted snobbery I'm afraid and the guy is young. Such a shame and so welcoming."

*unwelcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's only a gentle ribbing. It's a traditional single male welcome ritual to the forums.

To answer the OP. No, I'm not a fan of German cars....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft Lamborghini.......

Give me an R34 any day

In fact I'd buy my mates 550bhp Subaru and take the Subaru engine he currently has sat doing nothing, can't remember exactly but it's between 1100 and 1250BHP

Nice

POWWWAAAA"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oh it's only a gentle ribbing. It's a traditional single male welcome ritual to the forums.

To answer the OP. No, I'm not a fan of German cars...."

From you maybe but others have suggested he lacks personality or size......that's not gentle ribbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

I'm just thinking out loud - I don't own a lambo - however the watch is real

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

What colour is the lamborghini ? All depends if it clashes with my outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

See I don't quite understand this mentality.....

Maybe he's just loaded and has done really well for himself.

Why does guys having nice things mean they are compensating for a small dick.

Would the same question but from a woman mean she's got a baggy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say no because I'm a coward who doesn't like powerful cars. One friends picked me up in his BMW M3 and I felt ill when he accelerated away. I couldn't wait to get out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Apart from anything else, I'm incapable of getting into and out of sports cars gracefully.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"No. Apart from anything else, I'm incapable of getting into and out of sports cars gracefully. "

Lol me too I'm afraid.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No, I wouldn't jump in any car with anyone, however, its amusing to see the shit the op is getting for being "flash" people can spend their money on whatever they like whether it's a watch, car, designer handbag or whatever else I can't see that having anything to do with his penis size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What colour is the lamborghini ? All depends if it clashes with my outfit.

Yellow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

"
possibly both ?? Should read " hi you easily impressed with flash shit ?? Jump in ! "

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By *urious_couple_2015Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh it's only a gentle ribbing. It's a traditional single male welcome ritual to the forums.

To answer the OP. No, I'm not a fan of German cars....

From you maybe but others have suggested he lacks personality or size......that's not gentle ribbing."

I'm just teasing ... Although flash cars and watches aren't my cup of tea. I much prefer subtle shows of wealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Apart from anything else, I'm incapable of getting into and out of sports cars gracefully.

Lol me too I'm afraid.

I once had to hold onto the roof and heave myself out. It was a good look

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

See I don't quite understand this mentality.....

Maybe he's just loaded and has done really well for himself.

Why does guys having nice things mean they are compensating for a small dick.

Would the same question but from a woman mean she's got a baggy fanny

"
you said it better than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

See I don't quite understand this mentality.....

Maybe he's just loaded and has done really well for himself.

Why does guys having nice things mean they are compensating for a small dick.

Would the same question but from a woman mean she's got a baggy fanny

This.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

possibly both ?? Should read " hi you easily impressed with flash shit ?? Jump in ! "

I'd be quite impressed by a Lamborghini or a maserati. I'm not easily impressed either.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

If you are getting in you had better be quick as Volkwagens might be recalled soon

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"No. Apart from anything else, I'm incapable of getting into and out of sports cars gracefully.

Lol me too I'm afraid.

I once had to hold onto the roof and heave myself out. It was a good look

Ooo I hope you had a stout pair of drawers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ing nice things means nothing,

Flaunting them generally denotes compensating,

Posting a women only thread makes you deserving of all the non malicious ribbing you get, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wouldn't jump in any car with anyone, however, its amusing to see the shit the op is getting for being "flash" people can spend their money on whatever they like whether it's a watch, car, designer handbag or whatever else I can't see that having anything to do with his penis size"

And owning an expensive sports car does not mean you're compensating for a small cock. Fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to make some facts clear...

I don't own a lamborghini

And the watch well it is real - however it isn't mine

And as for the topic - well it's just to keep people entertained - and for those who want to hate by all means do so x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Just to make some facts clear...

I don't own a lamborghini

And the watch well it is real - however it isn't mine

And as for the topic - well it's just to keep people entertained - and for those who want to hate by all means do so x

"
now you say, I was going to shag you because of your watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just to make some facts clear...

I don't own a lamborghini

And the watch well it is real - however it isn't mine

And as for the topic - well it's just to keep people entertained - and for those who want to hate by all means do so x

now you say, I was going to shag you because of your watch

I have got access to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to make some facts clear...

I don't own a lamborghini

And the watch well it is real - however it isn't mine

And as for the topic - well it's just to keep people entertained - and for those who want to hate by all means do so x

now you say, I was going to shag you because of your watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been looking into buying a Rolex thinking air king, date just or submarina

How much do I have to chop off my willy before I buy

Mrs wants one too.....few thrusts up the fanny with a butternut squash should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I've been in one before I'd rather have a mustang shelby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No because I've been in one before I'd rather have a mustang shelby "

A chap down the road has Gt shelby ELANOR - I've learnt to go the other way I've had 2 accidents now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No flash cars mean nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't know it was a Lamborthingy unless it had a sign on it saying what it was.

Either way. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't know it was a Lamborthingy unless it had a sign on it saying what it was.

Either way. No."

You can't even get the colour of your own car right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No because I've been in one before I'd rather have a mustang shelby

A chap down the road has Gt shelby ELANOR - I've learnt to go the other way I've had 2 accidents now"

The noise of their engine, hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't know it was a Lamborthingy unless it had a sign on it saying what it was.

Either way. No.

You can't even get the colour of your own car right

You have a bloody good memory for an old fogie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't know it was a Lamborthingy unless it had a sign on it saying what it was.

Either way. No."

Most cars have a sign on them saying what they are.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Am I allowed to post, please?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Am I allowed to post, please? "

Erm....Oh go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it is only a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it is only a car."

Says the bloke with a bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah !!!

It would assume he escaped from Broadmore

Stole the car

And was hannibal lecters sibling !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah !!!

It would assume he escaped from Broadmore

Stole the car

And was hannibal lecters sibling !!!"

Misty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it is only a car.

Says the bloke with a bike.

Give me a Ducati. Or a Bimota and you are, after all it is only a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah !!!

It would assume he escaped from Broadmore

Stole the car

And was hannibal lecters sibling !!!

Misty

Oooh ooooooh !!

You had a devil face !!

Your a Lambo stealing cannibal, I just know it !!!

Bewarned ive pepper spray, you may bring some salt to flavour my brains

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Am I allowed to post, please?

Erm....Oh go on then."
can it be an Austin-Healey instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to post, please?

Erm....Oh go on then. can it be an Austin-Healey instead?"

Is that the guy off Benidorm?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

No way ...flash cars and bling don't impress me much tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Kanye West know you borrow his watch ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way ...flash cars and bling don't impress me much tbh

Ha shania twain as well.....

"So ya got the time, but have ya got the touch"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you implying that you have a Lamborghini as well as a stupid watch?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy in a posh car did this to me once in a car park. Ok I was looking abit longer than I should've been. Asked me if I wanted a ride. I politely declined and said " sorry but if it isn't a classic mini then I'm not interested"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it is only a car.

Says the bloke with a bike.

Give me a Ducati. Or a Bimota and you are, after all it is only a car."

Duke, now you're talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'm not a materialistic kind of girl.

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well to throw in my tuppence worth..I don't think my fat ass would fit so I would politely decline. Now if sane hot gent came back in a car I could fit in I may be tempted

And for what it's worth while the watch may not be to my taste it's a welcome change from a cock next to a sky remote for a profile pic

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Why does having a nice car mean you have a small cock? ( not that I know what type of car it is )

To the OP.....nope, my mum always told me to stay away from strangers who ask you to go somewhere with them

A question for you, how do you tell the time on your watch?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Oh gawd, just googled, even if my mum had told me not to I wouldn't be able to get in or out of that at my age....so it is a no from me.

Whats wrong with a normal every day Vauxhall !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour is the lamborghini ? All depends if it clashes with my outfit.

Yellow"

Norwich FC colour

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"What colour is the lamborghini ? All depends if it clashes with my outfit.

Yellow"

I was taught not to get in cars with strangers.

And my 14 yr old drove a yellow lambo today. It's not the most attractive car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh gawd, just googled, even if my mum had told me not to I wouldn't be able to get in or out of that at my age....so it is a no from me.

Whats wrong with a normal every day Vauxhall !"

My heart sinks when someone drives up in a low car. I have osteoarthritis in my knees,getting in and out of most cars can't be done elegantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I fancy her and am getting good vibes (I'm attracted to her as a person)? Yes.

Doesn't have to be a Lamborghini though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to stroke my imaginary puppies? Aw, have a sweet,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Am I allowed to post, please?

Erm....Oh go on then. can it be an Austin-Healey instead?

Is that the guy off Benidorm?"

*sigh* classic English sports car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to post, please?

Erm....Oh go on then. can it be an Austin-Healey instead?

Is that the guy off Benidorm?

*sigh* classic English sports car. "

Some people have no idea

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Am I allowed to post, please?

Erm....Oh go on then. can it be an Austin-Healey instead?

Is that the guy off Benidorm?

*sigh* classic English sports car.

Some people have no idea"

Except I expect she did know and was trying to wind me up. Which reminds me, about the OP starting this thread. I don't know about the car but he's certainly got time on his hands.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

They don't even relate

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No and frankly I'd be annoyed that they thought a, I was that shallow, b, they are such a prat to think it makes them more appealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well to throw in my tuppence worth..I don't think my fat ass would fit so I would politely decline. Now if sane hot gent came back in a car I could fit in I may be tempted

And for what it's worth while the watch may not be to my taste it's a welcome change from a cock next to a sky remote for a profile pic

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Flash car, tiny cock?

Would you get in to find out??

Definitely not, Lamborghini and a Breitling watch definitely making up for something lacking, be it penis size or personality.

They don't even relate"

Except they do

for example, in this scenario:

Man: (looks at watch) "oh my god! I'm going to be late for my cock extension surgery! Good job I have a Lamborghini, now I will make it in time"

Happy days.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"No and frankly I'd be annoyed that they thought a, I was that shallow, b, they are such a prat to think it makes them more appealing

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what about an egg timer and a lorry?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I quite like the watch

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"No and frankly I'd be annoyed that they thought a, I was that shallow, b, they are such a prat to think it makes them more appealing

that would be my way of thinking too

Think it's time we broke out into a verse of shania twain's, that don't impress me much

Ah ah ooo ooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mummy always told me never to get into a car with a stranger so hell no.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No and frankly I'd be annoyed that they thought a, I was that shallow, b, they are such a prat to think it makes them more appealing

what about an egg timer and a lorry?"

I wouldn't be able to get up into the cab of a lorry. What sort of egg timer?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I quite like the watch

Dont know the difference between a kitchen clock and an itching cock.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A new way to post a look at me thread and clock pic"

Sorted your typo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft Lamborghini.......

Give me an R34 any day

In fact I'd buy my mates 550bhp Subaru and take the Subaru engine he currently has sat doing nothing, can't remember exactly but it's between 1100 and 1250BHP

POWWWAAAA"

All fantasy figures until you can show a dyno printout to prove it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A new way to post a look at me thread and clock pic

Sorted your typo!

Bussy Santa got there first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new way to post a look at me thread and clock pic

Sorted your typo!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"No and frankly I'd be annoyed that they thought a, I was that shallow, b, they are such a prat to think it makes them more appealing

what about an egg timer and a lorry?

I wouldn't be able to get up into the cab of a lorry. What sort of egg timer?

"
*small voice* "3 minute one"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A new way to post a look at me thread and clock pic

Sorted your typo!

Bussy Santa got there first.

Pah! Too slow again!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No and frankly I'd be annoyed that they thought a, I was that shallow, b, they are such a prat to think it makes them more appealing

what about an egg timer and a lorry?

I wouldn't be able to get up into the cab of a lorry. What sort of egg timer?

*small voice* "3 minute one"

Can we turn it 20 times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No to the op's question

But

An Audi R8, a Rado watch - and I did say yes ........ and the cock is a decent 6in with a great girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No because I've been in one before I'd rather have a mustang shelby

A chap down the road has Gt shelby ELANOR - I've learnt to go the other way I've had 2 accidents now

The noise of their engine, hmmm"
oh yes

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Oh gawd, just googled, even if my mum had told me not to I wouldn't be able to get in or out of that at my age....so it is a no from me.

Whats wrong with a normal every day Vauxhall !"

There is usually quite a lot wrong with vauxhalls.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"No. Apart from anything else, I'm incapable of getting into and out of sports cars gracefully.

Lol me too I'm afraid.

I once had to hold onto the roof and heave myself out. It was a good look

That strategy wouldn't work in my Lambo Ruby, I've got the cabriolet model.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"No, it is only a car.

Says the bloke with a bike.

Man pulls up on a flashy tandem...... "Fancy a ride on my bike, you can pedal for a bit I'm knackered."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would. Then I would car-jack the twat

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Oh gawd, just googled, even if my mum had told me not to I wouldn't be able to get in or out of that at my age....so it is a no from me.

Whats wrong with a normal every day Vauxhall !

There is usually quite a lot wrong with vauxhalls.

oooo don't jinx me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man i used to love my old cavalier! Mmmm mustard yellow! And it was a GL!

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I've been mad about cars since I could walk and talk, and I despise guys who buy flashy cars to attract women. Talk about shallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the rolls were reversed and an attractive woman asked me to jump into her flash car whether it be a Ferrari/Lambo/Merc/Porsche or McLaren.... The answer would be hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash car, tiny cock? "

I was thinking 'Penis extention'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been mad about cars since I could walk and talk, and I despise guys who buy flashy cars to attract women. Talk about shallow. "

I think it might be just a consequence rather than a reason to buy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would

Would be good to compare performance figures

Monkey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me in the drivers seat, just after 'he's' popped the bonnet

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Flash car, tiny cock?

I was thinking 'Penis extention'!!"

And a mansion to hold extravagant swingers parties in? Free booze and a banquet, maybe a hot tub in the back garden too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would. Then I would car-jack the twat"

For a 44 yr old you do lack a few things...

Maturity and the ability to read perhaps?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

And they say us women are bitchy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would. Then I would car-jack the twat

For a 44 yr old you do lack a few things...

Maturity and the ability to read perhaps?

Humour is completely lost on some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would. Then I would car-jack the twat

For a 44 yr old you do lack a few things...

Maturity and the ability to read perhaps?

Humour is completely lost on some people

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I would. Then I would car-jack the twat

For a 44 yr old you do lack a few things...

Maturity and the ability to read perhaps?

Humour is completely lost on some people

Evidently

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