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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi is it just me or does anyone else get pissed off, when you see a doorman or bouncer strutting through a bar acting tough, pushing people around realising that upon there awful rubbish attemp at having masculine sized quads that they have spent zero hours at trying to do any lifts, you feel the need to remind them that you could clean and jerk there feable testosteroned body's for a warm up......... Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not bouncer or heavy in weight aint super woman but can pack a punch , bouncers are employed coz they earned right through training it is intimidating but that why they there to intimidate from startin trouble , everyone got job and theirs is to make sure of saftey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not something that's ever crossed my mind to be fair, but then I guess I'm getting a bit long in the tooth for clubbing etc anyway - I'd prefer to curl up on the sofa with a nice warm hot chocolate

Anyway, I'm assuming you came across this recently / last night? Each to their own and all that and if they want to bulk up like that let them and don't get yourself wound up over it, in the scheme of things it's really not worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are nice, some are egotistical maniacs, just like every other professional, stop turning up to the door pussed d*unk and you may have a better opinion of them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be about boobies....

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Must be a ropey bar if the bouncers are walking through shoving customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink in places that require door staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do bouncers wear shorts now then??

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I thought this was going to be about boobies.... "

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't drink in places that require door staff "

I won't go to one with big ugly guerrilla type bouncers as it's obvious that sort of place gets a lot of trouble .

Usually when looking at bars, if they have 2 or 3 well dressed , smart looking door supervisors , who look like their job is to check Id . I will go in

But when I turn up at a place and they have about 10 or 15 , sorry it's a no go as it's obvious the type of place I don't want to go into

If I wanted to get in a fight I would go to the boxing gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as they do their job im not arsed about their fitness regime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do bouncers wear shorts now then??"

I do know what the OP means tho. Guys that get bigger at the top end but fail to train the lower.

I don't really see what his issue is with it though.

Is it with their shape or with it their intimated authority ? Or both ?

Or the fact he is associating their 'ten men' attitude to their build and position ?

We have a guy built this way at work. The girls say he's the same shape as a martini glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most pubs and all bars have doormen around here. The ones in my regular haunt are lovely and of all shapes and sizes. I don't see their legs,they wear trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be about boobies....

Me too x "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardest bouncer round our way was about 11 stone and whip thin. He was ex foreign legion and putting himself through a law degree so could out talk and out right you if needed.

You knew just by his walk he could destroy you. The big steroid lumpy bouncers were legit terrified of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi is it just me or does anyone else get pissed off, when you see a doorman or bouncer strutting through a bar acting tough, pushing people around realising that upon there awful rubbish attemp at having masculine sized quads that they have spent zero hours at trying to do any lifts, you feel the need to remind them that you could clean and jerk there feable testosteroned body's for a warm up......... Just saying "

If your looking to clean and jerk a bouncer try Fabguys, bit pointless protesting too much about them, good luck, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never crossed my mind, definitely a job I appreciate if things go pear shaped - though I don't usually come across any trouble.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I don't drink in places that require door staff "

There's not many places in York that don't have door staff these days., thanks to the invading stag and hen parties from the Northern wastes. There's even a real ale pub that has them. A real ale pub!

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham


"I thought this was going to be about boobies.... "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"definitely a job I appreciate if things go pear shaped"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be about boobies.... "
So did I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was going to be about boobies.... "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a bouncer is Nottingham who's only about 5ft4 hahaha mental he's strong as fuck though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol wtf.... did he train legs or not? make ur mind up OP

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn


"I thought this was going to be about boobies....

Me too x

Great minds "

Can we turn the conversation round to boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw im a doorsupervisor

we arent all dicks trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get some dicks but far less than there used to be. Let's not forget they are there to remove pissed up arseholes fighting; not a job many would want to do especially when there's the risk of being stabbed, glassed or outnumbered

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I don't drink in places that require door staff "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This guy shoulder barged some old fellow so I called him noodle legs then he said he was going to fuck me! So I laugh walked away, he didn't like that so he shouted stuff, female friend of mine the asked if he even lifts, he then called his mates. Madness lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

All door staff need to be registered these days, to prevent club owners fro just hiring some thugs. So if there is a legitimate reason to complain, then do so! Riling them up and then complaining about them on a website for swingers is not exactly a mature thing to do.

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

I was a bouncer/doorman in various east london pubs in my boxing days, its hard work and far from rewarding & yes you get a lot of guys with little man syndrome who want a pop at you lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you not drink in places that require door staff? Well seeing you don't live in Glasgow otherwise you'd only drink in your own house!

Genuinely cannot think of a bar in the city centre that doesn't have door staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant say as I look at their legs,id prefer looking at women.but I really doubt they don't do any leg work. That's a newbies problem.not some bog youth who has been lifting years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pushing people around"

Is this conjecture or an analogy for their attitude or have you had genuine experience of this physically happening, would assume unprovoked

You would expect them to have an assertive attitude this comment paints the picture of them deliberately bullying innocent customers, I have no experience of that, have you? Genuine question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a bouncer is Nottingham who's only about 5ft4 hahaha mental he's strong as fuck though "

Probably gets little (excuse the pun!) hassle as pissed up guys tend to make a bee line for the big bouncers and try and egg them on to look good in front of their mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I say about bouncing ????

Who cares about the aggro,when guys the sort that want to keep hi 5 ing me or think they are my mate so ill turn a blind eye to them sniffing start I just change the subject.

I'm there for the ladies.. That's it and if you misbehave then its bye bye otherwise enjoy yourselves, I do....

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