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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."

You're doing them a favour. Saving them from tooth decay and obesity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."

It's tough love and a valuable lesson you're teaching your child.

Well done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."
you bad girl you need to be punished for that

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."

Bad mummy.... did you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing and eating lots of sugar....great role model

I expect you're going to lie about where it went too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha! Glad you approve! I only feel a tiny bit guilty, mostly I feel full of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stealing and eating lots of sugar....great role model

I expect you're going to lie about where it went too "

I usually blame my mother but she's on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!.... "

I shall just go and acquaint myself with it now.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!....

I shall just go and acquaint myself with it now......."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could always point your child toward the Strange Insertions thread in Swingers Chat. After reading that they probably wouldn't want chocolate again anyway!....

I shall just go and acquaint myself with it now.......

"

Yup, exactly my reaction too!...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The upside of child having left home? Not being judged for eating her food. Bad side? Not having any of her food to eat.

I do miss her vodka stash though *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guilt of eating the chocolate will be nothing compared to the guilt of helping him look for the chocolate when he wants it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stealing and eating lots of sugar....great role model

I expect you're going to lie about where it went too

I usually blame my mother but she's on holiday."

Do you have a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow."

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Sod it...it's chocolate...there are no rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit "

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit "

Aldi sell chocolate rabbits all year round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes...."

Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?

And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes...."

Naughty Nell. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....

Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?

And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift "

I've not seen it in any shops, just at the little ice cream parlour near me. You'll need to get your bike sorted pronto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....

Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?

And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift

I've not seen it in any shops, just at the little ice cream parlour near me. You'll need to get your bike sorted pronto!"

Yeah insurance are still ducking about but solicitors have gotten back to me to say the witness gave a statement in my favour ^_^

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Is eating your 7 year olds last lindt chocolate rabbit instead of going to the shops and buying your own chocolate. I feel a bit guilty now my greed has been sated."

What! Is this leftover from Easter

How have you not eaten it months ago?

It's every man for himself in our house if there's choc around. And obviously we encourage 'sharing'

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....

Wait... there's jaffa cake ice cream now!?

And you tell me this at the start of a 10 hour shift

I've not seen it in any shops, just at the little ice cream parlour near me. You'll need to get your bike sorted pronto!

Yeah insurance are still ducking about but solicitors have gotten back to me to say the witness gave a statement in my favour ^_^"

That's good news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

I'll get him a jaffa cake ice cream, then I'll sit on the step for 33 minutes....

Naughty Nell. X"

'tis naughty, but funny.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

well I do hope that they pinch your chocolate as you deserve that for pinching theres and eating it

I would never eat the kids treats as I wouldnt want mine touched

ive been near someone that would eat there chocolate and everyone elses chocolate just because of greed

ive also seen the kids eat there chocolate as fast as possible so someone didnt pinch theres and eat it

knock on effect they also pinch your chocolate or are greedy with it when you offer them any chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well I do hope that they pinch your chocolate as you deserve that for pinching theres and eating it

I would never eat the kids treats as I wouldnt want mine touched

ive been near someone that would eat there chocolate and everyone elses chocolate just because of greed

ive also seen the kids eat there chocolate as fast as possible so someone didnt pinch theres and eat it

knock on effect they also pinch your chocolate or are greedy with it when you offer them any chocolate "

Of course I'll replace it without them even being aware of my fall from grace, so there's no need to worry about my children frantically stuffing chocolate down their gullets for fear of theft. This was meant as a light hearted thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I do hope that they pinch your chocolate as you deserve that for pinching theres and eating it

I would never eat the kids treats as I wouldnt want mine touched

ive been near someone that would eat there chocolate and everyone elses chocolate just because of greed

ive also seen the kids eat there chocolate as fast as possible so someone didnt pinch theres and eat it

knock on effect they also pinch your chocolate or are greedy with it when you offer them any chocolate

Of course I'll replace it without them even being aware of my fall from grace, so there's no need to worry about my children frantically stuffing chocolate down their gullets for fear of theft. This was meant as a light hearted thread."

Needs must Nell, needs must. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ? "

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there"

Wish I could find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll replace it with something else before he comes back tomorrow.

He'll be disappointed,it was a gold Lindt rabbit

Aldi sell chocolate rabbits all year round. "

Problem solved! By him a box of 10 and say the rabbit had babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought 3 boxes of chocolate tools and I haven't been tempted once

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there

Wish I could find it. "

I think it was miss cc the post was

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there

Wish I could find it. "
if its the one I'm thinking off I think it either got closed or removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there

Wish I could find it. if its the one I'm thinking off I think it either got closed or removed"

Probably. Lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just replace it with the same thing-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just replace it with the same thing- "

Nah replace it with a mini one and tell him that chocolate shrinks over time and eventually disappears all together.

This way you're covered for any future disappearances :p

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can think of worse parenting tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just replace it with the same thing-

Nah replace it with a mini one and tell him that chocolate shrinks over time and eventually disappears all together.

This way you're covered for any future disappearances :p"

But I promise to be good now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there

Wish I could find it.

I think it was miss cc the post was "

No it wasn't miss cc. I remember exactly who it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just replace it with the same thing-

Nah replace it with a mini one and tell him that chocolate shrinks over time and eventually disappears all together.

This way you're covered for any future disappearances :p

But I promise to be good now "

Awwwe but good girls are boring :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of the fun size snicker nicker thread. Who remembers it ?

also the one where there lodger had left something in the fridge as well

but someone so couldnt resist the temptation of it being in there

Wish I could find it.

I think it was miss cc the post was

No it wasn't miss cc. I remember exactly who it was."

It wasn't Miss CC. Am I correct in thinking there was a thread related name change at the time too ? or did I imagine it ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think of worse parenting tbh"

I've done worse......

Moved my daughter's 3rd birthday by a day so I could attend a posh works function

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's very naughty. But easily replaced.

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