FabSwingers.com forum: What it's your occupation

By *ullet OP Man
over a year ago

oldham

What it's your occupation and enjoy them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wellington boots tester

I splash through lots of puddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snake oil salesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mechanic and firefighter I enjoy the firefighter job more

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By *uffin-Man-Man
over a year ago

muffin lane

I'm a prick, well that's what my ex still calls me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An international man of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a useless c@*t so the boss says!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfectionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wellington boots tester

I splash through lots of puddles

Gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make holes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the Ben and Jerry's ice cream taster??

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly, very soon I'll be in-between jobs

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a professional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to ride for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a...........

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I make holes...

Do you punch all those little holes in crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a manager for a shipping company.don't enjoy it.want to get back into the building game. More tea breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Academic skills training and elearning design

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for Sydney university as a researcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emperor of the unuverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haggis farmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a liability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Web developer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I correct other people's grammatical errors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International Playboy (AKA Project Manager)

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I'm Sparticus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'm Sparticus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a shepherd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father was a Biscuit Designer. See those Malted Milk biscuits with the cows on 'em? Yep, that was Dad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Bagpipe player in a Brothel, in Baghdad.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Administrator. Aka oracle of all knowledge, dogsbody and general overskilled, underpaid skivvy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lay about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play with big boys toys and I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm your father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This must be a Daily Sport survey, they can't spell either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm your father."

Ah! Tell me the truth about them moo cow biscuits, Dad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'm Sparticus"

I'm Spartacus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire Monday to Friday, Werewolf at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I split my time between being an Astronaut and training Dolphins with special needs.

Oh and managing wealth.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Sultan of..

if only i could remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I split my time between being an Astronaut and training Dolphins with special needs.

Oh and managing wealth. "
I test women with special needs for not in a LAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an international woman of mystery.

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

I own an array of uniforms which clearly indicate on some days I'm a secratary, a police officer the next, nurse on Tuesday's, builder on Fridays, naturist on Saturdays, house maid on Sunday's....

Oh wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a warehouse assistant, unloading lorries and sort/stack the food and sign deliveries. I like my job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two jobs I'm a community nurse I also work in a sex club a few nights a month, I enjoy both

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hangman...only part time though, its a dying art and business is so slow lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an elongated snot dribbler by trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soon to be looking for a new occupation .... Did find Private Investigator.... Interesting idea :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangman...only part time though, its a dying art and business is so slow lately

Get yourself to syria or Libya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi driver, can be fun but not often

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I catch slippery things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I release slippery things.

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Would love to be a stripper !

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't like to talk about work. Very hush hush.

*taps nose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to be a stripper !"

With a body like that the boys will love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As of Wednesday I won't have a full time profession. Strangely I've just signed onto an employment agency and could be back where I currently work by next Thursday doing the same job with an increase in pay. Which seems weird as I was made redundant to save money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wifes job is fascinating, although it's difficult to say what she actually does...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a programmer

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Selfie taker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipper in I play with hounds and crack whips all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crowd management

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

depends I have 3 jobs 2 are my own businesses, one I'm employed to do

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

CEO/MD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would love to be a stripper !"

I can see why..eat your heart out Magic Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engineer on the Star Ship Enterprise and I tell you what Spock is a right t**t with the girls on board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a stunt cock for the porn industry. My brother is a camera man. My granny Mildred is a fluffer

Its all I've ever known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crap one and no

(Mr)

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a professional twat and you better belive I'm the best in the business ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an international woman of mystery. "
I'm mystified

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By *layersdelightCouple
over a year ago

Stevenage

"I make holes...

Do you punch all those little holes in crumpets

haha that made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I catch slippery things"
like jellied eels xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make holes...

Do you punch all those little holes in crumpets

No-not since the accident .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I am occupied with trying to breathe adequately whilst wearing a corset.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Right now I am occupied with trying to breathe adequately whilst wearing a corset."

Oh, that's not fair - now I can't concentrate!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I am a Spartan, though admittedly things have been quiet for me on the work front since Thermopylae

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm currently aiming for world domination from my secret lair hideaway, that isn't a spacious as the brochure made it out to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I design software for Volkswagen ..... Well I did

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"Would love to be a stripper !

I can see why..eat your heart out Magic Mike "

Thanks. Must watch that film to get some tips and get a leg up in the business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently president of Fifa, but my next occupation is going to be B Wing bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drug tester

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm a relief manager (seriously, I am )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a relief manager (seriously, I am )

Hand or oral?

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"Drug tester"

I could help you test out viagra

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Carer with ladies with dementia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carer with ladies with dementia"

I'll probably need your help soon

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I spend money, I would guess I have probably spent some money of about 80%+ of all the posters here. I dont work for the government and I dont work for Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be in charge of the Third Riech but I'm currently unemployed. Wanna buy a copy of Mein Kampf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bricklayer at Legoland.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"My wifes job is fascinating, although it's difficult to say what she actually does..."

I'm guessing that It' probably best not to say what she actually does!!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We could do with a flat-roofer but not a flat earther.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Carer with ladies with dementia

I'll probably need your help soon

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will be a pleasure

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"What it's your occupation and enjoy them ?"

fortune cookie writer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carer with ladies with dementia"

That was my last job - it didnt end well.

Currently, self-employed literary critic, for online forums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal proctologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey....n I love it!

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

your post makes no sense what so ever ..

im a bricklayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grifter.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I test sex toys to destruction for a living. Not much money in it but a lot of job satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a stunt cock for the porn industry. My brother is a camera man. My granny Mildred is a fluffer

Its all I've ever known"

Hello grandson.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Anal proctologist "

There's no other sort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a relief manager (seriously, I am )

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god that's a relief thought you were something else for a minute

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm in festive novelties and a student.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make holes...

Do you punch all those little holes in crumpets

haha that made me lol"
made you dribble? I a bloody phlebotomist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief taster for Walkers Crisps

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I test self winding watches and revue porn films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emperor of the unuverse"

Just an idea.

If you want to be emperor of the universe.

Being able to spell universe correctly is a huge help!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a princess.

Jools is a Shepherd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really Willy Wonka

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I'm a little teapot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condom tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you

But then I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a job that has kept my challenged and interested every day for 10 years. I couldn't imagine not working. I enjoy my holidays, but always end up needing to get back to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Student so really i do nothing lol

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

I'm the guy who looks after the loo on the International Space Station.

Heading up next week with my plunger and bog brush to sort a long over due blockage problem. The callout fee is "out of this world".

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Im a shepherd

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So your a pimp then

I'm a rocking horse shit collector and Jill is a gold fish brain trainer

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

I got fired recently for being addicted to brake fluid.

But I can stop whenever I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional boob inspector.

I love my work and it's great to take it home with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aircraft bodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a qualified carpenter and soon to be qualified construction manager. I was recently working within management for a large and popular construction company. I'd love to own and run my very construction company one day but I know that costs lots so I'll just keep dreaming the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slave...pay is abysmal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penetration tester ....with benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in the pipe laying business

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I work permanent nightshifts . . I'm a burglar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Soon to be looking for a new occupation .... Did find Private Investigator.... Interesting idea :0) "

Oh it's a fascinating job - it's only a tiny element of what I do but is my favourite bit. The other bits aren't nearly as much fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carer in a specialist home for dementia, emi and brain injury - hard work and stressy but love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work permanent nightshifts . . I'm a burglar "

I want to follow in your footsteps... I'm a Policeman....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a stunt cock for the porn industry. My brother is a camera man. My granny Mildred is a fluffer

Its all I've ever known

Hello grandson.

Nana Mildred!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Bathroom fairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gardener and handyman, I love my work when the sun is shining....not so enamoured in the cold and wet though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a qualified carpenter and soon to be qualified construction manager. I was recently working within management for a large and popular construction company. I'd love to own and run my very construction company one day but I know that costs lots so I'll just keep dreaming the dream

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Do it, I lost a long term job and was on benefits when I started my business. That was 5 years ago. Being your own boss is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gardener too! It's been quite nice to be a gardener this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwater yoghurt weaver. I an hold my breath for ages whilst manipulating slippery stuff.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

I make the internet

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a freelance shampoo tester for a number of manufacturers who appear to be suffering in the marketplace.

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