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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The washing up that's been left for me?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

wank a cock - once a wanker always a wanker lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

I would get a meet quick just to find out what it actually feels like to have my pussy eatten

Pretty basic I know but would be a good insight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join fab and watch the chaos begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stiff my panties. hope yo have a period. Try to work out what your actually thinking.

And get my tits out for the lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a fit bi woman for lesbian sex

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Buy shoes.... Flipping 'eck that came quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys! There's a lot more to being a woman than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never leave the bedroom. And I'd try an find out what a 'whole of body orgasm' is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy shoes.... Flipping 'eck that came quick. "

This. Mmmm..... Shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stiff my panties. hope yo have a period. Try to work out what your actually thinking.

And get my tits out for the lads "

Try that one again lol

Sniff my panties. hope to have a period. Try to work out what your actually thinking.

And get my tits out for the lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the washing up, tidy the house, get ready, dress stunningly and head of to a swingers club for a greedy night of cock and pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy shoes.... Flipping 'eck that came quick.

This. Mmmm..... Shoes "

Yep...... I go with that too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock myself in the bedroom with a mirror all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys! There's a lot more to being a woman than sex.

"

Let us have some fun, we've only got one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys! There's a lot more to being a woman than sex.

Let us have some fun, we've only got one day. "

Well I suppose you can have your fun then back to male mode tomorrow, think about sex every 7 mins or summit like that! Haha

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Open a fab account with my profile written in capitals, block all singles guys and put up and angry status bemoaning how thick men are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys! There's a lot more to being a woman than sex.

Let us have some fun, we've only got one day.

Well I suppose you can have your fun then back to male mode tomorrow, think about sex every 7 mins or summit like that! Haha "

Thank you.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Become a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Rachel and soxy sling your hook!

The OP said men only ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Rachel and soxy sling your hook!

The OP said men only ffs "

You spelt ma name wrong so I'm in for another post

I'd dress up really sexy and take lots of pictures of myself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Rachel and soxy sling your hook!

The OP said men only ffs "

Would love to lay on a beach with a body like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Rachel and soxy sling your hook!

The OP said men only ffs

You spelt ma name wrong so I'm in for another post

I'd dress up really sexy and take lots of pictures of myself too "

Oops sorry Rachael! Big kiss

Sorry to hijack OP.

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would organise a gangbang and revel in orgasming time after time with no loss if arousal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just nag for no reason

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sit at home and play with myself probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Rachel and soxy sling your hook!

The OP said men only ffs

You spelt ma name wrong so I'm in for another post

I'd dress up really sexy and take lots of pictures of myself too

Oops sorry Rachael! Big kiss

Sorry to hijack OP.

As you were "

Mmmm. She wrote my name..... I think I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put the toilet lid down.

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

So I have a woman's body but still think like me? Unlikely i'd even make it out of bed

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

Probably have a spa day on a day where its all women who would be there, then go into the sauna and see if I could talk one of them into some lesbian sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open a fab account with my profile written in capitals, block all singles guys and put up and angry status bemoaning how thick men are "

Lmfao. The caps lol. Its all about the caps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy a mahoosive double header and have a butt to butt session with a fellow female Fabber followed by a Bukake Tsunami party. Then I would post pics of my jizz covered mellons on "latest pics" to try and improve my Fab count

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Organise an orgy and have lots of fun being fucked and licked by men and women. Hopefully have lots of orgasms and cum all over me. What a day that would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some killer heels, sexy underwear and a gorgeous dress, get my hair, nails and make up done and find a couple of gorgeous bi men for a threesome

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Buy shoes.... Flipping 'eck that came quick.

This. Mmmm..... Shoes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some killer heels, sexy underwear and a gorgeous dress, get my hair, nails and make up done and find a couple of gorgeous bi men for a threesome "

I don't see any point in just thinking about it; live the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some killer heels, sexy underwear and a gorgeous dress, get my hair, nails and make up done and find a couple of gorgeous bi men for a threesome

I don't see any point in just thinking about it; live the dream "

I couldn't carry it off

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

All the ladies I have been with have amazing body jarring orgasms which I am very envious of.

Hopefully I would be multi orgasmic and I would just be fucked or wanking all day long.;-)

Afterwards though, I have a feeling that male orgasms just won't cut the mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afterwards though, I have a feeling that male orgasms just won't cut the mustard "

I dunno...

With proper build up, mine is pretty fucking awesome (it's shit if it's just a solo wank though). But then that's me done.

It would be very different having lots of littler ones which build into each other, like some females.

We just peak differently I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go and buy a packet of Tampons without the ground wanting to swallow me up

It was my ex missus and she was unwell at the time

The things you do for love

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend

There'd be a Banana involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "
Turn lesbian and suck Ambers toes

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

I'd start and advanced driving school for women and take it to parliment to make it compulsory

OK I'm off now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck myself with every feasible object I had at my disposal then go to a club and be a lesbian for the day!

If there was time I'd tidy the house and do some cooking and know my place.

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Go shopping get some nice clothes then come on here find a nice guy to take me out and have him shag me senseless xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multitask!

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By *icky_tvLondonTV/TS
over a year ago

london


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

Well I wouldn't have to tuck .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would brazenly walk into a pub full of blokes and say "what the fuck are you retards staring at. Did you stare at the bloke who just walked in here? No you didn't.Now turn around and drink your beer like good little boys"

That should win me some browny points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some killer heels, sexy underwear and a gorgeous dress, get my hair, nails and make up done and find a couple of gorgeous bi men for a threesome

I don't see any point in just thinking about it; live the dream

I couldn't carry it off "

I didn't think I could but I kinda get away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the day off work and stuff everything in sight up my vaj.

Well, you did ask.

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

I often fantasise about this. I'd love to be a woman for a day just to experience as many different things a woman can do that a man can't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

Look good in tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit at home and play with my enormous boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some killer heels, sexy underwear and a gorgeous dress, get my hair, nails and make up done and find a couple of gorgeous bi men for a threesome

I don't see any point in just thinking about it; live the dream

I couldn't carry it off

I didn't think I could but I kinda get away with it "

There's no comparison

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

a day is too short no fun unless you could feel everything that the women go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a complete slut! I would go to a bar and fuck everyone! Then got to another bar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's all be honest, play with myself over and over again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? Turn lesbian and suck Ambers toes "

Ooo la la

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sit at home and play with myself probably

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Basically, no change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on thin white bikini bottoms, walk out of the sea and hope guys look at my pussy crack. Basically be a slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm, orgasm, orgasm then orgasm again ha ha would have to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "
yes I would go out with the girlies for a girly night and back to mine for a slumber party naked of course x

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? Turn lesbian and suck Ambers toes

Ooo la la "

Does that mean you like having your toes sucked?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Learn the offside rule and how to parallel park

*runs & hides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Learn the offside rule and how to parallel park

*runs & hides "

Even god would struggle with that.

Where are you hiding, I'll be right over........

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"Open a fab account with my profile written in capitals, block all singles guys and put up and angry status bemoaning how thick men are "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a lesbian because I'd be sick of men pestering me on here all day.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm "

it's rather interesting for me in the sense for a day if I was a woman I would be a lesbian for sure that and I'd hope i'd look good too for that one day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm

it's rather interesting for me in the sense for a day if I was a woman I would be a lesbian for sure that and I'd hope i'd look good too for that one day.. "

You know; looking good, the choice of outfits and SHOES, are half the fun.

As a guy no one ever compliments my legs, bum, hair, eyes....

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm

it's rather interesting for me in the sense for a day if I was a woman I would be a lesbian for sure that and I'd hope i'd look good too for that one day..

You know; looking good, the choice of outfits and SHOES, are half the fun.

As a guy no one ever compliments my legs, bum, hair, eyes.... "

well it's the feminine look and way they carry themselves and act with others which is what leads to the attraction in women in general etc rachael. Which is the reason in which they would compliment or like you're appearance etc in the first place as it would be appealing..

it would be pretty hilarious though if I did magically become a woman for a day or two lol I would have zero female personality traits/etiquette and plus I'd be bulky in physique and i'm 6ft 3 so I might just intimidate a few people in the process

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Be very picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nag all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "
I would discover why women find it so hard to admit they were wrong and not every argument is his fault.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend half the day finding out how to make a woman orgasm the every time, the other half winning arguments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm

it's rather interesting for me in the sense for a day if I was a woman I would be a lesbian for sure that and I'd hope i'd look good too for that one day..

You know; looking good, the choice of outfits and SHOES, are half the fun.

As a guy no one ever compliments my legs, bum, hair, eyes....

well it's the feminine look and way they carry themselves and act with others which is what leads to the attraction in women in general etc rachael. Which is the reason in which they would compliment or like you're appearance etc in the first place as it would be appealing..

it would be pretty hilarious though if I did magically become a woman for a day or two lol I would have zero female personality traits/etiquette and plus I'd be bulky in physique and i'm 6ft 3 so I might just intimidate a few people in the process "

Which is where we differ. I do have those feminine traits, apparently. A lot is in the body language and the way you move. I walk and run on my toes. I've never moved or stood like a guy. Until I put heels on I didn't make the connection.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm

it's rather interesting for me in the sense for a day if I was a woman I would be a lesbian for sure that and I'd hope i'd look good too for that one day..

You know; looking good, the choice of outfits and SHOES, are half the fun.

As a guy no one ever compliments my legs, bum, hair, eyes....

well it's the feminine look and way they carry themselves and act with others which is what leads to the attraction in women in general etc rachael. Which is the reason in which they would compliment or like you're appearance etc in the first place as it would be appealing..

it would be pretty hilarious though if I did magically become a woman for a day or two lol I would have zero female personality traits/etiquette and plus I'd be bulky in physique and i'm 6ft 3 so I might just intimidate a few people in the process

Which is where we differ. I do have those feminine traits, apparently. A lot is in the body language and the way you move. I walk and run on my toes. I've never moved or stood like a guy. Until I put heels on I didn't make the connection. "

whatever works out for you I guess as I like some of you're pictures and you did tell me you get quite a few messages per day so you must be doing something right..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up a female profile on here...and test some of the theories of FAB....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As I thought; many guys are like the idea of being a woman for a day and many of them would play with guys too....... Hmmm

it's rather interesting for me in the sense for a day if I was a woman I would be a lesbian for sure that and I'd hope i'd look good too for that one day..

You know; looking good, the choice of outfits and SHOES, are half the fun.

As a guy no one ever compliments my legs, bum, hair, eyes....

well it's the feminine look and way they carry themselves and act with others which is what leads to the attraction in women in general etc rachael. Which is the reason in which they would compliment or like you're appearance etc in the first place as it would be appealing..

it would be pretty hilarious though if I did magically become a woman for a day or two lol I would have zero female personality traits/etiquette and plus I'd be bulky in physique and i'm 6ft 3 so I might just intimidate a few people in the process

Which is where we differ. I do have those feminine traits, apparently. A lot is in the body language and the way you move. I walk and run on my toes. I've never moved or stood like a guy. Until I put heels on I didn't make the connection.

whatever works out for you I guess as I like some of you're pictures and you did tell me you get quite a few messages per day so you must be doing something right.."

I guess I must be xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? I would discover why women find it so hard to admit they were wrong and not every argument is his fault.

Just saying

"

Youd best come and hide with me and Ace......

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'd never leave the bedroom. And I'd try an find out what a 'whole of body orgasm' is!!"

You just need to work your prostate with a dildo when you wank to find out what that's like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never leave the bedroom. And I'd try an find out what a 'whole of body orgasm' is!!

You just need to work your prostate with a dildo when you wank to find out what that's like! "

It's even better if you grind it on a real cock apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign up to twitter and get men to send me a shit load of free stuff from amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do?

Well I wouldn't have to tuck ."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never leave the bedroom. And I'd try an find out what a 'whole of body orgasm' is!!

You just need to work your prostate with a dildo when you wank to find out what that's like! "
I've tried. Can't find the spot. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a period or a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "
I would go to work on a building site see how hard men have to work to bring home the beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit at home and play with myself probably

"

i would do this if i was a bloke for a day

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By *tillwaterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sit at home and play with myself probably

i would do this if i was a bloke for a day "

Haha I think if most men were women for the day we'd do exactly the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get married and cuckold my husband with the best man, then of course divorce rape him after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? "

I'd not be able to stop playing with my pussy if I was a woman for a day, partly because it feels nice and partly because I'm used to having a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might actually get a meet then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join Fab and message Scrumpy Shep!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Learn the offside rule and how to parallel park

*runs & hides "

Oooh, I can parallel park to the inch in milliseconds, I'm totally brilliant at it!! And reading maps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck with your socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be lying on my back with a cock in each hole one in each had and the rest can just wank and cum over my body and face,after all I am a slut in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd most likely spend my day on FAB deleting unread messages and blocking men who dared to try and befriend me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Men. If you were a woman for one day. What would you do? I would discover why women find it so hard to admit they were wrong and not every argument is his fault.

Just saying

"
I'd just be right about everything all day

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