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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Angry Dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Arabian Goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Fire Island

This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG there are loads...how much fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moses

A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we ask where you are getting them from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just typed obscure sexual terms into google....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just typed obscure sexual terms into google....lol"

Ta ............. off to Google, I may be some time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now this one is just so wierd it makes me laugh...I so want the opportunity to say that.

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower intestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys, hence the expression, "Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

wonders how she can slip that into a conversation.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

oh this thread is cheering me up big style...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Is bag piping in there?

bloody hard to do that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hershey Highway

When plugging your girl in the ass, you run into some hot diarrhea. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is bag piping in there?

bloody hard to do that is "

nope it isnt...enlighten me.

this one is though

Brown Bagging It

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

debating wether or not cum dumpster is too bad to put on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Flying Camel

A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl....i love this description

Fur Ball

You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok femme, put google down, step away from the google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel sick....... "

I have that effect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick.......

I have that effect lol"
Haha no babes, not you, just the thought of some of those acts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel sick.......

I have that effect lolHaha no babes, not you, just the thought of some of those acts! "

no seriously I do...it is a a talent that i have nurtured and perfected over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard this one on Ttle this week.

MONKEY FACE

Before you go out, cut your pubes and leave them next to the bed. If you happen to pull and get a bird back to your place, after doing whatever it is that gets you at it shoot your man fat over her face then reach for the pubes, sprinkle them over the cum and shout Monkey Face, Monkey Face!!! Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fire Island

This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented."

Coughs at that one pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women."

nope it is that one that cracks me up...I just get a mental picture of it lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Is bag piping in there?

bloody hard to do that is

nope it isnt...enlighten me.

this one is though

Brown Bagging It

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind"

Thats not quite right as there is double bagging. Thats where you both wear a bag in case the first one falls off.

I hasten to add i would no way indulge in such acts......Well im claustrophobic.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Heard this one on Ttle this week.

MONKEY FACE

Before you go out, cut your pubes and leave them next to the bed. If you happen to pull and get a bird back to your place, after doing whatever it is that gets you at it shoot your man fat over her face then reach for the pubes, sprinkle them over the cum and shout Monkey Face, Monkey Face!!! Quality "

Have you actually done that??

If you did do you still have your balls intact may I ask?

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

how about a...........

soapytitwank!!!

speaks for itself lol!!!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

No-one mentioned a Dirty Sanchez yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heard this one on Ttle this week.

MONKEY FACE

Before you go out, cut your pubes and leave them next to the bed. If you happen to pull and get a bird back to your place, after doing whatever it is that gets you at it shoot your man fat over her face then reach for the pubes, sprinkle them over the cum and shout Monkey Face, Monkey Face!!! Quality

Have you actually done that??

If you did do you still have your balls intact may I ask?"

Errrr no way, value my balls too much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The LA Law

This is where you mount your wife/partner from behind and after 5 minutes of frantic fucking you tell her that your first wife was fucking great at this position. See how long it takes to find your suitcases on the front lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to google and type in turdwords and you can get all of them there

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