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Worst lines in a swingers club?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'Do you cum here often?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've got blue waffles on the buffet table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the action at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mobile in your pocket or are you excited to see me

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Do you wanna fuck (yes for real)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The hidden cameras have been fixed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man :Can I have that used condom please? I will just turn it inside out for the next one

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"The fire drill will take place in...AWOOGA, AWOOGA, AWOOGA..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there jizz floating in my beer?

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By *rmrsgyCouple
over a year ago

cleethorpes


"Do you wanna fuck (yes for real)"

What's wrong with being straight to the point lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

So I was fingering this bird, right, and she gushed everywhere. It was like, totally amazing. Can I pass you anything from the buffet?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Due to the breakdown of the dishwasher, please leave all glasses by the jacuzzi.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Ewwww mummmmmmmm!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew they put little globs of hand cream in the jacuzzi. How wonderful

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crying when you turn them down

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The buffet must have started, I just saw a sausage in the jacuzzi.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

if anyone finds my pile cream can they let me know please..

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield


"Crying when you turn them down "
lol have seen that happen

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"if anyone finds my pile cream can they let me know please.."
...it's in an old KY jelly tin that I had lying around.

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