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Embarrassing things at meets ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love reading people most embarrassing moments at meets

Anyone care to share ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I pulled on her pony tail, only to discover she'd been wearing a wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I've just admitted to that

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Little man didn't work at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for sharing !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment."

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment."

It would have come out in the conversation eventually!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

Met a couple (that we knew quite well) wearing my slippers.

Only realised once we were miles away from home in the car.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.

It would have come out in the conversation eventually! "
the worst of it was my dad had a false eye and if he had told me in advance I could of put him at ease to save the embarrassing moment

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd completly forgot about that I usually say the TV's false fingernail that came off inside me and we had to fish it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't think of anything embarrassing that's happened to me really

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I'd completly forgot about that I usually say the TV's false fingernail that came off inside me and we had to fish it out "

Noooooo

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night "

That's shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment."

Was it Columbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night

That's shocking "
it was all relaxing though

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.

It would have come out in the conversation eventually! "

clearly didnt have his eye on the ball.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just thought of one I'd forgotten about, chatting to a guy from Ireland lovely lad, he decided to come over, had sunglasses on, got upstairs and I said are you going to take those bloody glasses off, he did, he had a very noticeable false eye, that wouldn't have even been an issue if he had mentioned it but talk about awkard moment.

It would have come out in the conversation eventually! "

Popped out on your knee lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having a long enough fingernail to catch the cellophane and open the box of jonnies fast enough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet a girl who turned out to be a ex I cheated on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy off here a while ago and was sucking his cock. I had only been at it for about a minute and he came so hard that it shot down my throat then came back out my nose.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Love reading people most embarrassing moments at meets

Anyone care to share ?? "

Kept putting the condom on inside out, poor guy.

Know better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple for a drink. The wife didn't talk the whole time. Just glared at the husband. Think they might have had a domestic. Didn't get to play. Tragic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a young guy through a hook up app while I was traveling for business. Invited him to my hotel.

We started getting hot with foreplay, fully clothed and I was sitting on him and kissing him. He suddenly shuddered and came in his pants (1 minute into foreplay, I hadn't even touched his crotch yet).

He said it would not be a problem as he could continue. We did.

He came another 4 times before he even started fucking me.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I've done the classic move of smashing a bloke in the face with my knee when changing position. That was pretty embarrassing.

The only other time was when I finally got naked with a very hot bloke, the sex was worse than disappointing, awkward and a total failure.

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I met a young guy through a hook up app while I was traveling for business. Invited him to my hotel.

We started getting hot with foreplay, fully clothed and I was sitting on him and kissing him. He suddenly shuddered and came in his pants (1 minute into foreplay, I hadn't even touched his crotch yet).

He said it would not be a problem as he could continue. We did.

He came another 4 times before he even started fucking me. "

It's terrible for guys, met some guys like this but patience has given okay results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fingering a lady in a club found a condom inside her....stopped straight away washed and cleaned hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet on another site. Travelled a large distance to hers based upon photos of an Amazonian Goddess. Door opened by someone more resembling Hilda Ogden. Still played. Rude not to and petrol prices were at an all time high

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

devon


"When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night "

I fell asleep filming her strip. Again after a heavy night out. She showed me the video and u could see the moment I nodded off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingering a lady in a club found a condom inside her....stopped straight away washed and cleaned hands "

Ewww!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a really strange experience once meeting a woman from a dating site. Years ago I was only young and new to meeting women off the internet.

Anyway met this woman she about 10 years older than me, we went back to her place and started getting it on.

While I was fucking this woman she was uncontrollable laughing for the whole time we was having sex!

Like crazy laughing! It really freaked me out, I couldn't sleep a wink in fear of waking up tied to the bed with ankles broken!

I couldn't work out why she was laughing, I'm quite well endowed, and wasn't doing anything unusual. She was a complete lunatic!

There's no wonder I'm so careful who I would meet from fabs!

The next day I went straight to the sex clinic worried that she give me aids or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've just admitted to that "

no ping and splash that night then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night "

You are so lucky that wasn't me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've just admitted to that "

Haha iv fallen asleep while being ridden before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe I've just admitted to that

Haha iv fallen asleep while being ridden before! "

And you wake up to her shouting at you!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Love reading people most embarrassing moments at meets

Anyone care to share ??

Kept putting the condom on inside out, poor guy.

Know better now "

I had a guy (early twenties) who turned away to put the condom on then turned back proudly to show me the two condoms he'd put on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy off here a while ago and was sucking his cock. I had only been at it for about a minute and he came so hard that it shot down my throat then came back out my nose. "

thats too funny,sorry

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Got freaked by the couple in a club that wanted to join in with us before we had properly got started. They got up and walked off with one behind the other. The man carrying a large shopping bag.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"When I fell asleep while getting a Bj , must add we had been out all night "

I fell asleep giving bj wouldn't mind but been trying to get with him for ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suppose one embarrassing thing that happened well more disgusting than embarrassing, met a couple few years ago with my then partner and her hubby was doing her from behind and liquid poop came out of her everywhere I was almost sick . That was it for me !!! Never ever ever met a woman since lol !!!

She just said oh dear looks like the douche didn't work properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invited a man I met of fab to my house.he definitely talked the talk and sounded as if we were going to have a fantastic time.got going with kissing and a fumble but coudnt actually feel his cock! Got down to it trousers off..He had forgotten to mention his medical condition of...a micro penis !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havin great meet when realise one of us bleeding , arghh not me ,,, look at meet and his cock pumping blood everywhere , must caught on zip ,, i quickly shout to partner to help him as jumping in shower , panicking as didnt want call ambulance , it squirt and pump everywhere when damaged felt real bad and concerned for him was shock get blood throbbin insted cum lol dont drink and drive lol

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

Did you carry on and fuck that micro penis cmaid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave someone a black eye once

I had got pushed right up the bed and sat up to shimmy down just as he leaned down to put his arm round me and pull me down.

My forehead hit him right in the eye socket!! We still carried on though- it was only the next day when we woke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you carry on and fuck that micro penis cmaid?"
was nothing there to actually fuck.was smaller than my thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose one embarrassing thing that happened well more disgusting than embarrassing, met a couple few years ago with my then partner and her hubby was doing her from behind and liquid poop came out of her everywhere I was almost sick . That was it for me !!! Never ever ever met a woman since lol !!!

She just said oh dear looks like the douche didn't work properly "
. I can understand being nervous, but actually shitting yourself!!? Lol. That is so gross!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suppose one embarrassing thing that happened well more disgusting than embarrassing, met a couple few years ago with my then partner and her hubby was doing her from behind and liquid poop came out of her everywhere I was almost sick . That was it for me !!! Never ever ever met a woman since lol !!!

She just said oh dear looks like the douche didn't work properly . I can understand being nervous, but actually shitting yourself!!? Lol. That is so gross!"

Yep it was absolutely gross

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I met a guy off here a while ago and was sucking his cock. I had only been at it for about a minute and he came so hard that it shot down my throat then came back out my nose. "

Snotty sloppy seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a meet at ours, the other male of a couple we were naked and having fun with, nipped off to the loo. When he tried to come through the lounge door on his way back, the internal handle mechanism broke, trapping him in the hallway.

A selection of tools and half hour later, we managed to free him and have laugh about it. Most embarrassing at the time though lol

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb "

Hope everyone carried on regardless

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A 'friend' came on, whilst sitting on my new cream plain sofa, whilst I was making tea after getting back. She'd bled through her clothing into the fabric.

I returned from the kitchen to find her relaxed, sensuous disposition had changed to uptight and irritated, as she left for the bathroom.

She calmed down a little but this huge patch was as obvious as that big mole on someone's face - its just not going anywhere.

She decided to leave, so it ruined the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love these posts, always make me smile.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb

Hope everyone carried on regardless "

I carried on regardless after making a rather embarrassing announcement to the guys giving them the option to abstain from certain bits - some did, some didn't and I respected either way. Good night anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb

Hope everyone carried on regardless

I carried on regardless after making a rather embarrassing announcement to the guys giving them the option to abstain from certain bits - some did, some didn't and I respected either way. Good night anyway "

trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cpl of years ago met a guy, night was going well so off we went to the bedroom.. Long story short I was on all 4's with him gearing up behind me.. Then it happened....

Whoooooosh..... Off the end of the bed I went head first to land on the laminate floor with an almighty bang crash wallop

Obviously I hadn't positioned myself right or braced enough.. I was sooo embarrassed

Taught me to clench that duvet like my life depends on it now though when on 4's

Katie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starting my period early...just as I arrived at a well planned gb "

Oh no I had that once, was bloody (pardon the pun) mid shag as well

he wants happy

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol I had a play with someone and they came on mid shag.....ummmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this couple a few months ago.

We were staying in a hotel room and had a second fold out bed for me to sleep in.

I decided it was a great idea to do it on the fold out bed. Unfortunately my arm slipped down the hole in the edge and I ended up dislocating mu shoulder and in A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two men have fallen asleep while I was giving them a bj (at seperate times - Years apart!). Drink was involved both times but it gave me a complex for years!

Will can't understand it, but I do insist on practicing A LOT to make sure I'm doing it right now! He never complains bless him x

Sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police telling us off for dogging.

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