FabSwingers.com forum: Cocks and household objects what's it all about?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do men feel the need to hold their cocks up against a sky remote control or can of beer...... Latest one a marrow?!!! It doesn't impress women we just think your twats!!! Don't do it lol rant over

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Why do men feel the need to hold their cocks up against a sky remote control or can of beer...... Latest one a marrow?!!! It doesn't impress women we just think your twats!!! Don't do it lol rant over

I would agree with you but that said I have just had a request from a woman to do just that

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Maybe us girlies need to start taking pictures of our breasts next to footballs or oranges or pingpong balls...not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We meet people, not cocks, and anyone comparing their nether regions to an household object is really not going to tickle our fancy.

That said, it does act as a useful filter.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Maybe us girlies need to start taking pictures of our breasts next to footballs or oranges or pingpong balls...not!!

one or two of the Rugby World Cup pics with rugby balls have been quite sexy to be fair

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe us girlies need to start taking pictures of our breasts next to footballs or oranges or pingpong balls...not!!

Ha ha ha yes good idea

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

I won't take a picture of my winkle as I think it's degrading

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By *CoastFunMan
over a year ago

Southampron

What's ones like is another's hate. I don't find taking pictures of myself and cock degrading though. It's just advertisement as to what I look like all over. I don't however compare my cock to household items

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

One male profile we looked at yesterday had 31 public pics.

Every single pic was of his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think cock pics are ok.... Just not compared next to objects .... And over 30 is about much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't take a picture of my winkle as I think it's degrading "

Why is your winkle degrading- does it cast nasturshems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never having taken a pic of my cock in comparison to anything, I can't answer your question.

But there are an awful lot of profiles on here stating 8" or above only. I even saw one yesterday asking for 12". So maybe the men that do, like to show something which someone can physically measure?

Having only one cock pic, I've often wondered if I am in a minority?

Many years ago on a different site a couple stated that if your cock fits inside the cardboard tube of a toilet roll, they wouldn't be interested.

So maybe the blame doesn't always lie with the male!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it wasn't a courgette he was trying to pass off as a marrow??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it wasn't a courgette he was trying to pass off as a marrow??!"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I'm laughing my arse off here its so obvious he's a twat all right he believes the cock makes the man but then again there are plenty of single girls and couples on here who believe the same with there cock size preferences .

Shale we call them twats as well for reducing guys down to their cock size or just laugh it off and move on .

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I have one of my cock next to a thimble.....jeez, gonna have to find a smaller thimble as my cock looks tiny

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I would agree with you but that said I have just had a request from a woman to do just that

Just because a women asked you to do it does it mean you had to it .

I'd have said now look here darling it you want to see it then its in the flesh if we hit it off.

Why let a women dictate to you do you think she would let you dictate to her in the sane way.

I can see it now woman says I've got a lovely tight pussy guy goes send me a picture with remote inserted so I can see how tight

Woman goes piss off your blocked

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I would agree with you but that said I have just had a request from a woman to do just that

Just because a women asked you to do it does it mean you had to it .

I'd have said now look here darling it you want to see it then its in the flesh if we hit it off.

Why let a women dictate to you do you think she would let you dictate to her in the sane way.

I can see it now woman says I've got a lovely tight pussy guy goes send me a picture with remote inserted so I can see how tight

Woman goes piss off your blocked

on what planet do you think I did it ffs?????

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I would agree with you but that said I have just had a request from a woman to do just that

Just because a women asked you to do it does it mean you had to it .

I'd have said now look here darling it you want to see it then its in the flesh if we hit it off.

Why let a women dictate to you do you think she would let you dictate to her in the sane way.

I can see it now woman says I've got a lovely tight pussy guy goes send me a picture with remote inserted so I can see how tight

Woman goes piss off your blocked

on what planet do you think I did it ffs?????

My bad just assumed you may have and used that fact for a joke

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Maybe these chaps are trying to kill two birds with one stone, showing what they have to offer

"Hi, look at me, i have a cock and sky" or ""hey ladies, i have a hard cock and use deoderant" or possibly "hi there, i can offer cock and some food"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Maybe these chaps are trying to kill two birds with one stone, showing what they have to offer

"Hi, look at me, i have a cock and sky" or ""hey ladies, i have a hard cock and use deoderant" or possibly "hi there, i can offer cock and some food"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Possible I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold my willy up against a matchstick but not a Swan Vestas cos they are fucking mahoosive!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it's terrible... really terrible.

god forbid they stuck something up their chuff as well......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really not attractive. Guys who do it obviously think their dick is the key factor in meeting, so wrong.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

My pet hate is when a woman has photos of parts of her body next to clothes, sometimes even hidden by them - I mean clothes FFS!... Seriously, what are they all about?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe us girlies need to start taking pictures of our breasts next to footballs or oranges or pingpong balls...not!!

one or two of the Rugby World Cup pics with rugby balls have been quite sexy to be fair

lol"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe us girlies need to start taking pictures of our breasts next to footballs or oranges or pingpong balls...not!!

Ive got a couple of grapefruit

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I do think it slightly ironic that the a guy with a piece of plastic beside his cock in a pic is a twat, yet the OP has a piece of plastic up her twat in pic

but hey, each to their own

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Why do men feel the need to hold their cocks up against a sky remote control or can of beer...... Latest one a marrow?!!! It doesn't impress women we just think your twats!!!

This woman doesn't think that. I just think they are holding something next to their cock so we can see the true size of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men feel the need to hold their cocks up against a sky remote control or can of beer...... Latest one a marrow?!!! It doesn't impress women we just think your twats!!!

This woman doesn't think that. I just think they are holding something next to their cock so we can see the true size of it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think it slightly ironic that the a guy with a piece of plastic beside his cock in a pic is a twat, yet the OP has a piece of plastic up her twat in pic

but hey, each to their own

Takes a twat to know a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started going to dolls house conventions so I can buy mini-sized household objects to use in my cock comparison pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got tiny wee hands so things look massive when I hold them, I think I've got a business plan here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are precise measuring devices???unless you have shrunk your sky remote like me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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would be impressed if held against butternut squash .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started going to dolls house conventions so I can buy mini-sized household objects to use in my cock comparison pics

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I think some remotes are mini ones they use .

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I've got tiny wee hands so things look massive when I hold them, I think I've got a business plan here....

Have you got a agent yet to handle the booking before things get out of hand

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

This thread reminds me: I really must finish off our have holiday snaps. There's no point comparing the size of one's cock to the Leaning Tower of Pisa if you're not going to share....

Mr ddc

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