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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry

how do i make pastry ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy it, its easier lol

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Buy it, its easier lol "

i looked in tesco yesterday but they only had puff pastry.. i just want the normal stuff xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You need to mix a gallon of bile with 20cc of virgins blood with the fat from a baby, add a handful of chopped dinosaur liver and boil it for 3 days under a waxing moon...

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"You need to mix a gallon of bile with 20cc of virgins blood with the fat from a baby, add a handful of chopped dinosaur liver and boil it for 3 days under a waxing moon... "

can u get dinosaur liver at tesco ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some mixed game... pigeon, pheasant and venison all chopped into pieces, I'm going to teach my son (the chef) how to make a game pie with a raised hot water crust.

I'll let you know how it turns out xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ate em all??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

you can get ready made short crust in all good supermarkets these days

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"You need to mix a gallon of bile with 20cc of virgins blood with the fat from a baby, add a handful of chopped dinosaur liver and boil it for 3 days under a waxing moon...

can u get dinosaur liver at tesco ?"

Yes, it's between the newts eyeballs and woolly mammoth testicles in our local store. Ask for it at the help desk!

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"I have some mixed game... pigeon, pheasant and venison all chopped into pieces, I'm going to teach my son (the chef) how to make a game pie with a raised hot water crust.

I'll let you know how it turns out xxxx "

i got pheasant in the freezer didnt know what to do with it.. just goin to have a cooking day.. think it mite not turn out too good lol xx

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"you can get ready made short crust in all good supermarkets these days "

ye looked at tesco they hadnt got any.. so was going to try and make my own xx

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Sainsburys are usually better for dinosaur liver, more expensive but worth it (after all, they need a LOT of space for the free-range T-Rexs)

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Sainsburys are usually better for dinosaur liver, more expensive but worth it (after all, they need a LOT of space for the free-range T-Rexs)"

what about tesco megastores ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"you can get ready made short crust in all good supermarkets these days

ye looked at tesco they hadnt got any.. so was going to try and make my own xx"

sweet or savoury?

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"you can get ready made short crust in all good supermarkets these days

ye looked at tesco they hadnt got any.. so was going to try and make my own xxsweet or savoury? "

savoury

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"you can get ready made short crust in all good supermarkets these days

ye looked at tesco they hadnt got any.. so was going to try and make my own xxsweet or savoury?

savoury"

6 oz (175g) Plain Flour

Pinch of Salt

2 1/2 oz (63g) Butter

3/4 oz (19g) Lard

1 Small dessertspoon Caster Sugar for Sweet Pastry

or Salt & Pepper for Savoury Pastry

2 to 2 1/2 tablespoons of Cold Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google is a wonderful mistress (Femme cook? pmsfl) xx

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"you can get ready made short crust in all good supermarkets these days

ye looked at tesco they hadnt got any.. so was going to try and make my own xxsweet or savoury?

savoury6 oz (175g) Plain Flour

Pinch of Salt

2 1/2 oz (63g) Butter

3/4 oz (19g) Lard

1 Small dessertspoon Caster Sugar for Sweet Pastry

or Salt & Pepper for Savoury Pastry

2 to 2 1/2 tablespoons of Cold Water"

thanks got everything but the lard.. soon b time to get up n go shopping.. ill let u know how it goes... save u a bit lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Google is a wonderful mistress (Femme cook? pmsfl) xx "
thats the recipe i use ya cheeky lil feck, and il have you know im a domestic goddess

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Google is a wonderful mistress (Femme cook? pmsfl) xx thats the recipe i use ya cheeky lil feck, and il have you know im a domestic goddess "

can see it getting really messy in my kitchen lol xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Google is a wonderful mistress (Femme cook? pmsfl) xx thats the recipe i use ya cheeky lil feck, and il have you know im a domestic goddess

can see it getting really messy in my kitchen lol xxx"

what pie are you making btw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy it, its easier lol

i looked in tesco yesterday but they only had puff pastry.. i just want the normal stuff xx"

short crusts in the freezer, not that i buy it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what pie are you making btw?"

hope it's not a cream pie.

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Google is a wonderful mistress (Femme cook? pmsfl) xx thats the recipe i use ya cheeky lil feck, and il have you know im a domestic goddess

can see it getting really messy in my kitchen lol xxxwhat pie are you making btw?"

corned beef potato and onion.. was on a job last week and the lady we were moving made us one.. was so nice .. if it dont work out i still go her number lol x

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry


"Buy it, its easier lol

i looked in tesco yesterday but they only had puff pastry.. i just want the normal stuff xx

short crusts in the freezer, not that i buy it lol"

get it out let it thaw.. ill b round in an hout lol xx

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By *uro anchor OP   Man
over a year ago

Coventry

fem ur pastry was good.. thanks xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


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what about tesco megastores ?"

The Tescomegastoraus was earlier - Paleolithic era, I think.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"fem ur pastry was good.. thanks xx"
told ya, domestic goddess me ya know

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