FabSwingers.com forum: Slang alternatives to vagina

By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

I never know what to call a ladies 'hoohoo'

So many terms that women don't like, fanny, pussy etc

Then other women happily use terms like 'cunt' which I thinks a bit crude myself so I thought I'd throw it out there as I commute to work

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Cunt works for me on so many levels !!!

K xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer cunt too. Pussy and fanny sound so inadequate sometimes, somewhat diluted in their effect. Saying that though, it needs to be in the context of sex. D (fem)

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

I also meant to put - what's the worst thing you've heard it called

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

Worst?

Probably "Yawning Donkey" though did hear this on a building site so wasn't that shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst I heard was "love tunnel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat or slart box are my favourites, if I'm been nice its minge

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

Rat? Like in 'splat the rat'?

Omg lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shove it up my corbyn" terrible.

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

I really ain't got a scoobies what corbyn means

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

labor leader corbyn cunt, another name piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk trough,love that he he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whrn not in a sex context i call it falula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex wise - pussy. i dont usually have to exlain whrre it goes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mott

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"labor leader corbyn cunt, another name piss flaps"

Eurgh, flaps just makes me cringe.

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

"labor leader corbyn cunt"

Ah.. d'oh! how did I not get that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc. "

You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.

You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is"
whats a mons??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt works for me on so many levels !!!

K xx

For me too...!

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

Mons pubis

Pubic mound basically

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.

You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is"

You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat. Blurt. Are a couple i dont like

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

I like to know what I'm eating

Crude I know, I'll get my coat...

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

I can't say gusset or muff without smiling!

Clawper is another good one as is the furry chalice of persuasion.

I shall ponder the names over a chunk of cake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange gasket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.

You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is

You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?"

now thats gotta sting!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.

You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is

You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?"

now thats gotta sting!!

if it needed shaving I'd be worried and don't even think about the stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hootin Annie, Pish Flaps, Beef Curtains, Noonie, Liver Lips......lol sorry getting carried away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few I don't like but what really shocks me are the people, women included who aren't clear on the difference between a woman's vagina, labia, mons etc.

You'd be surprised how many women couldn't tell you where there labia majora/ minora is

You'd surprised how many times I've seen the question "do you shave your vagina?"

Shocking stuff really. Even my six year old knows her vagina from her vulva.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Badger,willie warmer,

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By *ovetolickpussy69Man
over a year ago

south east

My ex used to call hers her lady garden. Unfortunately her garden maintenance was terrible!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Peter, he's a cunt at work.

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By *picycplCouple
over a year ago

Eastbourne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg

Naughty Hedgehogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm chuckling away over my coffee

I don't like most terms used so I tend to go with pussy, it's simple

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"Cunt works for me on so many levels !!!

K xx

Love it when a women uses the word cunt in a sentence ..... Like " fill my cunt with your hard cock and cum deep inside me" always makes me that little bit harder lol.

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By *indmill and weetabixCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

What's wrong with wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read Viz, so think I best not comment.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Lush lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I work with calls it her 'flan'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"labor leader corbyn cunt

Ah.. d'oh! how did I not get that

I was wondering the same thing, but was to polite to mention it.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

I love the word 'growler' or 'fadge' also heard it called a mouses ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lush lips.

This was my wifes name on the good old CB radio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whispering eye.

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

I agree that " cu** " is, in that context, very crude.

However, the actual origin of the word ( as opposed to its common modern meaning ) is that it's an Irish word for a stupid person.

So it's crude for that reason too I think.

How it ended up as a word for, you know, is a mystery !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex hated the words (ghash) dirt box. punch up the whiskers. And one I just made up . Snails home

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Once heard a not so nice bloke shout.. 'show me where you piss from ' .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirt box" is the ass. No wonder she didn't like it!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Mine got called a 'snatch' the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once heard a not so nice bloke shout.. 'show me where you piss from ' .

Heard that and also "show us your chuff!" wonder if that ever works...

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By *olwaySonarMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Lady Garden is a nice term for that area, then I start thinking about trailing lobelia and climbing clematis

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

Some of these have had me chuckling

Wizards sleeve is a beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam purse

axe wound

Mott

beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted rabbit or badly formed corn flake ....

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

Usually now I would just use the term pussy.

When I was a teenager many years ago I would call them a flange or growler.

As for the C word I only ever use it during sex. I never call anybody it as I love them and it would hardly be an insult calling someone something you love !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkeys forehead, Beatles bonnet, Aussies call it the map of tazy, quim, flange, piss flaps, wizards sleeve, or mouses ear depending on the size, stench trench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly packed kebab

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

"Monkeys forehead, Beatles bonnet, Aussies call it the map of tazy, quim, flange, piss flaps, wizards sleeve, or mouses ear depending on the size, stench trench"

A monkeys forehead lmao

Stick it in my monkeys forehead big boy would just make me piss myself laughing imho

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tool box

Gushing gash

Spunk chute

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Although I don't use it very often, I just love "Gateway to you guts" brings a smile to my face everytime....

P.S. it's a line from a Kevin Wilson song.

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Although I don't use it very often, I just love "gateway to your guts" brings a smile to my face everytime....

P.S. it's a line from a Kevin Wilson song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's got a cunt liked a ripped out fireplace", had me in stitches on a recent night out!

For me though, women using 'cunt' is such a turn on. I'm having great virtual sex at the moment with a young woman far away, who loves using it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furburger

Hanging bacon

Punanni

Clunge

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

""She's got a cunt liked a ripped out fireplace""

That's disgraceful lolz

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mockagee

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

"labor leader corbyn cunt, another name piss flaps"

Sorry to make this political, but, at least he's just a cunt, I like them rather than a Pig Fucker who is abhorrent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy taco.. ( when dripping with cum)

Tobacco pouch

Cock warmer

Cum depository (american i think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mons pubis

Pubic mound basically"

Mons Venus, I believe

Minge, fanny, gash, mound, cunt, vag, pussy, slit, love tunnel, hot hole, twat, quim to name a few. Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Tuppence."

Pfft.

I remember when it was 1d.

OP: If we were slightly further north, I think 'Yorkshire pudd' would be quite a good name. It would go well with my meat and two veg...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw accident

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

As no-one has mentioned these,

Fisherman's jumper, butchers dustbin, bucket of cow lips, clopper.

Neil is incredibly find of calling mine a 'rat', especially when he's feeling amorous, I think it turns him on to see me throwing a fit of rage.

I like calling it a kitten purse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuppence.

Pfft.

I remember when it was 1d."

One Direction?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Axe wound

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By *uncpl2Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Undercarriage

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Tuppence.

Pfft.

I remember when it was 1d.

One Direction?"

I'm not that trendy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking kitten purse , the old 'badly packed kebab ' was always a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

Seen axe wound couple times but I heard it called a bearded axe wound which I think sounds funnier or fannier ..

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

"Mons pubis

Pubic mound basically

Mons Venus, I believe"

No I think I was right after a quick google

mons pubis

?m?nz 'pju?b?s/

noun

the rounded mass of fatty tissue lying over the joint of the pubic bones, in women typically more prominent and also called the mons Veneris.

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By *orkshirePud OP Man
over a year ago

between your thighs..

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By *luboy1970Man
over a year ago

runcorn

Bomb bay doors I'm ex raf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard it called a sausage wallet the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest the c word, i personally find it very crude. I much prefer pussy, 8 find thats so much more feminine xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence

Muff

Beaver

Poon

Bearded clam

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Panty Hamster

Wunder Down Under

Cookie Monster

Butchers Bin

Gash

Unobtanium

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill

In the oral context.

Yodelling up the canyon.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Snatch.

My fave; foo foo or foof.

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By *aa-tongueMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Flange!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Va jay jay

Just sounds like a toddler learning to say vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy, cunt, mindge, crumpet, fanny, clunge, vag, honey pot, gash, axe wound, pink, muff, snatch, baby Canon, flower,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge rather

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Minge rather "

And he was me thinking you were refer to the minge of a little person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gristle Gripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Vertical Smile

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Cunt works for me fb won't call it anything else says it is what it is flowery language isn't his thing (which I'm very pleased about).......mimsy is the funniest thing I've heard it called though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some funny names for the old love tunnel. A few I found funny, axe wound bacon flaps salty gammon wizards sleeve gutted rabbit kebab burger bun gash fun tunnel mans cave sausage hider Lady Garden love Canal Mary Meat cavern gash take your pick ladys lol

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

I've heard vimto bar before. Applies more to black women. Most cringiest has to be meat curtains lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie because I love to eat it .

Others might include axe wound

Butterfly

Kebab

Fur burger

Front bum

Gash

Minge

Dish

Plate

Twat

Lady garden

Fanny

Bang hole

Bearded clam

Camel toe

Pink sausage wallet lol

Beef curtain and ham flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use Japanese:

Omanko (Tokyo dialect)

Obencho (Nagoya)

and my favourite BOBO (Kyushu)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also meant to put - what's the worst thing you've heard it called"

Bearded clam.

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