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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

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do you actually have flu or just a cold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

do you actually have flu or just a cold?"

Cold a course lol what do ya think man flu is?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Lots of soft tissues to keep your little nose from getting crusty

Plenty of fluids

Vitamin C

Regular cold/flu remedies

Lip balm,cos I expect you're breathing through your mouth if your nose is blocked

Ride it out and take it like a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beechams powders, or lemsips, and a good twat around the ear by an obliging femme lol, just to check your reflexes are still functioning properly. xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"beechams powders, or lemsips, and a good twat around the ear by an obliging femme lol, just to check your reflexes are still functioning properly. xxxxxx

Mmmm im in no doubt the last bit could be easily arranged xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beechams powders, or lemsips, and a good twat around the ear by an obliging femme lol, just to check your reflexes are still functioning properly. xxxxxx

Mmmm im in no doubt the last bit could be easily arranged xx

Clears the ear wax that may have built up too xxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"beechams powders, or lemsips, and a good twat around the ear by an obliging femme lol, just to check your reflexes are still functioning properly. xxxxxx

Mmmm im in no doubt the last bit could be easily arranged xx

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lol...my twat is going nowhere near his ears .....i hope you feel better soon oh soapy one xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taint me ears i want it by lol xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Aw no! The dreaded man flu, do what Steve does - don't go to bed, make sure you're on the settee wrapped up, shivering and occasionaly whimpering, hope you feel better soon! Z

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Sorry to hear that mate.

I always dose myself up on Beechams cold tablets and drink lots of honey and lemon.

Failing that a bottle of brandy should work! get well soon.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Taint me ears i want it by lol xx

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not feeling THAT ill then are ya? eh? Do what most men do....whinge, whine n moan....smile when ya mates ring , and then fart a lot, whine whinge n moan...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont fart xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont fart xx

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Bollox all men fart...

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I dont fart xx

Bollox all men fart...

and women xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont fart xx

Bollox all men fart...

and women xx"
yes but ladies dont ..they do lady puffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont fart xx

Bollox all men fart...

and women xx"

yeah more lol xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I dont fart xx

Bollox all men fart...

and women xx

yeah more lol xx"

Ladies (ahem!) can fart from more than one orifice, that's just has to be wrong!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont fart xx

Bollox all men fart...

and women xx

yeah more lol xx

Ladies (ahem!) can fart from more than one orifice, that's just has to be wrong!

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men talk shit dont they so id say we were even

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I dont fart xx

Bollox all men fart...

and women xx

yeah more lol xx

Ladies (ahem!) can fart from more than one orifice, that's just has to be wrong!

men talk shit dont they so id say we were even

Actually I resent that remark, I quite clearly talk bollocks!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Honey, hot lemon, whiskey and a hot woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have lurgy and am off sick today. Try sudafed dual strength max they're ace x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honey, hot lemon, whiskey and a hot woman

Ya volunteering? xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm really sorry to hear you've been struck down in your prime with what is the scourge of our society: Manflu.

What women like Femme don't realise is that this is a virus that only afflicts men and is incredibly debilitating and painful. For those ladies wishing to understand Manflu further, some have likened the extreme pain to something akin to the pain of child birth.

For you Soapy there is no cure, you will have to brave it out and let it see it's course. Fingers crossed you make it, ya brave lil soldier ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooh an understanding person at last xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm really sorry to hear you've been struck down in your prime with what is the scourge of our society: Manflu.

For you Soapy there is no cure, you will have to brave it out and let it see it's course. Fingers crossed you make it, ya brave lil soldier ya

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Funkys monkey has finally flipped

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield

"Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

Always insist it is the illest you have ever been.

Moan and groan at regular intervals throughout the next 2 weeks(man flu lasts that long)

When someone tells you that you look a bit better, insist you dont feel it.

Dont try to do anything around the house, it will make you worse and could last longer.

most of all, enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

Always insist it is the illest you have ever been.

Moan and groan at regular intervals throughout the next 2 weeks(man flu lasts that long)

When someone tells you that you look a bit better, insist you dont feel it.

Dont try to do anything around the house, it will make you worse and could last longer.

most of all, enjoy it"

Thanks fa the tips mwah xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funkys monkey has finally flipped

You know I think it has

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

or goodness sake, you’re such a wuss

All you do is, make a fuss

You have a cold, that’s all it is

Tea and sympathy? Pffffft, none of this!!!

Get off your ass, and take a pill

No way I’m paying, a doctors bill

It's not pneumonia, you want a clue?

Awww … poor poor thing, you got Man Flu

Man Flu Man Flu, it cant be cured

I’d better get you, well insured

Cos if you pass out, and pop your clogs

No way I’m going, to the dogs.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Honey, hot lemon, whiskey and a hot woman

Ya volunteering? xx

run out of whiskey, will Brandy do?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"or goodness sake, you’re such a wuss

All you do is, make a fuss

You have a cold, that’s all it is

Tea and sympathy? Pffffft, none of this!!!

Get off your ass, and take a pill

No way I’m paying, a doctors bill

It's not pneumonia, you want a clue?

Awww … poor poor thing, you got Man Flu

Man Flu Man Flu, it cant be cured

I’d better get you, well insured

Cos if you pass out, and pop your clogs

No way I’m going, to the dogs.

how insensitive!!!

and funny! LOL

Soapy don't listen to her tut

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"or goodness sake, you’re such a wuss

All you do is, make a fuss

You have a cold, that’s all it is

Tea and sympathy? Pffffft, none of this!!!

Get off your ass, and take a pill

No way I’m paying, a doctors bill

It's not pneumonia, you want a clue?

Awww … poor poor thing, you got Man Flu

Man Flu Man Flu, it cant be cured

I’d better get you, well insured

Cos if you pass out, and pop your clogs

No way I’m going, to the dogs.

how insensitive!!!

and funny! LOL

Soapy don't listen to her tut"
how very dare you say im insensitive...im frankly quite shocked at that accusation !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Femme I'm dying,cant you see.

An all you do is chastise me

I'm on me death bed sore and snotty.

And you don't care (ill spank ya botty)

when you were ill i was concerned.

But you my girl have never learned.

The soapy man is poorly now.

And needs some comfort (oh and how)

So get ya ass girl right up here and cook and clean and pour me beer.

Cause the next time you are ill.

Ill tell you ta ta take a pill.

Sympathy is what im after.

Cause in me old age im gettin dafter.

So just think now ya fit and strong.

Soapys man flu will last long xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Dear Femme I'm dying,cant you see.

An all you do is chastise me

I'm on me death bed sore and snotty.

And you don't care (ill spank ya botty)

when you were ill i was concerned.

But you my girl have never learned.

The soapy man is poorly now.

And needs some comfort (oh and how)

So get ya ass girl right up here and cook and clean and pour me beer.

Cause the next time you are ill.

Ill tell you ta ta take a pill.

Sympathy is what im after.

Cause in me old age im gettin dafter.

So just think now ya fit and strong.

Soapys man flu will last long xx

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lmfao

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

LOL

Try lots of whisky: if it doesn't cure ya, then at least you won't care

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

MTFU shorty, you sneezed twice 3 days ago!!!!!!!!

vodka, vodka and more vodka, soapstar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MTFU shorty, you sneezed twice 3 days ago!!!!!!!!

vodka, vodka and more vodka, soapstar

I am poorly so there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

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become a soap dodger till ur better and stay out of that bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice hot bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your feeling better soon,

i've had it really bad before, i think once you've had it one or twice, you build up a bit of immunity to it, and it's never as bad as the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My definition of flu is:

If there was a 50 pound note on the floor next to your bed, would you get out of bed to pick it up?

If you don't care, you Do have flu!!

Get well soon lovey, keep warm and have plenty of fluids xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tips peeps

I feel shite lol xx

oh sorry, did not read it properly, if you feel shite I would suggest you change the water immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feelin a bit better now but still needs loads a hugs lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Aw poor babes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you will spend all day in the bath pet!!!

I would hug ya but fear you'd be lost in me tits...!!!

Get well soon you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you will spend all day in the bath pet!!!

I would hug ya but fear you'd be lost in me tits...!!!

Get well soon you x"

And the problem of being lost in ya tits is ???

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Glad you're feeling a bit better, have you been practising the whimpering though as that's quite important. Z xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad you're feeling a bit better, have you been practising the whimpering though as that's quite important. Z xx"

Of course lol however no one took any bloody notice pmsl xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Glad you're feeling a bit better, have you been practising the whimpering though as that's quite important. Z xx

Of course lol however no one took any bloody notice pmsl xx

I never said any one would take any notice! Aw, seriously though, hope you get better soon. Z xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Glad you're feeling a bit better, have you been practising the whimpering though as that's quite important. Z xx

Of course lol however no one took any bloody notice pmsl xx

MTFU - it's a sniffle!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(((((((((((. Y .)))))))))

boobie hug from me xxxx get better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having just recovered from manflu kinda. I slept for 2 days apart from hot soup one day but that's all I managed to eat. Had a red hot bath and munched loads of paracetamol.

Once the hot sweats start you will be almost over it. I had bad ache and could hardly walk for a day after but now just have a snotty nose but otherwise feel fine unless I get a coughing fit

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