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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Not regulations, just laws of averages. For example:

1. The people at the top of your "nearest matches" page always have a status of "not meeting at present"

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who you find the most attractive and compatible are either not meeting or on the other side of the country

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This bath is getting so hot the sweat is dripping down my face and neck... Going to need to sit outside in my towel to cool off before getting dried.

(threads will be hijacked and taken on unexpected tangents)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Loads but not sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are fattist

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Men will start a "kiss fuck avoid" post in the hope of getting a girl next who says fuck.

And it's always a man who answer first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who you find the most attractive and compatible don't find you the most attractive or compatible.......

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. "

This.....or the school holidays mean no free houses.....or the single guy is always at work when we're free

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't find anyone to meet for ages, then, on the one weekend you can't meet, you get 20 messages for meets requests/club nights/party invites.

-Courtney

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER


"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. "

No it's not just you. Recently found someone who was after the same as me. Said was happy to meet and now nothing. Left me very disappointed as would have been my first meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away "

Yep, I know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡

Mr ddc"

You do no sum off wot your writ ain't spelled rite don't yew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You arrange a super sexy meet to lose your bi-cherry with an amazingly beautiful woman and have to cancel at the last minute as your period makes an unexpected early appearance....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away

Yep, I know that feeling "

287 miles

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"You arrange a super sexy meet to lose your bi-cherry with an amazingly beautiful woman and have to cancel at the last minute as your period makes an unexpected early appearance.... "

Oh no!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you, they are always at least 200 miles away

(you post something andand get no response, someone posts a paraphrased comment and the thread explodes with agreement/sympathy/offers/replies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples aren't allowed to fab any of your pics once you've become friends with them! Even though they fabbed your pics prior to becoming friends.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The time spent composing a message to someone who ha changed their status to "available to meet, who's interested " is longer than the time that person remains online by exactly one minute.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away

Yep, I know that feeling

287 miles "

299.2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only men are allowed to send a first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a WTF moment most days

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The number of pictures a woman has of her wearing different shoes is proportional to the likelihood of her profile containing the text "don't show me your cock, I know what they look like"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The men who you really want to meet are the men who will let a chat slide after a few mins.

The men you really want to meet again, are the men who will never contact you after the first meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people you'd like to meet regular...ish are too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter what....there's always cake.

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Any good message sent is immediately obscured by 75 "wanna fuk" messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡

Mr ddc

You do no sum off wot your writ ain't spelled rite don't yew."

Lucks grate to us

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Only men are allowed to send a first message "

Yes right

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Only men are allowed to send a first message

Yes right "

If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only men are allowed to send a first message

Yes right

If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any single men who can't get meets, it's because of timewasters ruining it for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter what the thread is about, Shag will appear and tell the OP they need patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find that fuck buddy you've dreamed of for years they find a girlfriend after several meets and disappear forever.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Only men are allowed to send a first message

Yes right

If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications

Yep!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No matter what....there's always cake."

Care for an apple?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Refugees ain't sexy

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyone with the words hot, sexy, handsome, fit etc. in their profile are not.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

*Profile name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a WTF moment most days "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 22:06:35]

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER


"Any single men who can't get meets, it's because of timewasters ruining it for them."

So true

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Mornington Crescent rules are clearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's been happening to me. I've been thinking that. So that's what it is!!!!

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER


"Anyone with the words hot, sexy, handsome, fit etc. in their profile are not."

That's why I havn't put them on my profile cos I know I'm not

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a female is not up for meeting right this instant she is a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my message never gets read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew "
i loved this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday or Saturday night, just home from the pub.. shattered, d*unk, ready for bed.. log on for a nose and a gorgeous sexy couple inbox for a meet.

Blocked the next day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads but not sharing "

Id smash ya back doors in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Men describing themselves as 'young' on Fab can be aged 48.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If a guy threatens to leave the site, he is given such helpful advice as "Don't let the door smack your arse on the way out".

If a fair maiden threatens such action, white knights will abound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men describing themselves as 'young' on Fab can be aged 48.

"

"Lads" are almost always older than me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this. "

Oh, they lose interest WAY before the week is up. I find last minute meets a lot easier now because asking a man to wait for a shag is just not feasible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew

"

Among the very best.

Granny's curtain pole was good too.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"No matter what the thread is about, Shag will appear and tell the OP they need patience "

It's either patience or might involve mention of Russian roulette. I love Shag

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The clearer a potential meet becomes verbally about the likely sexual activities you'll share, the greater the chances that he'll have shot his load and will shortly forget any arrangements.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Mornington Crescent rules are clearer"

And you can't get trapped on the Dollis Hill Loop on Fab.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"The clearer a potential meet becomes verbally about the likely sexual activities you'll share, the greater the chances that he'll have shot his load and will shortly forget any arrangements."

ain't THAT the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys are not allowed to read profiles but are free to send pointless and sometimes just rude messages.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this.

Oh, they lose interest WAY before the week is up. I find last minute meets a lot easier now because asking a man to wait for a shag is just not feasible."

That seems very short sighted. And anyway, I enjoy conversation and getting to know people through the site as much as actually meeting them.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"The people who you find the most attractive and compatible are either not meeting or on the other side of the country

-Courtney"

Or in a different country. ..like England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence."

I think that honour goes to 'athletic'.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

I think that honour goes to 'athletic'. "

And tall. ..and fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be at least 6 'why can't I get a meet' threads by brand new fabbers a week that go UNLOS before the end of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be at least one thread a week that slags off blokes who cant accommodate as cheating

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. "

What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me.

What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x"

User No Longer On Site

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin


"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me.

What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x

User No Longer On Site"

Thanks for that!x

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

You take time to write a comprehensive profile, only for it to be totally ignored and you are contacted from someone who is looking for the total opposite of what you are looking for!

Makes me think of writing a profile with reverse psychology!

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x

"

(Yo)U Need Lots Of Sex

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By *harpDressed Man OP   Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence."

I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the people you meet are not available often enough for your liking/ your free time coincides but rarely.

That said- quality over quantity- but be nice to have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thay any 20 year old with 'quality not quantity' in their profile will have messaged every female within a 50 mile radius a wanna fuck message with 4 cock pics attached

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

When you find someone who fits what you are looking for and realise you are 1year out of their age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there are so many nice men and so little time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In chat you're the most gorgeous and sexy woman alive until you don't get your tits out on demand, and then the next woman down the list takes your crown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thay any 20 year old with 'quality not quantity' in their profile will have messaged every female within a 50 mile radius a wanna fuck message with 4 cock pics attached"

30 year olds do this too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If a guy claims he has an 11" cock, he will also be wary of showing any pics of it just incase someone steals the pics, or google reverses them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't find anyone to meet for ages, then, on the one weekend you can't meet, you get 20 messages for meets requests/club nights/party invites.

-Courtney"

ain't that a bitch

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

eventually you get the social meet of the year, you jump up and down with glee, you feel so blessed,so much so, that you disturb the force of the universe and either the night before the meet or the morning of, you either throw up, your kids do, or there is a crisis/ death in the family that you cannot ignore and you have to cancel, almost sobbing with frustration...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Rule # whatever

Never, EVER post a thread with "be honest" in the title.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can ignore your inbox for couple of hours and no-one will message you, but as soon as you're ready to delete the 100 bloody messages you didn't have time for yesterday people will start messaging you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are always better looking in person than their photos

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Men are always better looking in person than their photos "

I would have to disagree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are always better looking in person than their photos "

That's because we are just generally crap at taking pictures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples and single ladies are allowed to WRITE IN BLOCK CAPITALS when listing the do's and Dont's so that us simple folk can understand them!

READ THE BLOODY PROFILE!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A suave and sophisticated profile followed by 9 pics of a cock from slightly different angles may not be the best way forwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you whinge about guys messaging you when you don't want them to message you, and then ignore your inbox in a sulk, the guy who messaged you will be extremely hot and everything you're looking for.

He won't mind the 10 min delay though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexiest guys on fab are always free when you aren't. And they always message when you're on your period so that your first message to them will be TMI...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One shalt not mix up women's names in pm

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone you've admired from afar, but not really interacted with, will suddenly appear in your area. They'll be a visitor and only able to meet promptly, just at the very time you've got something like a school sports day or dental appointment. Even worse, they message you and are 100% honest when they inform you that you have been their object of perfect desire, but they felt that they weren't your type - otherwise they'd have messaged you before they came to your area, giving notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as you delete a message from a pesterer they will message you that second.

They never stay on your blocklist either.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Someone you've avoided and disliked for some time will leave and return with a profile that doesn't sound your alerts. And you agree to meet and pay the price.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"One shalt not mix up women's names in pm "

Nor resort to patronising names like sweetly or start messages like 'hey stranger' or 'hey you' making it bloody obvious you've forgotten their name.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Sweety even. Damn autocorrect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweety even. Damn autocorrect!"

Christ - if I opened a message with Sweaty..... ahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. "

Nope - that happens to me ALL the time! And when I finally find a good FB they leave fab to seek a relationship!

I'm famous for being jinxed! Fab queen and I call me 'poison pussy' every time it happens!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Read profile thoroughly

2. Write long, detailed message explaining why you would like to meet that person

3. Send it (with face pics)

4. Watch it sit in your "Sent Messages" box as 'unread'.

5. Wait until it becomes 'deleted unread'.

6. Despair and write a Forum Post "Is there something wrong with me?" or similar.

7. Discover there is something wrong with you - you are male and women get too much junk mail.

8. Review tactics

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Don't worry - it's all just pixels

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Those you most like will live as far away as possible,usually in a different country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha"

The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha

The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts."

Ahem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha

The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts.

Ahem."

Meh you don't meet so don't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha

The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts.

Ahem.

Meh you don't meet so don't count."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find a couple. They live close. They can accommodate. One half is hot. One is not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get involved with anyone, emotionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never get involved with anyone, emotionally. "

Or believe any promises made.

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Profiles that ask you to read their profile before contacting and appear that they to haven't even read their profile. Even though it's only a short paragraph!

#GripeOfTheDay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence.

I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha

The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts."

Probably a foot shod in a fabulous heel, and held at a high angle to be more flattering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not..."

Are you complaining!!

Single men must be eternally grateful for any and all crumbs that any female deigns to drop- even if she is a Double-bagger

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over a year ago

After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her

( true story )

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over a year ago


"9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not...

Are you complaining!!

Single men must be eternally grateful for any and all crumbs that any female deigns to drop- even if she is a Double-bagger "

Double bagger and paper bagger...

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over a year ago


"After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her

( true story ) "

The sick granny is very common here

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over a year ago

People with profile pics of close ups of part of their face are clearly very deep thinkers who most of us will never truly be able to understand.

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over a year ago

When you finally get a reply and chat for a few days and you get an address but never a time. Then they seem to vanish

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over a year ago


"People with profile pics of close ups of part of their face are clearly very deep thinkers who most of us will never truly be able to understand. "

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over a year ago

1)Do not enter a thread you don't care about in forums with a big wooden spoon to stir controversy - you might get a kick out of it but you'll look a cunt.

2)live by any advice you give

3)....... oh bollocks....

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over a year ago


"After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her

( true story )

The sick granny is very common here "

I know someone who has had 6 grannies funerals in the last 6 months all coinciding with meets.

True (ish) story

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