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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. " This.....or the school holidays mean no free houses.....or the single guy is always at work when we're free | |||
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. " No it's not just you. Recently found someone who was after the same as me. Said was happy to meet and now nothing. Left me very disappointed as would have been my first meet. | |||
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"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away " Yep, I know that feeling | |||
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"Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡ Mr ddc" You do no sum off wot your writ ain't spelled rite don't yew. | |||
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"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away Yep, I know that feeling " 287 miles | |||
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"You arrange a super sexy meet to lose your bi-cherry with an amazingly beautiful woman and have to cancel at the last minute as your period makes an unexpected early appearance.... " Oh no!!!! | |||
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"When someone really hot & genuinely lovely messages you out of the blue to compliment your profile & talk to you, they are invariably at least 200 miles away Yep, I know that feeling 287 miles " 299.2 | |||
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"Any thread moaning about speeling or gram'mer will always have at least won error in it¡ Mr ddc You do no sum off wot your writ ain't spelled rite don't yew." Lucks grate to us | |||
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"Only men are allowed to send a first message " Yes right | |||
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"Only men are allowed to send a first message Yes right " If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications | |||
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"Only men are allowed to send a first message Yes right If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications " Yep! | |||
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"Only men are allowed to send a first message Yes right If a woman sends a first message she's considered fake irrespective of numerous verifications Yep!" | |||
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"No matter what....there's always cake." Care for an apple? -Courtney | |||
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"Any single men who can't get meets, it's because of timewasters ruining it for them." So true | |||
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"Anyone with the words hot, sexy, handsome, fit etc. in their profile are not." That's why I havn't put them on my profile cos I know I'm not | |||
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"That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew " i loved this thread! | |||
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"That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew " | |||
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"Men describing themselves as 'young' on Fab can be aged 48. " "Lads" are almost always older than me. | |||
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"Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this. " Oh, they lose interest WAY before the week is up. I find last minute meets a lot easier now because asking a man to wait for a shag is just not feasible. | |||
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"That one man, with shed, can constitute a gang bang crew " Among the very best. Granny's curtain pole was good too. | |||
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"No matter what the thread is about, Shag will appear and tell the OP they need patience " It's either patience or might involve mention of Russian roulette. I love Shag | |||
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"Mornington Crescent rules are clearer" And you can't get trapped on the Dollis Hill Loop on Fab. | |||
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"The clearer a potential meet becomes verbally about the likely sexual activities you'll share, the greater the chances that he'll have shot his load and will shortly forget any arrangements." ain't THAT the truth. | |||
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"Men who want to meet you as soon as possible and you arent available for a week or so. In danger of losing the meet because of this. Oh, they lose interest WAY before the week is up. I find last minute meets a lot easier now because asking a man to wait for a shag is just not feasible." That seems very short sighted. And anyway, I enjoy conversation and getting to know people through the site as much as actually meeting them. | |||
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"The people who you find the most attractive and compatible are either not meeting or on the other side of the country -Courtney" Or in a different country. ..like England | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence." I think that honour goes to 'athletic'. | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence. I think that honour goes to 'athletic'. " And tall. ..and fit | |||
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. " What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x | |||
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x" User No Longer On Site | |||
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x User No Longer On Site" Thanks for that!x | |||
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" What's UNLOS? ( new to this )x " (Yo)U Need Lots Of Sex | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence." I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha | |||
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"Thay any 20 year old with 'quality not quantity' in their profile will have messaged every female within a 50 mile radius a wanna fuck message with 4 cock pics attached" 30 year olds do this too | |||
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"You can't find anyone to meet for ages, then, on the one weekend you can't meet, you get 20 messages for meets requests/club nights/party invites. -Courtney" ain't that a bitch | |||
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"Men are always better looking in person than their photos " I would have to disagree lol | |||
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"Men are always better looking in person than their photos " That's because we are just generally crap at taking pictures... | |||
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"One shalt not mix up women's names in pm " Nor resort to patronising names like sweetly or start messages like 'hey stranger' or 'hey you' making it bloody obvious you've forgotten their name. | |||
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"Sweety even. Damn autocorrect!" Christ - if I opened a message with Sweaty..... ahhhhh | |||
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"The minute you find someone you're interested in (who doesn't live bloody miles away) they have a Fab wobble, go all hidden profile and soon go UNLOS. Or that might be just me. " Nope - that happens to me ALL the time! And when I finally find a good FB they leave fab to seek a relationship! I'm famous for being jinxed! Fab queen and I call me 'poison pussy' every time it happens!!! | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence. I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha" The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts. | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence. I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts." Ahem. | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence. I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts. Ahem." Meh you don't meet so don't count. | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence. I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts. Ahem. Meh you don't meet so don't count." | |||
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"Never get involved with anyone, emotionally. " Or believe any promises made. | |||
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"Body type 'fabulous' is possibly the most vague, all encompassing term in existence. I know Brilliant, isn't it! They have to check the pics and make up their own mind...buhahaha The pics of anyone described as fabulous will be a collection of extreme close ups of obscure body parts." Probably a foot shod in a fabulous heel, and held at a high angle to be more flattering. | |||
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"9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not..." Are you complaining!! Single men must be eternally grateful for any and all crumbs that any female deigns to drop- even if she is a Double-bagger | |||
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"9 pictures of a penis in unacceptable, 9 pictures of a vagina is not... Are you complaining!! Single men must be eternally grateful for any and all crumbs that any female deigns to drop- even if she is a Double-bagger " Double bagger and paper bagger... | |||
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"After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her ( true story ) " The sick granny is very common here | |||
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"People with profile pics of close ups of part of their face are clearly very deep thinkers who most of us will never truly be able to understand. " | |||
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"After chatting to someone and the sexual chemistry is evident a meet is arranged I spend hours getting ready only to receive a txt sorry my granny is sick and I must look after her ( true story ) The sick granny is very common here " I know someone who has had 6 grannies funerals in the last 6 months all coinciding with meets. True (ish) story | |||
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