FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck Buddy Job Board

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to the Fuck Buddy job board. Please advertise your vacant fuck buddy position. Please include job spec.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No vacancies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

Haha only three !? ,

... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm catered for - got a few lying around the place already.

Thanks for offering tho', OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only three !? ,

... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.

Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

Newish to FAB

I can only manage 1 of the desirables (it's none of the first 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!"

On re_iewing your pics you have been selected for inter_iew, dependant on face pic being provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"young, killer hair cut, tattooed chap needed for this little redheaded devil woman"

Must be able to make me laugh, cum like a train, good at kissing, likes to hang around after for a cuddle.

apply within!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Me: as per the profile

You: a lady, local, can accommodate and laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: Female or Females,

That love a young fit hung stud

I have no preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Applicant available for prospective position as FWB Edinburgh/Scottish Borders - Click to _iew CV

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decent body

Nice smile

Quirky sense of humour

Sexually adventurous

Able to get to Croydon

Must like movies

Must like having me kiss and lick them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only three !? ,

... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.

Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me

Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx

... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only three !? ,

... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.

Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me

Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx

... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X"

You would think so

Im near oxford next sept for 3 days am i worth the wait? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for

Sparking eyes

Coy smile

Great sense of humor

Like the pooch

Likes music

Great kisser

Enjoys

Walking

Talking

Sunsets

Picnics

Snuggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for

Sparking eyes

Coy smile

Great sense of humor

Like the pooch

Likes music

Great kisser

Enjoys

Walking

Talking

Sunsets

Picnics

Snuggling

Apply within

Oooh.....I tick all those boxes

Why are you so far away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for

Sparking eyes

Coy smile

Great sense of humor

Like the pooch

Likes music

Great kisser

Enjoys

Walking

Talking

Sunsets

Picnics

Snuggling

Apply within

Oooh.....I tick all those boxes

Why are you so far away....

Aww that's it I am.putting my house on roller skates and pushing it down south

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By *oamshrimps-BobMan
over a year ago

Peterborough Hotel

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!"

Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

Only fail on long hair

Oh sorry your miles away just my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only three !? ,

... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.

Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me

Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx

... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X

You would think so

Im near oxford next sept for 3 days am i worth the wait? pmsl

Oh ... Now that's just cruel...you best not be teasing?! Lol , xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for someone to fuck regularly in the south east London area that are a cock nymph, my availability, day/evenings, apply within

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Looking for

Sparking eyes

Coy smile

Great sense of humor

Like the pooch

Likes music

Great kisser

Enjoys

Walking

Talking

Sunsets

Picnics

Snuggling

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Ohh that's me

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice eyes,

Great body,

Great sense of humour

Nice kisser,

Likes to give and receive oral

Very adventurous

Likes to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for

Sparking eyes

Coy smile

Great sense of humor

Like the pooch

Likes music

Great kisser

Enjoys

Walking

Talking

Sunsets

Picnics

Snuggling

Apply within

Ohh that's me

Red"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Looking for:-

* 7 or 8 musically inclined women

* With sense of adventure

* And each with a gold tooth

That should do it, I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjork please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

"
can do most of that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: man

Good kisser

Decent conversation

Available (no ties)

Non smoker

Great sense of humour

Over 5'5" preferably

Likes fun nights out and more fun nights in

Own car, hair, teeth

Solvent

Emotionally literate

Oh bugger, what is the point?

Revised ad-

Wanted: man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!

Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights

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breaks allowed 20 mins max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!

Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights

breaks allowed 20 mins max

Is there free donuts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only three !? ,

... I recon you'd be begging for mercy after one an' 'alf.

Try me ive never met a man who can keep up with me

Haha! ...and you'd think on those little legs you'd be easy to catch . Xxxxxx

... If you weren't half the country away ya gorgeous , you. X

You would think so

Im near oxford next sept for 3 days am i worth the wait? pmsl

Oh ... Now that's just cruel...you best not be teasing?! Lol , xxx"

depends how far is oxford from Warwick?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Looking for:-

* 7 or 8 musically inclined women

* With sense of adventure

* And each with a gold tooth

That should do it, I reckon

Would a gold inlay count or does it have to be a full tooth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

I'd like to apply. At least have an inter_iew!

Are you able to clarify further on T&C's such as what breaks I'm entitled to between Round 1, 2 and 3 (assuming unlimited overtime is authorised?), I'm happy to do nights

breaks allowed 20 mins max

Is there free donuts too

i hate donuts... cupcake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent body

Nice smile

Quirky sense of humour

Sexually adventurous

Able to get to Croydon

Must like movies

Must like having me kiss and lick them."

Six out of seven ain't bad

Some good ads here

. I need to do one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eva Green lookalikes welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can do most of that x

move to manc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

Newish to FAB

I can only manage 1 of the desirables (it's none of the first 3)

"
only three rounds hardly worth geting the coat on for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find below job spec for the vacant fuck buddy role which I have available.

Essential experience.

Nice smile

Sense of humour

Sexually adventurous

Loves having their pussy licked.

Desirable but non-essential experience

Anal lover

Enjoys dressing up

Use of toys

Non camera shy

Discrimination

Application available to women only. Couples considered.

Abilities

Oral expert

Can manage round 2

Good kisser

Devise and act out interesting scenarios. Use of costumes encouraged.

Location

West London - travel expected. Outdoor working anticipated in summer.

Overtime

Unlimited overtime authorised.

Employer.

Well dressed, Sexually adventurous black man, strong desire to please his employee. Eager tongue, adventurous hands, long, hard, tool used to please staff.

Apply within.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.

Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

No tattoos for me but the rest is good

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"nice eyes,

Great body,

Great sense of humour

Nice kisser,

Likes to give and receive oral

Very adventurous

Likes to please

Gives oral very well

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.

Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc. "

Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.

Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.

Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling

Tiling I can do as long as someone else can do the grouting for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number one must be a good kisser,must be local,44 yrs plus ,must accom,should be an ok looking man,must make me laugh with him(not at him)...oh and must know and want to fuck the living daylights out of me....and be able to repeat lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome "

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:

A wicked sense of humour

Have excellent kissing skills

Be able to give and take banter

Have stamina

Love massages

Love food

Enjoy chatting into the night

Like morning spooning

Be up for a challenge

Likes being teased

Not be afraid of eye contact

Be able to switch roles

Be continually exciting and challenging

Never willing to just settle

Personality an absolute must

Training available on request. Applicants by pm

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Number one must be a good kisser,must be local,44 yrs plus ,must accom,should be an ok looking man,must make me laugh with him(not at him)...oh and must know and want to fuck the living daylights out of me....and be able to repeat lots

Dam I'm not local so that counts me out

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.

Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.

Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling

Tiling I can do as long as someone else can do the grouting for me

I thought you enjoyed the filling in part?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for:-

* 7 or 8 musically inclined women

* With sense of adventure

* And each with a gold tooth

That should do it, I reckon

Would a gold inlay count or does it have to be a full tooth? "

I think joe has sone weird captain sparrow and his merry pirate lady troubadour band fantasy going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:

A wicked sense of humour

Have excellent kissing skills

Be able to give and take banter

Have stamina

Love massages

Love food

Enjoy chatting into the night

Like morning spooning

Be up for a challenge

Likes being teased

Not be afraid of eye contact

Be able to switch roles

Be continually exciting and challenging

Never willing to just settle

Personality an absolute must

Training available on request. Applicants by pm"

Can you just change the header to male and this will do for mine too please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Man

Pulse

Own Teeth

Clean, hard cock

Able to drive/own car

Willing to share hotel costs and club entrance fees (i.e. solvent)

Good conversation

Good sense of humour

Sociable

Available Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at least once a week

Openly tactile but not embarrassingly so

Able to respond to, "Don't you dare cum" in the appropriate way

Gives deep tissue massage

Cuddles/spoons

Kisses neck

Giver - Cunnilingus

Able to tuck me in, give me a kiss on the forehead and leave quietly when it's time for me to sleep

Occasional morning sex by mutual consent.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Seeking

deliciously dominant male

Must be 6'+ (as she is tall and loves her heels)

Buff

Vwe

Charming

Solvent(she is nothing if not high maintenance)

Willing to do anything she wants/says/demands(delete as needed)

Tall dark and handsome or a silver fox

Be able to breathe through his ears

Good at knots

Be available as and when she wants

Have male friends equally as sexy for mmf

Whaddya mean it's not a wish list!

Phht

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Anyone who can make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted

Human woman

- Apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for

Sparking eyes

Coy smile

Great sense of humor

Like the pooch

Likes music

Great kisser

Enjoys

Walking

Talking

Sunsets

Picnics

Snuggling

Apply within

Oooh.....I tick all those boxes

Why are you so far away....

Witwoo what a stunner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal Annie.

Must be able to take a firm love bite without farting as they carear around the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take another fuck buddy who can do odd jobs too.

Otherwise spec similar to many above, kisses, responsive, lasts, repeats, cuddles, humorous etc.

Pretty much this..I could do with a hand with the tiling

I'm good with my hands!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck buddy available. Down to earth and chilled, eager to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

Might have to wait till round 2 for that!

None suffocating or needy

ok I won't suffocate you with the pillow :p

Easy to chat to

Great listener....(big ears)

Post sex cuddler

Oh aye

Abilities:

Can make me cum

I guarantee it

Can manage round two

Round 5 ok? After round 1 I need 20 min with 10 min added on for each additional round....ding ding!

Can kiss

Expert in French

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

I'm already broken! Lol

Desirables:

Long hair

Sorry,short n curly here.

Tattoos

Tiger n dragon...check.Couple of tasty facial scars also.

Rocks leather

Shoes n jacket maybe....jeans n t-shirt guy here,may wear a smart shirt if I'm feeling posh!

Can manage round 3

After a 30 min break from round 2....and the aid of a zimmer frame....easy!

Anyone?

10/12.......close but no cigar yet again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm lately I've been fancying a radical change from my normal type and would quite like a very petite girl.

Under 5'8"

Under 55kg

Under 25

Full of energy

Ideally emo/gothic dress sense

Sanity optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney"

You're hired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needed fuck/snuggle buddy

Good kisser

Good listener

Great in bed

Can go more than once

Enjoys cuddles after sex

Likes movies in bed

Likes hair being played with

Likes to play with my hair

Enjoy talking

Please reply with pm

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

""young, killer hair cut, tattooed chap needed for this little redheaded devil woman"

Must be able to make me laugh, cum like a train, good at kissing, likes to hang around after for a cuddle.

apply within!"

how young are we talking haha :P tattoos check (want more) haircut is subjective

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

female required....

non drinker

non smoker

0 blood type

2 kidneys and a liver...

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

Good woman wanted...

Must be able to cook, clean, sew, gut fish and dig for bait.

Must own car and boat.

Send photos of car and boat...

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

^^^saw that in a frame on the wall in a pub here in cornwall...thought it might make someone giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female wanted.

Nice eyes

Nice shape. (Just for your size)

Good arse.

Must enjoy being tied up and abused.

Must love big cocks (bit worship)

Must love heavy cummers

Few tattoos

Odd sense of humour

Role switchable (love having my face sat on while being wanked off)

Bonus points if you look like a Russian assassin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see there are no

Size 8

Blonde

Massive tits

Blah blah

Type posts...its more about attributes and abilities haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice eyes,

Great body,

Great sense of humour

Nice kisser,

Likes to give and receive oral

Very adventurous

Likes to please

Gives oral very well

So do you

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over a year ago

""young, killer hair cut, tattooed chap needed for this little redheaded devil woman"

Must be able to make me laugh, cum like a train, good at kissing, likes to hang around after for a cuddle.

apply within!

how young are we talking haha :P tattoos check (want more) haircut is subjective

Hello.....inbox me young man, you've been selected for further investigation to the position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male needed.

Must be able to lick pussy for an obscene amount of time.

An interest in BDSM and being un afraid to give pain is a must.

Must have at least an 8 inch cock.

Spooning after sex not appreciated.

Tall, dark, handsome.

Must be available whenever I want.

Must be able to arrange gangbangs.

I'll keep dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone daft enough to meet me apply within

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:

A wicked sense of humour

Have excellent kissing skills

Be able to give and take banter

Have stamina

Love massages

Love food

Enjoy chatting into the night

Like morning spooning

Be up for a challenge

Likes being teased

Not be afraid of eye contact

Be able to switch roles

Be continually exciting and challenging

Never willing to just settle

Personality an absolute must

Training available on request. Applicants by pm"

Where do I sign up???

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

6'4" tall guy, 34"waist, blue/grey eyes, fair hair, good at chatting and intelligent conversationalist...

Seeking lusciously beautiful woman who can be a little firm and get exactly what she wants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacancy in edinburgh:

Looking for a curvy girl with a nice ass lol

discression is a must

Must be friendly and reliable

apply within lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

I can definitely do all of the above, I also cook, bake the occasional lemon drizzle cake, and very very good at DIY

I have my own transport and am usually in a town near you....currently in Liverpool next stop is York from October the 12th..... just saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm lately I've been fancying a radical change from my normal type and would quite like a very petite girl.

Under 5'8"

Under 55kg

Under 25

Full of energy

Ideally emo/gothic dress sense

Sanity optional.

I'm under 55kg, but only when I'm bench pressing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

You're hired!"

Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me

-Courtney

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"Wanted: man

Good kisser

Decent conversation

Available (no ties)

Non smoker

Great sense of humour

Over 5'5" preferably

Likes fun nights out and more fun nights in

Own car, hair, teeth

Solvent

Emotionally literate

Oh bugger, what is the point?

Revised ad-

Wanted: man"

Love it!

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By *unLondonLadMan
over a year ago

Camberley/London

One vacancy: Only females need apply

Essential:

OK with me being a short ass

Decent sense of humour

Preferred:

Into long sessions

Doesn't fall asleep after round one

Loves massages - not just receiving

Unselfish in bed

Happy to explore and push boundaries

Must be a cuddler

Into kissing

Confident

Not suffocating or clingy

Enjoys long drives

Personal kinks:

I love a woman who enjoys driving fast as I do

Love a woman who does martial arts as I am a practitioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a new one. Mines gone off in a mega strop. All offers considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average looking short arse seeks relaxed female for relaxed cuddles and good fuck.

Essentials

Good sense of humour

Non possessive

Willing to occasionally do social as well as sexual meets

Not be worried about height

Desirable

Swedish blond nymphomaniac

Localism would be nice and I can accom or travel.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Vacancy

Surrey/Hampshire borders

Man wanted

Over 5'7"

Average to large cock size

Free. Totally able to accommodate me.

Solvent

Driver

Own teeth and hair

No tatts

Likes conversation, laughter and culture

Likes hugging, kissing, showering together, dogs, walking, camping, chocolate

Doesn't drink or smoke

Doesn't play mind games

Isn't a fitness freak and not resembling Giant Haystacks

Likes cake. I make a mean cake and lush fudge

Doesn't mind a married woman.

Apply within

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Applications are invited for the position of friends with benefits..

Ideal candidate will posses

Good communication skills.

A good sense of humour

An ability to laugh at

1) my jokes

2) herself

3) me naked

Ages from 35 - 56 ish (although other ages might be acceptable).

Willing to be seen with me in public this will likely be bars restaurants etc, free food and drinks are often available..

Kissing is / will be required..

Massages giving and be willing to receive..

Cuddles and spooning

Potential candidates should have excellent oral skills, be able to multitask and live locally to Leeds..

For further details or to apply

Please contact in writing to johnsoda0204..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

You're hired!

Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me

-Courtney"

Oh bugger, I was just sharpening my pencils too.....

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

Likes:

Fancying you, face first.

Getting to know.

Kissing.

Thinking.

Slow erotic burn.

Holding hands.

Wanting you.

Conversation.

Being funny and bright.

But I do have tatts discreetly hidden, so there's no chance!

I like my wine.

I like my erotic imagination...

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

"Likes:

Fancying you, face first.

Getting to know.

Kissing.

Thinking.

Slow erotic burn.

Holding hands.

Wanting you.

Conversation.

Being funny and bright.

But I do have tatts discreetly hidden, so there's no chance!

I like my wine.

I like my erotic imagination...

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

"I'd like a new one. Mines gone off in a mega strop. All offers considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am available

Cv :

Kiss described as electric

Hugs described as imense

An overall reaction of ..wow I didn't expect that ...

Good things come when u least expect them

.;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody fb has disappeared off the face of the earth! So, I'd like to find someone who:

Can make me laugh till my sides hurt

Doesn't mind my little quirks

Loves kissing as much as I do

Is very sensual yet fiercely passionate

Likes a bit of kink

Intelligent and compassionate

Is really into music

Must be a good cuddler

A bit of a geek

Takes care of themselves

Thinks I'm hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be:

Over 6ft - long hair (must be good condition) or short.

Eye colour: not fussed on that

Rugby build as I like a man with strong arms

Good hard kisser, likes to give and receive cuddles.

Can accommodate. their place or hotel and must be local to me.

Age: late 30's - 40's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My add. Likes Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bloody fb has disappeared off the face of the earth! So, I'd like to find someone who:

Can make me laugh till my sides hurt

Doesn't mind my little quirks

Loves kissing as much as I do

Is very sensual yet fiercely passionate

Likes a bit of kink

Intelligent and compassionate

Is really into music

Must be a good cuddler

A bit of a geek

Takes care of themselves

Thinks I'm hot!

Actually this is more like an advertisement for a boyfriend

I'm changing the criteria to:

Must be a good fuck....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sapoisexual slut.

Demure in the dinning room

Deviant in the dungeon, who doesn't take themselves seriously.

Oh and is good at alliteration.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

For me she should

Be near or able to travel to mine...surely essential in a FB?

Be open minded and happy to share. Be happy to try anything once.

Be attractive...to me in some way.

Like to take lots of pleasure and some occasional appropriate pain.(latter not essential)

Has to love kissing and be able to translate lust through her lips.

Have stamina and able to accept it takes me a long time to cum.

Like cuddling and pillow talk

Enjoy me cooking for her.

Unlikely though

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"6'4" tall guy, 34"waist, blue/grey eyes, fair hair, good at chatting and intelligent conversationalist...

Seeking lusciously beautiful woman who can be a little firm and get exactly what she wants..."

Ha ha. ..i'm here

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No vacancy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voyuer

Seeking exhibitionist m/f couple.

Can accom at times.

Can't travel

Prefer couple with bi-male.

Apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person specs are as follows:

Likes Kissing.

Likes cuddling.

Loves oral sex

Likes Netflix/Movies.

Doesn't mind listening to Mariah Carey.

Understands the offside law (or is prepared to learn.)

Isn't a Sp*rs fan.

Applications accepted via my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady wanted to fill position as FWB.

Must have:

Sense of humour

Sparkling eyes

Dirty laugh

Sensitive neck and ears that love to kissed and nibbled

Loves to kiss and cuddle before during and after great sex

Desirable:

Short hair

Full, cuddly figure

Essential:

Time to enjoy slow sensual sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

You're hired!

Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me

-Courtney"

He realised shit got real and people aren't playing at this and do want to meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady required preferably breathing but not essential

Must be single or have bf,engaged, married,separated, divorced, widowed with or without pet.

Must have high standards and know irony when it hits them

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The face behind this particular position...

"Applications are invited for the position of friends with benefits..

Ideal candidate will posses

Good communication skills.

A good sense of humour

An ability to laugh at

1) my jokes

2) herself

3) me naked

Ages from 35 - 56 ish (although other ages might be acceptable).

Willing to be seen with me in public this will likely be bars restaurants etc, free food and drinks are often available..

Kissing is / will be required..

Massages giving and be willing to receive..

Cuddles and spooning

Potential candidates should have excellent oral skills, be able to multitask and live locally to Leeds..

For further details or to apply

Please contact in writing to johnsoda0204..

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"Job vacancy for female. Applicant will ideally have:

A wicked sense of humour

Have excellent kissing skills

Be able to give and take banter

Have stamina

Love massages

Love food

Enjoy chatting into the night

Like morning spooning

Be up for a challenge

Likes being teased

Not be afraid of eye contact

Be able to switch roles

Be continually exciting and challenging

Never willing to just settle

Personality an absolute must

Training available on request. Applicants by pm"

Sounds like my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacancy - FWB

Essential - Female

Desirable - Breathing

Preferable - Charlotte Church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available for test drives

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

FB vacancy

Males must:

Be taller than me when I have heels on.

Be a fantastic kisser.

Must enjoy spending time working me up into a frenzy.

Be open minded and never say never.

Be willing to escort me to a club.

Females.....pm me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

You're hired!

Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me

-Courtney"

He'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FB Position available for:

a lady with a good sense of humour and

likes music a lot

That's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Applications are invited for the position of friends with benefits..

Ideal candidate will posses

Good communication skills.

A good sense of humour

An ability to laugh at

1) my jokes

2) herself

3) me naked

Ages from 35 - 56 ish (although other ages might be acceptable).

Willing to be seen with me in public this will likely be bars restaurants etc, free food and drinks are often available..

Kissing is / will be required..

Massages giving and be willing to receive..

Cuddles and spooning

Potential candidates should have excellent oral skills, be able to multitask and live locally to Leeds..

For further details or to apply

Please contact in writing to johnsoda0204..

aah

too old

dont live in Leeds...otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me she should

Be near or able to travel to mine...surely essential in a FB?

Be open minded and happy to share. Be happy to try anything once.

Be attractive...to me in some way.

Like to take lots of pleasure and some occasional appropriate pain.(latter not essential)

Has to love kissing and be able to translate lust through her lips.

Have stamina and able to accept it takes me a long time to cum.

Like cuddling and pillow talk

Enjoy me cooking for her.

Unlikely though

Well, I cant travel and not sure id be attractive to you but everything else ticks my boxes. Always the way on here, too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Position been full for many a fab year but could maybe be tempted for a second fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still waiting for my first fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essentials:

Lasts more than 5 minutes

None suffocating or needy

Easy to chat to

Post sex cuddler

Abilities:

Can make me cum

Can manage round two

Can kiss

Experience:

None virgins preferable, hate breaking them in

Desirables:

Long hair

Tattoos

Rocks leather

Can manage round 3

Anyone?

Manage round 5 that's my record

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

You're hired!

Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me

-Courtney

He realised shit got real and people aren't playing at this and do want to meet?"

I have patience, I've still got him on whatsapp......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Eva Green lookalikes welcome

I have brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not as pretty as her, but if you squint, I'm passable.

What do you say? Accept my application?

-Courtney

You're hired!

Accepting the job offer caused Com Truise to go UNLOS. I wonder what that says about me

-Courtney

He realised shit got real and people aren't playing at this and do want to meet?

I have patience, I've still got him on whatsapp......

Though I might be persona non gratis for reasons you and I both know!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh yes, I need some decorating doing and laminate floor laying too

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By *ighting17thMan
over a year ago

Bodmin

"6'4" tall guy, 34"waist, blue/grey eyes, fair hair, good at chatting and intelligent conversationalist...

Seeking lusciously beautiful woman who can be a little firm and get exactly what she wants...

Ha ha. ..i'm here

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