FabSwingers.com forum: were are the hot women ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

Back of the net!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I am looking for a rich blonde nymphomaniac brewery heiress. I am sure that one will message me very shortly.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

Back of the net!

High five!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You all must be looking in the wrong places

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I am looking for a rich blonde nymphomaniac brewery heiress. I am sure that one will message me very shortly."

Sorry, not blonde.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

Back of the net!

High five!

Play nice now ladies

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

"I am looking for a rich blonde nymphomaniac brewery heiress. I am sure that one will message me very shortly.

Sorry, not blonde.

...ok, maybe I was a little optimistic. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all stating what we are looking for???

I'm looking for a sexy guy who is witty, intelligent, nice with a bit of sarcasm who preferably has brown hair and a hot body.

Anyone?? Anyone....?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

They are forming a orderly queue outside my place waiting for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

That's all dudleys got too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

And THAT is how you shoot someone down in flames

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I am looking for a rich blonde nymphomaniac brewery heiress. I am sure that one will message me very shortly."

Me too. But she turned out to be a brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

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foxy I know a guy with great social skills who is fairly intelligent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It seems the womens banter is better than us lads ....

fuck hasnt gone as planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking for a cougar that got a garden, we could have lots of barbecues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile is certainly going to be working against you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am looking for a rich blonde nymphomaniac brewery heiress. I am sure that one will message me very shortly."

What a shame. I'm not blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems the womens banter is better than us lads ....

fuck hasnt gone as planned

Ah but at least you know it lol

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Get to a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

That's all dudleys got too

With Snow Leopards there, what else could one want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

That's all dudleys got too

With Snow Leopards there, what else could one want.

Apparently many years ago they had an Elephant who could play Good King Wenceslas on a mouth organ.......

Talent like that is so rare these days...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm looking for a sexy guy who is witty, intelligent, nice with a bit of sarcasm who preferably has brown hair and a hot body.

Anyone?? Anyone....?

-Courtney"

Check, check, check, check...oh ffs!

Fussy bint...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we all stating what we are looking for???

I'm looking for a sexy guy who is witty, intelligent, nice with a bit of sarcasm who preferably has brown hair and a hot body.

Anyone?? Anyone....?

-Courtney"
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Brown hair!!! How dare you. How much is Just for Men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

That's all dudleys got too

With Snow Leopards there, what else could one want.

Apparently many years ago they had an Elephant who could play Good King Wenceslas on a mouth organ.......

Talent like that is so rare these days...

With mouth or trunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

Just brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just know when you leave yourself wide open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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The wife is blonde and has a quarter bottle of vodka. Does that help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

That's all dudleys got too

With Snow Leopards there, what else could one want.

Apparently many years ago they had an Elephant who could play Good King Wenceslas on a mouth organ.......

Talent like that is so rare these days...

With mouth or trunk?

Well I don't know for sure,,,,,,, but I'm guessing "Mouth" purely on the assumption it wasn't called a Trunk-organ......

But I could be wrong....

I have been wrong before,,,

I once thought I'd made a mistake and then raised I hadn't......

I felt such a fool....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

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are you wearing sunglasses in your face pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

are you wearing sunglasses in your face pics?

No just a balaclava hope this helps

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

are you wearing sunglasses in your face pics?

No just a balaclava hope this helps

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its only discreet when you wear sunglasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we all stating what we are looking for???

I'm looking for a sexy guy who is witty, intelligent, nice with a bit of sarcasm who preferably has brown hair and a hot body.

Anyone?? Anyone....?

-Courtney"

You lost me at brown hair. Actually you lost me at hair.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

are you wearing sunglasses in your face pics?

No just a balaclava hope this helps

Ah but is it a proper Balaclava or just a pair of old underpants with nose-hole cut into the gusset

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

are you wearing sunglasses in your face pics?

No just a balaclava hope this helps

its only discreet when you wear sunglasses "

good job i kept the receipt then !

Anybody need a balaclava ...might find a bank robber before an unsarcastic women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

Sorry!

Maybe I should change my profile pics to when I was in my 20s and my hair was long enough to reach the base of my spine.

But I know what would happen, you'd all want baldies.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

Long hair on a bloke gives me the heebies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

Long hair on a bloke gives me the heebies!

Me too. I like hair, but not too long.

I do prefer brown hair, though. But blond is nice too

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking for a billionaire 95 yr old...please msg me x lol

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"You just know when you leave yourself wide open.

That was a spectacular shooting down

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Maybe I should change my profile pics to when I was in my 20s and my hair was long enough to reach the base of my spine.

But I know what would happen, you'd all want baldies.

Or pics from the current decade...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I am looking for a billionaire 95 yr old...please msg me x lol"

I may be dyscalcic but I think I'm in here....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm after a 30 year old, dark, tattoed, muscular (but not too huge) around 5ft 10, nice tan, nice cock, something along the lines of the model travis delaurier.. Ive not seen his cock tho. Bet it's tiny! No one can be that perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

Long hair on a bloke gives me the heebies!

Me too. I like hair, but not too long.

I do prefer brown hair, though. But blond is nice too

-Courtney"

I'd let it grow just for you, but it gets grey at the sides.

Combined with my baldiness I look like a badger that's wearing an egg.

Guessing that's not quite the sexy look your hoping for....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Dudley Zoo.....

That's it...... that's all I've got,,,

That's all dudleys got too

With Snow Leopards there, what else could one want.

Apparently many years ago they had an Elephant who could play Good King Wenceslas on a mouth organ.......

Talent like that is so rare these days...

With mouth or trunk?

Well I don't know for sure,,,,,,, but I'm guessing "Mouth" purely on the assumption it wasn't called a Trunk-organ......

But I could be wrong....

I have been wrong before,,,

I once thought I'd made a mistake and then raised I hadn't......

I felt such a fool....

Happens to the best of us, or so I'm told.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Looking for other things "

Your car keys, tin opener, the remote?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm here

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm here

Your shadow is seriously alluring!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm here

Your shadow is seriously alluring!

I know the air of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here

Why are you wearing a burka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen one walk over that way ------------»»»

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

You can't see them for my fat arse

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Saunas ....... full of seriously hot people

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm not actively looking for anything really. But young, hot guys keep turning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im open to offers...seeing what I have for a late supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we all stating what we are looking for??"

Oh, well, a knowing smile and a cheeky look in the eyes is good start for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for someone with 1 cock photo or less

Long hair, tatts and the odd scar wouldnt go amiss either

You lost me at long hair. Actually you lost me at hair.

What the fuck is with you lot and fecking hair

Long hair on a bloke gives me the heebies!

There's literally no pleasing you ladies is there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

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hehe hey beautiful you ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want to meet a hot women have face pics which i can send ...like to keep discreet

I'm looking for intelligent single men with great social skills...seems we will both have to keep looking!

Haha, brilliant reply quite possibly the best post I've read on here!!

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