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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Under new government rules you get a massive council tax break if your home and life features as a museum.

Whilst Tracey Emin's bed was a work of 'art', what would you be featuring and highlighting? You can be living exhibits, performing anything of your fancy. If guests take your fancy, you can also get them to enter the life scenes.

What will you be showing off - your photos, colouring, toys, blow job techniques - it's your life, so you could monologue, quip, cry, shag.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Depending on the attendees, I would willingly perform a variety of sexual escapades.

Otherwise I will demonstrate some plant propagation methods and talk about my love of plants and the natural world.

Maybe some guys here could display their large range of cock pics, sky remotes and deodorant cans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds boring, but we have a lot of books. I think we would have a library-type museum. But it would be hands on.

Maybe we could have an erotica section or something

-Courtney

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have an art gallery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flat could be a museum of bachelorhood? Complete with a wide variety of empty beer cans, wine bottles and pizza boxes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We could have a display of history and archaeology books, a room with vintage and very old car manuals, a small section with retro fashions and a small section with antique tools. The guide would point out an area where there was access to sewing, embroidery and crochet tutorials and short lectures on Mr N's specialist subject. You could them move on to the last exhibit which would be a glass case housing the oldest swinger in town.....moi!

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

I AM a museum piece in my own right so I'm going to claim right now.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Will Jim have his mum on display?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A museum of dust mites. A couple of days and the house is fookin covered

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"A museum of dust mites. A couple of days and the house is fookin covered "

Make it an interactive living museum - the guests get rid of them with vacs etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local museum actually exhibits a pretty good replicate of how my bedroom was furnished and decorated when I was a teenager .....

It also exhibits an actual example of the first new car I ever bought,,,

I'm beginning to suspect someone from the museum is taking the piss......

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There must be some Fab men who could exhibit their advanced wanking skills. Or is everyone feeling a little shy?

I think we should have Fab user only visiting, so we could all unveil our naughtier sides. DP techniques mastery, sex toys over the years or just your perve of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A museum of dust mites. A couple of days and the house is fookin covered

Make it an interactive living museum - the guests get rid of them with vacs etc"

A BYOV museum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makeup museum. There is a lot of it

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Makeup museum. There is a lot of it "

I could display tons of it as well as a huge range of toiletries etc. Some needless shopping.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

If I was back home a north west cycle museum, as my ole man had a few of them. Harry Quinn, Eddie Soens and Freddie Grubb frames.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Mine would have to be a sex toy museum, at least it would be a growing get exhibition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makeup museum. There is a lot of it

I could display tons of it as well as a huge range of toiletries etc. Some needless shopping."

I'm a sucker for a 3 for 2 in Boots

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