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"My bollocks feel extremely relevant right now. ![]() They full lol | |||
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"I font have bollocks. I have chesticles..... ![]() And a mighty fine pair they are too ![]() | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() When I say batch it's only a small batch. And I'll eat some for breakfast. And I just had three now. So not so many for sharing really... ![]() | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() That's a really weird distraction bless you lol How do you go to bed and stop to make Scones ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And fortunately my neighbour is an insomniac too, I often hear his telly in the small hours, sometimes loud enough to put mine on mute but still watch it! And they've got a yappy jack Russell. ![]() | |||
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"My bollocks feel extremely relevant right now. ![]() And how!... When the cork does finally pop, I reckon I'll go off so hard they'll end up imploding with the counter-force so hard I'll be left with a broken stump and a pair of binary quantum singularities dangling between my legs. I just hope I don't rupture her diaphragm and puncture her lungs... damn she's hot! | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Drop scones take about seven minutes to make including cooking. And I was peckish, and I've got very little in. But they've got dried fruit in so I'm sure they count as one of my five ![]() | |||
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"My bollocks feel extremely relevant right now. ![]() Or leave her face looking like a glazed Krispy Kreme lol ![]() | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh that's not bad then thought they took longer lol | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Drop scones are like scotch pancakes and you cook them on a griddle or in a heavy frying pan. So I put the griddle on, mix it up quickly, by then it's hot enough and just drop spoonfuls on. They cook in under two minutes. And are specially good while still warm ![]() | |||
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"Somehow I got distracted en route to bed and whipped up a batch of drop scones... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Learnt something new ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup." Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() For whom?... ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() Not the sticky maybe she was hoping for? ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For my freshly changed bed linen!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's these late nights I tell you ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Such animals... ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually, I'd strayed back to thoughts of quantum singularities... kind of. ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Us? Noooooo ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Whoa that's way too complicated for my 3am brain to comprehend...I'm on Google searching for pics of Gundam robots lol | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing quite so sophisticated really - referring back to the thread pt1. ![]() | |||
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"My granny used to make them. Delish hot with butter and syrup. Since I just ate some in bed syrup could have been unfortunate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh aye lol my bad that sounded really technical for this early in the morning ![]() | |||
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"Thanks I'm bloody hungry now ![]() You aren't the only one ![]() | |||
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"Morning, if it wasn't for my insomnia I'd be asleep - apologises if someone else has already used that line, but it is silly o'clock in the morning xx so what's everyone up to?" Good morning hand! In work,again!sounds like an Oscar Wilde line, is it? | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() Work cutting into your Fab time is a royal pain at the moment for me. I keep thinking I'm going to be busy then the work I have to do can't be done till others do theirs and they're slacking ![]() | |||
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"Morning, if it wasn't for my insomnia I'd be asleep - apologises if someone else has already used that line, but it is silly o'clock in the morning xx so what's everyone up to?" Good evening Ms. Handbags ![]() ![]() | |||
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"gd morning 1and all ![]() Good evening Ms. Foxy ![]() | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() ![]() I know ya, swear they were paying me,no wait! | |||
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"Morning, if it wasn't for my insomnia I'd be asleep - apologises if someone else has already used that line, but it is silly o'clock in the morning xx so what's everyone up to? Good evening Ms. Handbags ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() ![]() I often joke about being on here while supposed to be working but it's not until you have a busy spell that you realise how much you get away with lol | |||
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"Morning, if it wasn't for my insomnia I'd be asleep - apologises if someone else has already used that line, but it is silly o'clock in the morning xx so what's everyone up to?" Morning | |||
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"Morning, if it wasn't for my insomnia I'd be asleep - apologises if someone else has already used that line, but it is silly o'clock in the morning xx so what's everyone up to? Good evening Ms. Handbags ![]() ![]() Good evening Karen ![]() | |||
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"gd morning 1and all ![]() Hi Mrs fox | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() ![]() That's so true, ill not get a peek on here next week when I'm back on days, to many bosses around | |||
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"gd evening Daniel id algood thanks hows you ![]() Not bad, finish at 7am then off for 2 days so hopefully will be chilling out for a bit ![]() | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() ![]() I'm the boss on nights so I just sit in my office lol. Been saying all week that I won't be on here much this week as I'm preparing for an audit but everyone hasn't done their bit yet so I'm still thumb twiddling lol | |||
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"Awake thanks to insomnia. Seeking tea, boobs and sympathy" Good evening Flex ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() ![]() Haha, that's sweet. Oh fuck audits, I hate them, worked in medical device's for years, such a pain, Albeit a necessary one. I don't even know what my bosses boss looks like and he has no idea who I am either so happy days ![]() | |||
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"I'm back, actually had to do a bit of work ![]() ![]() ![]() I've done most of my part just held up checking others. It's ok though as I'm off for next 2 nights so someone else can do it ![]() | |||
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"Awake thanks to insomnia. Seeking tea, boobs and sympathy Good evening Flex ![]() ![]() ![]() Moobs??? | |||
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"nice1 Dan ![]() I try my best to do as little as possible ![]() | |||
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"Insomniac too, have got boobs, but don't do sympathy and tea x" We've got it covered between us then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Awake thanks to insomnia. Seeking tea, boobs and sympathy Good evening Flex ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Outta 3 ain't bad. Can I add biscuits to the list seeing as there's no boobs? Why in the world are you other fabsters still awake? | |||
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"Awake thanks to insomnia. Seeking tea, boobs and sympathy Good evening Flex ![]() ![]() ![]() No biscuits but you can have some cheese on toast ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts?" Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() | |||
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"Insomniac too, have got boobs, but don't do sympathy and tea x" Awesome. I'll be round Dan's for the tea, and then off to visit handbags for the boobs ![]() | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() We're of the same cloth | |||
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"Insomniac too, have got boobs, but don't do sympathy and tea x Awesome. I'll be round Dan's for the tea, and then off to visit handbags for the boobs ![]() Not much if there's boobs involved tbh ![]() | |||
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"Insomniac too, have got boobs, but don't do sympathy and tea x Awesome. I'll be round Dan's for the tea, and then off to visit handbags for the boobs ![]() The door will be open and if you could think about what else you might want on the way, I'll see if I can accommodate xx | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() I find good polite manners and a cheeky sense of humour works fine for me....no need to act like a flange tbh don't get it personally what's attractive about being treated like that ![]() | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() ![]() Exactly the same as ya! But so cant see the attraction in being treated like shit, ah well, move on down the line,lol | |||
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"Morning, love the tattoo ?? x" If that was to me thanks ![]() | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() ![]() In all honesty I wouldn't have the first clue how to treat someone like shit and get away with it tbh Do you tell them to make you a sandwich? ![]() | |||
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"Morning, love the tattoo ?? x If that was to me thanks ![]() It was ?? x | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, I was the same at first but its a hella lot worse than that, broke up but he doesn't want her seeing anyone else, asks for pics (fab type), ignores text etc, generally just be a prick, sound like to much hard work to me! | |||
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"Morning, love the tattoo ?? x If that was to me thanks ![]() My my what a lot of shoes you have. Liked the dom bit in your profile ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() ![]() ![]() Then I guess you eat and critise aforementioned sandwich for not meeting your culinary requirements, and kick up a stink. | |||
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"Morning, love the tattoo ?? x If that was to me thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only put that because I 'm a bossy cow, I do like a man to be a man x | |||
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"Morning, love the tattoo ?? x If that was to me thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It reads like you know what you want. Sarcasm is the highest former of intelligence ![]() | |||
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"Sorry guys, am taking my boobs and am going to see if I can get some sleep before the alarm goes off xxxxxx" Catch you again soon xxx | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() ![]() ![]() Me personally I'd swerve that tbh ![]() | |||
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"Question all, treat them mean, keep them keen. You buy into that? I didn't but this chick I know is totally changing my mind on it, I'm a big old softie but its the bad boy she want, any thoughts? Not for me I'm old school,I was raised a gentleman ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd feel a twat doing that sort of thing tbh Its like when pepole try and fake dom and sub it just looks out of place.and a but daft. | |||
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"Sorry guys, am taking my boobs and am going to see if I can get some sleep before the alarm goes off xxxxxx" Nighty night boobs...I mean Handbags damn phone ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I dozed off for a bit, bloody tablets ![]() Oi oi saveloy ![]() | |||
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"Morning all " Good evening Tosh...we'll hand over to you now old bean ![]() | |||
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"Morning, love the tattoo ?? x If that was to me thanks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you kind sir xx | |||
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"Sorry guys, am taking my boobs and am going to see if I can get some sleep before the alarm goes off xxxxxx Nighty night boobs...I mean Handbags damn phone ![]() ![]() You can call me boobs any time xx | |||
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