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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So who's in and who's out and who's shaking it all about this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and out, and in and out, and in and out..... but no shaking it all about for me tonight.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening dexy Dan xxxxx passes a milky tea and home made jam tart

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening flirty fruity xxxxx passes hot choc n tart

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening Dan. Good to see you where you belong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in and out, and in and out, and in and out..... but no shaking it all about for me tonight. "

Good evening Ms. Fruitloop

No shaking....well it is a school night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening flirty fruity xxxxx passes hot choc n tart"

Ohhh ta hun, I loves a good tart!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening dexy Dan xxxxx passes a milky tea and home made jam tart "

Good evening Voddy x x

I'm having tea cake dilemmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan. Good to see you where you belong "

Ha! I know where you belong! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan. Good to see you where you belong "

Oi oi soppy bollocks

Thought I'd start a thread for my depression therapy again as my other one seems to have gone tits up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm in .. Soon to log off ..but must find out about the toasted teacake thread first

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening bladey xxxxx you want some tart ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan. Good to see you where you belong

Ha! I know where you belong! ! "

The institutions are full mores the pity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening dexy Dan xxxxx passes a milky tea and home made jam tart

Good evening Voddy x x

I'm having tea cake dilemmas "

Toast it, butter it, plaster it in jam, and look you colleague in the eye and eat it noisily....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in .. Soon to log off ..but must find out about the toasted teacake thread first "

Good evening Mr. O

I think it's going to be toasted with lime jam....possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan. Good to see you where you belong

Ha! I know where you belong! !

The institutions are full mores the pity "

He'd only get let out so they got some peace!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"evening flirty fruity xxxxx passes hot choc n tart"

Oi remember me. Where mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening dexy Dan xxxxx passes a milky tea and home made jam tart

Good evening Voddy x x

I'm having tea cake dilemmas

Toast it, butter it, plaster it in jam, and look you colleague in the eye and eat it noisily.... "

I think that's a winner....maybe....what jam though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So who's in and who's out and who's shaking it all about this evening?

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Good evening Dan and the rest. And goodnight lol.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ffs when you've all finished

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good evening dexy Dan xxxxx passes a milky tea and home made jam tart

Good evening Voddy x x

I'm having tea cake dilemmas

Toast it, butter it, plaster it in jam, and look you colleague in the eye and eat it noisily....

I think that's a winner....maybe....what jam though "
has to be raspberry jam

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm in .. Soon to log off ..but must find out about the toasted teacake thread first

Good evening Mr. O

I think it's going to be toasted with lime jam....possibly. "
ooo lime jam sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening dexy Dan xxxxx passes a milky tea and home made jam tart

Good evening Voddy x x

I'm having tea cake dilemmas

Toast it, butter it, plaster it in jam, and look you colleague in the eye and eat it noisily....

I think that's a winner....maybe....what jam though "

Lime on half raspberry on half. My 2 favourite jams!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who's in and who's out and who's shaking it all about this evening?

Good evening Dan and the rest. And goodnight lol."

Good evening and erm goodnight Mick filthy dreams

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes bladey a hot choc and home made tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs when you've all finished "

I'm still deciding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in .. Soon to log off ..but must find out about the toasted teacake thread first

Good evening Mr. O

I think it's going to be toasted with lime jam....possibly. ooo lime jam sounds yummy "

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening flirty fruity xxxxx passes hot choc n tart

Oi remember me. Where mine "

Oi ya blind git scroll up _oddy asked if you wanted tart!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"passes bladey a hot choc and home made tart "

Thanks sweetness your a star xx

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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago

redditch

We're in but too tired to be shaking anything about lol

Oh and Hi everyone , Not new to fab or the scene but new to using the forums lol

Mrs M

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"evening flirty fruity xxxxx passes hot choc n tart

Oi remember me. Where mine

Oi ya blind git scroll up _oddy asked if you wanted tart!! "

I was thinking a whole other tart

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"We're in but too tired to be shaking anything about lol

Oh and Hi everyone , Not new to fab or the scene but new to using the forums lol

Mrs M"

Welcome to the madhouse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Night night everybody .. See youse all later xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're in but too tired to be shaking anything about lol

Oh and Hi everyone , Not new to fab or the scene but new to using the forums lol

Mrs M"

Welcome to the Hokey Cokey thread

Especially for all those poor people who are up ALL night whether working or loitering on forum.

Forum is great fun..so many serious or light hearted threads to choose from..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening flirty fruity xxxxx passes hot choc n tart

Oi remember me. Where mine

Oi ya blind git scroll up _oddy asked if you wanted tart!!

I was thinking a whole other tart "

Oh aye

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hi Dan, I'll pas on the teacakes & tarts if ya don't mind. Am doing some cot later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night night everybody .. See youse all later xxx "

Laters Mr. O filthy dreams dude

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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago

redditch

Thanks for the welcome

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

finks wouldent mind some later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan, I'll pas on the teacakes & tarts if ya don't mind. Am doing some cot later "

Good evening Ace

God.bless you and your cot

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"finks wouldent mind some later "

Wohooo you want a tart to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts left foot in peeks round the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for the welcome "

We're a friendly bunch here, some say cliquey but we welcome EVERYBODY with the same irreverent wit and dumb ass humour and banter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Puts left foot in peeks round the door "

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Puts left foot in peeks round the door

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? "
very sleepy how's you ??

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Right I'm off to bed. Night all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Puts left foot in peeks round the door

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? very sleepy how's you ?? "

Proper fucked like Ze Germans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"finks wouldent mind some later

Wohooo you want a tart to "

I do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?"

That's a good point maybe there's more to life after all

Like what jam should I have on my teacake......don't start that shit again

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi Dan, I'll pas on the teacakes & tarts if ya don't mind. Am doing some cot later

Good evening Ace

God.bless you and your cot "

It's Cheshire cheese as well, I usually automatically sling extra mature cheddar in the basket, after all a change is as good as a rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"finks wouldent mind some later

Wohooo you want a tart to

I do!! "

You tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Puts left foot in peeks round the door

Good evening Ms. Watson

How are you this fine eve? very sleepy how's you ??

Proper fucked like Ze Germans "
good good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]"

You did what with a...

Miss Watson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to bed. Night all xx"

Laters potatoes filthy dreams dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan, I'll pas on the teacakes & tarts if ya don't mind. Am doing some cot later

Good evening Ace

God.bless you and your cot

It's Cheshire cheese as well, I usually automatically sling extra mature cheddar in the basket, after all a change is as good as a rest "

Can't beat a bit of mature

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

the madonna with ze big boobies

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson "
I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Dan, I'll pas on the teacakes & tarts if ya don't mind. Am doing some cot later

Good evening Ace

God.bless you and your cot

It's Cheshire cheese as well, I usually automatically sling extra mature cheddar in the basket, after all a change is as good as a rest

Can't beat a bit of mature "
excuse me?! That's my line!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the madonna with ze big boobies "

Eh? That's Allo Allo Voddy I was quoting Snatch lol.bless you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good "

But with a....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dan, I'll pas on the teacakes & tarts if ya don't mind. Am doing some cot later

Good evening Ace

God.bless you and your cot

It's Cheshire cheese as well, I usually automatically sling extra mature cheddar in the basket, after all a change is as good as a rest

Can't beat a bit of mature excuse me?! That's my line!! "

Oh aye lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... "
well it had to be done I was getting horny again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... "

Hey if it's not illegal, dangerous, or tooooo immoral..... Go for it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... well it had to be done I was getting horny again "

But it's illegal in 35.states in America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... well it had to be done I was getting horny again

But it's illegal in 35.states in America "
we ain't in America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... well it had to be done I was getting horny again

But it's illegal in 35.states in America "

We're not in America tho.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... well it had to be done I was getting horny again

But it's illegal in 35.states in America

We're not in America tho..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... well it had to be done I was getting horny again

But it's illegal in 35.states in America

We're not in America tho..... "

I mean snowball fights are illegal in colarado.... wtf?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're right we aren't. ...guess you can get away with it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 00:20:40]

You did what with a...

Miss Watson I know I couldn't help it was soooo good

But with a.... well it had to be done I was getting horny again

But it's illegal in 35.states in America

We're not in America tho.....

I mean snowball fights are illegal in colarado.... wtf?! "

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're right we aren't. ...guess you can get away with it then "
I'd still do it even if I couldn't get away with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're right we aren't. ...guess you can get away with it then I'd still do it even if I couldn't get away with it "

Ooh you little tinker you

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over a year ago


"You're right we aren't. ...guess you can get away with it then I'd still do it even if I couldn't get away with it

Ooh you little tinker you "
yup I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're right we aren't. ...guess you can get away with it then I'd still do it even if I couldn't get away with it

Ooh you little tinker you yup I am "

Good girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a brew?"

Only if you are delivering it to my bed side. Cba to get up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a brew?

Only if you are delivering it to my bed side. Cba to get up! "

Might be a bit cold but sure...why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a brew?"
no ya feeling a bit icky x thanks for the offer though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a brew? no ya feeling a bit icky x thanks for the offer though "

Icky? What's up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was supposed to be ta lol u get ya instead fones a dick

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

milky coffee plz sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be ta lol u get ya instead fones a dick "

Autocuntrect strikes again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"milky coffee plz sexy "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a brew? no ya feeling a bit icky x thanks for the offer though

Icky? What's up? "
think I drank my last cuppa to fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be ta lol u get ya instead fones a dick

Autocuntrect strikes again lol "
it's a fucking cockwomble if I knew how to turn it off I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be ta lol u get ya instead fones a dick

Autocuntrect strikes again lol it's a fucking cockwomble if I knew how to turn it off I would "

Cockwomble...such a lovely phrase lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be ta lol u get ya instead fones a dick

Autocuntrect strikes again lol it's a fucking cockwomble if I knew how to turn it off I would

Cockwomble...such a lovely phrase lol "
sounds even better when I scream it at the squaddies when they are being little gits x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be ta lol u get ya instead fones a dick

Autocuntrect strikes again lol it's a fucking cockwomble if I knew how to turn it off I would

Cockwomble...such a lovely phrase lol sounds even better when I scream it at the squaddies when they are being little gits x"

Private Cockwomble on parade

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ooo dans got his private s on parade hope ur standing to attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo dans got his private s on parade hope ur standing to attention"

Only the one cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At ease private

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

god i remember that film shows im getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At ease private "

Ma'am, yes Ma'am *salutes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"god i remember that film shows im getting old "

I vaguely remember it , was it a Robin Askwith one like the Confessions of a... series ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of to bed beautiful peeps laters xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of to bed beautiful peeps laters xx "

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

john cleese michael elphick

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't blasted sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"john cleese michael elphick"

Not the one I was thinking of then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

is that legal blasting sheep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep "

Me neither

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Top of the morning to you all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the morning to you all x"

Oi oi Paddy

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't blasted sleep

Me neither "

The 2nd words off!!!!

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Dan, I'm always in with you my man

Well until tomorrow night anyway, my last night on shift til Dec, yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here "

Good evening Ms. Tempting

You fully recovered yet or still resting up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Me neither

The 2nd words off!!!!"

What I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, I'm always in with you my man

Well until tomorrow night anyway, my last night on shift til Dec, yay! "

Good evening Mr. A-man

You jammy git do you do mixed days and nights then?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here

Good evening Ms. Tempting

You fully recovered yet or still resting up?"

Pretty much there thanks Dan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here

Good evening Ms. Tempting

You fully recovered yet or still resting up?

Pretty much there thanks Dan."

Ah good good Just been bitten by the restless bug then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep "

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me "

Miss Fruitloop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here "
me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

Miss Fruitloop "

Well I had to try...

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Dan, I'm always in with you my man

Well until tomorrow night anyway, my last night on shift til Dec, yay!

Good evening Mr. A-man

You jammy git do you do mixed days and nights then? "

Hehe, yip, finish 8am Thurs, back 8am Sat u til the end of the month, then we have a layoff period, or as I like to call it, extended holidays! Back early to mid Nov. It's a sweet deal but only for a guy like me, no wife,bills or bank manager to keep on top of!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x "

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

Miss Fruitloop

Well I had to try... "

God loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, I'm always in with you my man

Well until tomorrow night anyway, my last night on shift til Dec, yay!

Good evening Mr. A-man

You jammy git do you do mixed days and nights then?

Hehe, yip, finish 8am Thurs, back 8am Sat u til the end of the month, then we have a layoff period, or as I like to call it, extended holidays! Back early to mid Nov. It's a sweet deal but only for a guy like me, no wife,bills or bank manager to keep on top of!!!"

Bloody hell that's a good deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off "
hi you work nights all the time ?

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Dan, I'm always in with you my man

Well until tomorrow night anyway, my last night on shift til Dec, yay!

Good evening Mr. A-man

You jammy git do you do mixed days and nights then?

Hehe, yip, finish 8am Thurs, back 8am Sat u til the end of the month, then we have a layoff period, or as I like to call it, extended holidays! Back early to mid Nov. It's a sweet deal but only for a guy like me, no wife,bills or bank manager to keep on top of!!!

Bloody hell that's a good deal "

It really is, never over worked and a load of other perks too, best job I ever had and I've worked in a fuck load of jobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ? "

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan, I'm always in with you my man

Well until tomorrow night anyway, my last night on shift til Dec, yay!

Good evening Mr. A-man

You jammy git do you do mixed days and nights then?

Hehe, yip, finish 8am Thurs, back 8am Sat u til the end of the month, then we have a layoff period, or as I like to call it, extended holidays! Back early to mid Nov. It's a sweet deal but only for a guy like me, no wife,bills or bank manager to keep on top of!!!

Bloody hell that's a good deal

It really is, never over worked and a load of other perks too, best job I ever had and I've worked in a fuck load of jobs"

Its nice when you actually get a decent job with perks. Taken me years to get to where I'm happy with this one.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late. "

What is it you do? I test servers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers"

Night shift manager of a large residential care home

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I'm good Dan just chilling out at home after the shift and checking out the lovely ladies here !

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home "

A meaningful and fulfilling job, I salute you sir, but I guess I bring happiness to millions, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home "
oh right I've only ever done nights once for two nights on trot think I would be able to cope with it better at the minute as I don't sleep anyway

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im night off tomorrow tg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm good Dan just chilling out at home after the shift and checking out the lovely ladies here !"

Rude not too isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home

A meaningful and fulfilling job, I salute you sir, but I guess I bring happiness to millions, lol"

Oh most definitely, sterling work you do fella...I personally salute you

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home oh right I've only ever done nights once for two nights on trot think I would be able to cope with it better at the minute as I don't sleep anyway "

You adjust pretty fast T, I can almost swap from days tonight at will

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i cant sleep right away ether normaly lunch time when i drop off and i have to have background noise aswell now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home oh right I've only ever done nights once for two nights on trot think I would be able to cope with it better at the minute as I don't sleep anyway "

I'm a night owl anyway so I find it easier than days. Even on my 2 days off im normally up till.

3am ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im night off tomorrow tg"

Me too...High 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home oh right I've only ever done nights once for two nights on trot think I would be able to cope with it better at the minute as I don't sleep anyway

You adjust pretty fast T, I can almost swap from days tonight at will "

I used to but just stayed up late on my day shifts as I only did 4 on trot then 4 days off so sleep pattern sort of stayed on night mode.

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home

A meaningful and fulfilling job, I salute you sir, but I guess I bring happiness to millions, lol

Oh most definitely, sterling work you do fella...I personally salute you "

Hehe, I often salute myself personally cause of it too!

Where anyone ask what do I do umi say, I make the internet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i cant sleep right away ether normaly lunch time when i drop off and i have to have background noise aswell now "

I used to drop off by 7.15 but last few weeks I've been struggling too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home

A meaningful and fulfilling job, I salute you sir, but I guess I bring happiness to millions, lol

Oh most definitely, sterling work you do fella...I personally salute you

Hehe, I often salute myself personally cause of it too!

Where anyone ask what do I do umi say, I make the internet!"

I have a lot to thank you for lol

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home oh right I've only ever done nights once for two nights on trot think I would be able to cope with it better at the minute as I don't sleep anyway

You adjust pretty fast T, I can almost swap from days tonight at will

I used to but just stayed up late on my day shifts as I only did 4 on trot then 4 days off so sleep pattern sort of stayed on night mode."

4 on 4off is a killer, at least they bunch our nights together

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me "

There's always 1 got to lower the tone..... beside that it's no fun alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hiya Dan.

Not sleeping again here me neither in three nights I've only had 6 hours sleep just keep waking up I know I'm tired but x

Good evening Mr. Trade.

Sometimes you can become overtired, I have this regularly now when I finish at 7am it's taking me till 9 sometimes 10 to nod off hi you work nights all the time ?

I do now Used to do 4 days then 4 off then 4 nights etc etc but they changed it to either days or nights. Days were shit and wouldn't give much of a life so I chose nights so I get my afternoons free and start late.

What is it you do? I test servers

Night shift manager of a large residential care home oh right I've only ever done nights once for two nights on trot think I would be able to cope with it better at the minute as I don't sleep anyway

You adjust pretty fast T, I can almost swap from days tonight at will

I used to but just stayed up late on my day shifts as I only did 4 on trot then 4 days off so sleep pattern sort of stayed on night mode.

4 on 4off is a killer, at least they bunch our nights together "

We did 4 early days 4 off, 4 long nights 4 off, then 4 late days 4 off then 4 long nights.

Late days was worse as you'd just lie in go to work then finish and go to bed, always felt like you were at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

There's always 1 got to lower the tone..... beside that it's no fun alone "

I know, what's she like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

There's always 1 got to lower the tone..... beside that it's no fun alone "

Wouldn't be a wank if I wasn't alone!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

There's always 1 got to lower the tone..... beside that it's no fun alone

Wouldn't be a wank if I wasn't alone! "

Depends where you aim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't blasted sleep

Would say have a wank but not worked for me

There's always 1 got to lower the tone..... beside that it's no fun alone

Wouldn't be a wank if I wasn't alone! "

Good point lol

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

Haha, where I'm from only guys wank, girls finger themselves

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

OK hands up should I bother trying to sleep again or just admit defeat and do the zombie at work again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK hands up should I bother trying to sleep again or just admit defeat and do the zombie at work again tomorrow "

ZOMBIE

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"OK hands up should I bother trying to sleep again or just admit defeat and do the zombie at work again tomorrow "

Always worth trying but after 30 mins give up

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Right, I'm off to attempt sleep.

Again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, where I'm from only guys wank, girls finger themselves"

The art of Fingering is dying out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, where I'm from only guys wank, girls finger themselves"

But I don't finger myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, I'm off to attempt sleep.

Again. "

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Haha, where I'm from only guys wank, girls finger themselves

The art of Fingering is dying out "

Its all about the bean flicking these days, youngins eh!

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark


"Right, I'm off to attempt sleep.

Again. "

Sleep tight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, where I'm from only guys wank, girls finger themselves

The art of Fingering is dying out

Its all about the bean flicking these days, youngins eh!"

Isn't it just lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So 1 for 1 against. Big help you lot are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 02:12:23]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Whenever I've done nights, usually 6-6 or 7-7, I've always treated them like days. If ya go to bed early and get up early, yer always looking at yer watch waiting to go back again

Sooner stop up and have a couple of beers, take the dog for a walk when I had one and watch anything I'd recorded the night before

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, where I'm from only guys wank, girls finger themselves

The art of Fingering is dying out

Its all about the bean flicking these days, youngins eh!

Isn't it just lol "

Most women cum easier through clitoral stimulation than penetration!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So 1 for 1 against. Big help you lot are "

Just stay up you tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/15 02:12:23]"

Doesn't using a loofah chafe though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever I've done nights, usually 6-6 or 7-7, I've always treated them like days. If ya go to bed early and get up early, yer always looking at yer watch waiting to go back again

Sooner stop up and have a couple of beers, take the dog for a walk when I had one and watch anything I'd recorded the night before "

That's probably the best bet, go to bed when you actually feel tired. ..might try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

"

Good evening Kopinov

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

Good evening Kopinov

How's things with you this fine eve? "

Trying my damnedest to sleep but a certain lady keeps jumping into my thoughts - and in the filthiest ways too. It's most distracting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awake.. Should be asleep..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

Good evening Kopinov

How's things with you this fine eve?

Trying my damnedest to sleep but a certain lady keeps jumping into my thoughts - and in the filthiest ways too. It's most distracting."

Tie her up then can't jump about?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

On the other hand, I can confirm the proverbial difference between light and hard really is what they say.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

Good evening Kopinov

How's things with you this fine eve?

Trying my damnedest to sleep but a certain lady keeps jumping into my thoughts - and in the filthiest ways too. It's most distracting.

Tie her up then can't jump about? "

By an amazing coincidence...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

Good evening Kopinov

How's things with you this fine eve?

Trying my damnedest to sleep but a certain lady keeps jumping into my thoughts - and in the filthiest ways too. It's most distracting."

Ah perv based sleep deprivation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awake.. Should be asleep.."

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

You restless too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the other hand, I can confirm the proverbial difference between light and hard really is what they say. "

I concur with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep a finger...

.. I mean a wank

.. no - I mean wink... Dammit!

Good evening Kopinov

How's things with you this fine eve?

Trying my damnedest to sleep but a certain lady keeps jumping into my thoughts - and in the filthiest ways too. It's most distracting.

Tie her up then can't jump about?

By an amazing coincidence... "

Can't be me, I'm a large blonde not a petite brunette.

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