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How do you women measure up a cock to a size?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can most of you guesstimate the size of a cock after having had so many or do some measure it? What's your strategy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote!!!!

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago


"Sky remote!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel the need to measure them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well I can usually tell how big it is from the pic of it erect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out "

If nothing sticks out, its too small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

If nothing sticks out, its too small. "

What I mean by that is,

If you know how big your closed hand measures you could roughly guess the rest

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Read their profile and deduct 20%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= are you sure you're a man?

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= is that even possible!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= are you sure you're a man?

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= is that even possible!!!!!"

Foul knows where I would come on that!! I need to get me one of those for breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foul?!? Fcuk!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

If nothing sticks out, its too small.

What I mean by that is,

If you know how big your closed hand measures you could roughly guess the rest "

I have big hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

If nothing sticks out, its too small.

What I mean by that is,

If you know how big your closed hand measures you could roughly guess the rest

I have big hands."

Ditto anyone with small hands want to help me with some profile pics lol!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

If nothing sticks out, its too small.

What I mean by that is,

If you know how big your closed hand measures you could roughly guess the rest

I have big hands.

Ditto anyone with small hands want to help me with some profile pics lol! "

Yours looks just fine.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

If nothing sticks out, its too small.

What I mean by that is,

If you know how big your closed hand measures you could roughly guess the rest

I have big hands."

So do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably when they grip it with their hand and how much of the cock sticks out

If nothing sticks out, its too small.

What I mean by that is,

If you know how big your closed hand measures you could roughly guess the rest

I have big hands.

Ditto anyone with small hands want to help me with some profile pics lol!

Yours looks just fine. "

I hope that's the from the ICMFBS chart

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can most of you guesstimate the size of a cock after having had so many or do some measure it? What's your strategy?"

Pics can be very deceiving, but when I meet I know exactly what I am seeing and feeling.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Can most of you guesstimate the size of a cock after having had so many or do some measure it? What's your strategy?"

Shag - who says we or I have had many

I have a glory hole like fitting on the front door, connected to a laser. They get measured and allowed in or else obliterated. I don't take this equipment to Penge.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"Well I can usually tell how big it is from the pic of it erect. "

Have a guess then. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^^^ about 6 inches, your holding your balls not your cock so about average I would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go by feel every time -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I can usually tell how big it is from the pic of it erect. "

What's mine? :p

I've never measured lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol it's totally a guy thing wondering if our cocks are bigger than the rest

Mine seems to do the job so who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to length do you measure the upper side to the pelvic bone or the under side to the ball sack?

I have a cock that bends upwards, so my upper side measurement is 7" but my under side measurement is 8".

Which one is true to industry standard procedure? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When it comes to length do you measure the upper side to the pelvic bone or the under side to the ball sack?

I have a cock that bends upwards, so my upper side measurement is 7" but my under side measurement is 8".

Which one is true to industry standard procedure? Lol"

A full inch difference?!? Exactly how much bend are we talking about here?

-Courtney

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"When it comes to length do you measure the upper side to the pelvic bone or the under side to the ball sack?

I have a cock that bends upwards, so my upper side measurement is 7" but my under side measurement is 8".

Which one is true to industry standard procedure? Lol"

It's always the upper side of a cock that's measured, from the point where it leaves your pelvic bone or, if abdomen protrudes - it's only fair to measure the usable length, protruding outside of any flesh.

My second job is certifying cocks as VWE, so if guys need an official stamp authorising your use of this style, please book early for 2016's big guy directory listing.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Johnsoda0204's theory of relativity as used by Sydney university ..

The size of the cock is relative to the hands holding it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can quite honestly say I've never thought about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would I need to measure a cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my cock ups are mahoosive

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I go by feel every time - "

In that case, you can measure me anytime.

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