FabSwingers.com forum: Calm down sir!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Getting a bit wound up, anyone want to have a nice friendly thread, say anything nice.

Hope you are all well, even those I disagree with on other threads.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am on top form.... had a lovely day

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

All about sharing the love so mwwaahh to all the fantastic fabbers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free hugs from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is more like it, a nice break.

Kit Kat anyone? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a nice shepherds pie tonight

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In a baking mood who wants what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made a nice shepherds pie tonight

Veggie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a good day with some down sides but the people I work with are so brilliantly resilient.

Off for a walk with Pooch in a bit so life doesn't get much better than that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a baking mood who wants what? "

Croissants please, I'll bring my homemade Jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to visit my friend and her new baby; I'm really not into babies but he was lush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x"

Glad to hear that, you need us. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to visit my friend and her new baby; I'm really not into babies but he was lush. "

They cast a little spell on us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want my last Rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x"

You again?

Did I miss something?!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want my last Rolo

Depends what you want in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

Glad to hear that, you need us. X

I've come to the very same conclusion

I was trying to keep my head out of fab in order to get it back into 'real life' but I don't think that's really my thing....

*scowls at real life suspiciously through narrowed eyes*.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

Glad to hear that, you need us. X

I've come to the very same conclusion

I was trying to keep my head out of fab in order to get it back into 'real life' but I don't think that's really my thing....

*scowls at real life suspiciously through narrowed eyes*....."

FAB is real life, I don't know what that other place is. XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want my last Rolo

Depends what you want in return.

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Nothing. I'm that kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want my last Rolo

Depends what you want in return.

Nothing. I'm that kinda guy

Just checking, you never know on here.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x"

That was a short break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Getting a bit wound up, anyone want to have a nice friendly thread, say anything nice.

Hope you are all well, even those I disagree with on other threads.

Ah ha! I disagreed with a guy in a thread but told everyone I liked him. Just because people don't share the same _iews need not have an impact

on other things.

My happy thing to say is I'm chatting to a lady who is ticking lots of my boxes and giving me a huge hardon into the bargain. Happy Days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want my last Rolo

Depends what you want in return.

Nothing. I'm that kinda guy

Just checking, you never know on here.

I'll just take everything you've got.......as usual.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's Tuesday and I've got a random German beer in my hand, complaints are not in my thought process

Hope everyone is staying positive, those that actually can be anyway, and if you can't, fab isn't the answer I imagine

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Be grateful for what you have in life,not what you don't have...

I want love,where's the crying facey thing

I do have love in my life,just not the love of a good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened a tin with a pair of scissors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone want my last Rolo

Depends what you want in return.

Nothing. I'm that kinda guy

Just checking, you never know on here.

I'll just take everything you've got.......as usual.xx

Not my Magnums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I opened a tin with a pair of scissors."

I do it with my teeth, I'm wellard me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have returned off holiday and done washing .having a gin and slimline now .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

It can get cold and lonely in Winterfell, cuddle up to a Direwolf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a baking mood who wants what? "

Red velvet with cream cheese frosting please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

What does arris mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I opened a tin with a pair of scissors.

I do it with my teeth, I'm wellard me.

I tried the teeth first but felt like they might come out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

It can get cold and lonely in Winterfell, cuddle up to a Direwolf.

Lupus snuggles are out until Thursday when parental duties are suspended for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

What does arris mean?

Slang for Arse, ex Peckhamite here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

Real life is overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

It can get cold and lonely in Winterfell, cuddle up to a Direwolf.

Lupus snuggles are out until Thursday when parental duties are suspended for a few days."

Do you have a Direwolf substitute, or Dog in other words? x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

I lasted 2 weeks a while back,I only came on to verify someone I met from PoF. I'm very weak willed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

Real life is overrated

How do we know that FAB isn't real life and that other stuff is a computer generation, like in the Matrix, evidence please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

Real life is overrated

How do we know that FAB isn't real life and that other stuff is a computer generation, like in the Matrix, evidence please.

So long as I don't get permanently trapped in either, I don't really care!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

What does arris mean?

Slang for Arse, ex Peckhamite here.

Oh so you have a hairy bear arse!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

It can get cold and lonely in Winterfell, cuddle up to a Direwolf.

Lupus snuggles are out until Thursday when parental duties are suspended for a few days.

Do you have a Direwolf substitute, or Dog in other words? x"

I have a cat that I think I may be allergic to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

What does arris mean?

Slang for Arse, ex Peckhamite here.

Oh so you have a hairy bear arse!??

No, I spelt it wrong, should have been Bare arris, my arris is rather smooth don't you know.

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

We are looking forward to the weekend a group of us from La Chambre are going to butlins for an adults only weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh I'll have a finger (of kit Kat you dirty minded perverts!)

Hi Nordy, I just can't keep away.x

That was a short break

Totally and utterly weak-willed....

It can get cold and lonely in Winterfell, cuddle up to a Direwolf.

Lupus snuggles are out until Thursday when parental duties are suspended for a few days.

Do you have a Direwolf substitute, or Dog in other words? x

I have a cat that I think I may be allergic to..."

Oh dear, Cats don't respond well to cuddles in my experience, believe me I've tried.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are looking forward to the weekend a group of us from La Chambre are going to butlins for an adults only weekend

That sounds mad, have a good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

What does arris mean?

Arse.

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"We are looking forward to the weekend a group of us from La Chambre are going to butlins for an adults only weekend

That sounds mad, have a good one.

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thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

We have a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a really great day today and I am still feeling energized from it. I hope you lovely people are fab and happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

By Bear Grylls?

No by the Mauritius guests I have!

There 65 and couldn't work out how to open a tin of my tuna!!

I love that there diet and lifestyle is such a way that they never needed to use a tin opener before in there life.... think that's awesome.

And iv been called bear Grylls many of time!

I use to be known for running naked in quiet wild places, my nick name was Bear 'arris, swear that's true.

What does arris mean?

Slang for Arse, ex Peckhamite here.

Oh so you have a hairy bear arse!??

No, I spelt it wrong, should have been Bare arris, my arris is rather smooth don't you know.

Oh that makes sense! And no I didn't know

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Cheared up a lady on another thread tonight who was feeling down. Got a lovely thank you message from her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

We have a winner!!

What have I won!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugs mr nordy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made a nice shepherds pie tonight

Veggie?

Ooh no. With real minced something or other

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"In a baking mood who wants what? "

Cake please!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big hugs mr nordy xx"

Big hugs back at you. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made a nice shepherds pie tonight

Veggie?

Ooh no. With real minced something or other

Just mash tatty for e then please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made a nice shepherds pie tonight

Veggie?

Ooh no. With real minced something or other

Just mash tatty for e then please.

Me, this keyboard is a bit knackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked how to use a tin opener yesterday!!

We have a winner!!

What have I won!

A can of fruit cocktail and a can of evaporated milk.

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