FabSwingers.com forum: Silly things that annoy you...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me

current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW

Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!

Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

nothing today so CHILL out ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul doesnt scrape his leftovers into the bin after eating, drives me insane !

silly stupid I know but gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me

current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW

Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!

Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? "
people who don't smile and who are inconsistent in their mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking to my penis instead of looking into my googly eyes. Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paul doesnt scrape his leftovers into the bin after eating, drives me insane !

silly stupid I know but gets me

This made me giggle! I used to say does this sink look like it's got teeth??

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

People who walk down an aisle in a supermarket, then put their trolley at right angles to the aisle as they reach across for something from opposite side, thus blocking whole aisle.

Trolleys go sideways people, use this facility!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paul doesnt scrape his leftovers into the bin after eating, drives me insane !

silly stupid I know but gets me

This made me giggle! I used to say does this sink look like it's got teeth??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney"

This is one of mine too!! Especially on the stairs in the train station ... Glasgow needs to take a leaf out of londons book and make them all keept left! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that chew / crunch / swish things around in their mouth like they've got too much saliva loudly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who switch on there fog lights when it rains. The clues in the name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pacific/specific.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"[Removed by poster at 22/09/15 13:11:45]"

Ahhh!

I feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own clumsiness and terrible short term memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced.

I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk slow and dither in front of you especially when in asdas or tescos oh and standing in a queue of any kind oh and screaming kids and.......youve got me started now!!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Andoid app updates amost daily. Yes Flipboard you stupid fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced.

I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though."

What happened too it? Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle lane drivers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water

Why? Just why would they!

Swap you for a creeping jesus flatmate that hides in her room and you only usually know shes in if the house smells like brocolli and fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced.

I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though.

What happened too it? Sorry"

Haha, ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

losing phones.......consistently

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Could of

Should of

Have. Have! HAVE!

Could have!

Should have!

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

"losing phones.......consistently "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"losing phones.......consistently

see update!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced.

I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though.

What happened too it? Sorry

Haha, ffs.

You should of expected that ha ha

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By *an and jackMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fucking do gooders who fuck up our country

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

"losing phones.......consistently

see update!

Ha ha no again you fudd

How many phones this year X

I swear it's just The one person hanging around you when your d*unk and taking them off you X

No me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me

current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW

Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!

Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? "

When you send someone a nice polite message and they just delete with out even a " no thanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People asking about my shoulder (i injured it) not coz they give a shit but coz they wanna know when they can be serviced.

I'm just ignoring them, they're really pissing me off though.

What happened too it? Sorry

Haha, ffs.

You should of expected that ha ha

Nope i didn't, was a funny surprise though and cheered me up, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman in the canteen who puts beans on top of my egg gets on my tits!! Ok ok i'll shut up about it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"losing phones.......consistently "

Fs paddy you could just block my number you dont need to throw away your phone and then pretend you lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"losing phones.......consistently

see update!

Ha ha no again you fudd

How many phones this year X

I swear it's just The one person hanging around you when your d*unk and taking them off you X

No me

I dont think it this many this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"losing phones.......consistently

Fs paddy you could just block my number you dont need to throw away your phone and then pretend you lost it

lolol...as if!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who switch on there fog lights when it rains. The clues in the name!

And when its not raining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacific/specific."

Could you be more pacific please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it "How come.." or "How comes.."??

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney"

^This^ but on the pavement

Oh and attention seekers, all day, every day!

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By *errible_TwoCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

At the moment it's my car ever time we fix something on it something else goes, wouldn't mind but it's a pain in the arse to work on and that's if we can get the parts

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

On a game on my phone the last two days on and off

Can not connect to server please try later

It's like the bleeding server is on the moon and only contactable by smoke signals or it is made out of papier mache

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Work.

I wish they'd fuck off and just keep sending the cheques.

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar, winks before chatting, one line intros, shit conversation, paying tax, rain in the summertime, ironing, kids arguing, cleaning, bills in the post, aches and pains, pot noodles, going to work, ignorant people, bad drivers, petrol prices, the cost of razor blades, falling out with hubby, hubby in general, running out of milk late at night, not having wine in, attention seeking forum threads, iPhone updates, Titanic the movie, towie, .......somebody stop me lolxx

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By *ony HardcockMan
over a year ago

Shepperton

"Work.

I wish they'd fuck off and just keep sending the cheques.

ffs"

Lol I agree nothing much is pissing me off today

yet!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Work.

I wish they'd fuck off and just keep sending the cheques.

ffs

Lol I agree nothing much is pissing me off today

yet!!"

It's not even as if I do an awful lot but I resent what they squeeze out of me.

Really!

It's a good thing I got laid earlier...

*wanders off muttering to himself*

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By *rc83Man
over a year ago

warrington

"At the moment it's my car ever time we fix something on it something else goes, wouldn't mind but it's a pain in the arse to work on and that's if we can get the parts "

This is what driving me round the bend now.

Just put recon turbo on it aswell as 4 injectors and now it's developed a oil leak on the crank and water leak. Absolute pain to get at. While

Front end to be removed to just get to the radiator hoses.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jeremy Clarkson is a silly thing that annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think that anywhere west of London counts as south west england. I live in Devon.when it says you're in the south west on your profile you shouldn't be 200 miles away! Grr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a good thing I got laid earlier...

*wanders off muttering to himself*"

I think if i could say this id maybe be a little less grumpy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'pelmet'

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Confirmation Bias

This is the reason that people who read the Daily Mail only believe rubbish printed in the Daily Mail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown nosing. The whole vomit inducing chat from one party to another, fawning all over the place in a sickly, sweet manner. Get a fucking room and stop making us read this shit. I'm all for flirty banter but fucks sake leave out the lamppost pissing and bullshit flattery and get on with it!

...and breathe...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...and breathe...

I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...and breathe...

I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing.

Another tough day in the orifice, dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and breathe...

I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing.

Great minds

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...and breathe...

I actually said that out loud once I'd finished typing.

Another tough day in the orifice, dear?"

I'm wading through Latin. I need to smoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confirmation Bias

This is the reason that people who read the Daily Mail only believe rubbish printed in the Daily Mail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias"

You see what you want to see and you find convenient facts to fit your point of _iew; or:

"The discovery of instances which confirm a theory means very little if we have not tried, and failed, to discover refutations. For if we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmation, and we shall look away from, and not see, whatever might be dangerous to our pet theories. In this way it is only too easy to obtain what appears to be overwhelming evidence in favour of a theory which, if approached critically, would have been refuted."

Karl Popper, The Poverty of Historicism

(I nearly posted this in the thread about tory policy causing suicide...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water

Why? Just why would they!

Swap you for a creeping jesus flatmate that hides in her room and you only usually know shes in if the house smells like brocolli and fish

OR they can live together & you can move in with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sooooo tired right now, everything is fucking annoying!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

very little makes me grumpy these days, people with prams texting or looking at their phones as they push their littles ones in front of them... but I can avoid them.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You see what you want to see and you find convenient facts to fit your point of _iew; or:

Karl Popper, The Poverty of Historicism

(I nearly posted this in the thread about tory policy causing suicide...) "

Or, tbf, the reason why people who read The Guardian think that people who read the Daily Mail should burn...

Step outside of your cosy mind-fortress and engage with the facts of the matter.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think if I was walking continents looking for safety and a home over my head, I might have some grumpiness........ the trials and tribulations of Fab pale into total insignificance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Itchy fucking scrotum

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Ham faced prime ministers who fuck pigs in the mouth and dodge paying their fair share of taxes, and who then lecture the rest of us about morality, family values, and the need to cut services because the country can't afford them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

This is one of mine too!! Especially on the stairs in the train station ... Glasgow needs to take a leaf out of londons book and make them all keept left! Haha"

Don't you stand on the right on a tube escalator? Or is it the left? I can't remember.

I believe that in some countries there is a convention to walk on a pavement on a certain side. It would certainly help here if we adopted a similar convention. Petition anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha....And i thought I was a grumpy mare today, that's made me laugh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see what you want to see and you find convenient facts to fit your point of _iew; or:

Karl Popper, The Poverty of Historicism

(I nearly posted this in the thread about tory policy causing suicide...)

Or, tbf, the reason why people who read The Guardian think that people who read the Daily Mail should burn...

Step outside of your cosy mind-fortress and engage with the facts of the matter."

I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame

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By *lackMetalMan
over a year ago

Centre

People who talk loudly on the train at rush hour about what they want to have for dinner. Really? who gives a shit whether it's going to be pasta or koala meat!

People walking around like zombies while looking at their phones. Sometimes you wish a lake would open up right in front of them or something!

Fab messages that say "Hi", "you look hot" and "Hi babes". Oh, really!!? So people really have nothing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The statuses that says "You know who you are" lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My own clumsiness and terrible short term memory"
I agreed with you luckily you don't remember what I'm agreeing with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I love telling you how wonderful you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame

I've gone cold turkey on the Sidebar of Shame, I was too ashamed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame

I've gone cold turkey on the Sidebar of Shame, I was too ashamed. "
nothing wrong with being ashamed David's going to a hog roast on Sunday x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I was recently introduced to the Daily Mail website's Sidebar of Shame

That is particularly vile, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bugbear is loud noisy eaters. Really gets on my tits that one does!! It's like a red rag to a bull...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"My bugbear is loud noisy eaters. Really gets on my tits that one does!! It's like a red rag to a bull...

Oh yeah - the one's who eat with their mouth open, lips smacking away, chewed nosh on full display.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

But I love telling you how wonderful you are

Smart arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have reunions in the aisles at supermarkets!

People who put dirty crockery/linen in "The Zone" instead of in the fucking sink/dishwasher/laundry basket!

My mother, who tells me the same stuff in every conversation we have and can never remember any of the conversation I tell her!

Adverts on the TV!

Painting and decorating. Winds me up, to the point of murderous tendencies!

Phoning a company and you go straight to Mumbi, when you actually ring Yorkshire Water!

Phew! Glad Ive got that off my chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacific/specific.

Haha!!!!! Yep this is me, I'm one of them!! I can't say it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap!

The piece of tissue that has been at the top of my exes stairs for the past two weeks that he hasn't bothered to pick up, yeah I could but it's your fucking house!! Don't get me started on the bins, it's been three weeks!! And the vacuuming!!!! And the general shit!!!! I refuse to do it (my kids live with their dad btw); the whole house gets my goat!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use lol when things aren't remotely entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who use lol when things aren't remotely entertaining."

and I'll raise you people who make some incredibly incendiary, patronising or downright offensive comments but it's ok because they put

on the end.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I see people on facebook using Tim Vine jokes and acting like they have just thought of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking six fingered mouth breathing fucking locals that just fucking stare gormlessly at you when you have to slam the brakes on when they just amble out in front of you without looking...its a fucking road. Its a car. Its not unexpected....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap!

I do 50/50 care with my ex of our kids. I actually did tidy his whole house (except his bedroom) because the mess was pissing me off. Took me a whole weekend to do though, he is keeping on top of it himself since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who call bullying just a bit of banter.

It's been used on nasty forum posts before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a beeping microwave

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me

current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW

Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!

Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going?

When you send someone a nice polite message and they just delete with out even a " no thanks " "

I have to agreed with you there. So fustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who message me asking 'Do you have a foot fetish?'

No. No I don't. Your profile has lots of cock pics. Do you have a cock fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is annoying me today, I'm really happy and want to stay that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap!

I started too do it all the time but then the ex came home and just did fuck all so gave up in the end I thought why should I keep two houses clean?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact my kids argue over the most trivial crap!

I started too do it all the time but then the ex came home and just did fuck all so gave up in the end I thought why should I keep two houses clean?!!"

I only did it the once. Told him i wasn't happy with the state of his house and my kids being there. My ex even decorated it after i'd done, i got lucky, not all guys take hints i guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My flatmate does half the dishes then leaves the other half in a basin of cold, dirty water

Why? Just why would they!

Swap you for a creeping jesus flatmate that hides in her room and you only usually know shes in if the house smells like brocolli and fish

OR they can live together & you can move in with me?

well we might need to live in my flat ... I have a second flatmate who is actually quite nice and id feel terrible if I left her with both the nightmares haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think if I was walking continents looking for safety and a home over my head, I might have some grumpiness........ the trials and tribulations of Fab pale into total insignificance."

people who insinuate I shouldnt be allowed to have a grumpy day because there are people in the world worse off than me ... unfortunately bad moods dont work that way ... its all relative!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who use lol when things aren't remotely entertaining."

oh! I just read further down and saw this ... might have to rethink that flat share ... I am pretty sure I do this ALL THE TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that walk like a crab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People that walk like a crab"

haha I am now imagining when little girls used to go backwards into a crab at gymnastics and walk about like that .... if adults did this on the street I think it would cheer me up tbh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so sexy when you're angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The insect who must be camped up somewhere what is biting me in me sleep! Shouldn't they all be dead now?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Ben not making the bed properly: ffs how hard is it to straighten bottom sheet, shuck over duvet and place pillows.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I think if I was walking continents looking for safety and a home over my head, I might have some grumpiness........ the trials and tribulations of Fab pale into total insignificance.

people who insinuate I shouldnt be allowed to have a grumpy day because there are people in the world worse off than me ... unfortunately bad moods dont work that way ... its all relative!

"
yeah..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film in pursuit of happyness, I refuse to watch the film as the title is spelt wrong, just seeing it makes me grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you open a yoghurt and it sprays out everywhere winds me up

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I built a wardrobe for Cath out of pallets as instructed.it was a ball ache but after a few weekends it was done however she still uses the floor to hang up all her clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney"

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Old people wandering around supermarkets aimlessly and blocking up aisles on Saturdays or Sundays .. Surely they have all the weekdays to prat around to their heart's content without inconveniencing us hard working wage slaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People blowing their nose.... As someone who can't do it without feeling sick, they sound of someone else doing it is equally as nauseating

Yes, I'm aware this makes me weird

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

People just taking stuff off google and not giving it a proper attribution, but just accepting the plaudits for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People sharing Britain's first posts on Facebook without realising the pics have been altered.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bloatware clogging up my phone ..swelling apps With updates .. And these bloody apps can't be moved to the SD card

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cock pic avatars - sooooo common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told to smile. FUCK OFF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorant bigots spewing hate towards asylum seekers.....all that hate would be better directed at the government!.....but naw

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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago

redditch

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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago

redditch

Being ignored !

Oh and having to wait in for deliveries that I didn't know we were getting until one of the kids inform me they've ordered something Grrrr

Mrs M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told to smile. FUCK OFF."
if you have to be told not good

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Anyone over the age of 12 using 'lol'.

People who hold up public transport by rummaging around in their massive bag for their pass/wallet/purse, holding everyone else up.

Cheaters.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

People who get in my way, in a shop, on the pavement, on a cycle path, if you don't know where you are going step out of the way and let me past.

Passengers who can't understand that a hand bag, laptop case or any other type of bag counts as a bag, th n I have to wait while they argue and Fuck about combining them into one bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use the non existent word " yous"

Also people smoking when they are walking young kids to school or are taking them in the car with windows up too!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Work!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Being told to smile. FUCK OFF."

Haha love it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

People who manage to get coffee in the sugar caddy or burnt toast crumbs in the butter.

People who let their kids run riot in a doctor's/hospital waiting area, usually while they are pissing about on their mobile.

Litter louts and people who spit chewing gum on the pavement when there's a bin only a few yards away

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"People who use the non existent word " yous"

Also people smoking when they are walking young kids to school or are taking them in the car with windows up too!!!"
ah used to have fun with that when friends would nock on for my daughter and ask her "are yous coming out " would shout through there's nobody called hughes here , the look of bafflement on there face was wonderfull .

Things that anoy? folk leaving utensils on a plate on the sink then stacking other plated on top grrr drivers in cats who can use a slip road properly either too fast into slow traffic or to slow into fast traffic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It winds me up more than it probably should....but people that can't pronounce the letter "h". There is no "h" in aitch!!

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

People shouting into their mobile phones on the bus.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

This is one of mine too!! Especially on the stairs in the train station ... Glasgow needs to take a leaf out of londons book and make them all keept left! Haha"

Except in London you keep right on the escalators

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Ignorant bigots spewing hate towards asylum seekers.....all that hate would be better directed at the government!.....but naw

People who cannot understand that asylum seekers become legal immigrants as soon as they arrive in a safe country and illegal immigrants if they try to move further without proper documentation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told to smile. FUCK OFF.if you have to be told not good

Why do I have to be smiling 24/7?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say I've done it/can do it,everyone else in the world should be able to do it so stop making excuses.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Things annoy me more some days than others but mostly I get pretty fed up with intolerance and people who tell me how I should be feeling or reacting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im in a grump today ... Finding ridiculously small things irritating me

current bugbear ... Statuses all in capital letters ... Especially along the lines of NEED TO FUCK NOW

Makes me think of some horny angry man thats basically looking for a human cum rag!

Anyway now that im done moaning ... What silly things get you going? "
the broken screen on my phone ,it makes writing messages a pain sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of

Should of

Have. Have! HAVE!

Could have!

Should have!"

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over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney"

American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could of

Should of

Have. Have! HAVE!

Could have!

Should have!

Cuda shuda wuda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....when you get the same person _iew your profile several times a day nearly everyday without saying anything.we have this one local guy who does this and it bugs us.

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over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. "
you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a flight home yesterday I was getting annoyed with the couple behind me .He was moaning and kept banging his head off my back of my seat .she had never flown before and was excited but her voice was loud and annoying . I looked back to expect a young couple but both were in 40 s .think I'd rather be next to kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

American English is the proper English,we had influences from France,Rome and other invaders that changed our language. Using s instead of z is the French influence. you tell her Courtney the first British settlers to USA landed in 1607 in Virginia

I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself

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over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself

Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce.

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over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself

Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce. "

Crisp would be an adjective ("The air outside is crisp today")

The only thing I would even guess if someone asked for tomato sauce in the US would be red pasta sauce.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

People that sit in reserved seats then moan when asked to leave

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over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself

Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce.

Crisp would be an adjective ("The air outside is crisp today")

The only thing I would even guess if someone asked for tomato sauce in the US would be red pasta sauce."

Awww no hard feelings meant Courtney x

However,can I just say that

A Fanny is not an arse, it's a vagina

A Season is either Spring Summer Autumn or Winter, not what's going to keep you glued to the television screen at 9pm for the next 10 weeks

We have cinemas with films (pictures if your local) not movies at movie theatres

We have fringes not bangs

And we live in Flats not Apartments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grumpy people and ppl that thnk they are gods gift

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over a year ago

"People that have no walking pattern.

The side of the sidewalk you walk on should correspond to the side of the street you drive on!!!

-Courtney

People who use American phrases for English things...sorry Courtney but it's a Pavement not a sidewalk grrrr lol

Well, I'm American, so I'll stick with sidewalk.

And "American" is English

-Courtney

I think we need to learn how to better share our common language. I say chips and crisps correctly. So I'm rather proud of myself

Would a crisp be a noun in America? My son went to Vegas and the man serving him couldn't understand what he meant by tomato sauce.

Crisp would be an adjective ("The air outside is crisp today")

The only thing I would even guess if someone asked for tomato sauce in the US would be red pasta sauce.

Awww no hard feelings meant Courtney x

However,can I just say that

A Fanny is not an arse, it's a vagina

A Season is either Spring Summer Autumn or Winter, not what's going to keep you glued to the television screen at 9pm for the next 10 weeks

We have cinemas with films (pictures if your local) not movies at movie theatres

We have fringes not bangs

And we live in Flats not Apartments

Haha!!

-Courtney

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Fucking six fingered mouth breathing fucking locals that just fucking stare gormlessly at you when you have to slam the brakes on when they just amble out in front of you without looking...its a fucking road. Its a car. Its not unexpected...."

are you sure you weren't experiencing Britain's Walking Dead?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Most of mine are road/driving related....

If your car isn't fitted with Daytime running lights don't drive around constantly with your fog lights on, it only makes you look like a twat.

If it is Dusk/Dawn/Gloomy/Foggy/Heavy Rain put some actual headlights on and give the rest of us a clue that you are out there, instead of just sidelights-it only makes you look like a twat.

On Dual Carriageways/Motorways - center lane / outside lane hoggers, make the most of it as once I have perfected my Acme Mobile Deathray...your day of reckoning will be here

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

are you sure you weren't experiencing Britain's Walking Dead?

"
but they have legal right of way along with horses you as a car driver dont but are only allowed on the road as a courtesy as long as you obey the rules and laws of the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When dates either expect to get in your pants first night ... Or dont even have the deceny to turn up and try to get in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When loads of guys offer to take care of your sexual needs, via messages, so you change your profile to only looking for that type of guy and your inbox almost dies.

Not that fussed, just shows loads of guys are liars.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I live on a main road, i can step out of my front door and the road is clear as a bell for crossing, by the time i reach the edge of the pavement it becomes like picadilly circus.....this happens practically everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you always have to make yourself a brew, miss having someone else make me one sometimes.

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