FabSwingers.com forum: Film Quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

The Scottish room have got a great thread going so ive nicked it for us as well

Your favorite film quotes.....

Ill start it off with the only obvious one I can think of

"frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your only ment to blow the bloody doors off

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

HE has a wife you know ..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy...american pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Hmmm maybe we should pt the names of the films in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" looks to me the best part of you ran down the crack of ya mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress " full metal jacket

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"HE has a wife you know ..!"

LIFE OF BRIAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well pollish my balls and serve me a milkshake American Pie 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

The bit in Austin Powers where he drinks a cup of shit and says "this coffee tastes like shit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time I saw Andy Dufrane I thought he looked like a tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his arse - Shawshank Redemption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! ace ventura

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

d'ya like dags?....snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight

fight club

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

"hard as a coffin nail" snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. Well you know in all this confusion I've kinda lost track myself.

So you gotta ask yourself one question, "Do I feel lucky ?"

Well do ya

Punk !

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeedooooommmm - braveheart

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Hi, I am here to clean the pool..... what, you dont have a pool, well... lets fuck!!" un-named porn film!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member .... groucho marx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heeerrreeesss Johnny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme I worry about you .... debs serens lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're born, you take shit.

You get out in the world, you take more shit.

You climb a little higher, you take less shit.

Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like.

Welcome to the layer cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/06/09 18:49:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme I worry about you .... debs serens lol xxx"

Dont worry about me, my other personalities take care of me. Well apart from one, but we are speaking to her..are we girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Pulp Fiction ..Samuel L Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not here to suck your dick, Stan.

swordfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you can squeal like a pig...deliverance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizard's sleeve

Shortbus

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I think we are gonna need a bigger boat"

Roy Schneider.... Jaws

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll be back"

Arnie.... Terminator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addams Family Values

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?

Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.

Wednesday: Especially his head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.

Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?

Raymond: Fart.

97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.

rainman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Im sweating like a c**t".....Sexy beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm not back in five minutes .. wait longer ..... ace ventura

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time I saw Andy Dufrane I thought he looked like a tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his arse - Shawshank Redemption.

From the same film:

Andy Dufraine to Red:

"Do you know what the irony of it all is?

Outside I was straight, I had to come in here to learn how to be a crook."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue"

Airplane!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the customer at the next table in the restaurant scene 'when Harry met Sally'

......"I'll have what she's having"

yes! yes! yeeeeessss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"

TaxiDriver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your mother was a hamster

and your farther smelt of elderberrys

monty python and the holly grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wanks highly in wome

also from life of brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Nicolas cage in conair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he is no the messiah hes a very naughty boy

monty python's life of brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're men we'r men it tights

we roam around the forest looking for fights

we're men we're in tights

we rob from the rich and give to the poor

thats right

robinhood men in tights

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

Shrek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lazor lips, your mother was a snow blower..........

Short Circuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lookouts report Zulu's to the South West sir, faaaarsands of 'em!

ZULU.

Also from the same film:

"Well theres stupid they are then,I've never seen the sense in running to fight a battle".

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you don't expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond,I expect you to die!"

GOLDFINGER

XXXX

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Charlie don't surf!"

"Never get out of the Boat!"

Apocalyse Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personified as an ‘orrible c*nt – namely me!...Snatch

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely

Bitch! That's my Daytime Television Lifetime Achievement Award!

Intolerable Cruelty

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By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Im Brian and so is my wife.

Life of Brian

Infamy infamy theyve all got it in for me.

Carry on Cleo.

Farrrrrrrrttttttttt farrrrrrttttttt farrrttttttttt

Blazing Saddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(after giving a woman an orgasm via her speakers) - "This is the best sex i ever had" - Howard Stern - Private Parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lookouts report Zulu's to the South West sir, faaaarsands of 'em!

ZULU.

Also from the same film:

"Well theres stupid they are then,I've never seen the sense in running to fight a battle".

XXXX

From the same film, Zulu:

Michael Caine:

Don't you.... frow bluddy spears... at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i;ll have what she's having

a customer in the resturant when sally does the fake orgasam

when harry met sally

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By *istress LoreleiWoman
over a year ago

studley

i am spartacus

i am spartacus .............................................................................................................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am spartacus

i am spartacus

i am spartacus ............................................................................................................."
iam brian no iam brian no iam brian and so is my wife ...life of brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i am spartacus

i am spartacus

i am spartacus .............................................................................................................iam brian no iam brian no iam brian and so is my wife ...life of brian

and so sez brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you again xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you again xxxxxx

yeah the bitch is back and this bitch bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A census taker once tried to test me .

I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti ! silence of the lambs .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get this one go to bed !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend .

Scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aim to misbehave. (Serenity)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And even more befitting to this site...

That's not a woman, that's a man baby.

Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been emotional.

Vinny Jones, Lock, Stock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She picks up the earth after Tara has burned to the ground, and holds it up and says "Tomorrow is another day", in Gone with the wind,

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Surely, you cant be serious?"

"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"

Airplane.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(comes out of the loo, waving his arms around, trousers shredded..." WHEEEEW, do not go in there!!!"

Ace Ventura.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"She canny take any more Cap'n!!!"

Pretty much every Star Trek film lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically" Night At The Roxbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your not first your last"

"i piss excellence in the morning"

Talladega Nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""She canny take any more Cap'n!!!"

Pretty much every Star Trek film lol!"

its...no good, she's going doooon

also Star Trek or a good night out..lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

people dont come to a slaughter house to have fun...""Road House""

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

'Not everyone knew God was a Scotsman...'

Sean Connery - A Bridge Too Far

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Run Forrest! Run

forest gump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

10 things i hate about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Bladerunner

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