FabSwingers.com forum: Last fib you told

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was it a big whopper or a little white lie?

Mine was sayin I was going to sleep so I didn't have to chat any more to a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a white lie 10 minutes ago...

"No of course I don't mind doing all your reports for you, it's easier if I do them"

Was easier than saying...

"Jesus Christ you mongtard what the fuck is wrong with you"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was a white lie 10 minutes ago...

"No of course I don't mind doing all your reports for you, it's easier if I do them"

Was easier than saying...

"Jesus Christ you mongtard what the fuck is wrong with you""

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive told my son the new Fifa game isn't out till Saturday so I can play it first and get a few days practise bore he gets his hands on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

practice before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive told my son the new Fifa game isn't out till Saturday so I can play it first and get a few days practise bore he gets his hands on it

Haha! Nice work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive told my son the new Fifa game isn't out till Saturday so I can play it first and get a few days practise bore he gets his hands on it

Ha ha that's sneaky, top work

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By *atcher80Man
over a year ago

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mine was a white lie... i told you i was no longer wanking to ur pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mine was a white lie... i told you i was no longer wanking to ur pics lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive told my son the new Fifa game isn't out till Saturday so I can play it first and get a few days practise bore he gets his hands on it

Ha ha that's sneaky, top work

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im quite proud of myself actually

, cant wait for Saturday when he will choose Barcelona as usual and I pick Burton Albion and kick his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a big whopper or a little white lie?

Mine was sayin I was going to sleep so I didn't have to chat any more to a friend

I often use this!! Sometimes I just don't want to chat and faff about texting back and forth, so just easier to say sleepy time!

I've been asleep for most of the weekend being on night shifts so not seen anyone to lie to them... So honestly can't remember what my last lie was

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Told my mummy I'm feeling better but I'm really not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Told my mummy I'm feeling better but I'm really not

Oh no

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I have never lied

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I love you

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I would never come between you and your husband

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I was leaflet dropping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never lied"

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Wont cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow nice teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love the X factor AND Big Brother!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To an elderly neighbour, Those Jaffa Cakes on your shopping list,Asda had sold out, sorry

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my mum, re my son. A little white lie, just to keep the peace as ive had enough aggro of different kinds lately, didnt need any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the turkey and Ham pot pie i was eating was fine. Why do we just yes in restaurants when asked if the food is OK??

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Lol they always watch and ask just as you put something in your mouth I find....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ok"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a big whopper or a little white lie?

Mine was sayin I was going to sleep so I didn't have to chat any more to a friend

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my god sacre bleu I think that sexy bottie deserves a good spanking ,I've never told a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never lied

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scarlet you did you told me you were ugly

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

I've just said No, I don't want a shag !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't brush your teeth they will all fall out and you won't be able to eat chocolate!

And- I'm not meeting anyone new atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That the turkey and Ham pot pie i was eating was fine. Why do we just yes in restaurants when asked if the food is OK?? "

Because it's easier. If the place is shit enough to serve crap food (which has been seen by kitchen and floor staff before it reaches you) why would they care or be able to rectify the problem.

Learn from experience and never go again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told the kids santa called me friday. They went rigid and pale i said anything you wanna tell me?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

How much I spent on clothes and make up this month and I wonder why I'm skint all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wont cum in your mouth"

Hahaha! Brilliant (that is a white lie)... Get it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

It was in the sale!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Just because you feel sick doesn't mean you'll be sick

aka I really have to go to work NOW, please get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was getting up in 10 minutes. An hour later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my Boss half an hour ago...yes i have completed the mid budget status report...(have i bollocks)

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