FabSwingers.com forum: S/He thinks they are so special!

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I should bloody hope so. If you don't think you're special who else will?

I do get annoyed with the moans that people are "up themselves", think they are "special" etc. when all they are doing is sticking to their own standards.

Say it loud, say it proud...

What's special about you?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I should bloody hope so. If you don't think you're special who else will?

I do get annoyed with the moans that people are "up themselves", think they are "special" etc. when all they are doing is sticking to their own standards.

Say it loud, say it proud...

What's special about you?"

The bus I travel on

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm speshal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes, my beard, my tic tac

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should bloody hope so. If you don't think you're special who else will?

I do get annoyed with the moans that people are "up themselves", think they are "special" etc. when all they are doing is sticking to their own standards.

Say it loud, say it proud...

What's special about you?

The bus I travel on

This made me spit out my coffee!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rectum. By giving passage to my excrement it ensures I'm not full of shit at least once a day

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I should bloody hope so. If you don't think you're special who else will?

I do get annoyed with the moans that people are "up themselves", think they are "special" etc. when all they are doing is sticking to their own standards.

Say it loud, say it proud...

What's special about you?

The bus I travel on

Has it got sparkly wheels?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm speshal!

Well, yes but you're also quite funny at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rectum. By giving passage to my excrement it ensures I'm not full of shit at least once a day

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My eyes, my beard, my tic tac

Is it green, orange or an ordinary white one?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Everything

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My smile

It's a proper smile that goes to your eyes.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My rectum. By giving passage to my excrement it ensures I'm not full of shit at least once a day

Keep it regular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My smile

It's a proper smile that goes to your eyes."

Thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes, my beard, my tic tac

Is it green, orange or an ordinary white one?"

You will have to find out

with your bouncing boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum once said I was her special little soldier but apart from that nadda,diddly squat, sod all

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My eyes, my beard, my tic tac

Is it green, orange or an ordinary white one?

You will have to find out

with your bouncing boobs

A tic tac would be lost amongst my bouncing boobs.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm speshal!

Well, yes but you're also quite funny at times.

Funny haha or funny weird?!!

Actually don't answer that!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My Mum once said I was her special little soldier but apart from that nadda,diddly squat, sod all

How many men get that many lipstick kisses on their head? I think there's probably a lot that that is special about you. Dig deep and find the thing you find special.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm speshal!

Well, yes but you're also quite funny at times.

Funny haha or funny weird?!!

Actually don't answer that!

Peculiarly ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love of cold baked bean sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Mum once said I was her special little soldier but apart from that nadda,diddly squat, sod all

How many men get that many lipstick kisses on their head? I think there's probably a lot that that is special about you. Dig deep and find the thing you find special.

Bless you you're so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes, my beard, my tic tac

Is it green, orange or an ordinary white one?

You will have to find out

with your bouncing boobs

A tic tac would be lost amongst my bouncing boobs.

thats why I am looking for bouncing boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm i think my special ability is the power to hold a conversation... Been told it's a rare skill on here for a single bloke

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm fucking awesome me. Who ever tells you different are lying exs right

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My love of cold baked bean sandwiches "

That is, indeed, special.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hmmmmm i think my special ability is the power to hold a conversation... Been told it's a rare skill on here for a single bloke

Keep it up, keep it interesting and keep being special.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm fucking awesome me. Who ever tells you different are lying exs right

You do remember I've met you, don't you?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well I like being a damn good shag but actually I feel my worth is in my character - I've been honed, haha!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I should bloody hope so. If you don't think you're special who else will?

I do get annoyed with the moans that people are "up themselves", think they are "special" etc. when all they are doing is sticking to their own standards.

Say it loud, say it proud...

What's special about you?

The bus I travel on

Has it got sparkly wheels?

No, but the windows are very clean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coz me mum said a yam

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"This made me spit out my coffee!

-Courtney"

It's a bit late for coffee, isn't it??? You'll be up and buzzing all night...

Oh, wait...

Never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My love of cold baked bean sandwiches

That is, indeed, special.

Ain't it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me spit out my coffee!

-Courtney

It's a bit late for coffee, isn't it??? You'll be up and buzzing all night...

Oh, wait...

Never mind.

And its never too late for coffee.

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London

I can sleep a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sense of humour, I think. I like making people laugh.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

People find it easy to trust me for some reason and I find that endearing. Closeness is priceless to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awesome.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm fucking awesome me. Who ever tells you different are lying exs right

You do remember I've met you, don't you?

Yes but I've a lot more exs since then

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

My sparkling wit and repartee - the sarcasm goes down really well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My optimistic point of view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My amazingly fantastic profile that attracts the likes of 'wow your sexy' blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Ru Paul "if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My modesty, sparkling wit, quirky sense of humour and openess. And modesty did I mention my hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my special talent is being very hard to kill, which is just the talent I needed to get to the point I didn't need it anymore ^_^

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm amazing at stumbling over silly threads in the middle of the night then laying here giggling trying not to wake hubby

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

You think you're special, you do

I can see it in your eyessssss

I can see it when you look at me

Look down on me, walk around on me

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

My special talent, find song lyrics that match threads

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"You think you're special, you do

I can see it in your eyessssss

I can see it when you look at me

Look down on me, walk around on me"

But I'm wearing my blindfold

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"You think you're special, you do

I can see it in your eyessssss

I can see it when you look at me

Look down on me, walk around on me

But I'm wearing my blindfold

You're gagged too so shuh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my smile

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm just special....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not that special really though are we?

We're different but just like everything else that lives.

I still don't wanna fuck a monkey though, same as i don't wanna fuck any fuglies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can sleep a lot

I'm good at this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My throat

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My fashion sense.

My lovely white jacket with all the buckles and the ahead of the trend way it fastens at the back always draws attention.

Today is a yellow pill day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 6 miscarriages, I was the first of my mother's children to make it full term.

Thanks for making me special mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I was special.

You're so very special.

But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doing here. I don't belong here.

I can think of a song for every eventuality.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 6 miscarriages, I was the first of my mother's children to make it full term.

Thanks for making me special mum."

Ah bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My needs.

Special needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fashion sense.

My lovely white jacket with all the buckles and the ahead of the trend way it fastens at the back always draws attention.

Today is a yellow pill day

Thanks lovely - you just made me giggle out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 6 miscarriages, I was the first of my mother's children to make it full term.

Thanks for making me special mum."

Awww!

I was laughing a minute ago - now I want to cry! So lovely!!

Who needs a chic flik when you've got the forums to wring every emotion from you??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My fashion sense.

My lovely white jacket with all the buckles and the ahead of the trend way it fastens at the back always draws attention.

Today is a yellow pill day

Thanks lovely - you just made me giggle out loud!!

My yellow pill! Mine!!!

But if you ask matron she's always got a stash of the blue ones

She also spends a lot of time in private conference with an assortment of doctors and orderlies...

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

My one pack,

I've spent a lot of time and effort, and money developing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My twinkling blue eyes and each and every one of us is special x feel the love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I was special.

You're so very special.

But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doing here. I don't belong here.

I can think of a song for every eventuality.

Mrs x"
i love creep gonna put it on now, thanks

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

My old ladies say im special as i do more for them than the day staff

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I should bloody hope so. If you don't think you're special who else will?

I do get annoyed with the moans that people are "up themselves", think they are "special" etc. when all they are doing is sticking to their own standards.

Say it loud, say it proud...

What's special about you?"

Nothing. I'm totally normal.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"You think you're special, you do

I can see it in your eyessssss

I can see it when you look at me

Look down on me, walk around on me

But I'm wearing my blindfold

You're gagged too so shuh!!!!"

You better tie me up too or you could regret sushing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 6 miscarriages, I was the first of my mother's children to make it full term.

Thanks for making me special mum.

Awww!

I was laughing a minute ago - now I want to cry! So lovely!!

Who needs a chic flik when you've got the forums to wring every emotion from you?? "

Im sorry......

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

"You think you're special, you do

I can see it in your eyessssss

I can see it when you look at me

Look down on me, walk around on me

But I'm wearing my blindfold

You're gagged too so shuh!!!!

You better tie me up too or you could regret sushing me

Lol, how do you keep getting out of those restraints??? I'll have to double kbot them next time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 6 miscarriages, I was the first of my mother's children to make it full term.

Thanks for making me special mum.

Awww!

I was laughing a minute ago - now I want to cry! So lovely!!

Who needs a chic flik when you've got the forums to wring every emotion from you??

Im sorry......

Don't be lovely! I'm a woman - if I don't have a little sniffle occasionally I'll self combust!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm funny .. And awesome... And a big fan of lickety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm funny .. And awesome... And a big fan of lickety

And a crawler!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm funny .. And awesome... And a big fan of lickety

And a crawler!!

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and I used to like peach perfect

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”

Why did I cause so much pain?

Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?

Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?

I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.

We are not special.

We are not crap or trash, either.

We just are.

We just are, and what happens just happens.

And God says, “No, that’s not right.”

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm funny .. And awesome... And a big fan of lickety

And a crawler!!

and I used to like peach perfect

And you still do! Mwah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”

Why did I cause so much pain?

Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?

Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?

I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.

We are not special.

We are not crap or trash, either.

We just are.

We just are, and what happens just happens.

And God says, “No, that’s not right.”

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club"

I like that joe!

Bedtime - sweet dreams my lovelies! Xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm funny .. And awesome... And a big fan of lickety

And a crawler!!

and I used to like peach perfect

And you still do! Mwah!

"
mwah .. Good night miss pp xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 6 miscarriages, I was the first of my mother's children to make it full term.

Thanks for making me special mum.

Awww!

I was laughing a minute ago - now I want to cry! So lovely!!

Who needs a chic flik when you've got the forums to wring every emotion from you??

Im sorry......

Don't be lovely! I'm a woman - if I don't have a little sniffle occasionally I'll self combust!!

We really don't want that to happen......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im individual - im me not sure it makes me special

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