FabSwingers.com forum: Life sucks.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm sat here on 'the throne' having a peruse on the forum at the same time. It occurs to me that I should have gone the shop to buy something before I started.

Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An excellent second job for a sock!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kitchen roll to the rescue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross Mosh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gross Mosh!!!! "

Yes I have no defence lmao

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't flush kitchen roll!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost. What should you have gone to the shop for?

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"So I'm sat here on 'the throne' having a peruse on the forum at the same time. It occurs to me that I should have gone the shop to buy something before I started.

Sigh."

if this was a letter sent through the classified you wouldnt have this problem.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm lost. What should you have gone to the shop for?

Toilet roll he is about to use his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cardboard tube makes an excellent scraper if there's any cling-ons!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tissue, baby wipes surely you got something kicking round your bathroom you can use

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't flush kitchen roll!! "

Erm too late lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"The cardboard tube makes an excellent scraper if there's any cling-ons!

Ewwww you wrongun

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"The cardboard tube makes an excellent scraper if there's any cling-ons!

That's gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have to walk from the bog to the kitchen, with your jeans around your ankles, waddling like a penguin with your cheeks firmly clenched?

cos the last thing we want is for you to be on the return journey only to discover a lonely little walnut whip on the carpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm lost. What should you have gone to the shop for?

Toilet roll he is about to use his hands

Not that minging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't flush kitchen roll!!

Erm too late lol"

PLEASE tell me you washed your hands with plenty of soap? I have to remind my children to do this several times a day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you have to walk from the bog to the kitchen, with your jeans around your ankles, waddling like a penguin with your cheeks firmly clenched?

cos the last thing we want is for you to be on the return journey only to discover a lonely little walnut whip on the carpet

Haha. Thankfully no. Kitchen roll was in the bathroom luckily. Though I'm a bit worried now after seeing I shouldn't have flushed it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't flush kitchen roll!!

Erm too late lol

PLEASE tell me you washed your hands with plenty of soap? I have to remind my children to do this several times a day!

Rest easy I did. Im trained dontcha know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeek.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't flush kitchen roll!!

Erm too late lol

PLEASE tell me you washed your hands with plenty of soap? I have to remind my children to do this several times a day!

Rest easy I did. Im trained dontcha know."

I'm smiling with relief!

and don't worry about the kitchen roll - I've done it before in emergencies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you have to walk from the bog to the kitchen, with your jeans around your ankles, waddling like a penguin with your cheeks firmly clenched?

cos the last thing we want is for you to be on the return journey only to discover a lonely little walnut whip on the carpet

Haha. Thankfully no. Kitchen roll was in the bathroom luckily. Though I'm a bit worried now after seeing I shouldn't have flushed it!"

kitchen roll is not so bad, its wipes and cotton buds that cause the problem. Oh, and mahoosive turds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has cheered me up no end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread has cheered me up no end

Glad to be of service lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god put the phone down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cardboard tube makes an excellent scraper if there's any cling-ons!

Ewwww you wrongun

I'm practical...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has cheered me up no end

Did you have a shit day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quick dash to the kitchen roll - if you have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has cheered me up no end

Did you have a shit day?

Yes conference call and business meeting cancelled on the day so whole day wasted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"quick dash to the kitchen roll - if you have any

See above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has cheered me up no end

Did you have a shit day?

Yes conference call and business meeting cancelled on the day so whole day wasted

It's a day closer to weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has cheered me up no end

Did you have a shit day?

Yes conference call and business meeting cancelled on the day so whole day wasted

It's a day closer to weekend.

I have lots to look forward to thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"quick dash to the kitchen roll - if you have any

See above

teach me to skim read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jobs not over till the paperworks done.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love

is..... Lending a hand when the bog roll runs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it just the Juan Sheet?

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