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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

100 odd socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?"
a night of humiliation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hmmm tempting...but seriously my dongless bells must be worth more than that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...? a night of humiliation "

Anytime you want humiliating, give me a shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...? a night of humiliation

Anytime you want humiliating, give me a shout. "
OH HELLO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You, me and femme together for an evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will gladly swap for my being a leper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know not what you say...lol...unless he is on a collar and leash in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two signed tickets to see steps from 1996

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"two signed tickets to see steps from 1996 "

Way too generous, I couldn't possibly relieve you of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

added the signatures for affect. The memories will stay with me forever ^^ TRAGEDY. you know this dance. x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?"

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal. "

Is it wrigleys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pair of dongs to go with your bells

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice pair of dongs to go with your bells "

What about the dings? Do you have them as well?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal.

Is it wrigleys?"

orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal.

Is it wrigleys?

orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times."

You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

four candles.... or was it fork handles...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I got some dings here......but if I swap them how will I know when my dinner is ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got some dings here......but if I swap them how will I know when my dinner is ready

"

I find the dip finger technique lets you know if dinner is ready lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal.

Is it wrigleys?

orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.

You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal."

yeeeeesssss.i've not had a fluffy toffee,for ages.i thought they had stopped making them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal.

Is it wrigleys?

orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.

You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal.

yeeeeesssss.i've not had a fluffy toffee,for ages.i thought they had stopped making them. "

I have a secret stash down the back of my sofa......not so secret now of course!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?

1 leadless pencil

1 nearly new peice of chewing gum

1 knicker elastic

1 handless clock (the alarm still works)

deal.

Is it wrigleys?

orbit,but its only been chewed about,5 or 6 times.

You drive a hard bargain my friend, even dick turpin had the decency to wear a mask, but go on then..deal.

yeeeeesssss.i've not had a fluffy toffee,for ages.i thought they had stopped making them.

I have a secret stash down the back of my sofa......not so secret now of course! "

for one more,i'll give you an almost complete,steak and kidney pie.(its out of the chipies).temted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pukka?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"pukka?"

uh uh only the crusty bit arround the edge is missing.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?"

Twelve bummers bumming (dvd cover),

Eleven mil' of piping,

Ten snores whilst sleeping,

Nine lil-let damp strings,

Eight tubs with leaks in,

Seven pubic trimmings,

Six gussets fraying,

Five old curtain rings,

Four taxi cards,

Three French fries,

Two rubber gloves,

And a part eaten KFC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn, all that and I was about to swap it for a pukka pie!....minus the crust.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

But you may have to wait 12 days for delivery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn I never was the patient type..I will have to go with the pie...as is my way lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Damn I never was the patient type..I will have to go with the pie...as is my way lol "

you've made the right choice.i heard the 3 french fries,were made in china.plus polo charges,an empty cd case,and a chewed slipper,delivery charge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Phew...Thank goodness I made the right choice, I love my chewed slipper!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Phew...Thank goodness I made the right choice, I love my chewed slipper!"

lmao

remember this.a fool,and their chewed slipper,are easilly parted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice pair of dongs to go with your bells

What about the dings? Do you have them as well?"

I could have a rummage. Who knows what I might find in my sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Willing to swap

1 bic pen with a slightly chewed top

1 fluffy toffee

1 underwire from bra

2 bells without dongers

for...?"

a lick and a wish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a partridge in a pear tree xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

NUTTERS!!!!! ****Statement, not an offer

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