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By *nFairness OP   Man
over a year ago

The Four Corners

Cuddle buddy required on a semi temporary basis.

Skills Expected.

-hogging the duvet.

-falling asleep whilst watching movies.

-eating all the popcorn.

-taking 9/10ths of the bed space with -flailing limbs.

please leave your resume below.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it include unlimited cuppas

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

You didn't include snoring

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You didn't include snoring"

{pricks up ears with interest}

Is someone looking for a woman who snores?

{crosses fingers...}

Mr ddc

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You didn't include snoring

{pricks up ears with interest}

Is someone looking for a woman who snores?

{crosses fingers...}

Mr ddc"

OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best cuddle buddies snore like warthogs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What about flinging the duvet off, leg over the duvet and having to turn the pillows over to find a cool spot?

If these are included (along with the aforementioned snoring) then I'm your woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate popcorn and I get up every hour for a wee.

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I'll take someone who snores cos I can sleep through anything.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You didn't include snoring

{pricks up ears with interest}

Is someone looking for a woman who snores?

{crosses fingers...}

Mr ddc

OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!

Mrs DDC"

How was I supposed to know Downton had so many adverts, I thought I'd be able to sneak that one under the radar...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm quite a good cuddle bunny, i don't take up much space I'm soft and squidgy, the jury is out on whether i snore or not but I don't often sleep so that shouldn't be a problem.

I am upmand downstairs alnight having a fag though as i don't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate popcorn and I get up every hour for a wee. "

At least you get up.....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"You didn't include snoring

{pricks up ears with interest}

Is someone looking for a woman who snores?

{crosses fingers...}

Mr ddc

OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!

Mrs DDC

How was I supposed to know Downton had so many adverts, I thought I'd be able to sneak that one under the radar...

"

You might've got away with it but way too much suspicious gigglin (DA not generally funny) so I knew my radar sense needed activating.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didn't include snoring

{pricks up ears with interest}

Is someone looking for a woman who snores?

{crosses fingers...}

Mr ddc

OMG, I read the OP and put my hand up (it's down again now) but I want to point out I only eat all the popcorn cos Mr DDC doesn't like it!

Mrs DDC

How was I supposed to know Downton had so many adverts, I thought I'd be able to sneak that one under the radar...

You might've got away with it but way too much suspicious gigglin (DA not generally funny) so I knew my radar sense needed activating.

Mrs DDC"

Domestic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate popcorn and I get up every hour for a wee.

At least you get up..... "

Yea,I don't go in for all that bed wetting malarky.

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By *nFairness OP   Man
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"Does it include unlimited cuppas "

it does indeed biscuits too if you are lucky

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By *nFairness OP   Man
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"What about flinging the duvet off, leg over the duvet and having to turn the pillows over to find a cool spot?

If these are included (along with the aforementioned snoring) then I'm your woman. "
haha sounds perfect ^_^ have to leave the windows open all day to get that cool fabric fresh chill ^_^

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By *nFairness OP   Man
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"You didn't include snoring

{pricks up ears with interest}

Is someone looking for a woman who snores?

{crosses fingers...}

Mr ddc"

snoring friendly zone i talk in my sleep haha hope thats not going to be an issue :P

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What about flinging the duvet off, leg over the duvet and having to turn the pillows over to find a cool spot?

If these are included (along with the aforementioned snoring) then I'm your woman. haha sounds perfect ^_^ have to leave the windows open all day to get that cool fabric fresh chill ^_^"

Get your people to call my people and let's make it happen.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I eat a little popcorn, have been told I snore sometimes but perfect cuddle buddy.

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