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nocturnal roll call Part 2

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

asnd were off.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"asnd were off....... "

I am bed for me night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"asnd were off.......

I am bed for me night x"

Tara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

sorry no summary i cant do both..however i have caught up with the last messages from when the thread closed xx

to fighting..hope your foot gets better soon..xx

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NCNW..sorry you didnt finish your decorating sweet, why dont you have couple of days off and finish it in the week..have a day off tomorrow from it all, if you can..?

hi beanoti..welcoem to nocturnal thread closed before i could say hi x

simply sensual..its gets like that here some nights its fun seeing everyone xx and thankyou good evening to you too xx

mat you area honey..thankyou and of course, id keep away from the lips right now, dont want you getting sick xx

fruity ..i think i know why hes your exxxx

sorry shes poorly love, and that you missed out on some fun x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm still here "

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick "

That's like a weird version of Sesame Street, today's letter is B.

B is for bourbon and babysick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work "

My breaks is at 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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mat you area honey..thankyou and of course, id keep away from the lips right now, dont want you getting sick xx

"

You'd better get well quickly, I don't know how long I'll be able to hold myself back for

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

H is for heating on! its cold here

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


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mat you area honey..thankyou and of course, id keep away from the lips right now, dont want you getting sick xx

You'd better get well quickly, I don't know how long I'll be able to hold myself back for "
why thankyou xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work "

snael some my way Ace, will you?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you? "

sneak grrr

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick "

hehe C is for.....??

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1 "

who you gonna break now??

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry no summary i cant do both..however i have caught up with the last messages from when the thread closed xx

to fighting..hope your foot gets better soon..xx

.

NCNW..sorry you didnt finish your decorating sweet, why dont you have couple of days off and finish it in the week..have a day off tomorrow from it all, if you can..?

hi beanoti..welcoem to nocturnal thread closed before i could say hi x

simply sensual..its gets like that here some nights its fun seeing everyone xx and thankyou good evening to you too xx

mat you area honey..thankyou and of course, id keep away from the lips right now, dont want you getting sick xx

fruity ..i think i know why hes your exxxx

sorry shes poorly love, and that you missed out on some fun x"

tempted but think id rather get it done - so b & q for 10 am - home and be done by tea time - off monday and doing fuck all -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening All

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"asnd were off.......

I am bed for me night x"

night night honey sweet dreams xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"sorry no summary i cant do both..however i have caught up with the last messages from when the thread closed xx

to fighting..hope your foot gets better soon..xx

.

NCNW..sorry you didnt finish your decorating sweet, why dont you have couple of days off and finish it in the week..have a day off tomorrow from it all, if you can..?

hi beanoti..welcoem to nocturnal thread closed before i could say hi x

simply sensual..its gets like that here some nights its fun seeing everyone xx and thankyou good evening to you too xx

mat you area honey..thankyou and of course, id keep away from the lips right now, dont want you getting sick xx

fruity ..i think i know why hes your exxxx

sorry shes poorly love, and that you missed out on some fun x

tempted but think id rather get it done - so b & q for 10 am - home and be done by tea time - off monday and doing fuck all - "

thats the spirit!!! yay go you, mrs HC xxx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening All "

why hello mr fox ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All "

Good evening Mr. Fox

How's things with you?

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER


"well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick

hehe C is for.....??"

Cough and cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ... "

Hey sexy xx

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER


"well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick

hehe C is for.....??

Cough and cold"

Sorry forgot cuddles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

Good evening Mr. Fox

How's things with you? "

All good thanks. You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1

who you gonna break now??

x"

It's funny I've been waiting all night to work as there is stuff I need to do but as others haven't done their bit yet I can't do mine

Nearly time for my break and I've done diddly squat yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

Good evening Mr. Fox

How's things with you?

All good thanks. You?"

Top notch at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx"

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx "

Good evening Mr and Mrs Tatts

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah that was a big YAWN,

I think it's time to go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx "

Evening

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick

hehe C is for.....??

Cough and cold

Sorry forgot cuddles too"

cool and cute..thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H is for heating on! its cold here "

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1

who you gonna break now??

x

It's funny I've been waiting all night to work as there is stuff I need to do but as others haven't done their bit yet I can't do mine

Nearly time for my break and I've done diddly squat yet lol "

you misread me Dan, but thats ok..i know it was subtle..hehe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1 "
38 minutes to go

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Cant sleep, so thought i would say hello to you all

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all xx "

hi tattoed..good to see you, how are you this evening? x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ah that was a big YAWN,

I think it's time to go to bed"

yo ho me lubber..ave a good nights sleep on that, there, yard arm..ill look after the plank...giggles xx

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Can't sleep here, so it's going to be a long night x

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Night all. Had fun as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1

who you gonna break now??

x

It's funny I've been waiting all night to work as there is stuff I need to do but as others haven't done their bit yet I can't do mine

Nearly time for my break and I've done diddly squat yet lol

you misread me Dan, but thats ok..i know it was subtle..hehe "

No, I side stepped the question

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy... "

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, so thought i would say hello to you all"

Good evening Ms. Jewel.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1 38 minutes to go "

ten seconds to love....

ten seconds to love....

sorry motley crew took up temporary residence in my head then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep here, so it's going to be a long night x"

Good evening Ms. Smallteaser

We're here all night too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx"

i love getting into a cold bed - feel a sweat coming on just reading that

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Cant sleep, so thought i would say hello to you all"

hi lovely jewel..im sorry you cant sleep, maybe some forum lurking will do the trick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx"

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Night all. Had fun as always "

Nighty night ukm filthy dreams dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning "

No nobody would vote on it lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Can't sleep here, so it's going to be a long night x"

aww i hope a hot drink and some chilling out will let you rest soon sweet , welcome to nocturnal though..we keep the restless occupied x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr "

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Smallteaser and Jewel. Had a good evening?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Night all. Had fun as always "

good night ukm..rest well and sweet dreams , glad you had another good evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat with a nice foot soak having a look at you beautiful people

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central


"Can't sleep here, so it's going to be a long night x

aww i hope a hot drink and some chilling out will let you rest soon sweet , welcome to nocturnal though..we keep the restless occupied x"

Thanks I'm sure I'll have fun here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat with a nice foot soak having a look at you beautiful people "

makes me want to pee if i put my feet in water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mr and Mrs Tatts

How's things with you this fine eve? "

Evening Dan, we're pretty pucker cheers, how's yourself?

You'll never find Mr tats typing as he has fat finger syndrome and I've told him that sticking his tounge out while trying to type isn't a sexy look.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1

who you gonna break now??

x

It's funny I've been waiting all night to work as there is stuff I need to do but as others haven't done their bit yet I can't do mine

Nearly time for my break and I've done diddly squat yet lol

you misread me Dan, but thats ok..i know it was subtle..hehe

No, I side stepped the question "

HA! didnt get away with it though did you?..hehe

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central


"Evening Smallteaser and Jewel. Had a good evening? "

Ok here and yours?

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Evening Smallteaser and Jewel. Had a good evening? "

chilled out but yes thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa "

You a fan I take it?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

i love getting into a cold bed - feel a sweat coming on just reading that"

cant cope in the cold...i should have been born in a a vivarium x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat with a nice foot soak having a look at you beautiful people

makes me want to pee if i put my feet in water "

Doing the washing up makes me want to pee, or is that just old age creeping in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah that was a big YAWN,

I think it's time to go to bed

yo ho me lubber..ave a good nights sleep on that, there, yard arm..ill look after the plank...giggles xx "

I'm disappoionted in your pirate talk Suzy, I was expecting more of a female Jack sparrow

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold... "

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Good evening sexy people xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol"

ahem bullshit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat with a nice foot soak having a look at you beautiful people

makes me want to pee if i put my feet in water

Doing the washing up makes me want to pee, or is that just old age creeping in? "

I love a good foot soak, though I may use the "washing up makes me want to pee" excuse from now on and see how that goes

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa "

oooh ..no tv..i have no idea what you are talking about..but it sounds mesmerizing..lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Sat with a nice foot soak having a look at you beautiful people "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh flip - if you leave this thread and peep and comment elsewhere i miss bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol

ahem bullshit !"

I would be behind in the running now lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa

You a fan I take it?"

Went to Wigan Casino a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well where do you carry on from bourbons and baby sick

That's like a weird version of Sesame Street, today's letter is B.

B is for bourbon and babysick "

Baby sick would be preferable. That's just milk! She's nearly 4 so proper puke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mr and Mrs Tatts

How's things with you this fine eve?

Evening Dan, we're pretty pucker cheers, how's yourself?

You'll never find Mr tats typing as he has fat finger syndrome and I've told him that sticking his tounge out while trying to type isn't a sexy look. "

Bless him I have the same problem sometimes, damn Samsung and their predictive text too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Smallteaser and Jewel. Had a good evening?

Ok here and yours? "

Good. It's been a quiet one for me tonight.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ah that was a big YAWN,

I think it's time to go to bed

yo ho me lubber..ave a good nights sleep on that, there, yard arm..ill look after the plank...giggles xx

I'm disappoionted in your pirate talk Suzy, I was expecting more of a female Jack sparrow

"

thats cos im supposed to be the pirates wench... see how crap i am at being the pirate..mind you, look like jack sparrow and noone would be leaving the bedroom for a very very long time..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

My breaks is at 1

who you gonna break now??

x

It's funny I've been waiting all night to work as there is stuff I need to do but as others haven't done their bit yet I can't do mine

Nearly time for my break and I've done diddly squat yet lol

you misread me Dan, but thats ok..i know it was subtle..hehe

No, I side stepped the question

HA! didnt get away with it though did you?..hehe "

Yes as my veri's are hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed "

Oh, got & your watertight excuses

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol

ahem bullshit !

I would be behind in the running now lol"

i was alwys told it was the taking part that counts ...mmmm naughty suzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening sexy people xx"

Good evening Ms. Snow

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol

ahem bullshit !

I would be behind in the running now lol

i was alwys told it was the taking part that counts ...mmmm naughty suzy"

Too many pert female bums on there for me to even feature. Can't say I'm complaining though lol

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over a year ago


"Evening all xx

hi tattoed..good to see you, how are you this evening? x"

Ello Suzy and thanks. X

Hope your picture has reached the first page and if not why not ??

We've had a very lazy day and I'm now feeling a bit guilty about it so might have ta make up for it some how.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed

Oh, got & your watertight excuses "

sorry no ex's to palm kids off on..i import husbands from abroad and send them away when they are crap..its so i can keep custody of the beds and remote control of the Xbox... no drama though this way and i do my bit by having a muticultural family..very 21 century..im saving the genepool

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all xx

hi tattoed..good to see you, how are you this evening? x

Ello Suzy and thanks. X

Hope your picture has reached the first page and if not why not ??

We've had a very lazy day and I'm now feeling a bit guilty about it so might have ta make up for it some how.

"

hiya..i only looked in the 12 hour fabbed one i really dont know how else it works..i was shocked yesterday, but at least i could say i was a page 3 girl huh?...hehe

thankyou for that though, you are very lovely to say you like it.

ive had a lazy day too..guilt?..whats that?

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over a year ago


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed

Oh, got & your watertight excuses

sorry no ex's to palm kids off on..i import husbands from abroad and send them away when they are crap..its so i can keep custody of the beds and remote control of the Xbox... no drama though this way and i do my bit by having a muticultural family..very 21 century..im saving the genepool "

Very postmodern of you. Much better than some of the people in my neck of the woods but I do my best not to associate with the ones who are interested in narrowing the gene pool.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy..."

hello lovely,,what you doing there you sharply dressed tipsy man?..xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy..."

Good evening Mr. Sharp

You raided the mini bar ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa

You a fan I take it?

Went to Wigan Casino a couple of times "

I was too young first time round. Got into it via a mate.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mmmmm that. Vienetta was yummy runs n hides

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol

ahem bullshit !

I would be behind in the running now lol

i was alwys told it was the taking part that counts ...mmmm naughty suzy

Too many pert female bums on there for me to even feature. Can't say I'm complaining though lol"

nor me..yummmy ladies too but im only allowed 6 votes..i think i should get twelve as im bi and naturally greedy..hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mr and Mrs Tatts

How's things with you this fine eve?

Evening Dan, we're pretty pucker cheers, how's yourself?

You'll never find Mr tats typing as he has fat finger syndrome and I've told him that sticking his tounge out while trying to type isn't a sexy look.

Bless him I have the same problem sometimes, damn Samsung and their predictive text too lol "

Fat fingers have there place but little keys aren't one of them.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed

Oh, got & your watertight excuses

sorry no ex's to palm kids off on..i import husbands from abroad and send them away when they are crap..its so i can keep custody of the beds and remote control of the Xbox... no drama though this way and i do my bit by having a muticultural family..very 21 century..im saving the genepool

Very postmodern of you. Much better than some of the people in my neck of the woods but I do my best not to associate with the ones who are interested in narrowing the gene pool. "

i didnt mean to import them..it just happened that way...lol im sterlized..whoop whoop only grand babies to come and i can hand them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol

ahem bullshit !

I would be behind in the running now lol

i was alwys told it was the taking part that counts ...mmmm naughty suzy

Too many pert female bums on there for me to even feature. Can't say I'm complaining though lol

nor me..yummmy ladies too but im only allowed 6 votes..i think i should get twelve as im bi and naturally greedy..hehe "

Lol its already been doubled from 3!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa

You a fan I take it?

Went to Wigan Casino a couple of times

I was too young first time round. Got into it via a mate."

iplay poker texas holdem..and ive been to vegas x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Mmmmm that. Vienetta was yummy runs n hides"

there was two i nicked the choc chip.one ..lolol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening All

why hello mr fox ...

Hey sexy xx

are you in the best bum comp? ive saved all my votes for tomorrow morning

No nobody would vote on it lol

ahem bullshit !

I would be behind in the running now lol

i was alwys told it was the taking part that counts ...mmmm naughty suzy

Too many pert female bums on there for me to even feature. Can't say I'm complaining though lol

nor me..yummmy ladies too but im only allowed 6 votes..i think i should get twelve as im bi and naturally greedy..hehe

Lol its already been doubled from 3!"

yes but i like to show my appreciation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm that. Vienetta was yummy runs n hides"

In your dreams lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed

Oh, got & your watertight excuses

sorry no ex's to palm kids off on..i import husbands from abroad and send them away when they are crap..its so i can keep custody of the beds and remote control of the Xbox... no drama though this way and i do my bit by having a muticultural family..very 21 century..im saving the genepool

Very postmodern of you. Much better than some of the people in my neck of the woods but I do my best not to associate with the ones who are interested in narrowing the gene pool.

i didnt mean to import them..it just happened that way...lol im sterlized..whoop whoop only grand babies to come and i can hand them back "

Haha, you're a fiendish one.

I can barely keep my eyes open (even when I'm looking at your photos) so I think I'd best call it a night. Hope all you nocturanallers have a goodun.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

C'mon Dan, it's Viennetta time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mr and Mrs Tatts

How's things with you this fine eve?

Evening Dan, we're pretty pucker cheers, how's yourself?

You'll never find Mr tats typing as he has fat finger syndrome and I've told him that sticking his tounge out while trying to type isn't a sexy look.

Bless him I have the same problem sometimes, damn Samsung and their predictive text too lol

Fat fingers have there place but little keys aren't one of them. "

Ooh you little tinker you

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch "

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch "

Good evening Ms. Watson

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"H is for heating on! its cold here

You should come & snuggle up with me Suzy...

i have kingsize bed tempur mattress and an electric underblanket turned up...not coming out in the cold tonight honey..;)

xxx

After reading that I'll happily come out in the cold...

unfortunately i have kids present..in about 10 years when they ve all left home..ill be able to have a life..until then, i have full custody of my bed

Oh, got & your watertight excuses

sorry no ex's to palm kids off on..i import husbands from abroad and send them away when they are crap..its so i can keep custody of the beds and remote control of the Xbox... no drama though this way and i do my bit by having a muticultural family..very 21 century..im saving the genepool

Very postmodern of you. Much better than some of the people in my neck of the woods but I do my best not to associate with the ones who are interested in narrowing the gene pool.

i didnt mean to import them..it just happened that way...lol im sterlized..whoop whoop only grand babies to come and i can hand them back

Haha, you're a fiendish one.

I can barely keep my eyes open (even when I'm looking at your photos) so I think I'd best call it a night. Hope all you nocturanallers have a goodun. "

better believe it honey xx

sleep well and sweet dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C'mon Dan, it's Viennetta time "

Yes, yes it is

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy...

hello lovely,,what you doing there you sharply dressed tipsy man?..xxx"

Drinking too much!

And no, Dan, I've been drinking at big boys bars. You cheeky person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

hi tattoed..good to see you, how are you this evening? x

Ello Suzy and thanks. X

Hope your picture has reached the first page and if not why not ??

We've had a very lazy day and I'm now feeling a bit guilty about it so might have ta make up for it some how.

hiya..i only looked in the 12 hour fabbed one i really dont know how else it works..i was shocked yesterday, but at least i could say i was a page 3 girl huh?...hehe

thankyou for that though, you are very lovely to say you like it.

ive had a lazy day too..guilt?..whats that? "

God knows how it works, I just look in there and think if only. Lol no reason to thank us tho. X

I think guilt is that passing thought that soon gets kicked into touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some idiot fell asleep in her work gear on the sofa good job I woke up or id have to much wine for tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx "
wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy...

hello lovely,,what you doing there you sharply dressed tipsy man?..xxx

Drinking too much!

And no, Dan, I've been drinking at big boys bars. You cheeky person."

After you've been in the hotel bar first thing I do is raid the mini bar when I get back to my room lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy...

hello lovely,,what you doing there you sharply dressed tipsy man?..xxx

Drinking too much!

And no, Dan, I've been drinking at big boys bars. You cheeky person."

do you get naughty when youve been drinking too much ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa

You a fan I take it?

Went to Wigan Casino a couple of times

I was too young first time round. Got into it via a mate.

iplay poker texas holdem..and ive been to vegas x"

I'd like to holdem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

Good evening Ms. Watson "
good evening Daniel how's your sexy bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch "

Oo ello

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy "
you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm still here

I'll look after the Viennetta for you if feel the need do go and do some work

snael some my way Ace, will you?

sneak grrr

Of course, have got BBC4 on and am about to watch Northern Soul:Living For The Weekend.

*puts heating on and plumps up cushions on the sofa

You a fan I take it?

Went to Wigan Casino a couple of times

I was too young first time round. Got into it via a mate.

iplay poker texas holdem..and ive been to vegas x

I'd like to holdem "
very good

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Good evening from a hotel bar in glorious Northamptonshire...

I am a bit tipsy...

hello lovely,,what you doing there you sharply dressed tipsy man?..xxx

Drinking too much!

And no, Dan, I've been drinking at big boys bars. You cheeky person.

do you get naughty when youve been drinking too much ? "

Ii could do naughty things to you all night long...nobody believes that I gain staying power when d*unk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again "
go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!! "
oh dear

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!! "

no way! so you havent missed it then..?? whoop whoop xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

Good evening Ms. Watson good evening Daniel how's your sexy bits "

I'm all good....still waiting to start working lol

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over a year ago


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!! "

Ah no bet that went down well lol At least you might be able to go now then

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle "

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

Good evening Ms. Watson good evening Daniel how's your sexy bits

I'm all good....still waiting to start working lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx "
il make sure I knock

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx il make sure I knock "

good girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx il make sure I knock "

Three times, pause, then knock twice that's the code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx il make sure I knock

Three times, pause, then knock twice that's the code "
thanks if never remember that so will just keep knocking till I get told to fuck off or come in

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx il make sure I knock

Three times, pause, then knock twice that's the code thanks if never remember that so will just keep knocking till I get told to fuck off or come in "

once i was there shut door and someone knocked..forgot to slide bolt across and i and partner shouted yeah as in its occupied..they came in and started helping themselves.. i thought my partner knew them..turned out he whispered he didnt..so i sat bolt upright and exclaimed i was reclaiming my partner and that they could leave..i wasnt best pleased, they didnt even ask

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over a year ago


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx il make sure I knock

Three times, pause, then knock twice that's the code thanks if never remember that so will just keep knocking till I get told to fuck off or come in

once i was there shut door and someone knocked..forgot to slide bolt across and i and partner shouted yeah as in its occupied..they came in and started helping themselves.. i thought my partner knew them..turned out he whispered he didnt..so i sat bolt upright and exclaimed i was reclaiming my partner and that they could leave..i wasnt best pleased, they didnt even ask "
takes notes on the bolt always shut the bolt

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Slips in with a big glass of wine in her birthday suit evening you sexy bunch

oooh miss watson you absolute tease..but i love it xx wiggles a bit of butt for Suzy you teasing me girlie...?? mmmm go on then, do it again go on then just for you blows Suzy a kiss for putting up with her wiggle

mmmm believe me i am not 'putting up' with it...i shall be seeing you, on the 7th novemeber miss watson ..in my office xx il make sure I knock

Three times, pause, then knock twice that's the code thanks if never remember that so will just keep knocking till I get told to fuck off or come in

once i was there shut door and someone knocked..forgot to slide bolt across and i and partner shouted yeah as in its occupied..they came in and started helping themselves.. i thought my partner knew them..turned out he whispered he didnt..so i sat bolt upright and exclaimed i was reclaiming my partner and that they could leave..i wasnt best pleased, they didnt even ask takes notes on the bolt always shut the bolt "

exactly..i double check now..im paranoid..unless im feeling in the zone and then ill play without a door

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late..."

go on..what happened? x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x "

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped. "
what was the long version

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

On which note, I'm off to bed perchance to wank.

Good night all. Be good. Or not....!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped. "

intruders should be shot

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped. what was the long version "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"On which note, I'm off to bed perchance to wank.

Good night all. Be good. Or not....! "

night SDM xx enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!!

no way! so you havent missed it then..?? whoop whoop xx"

No plans next sat! Lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped. what was the long version "

Ask me tomorrow when I can actually type.

4 rum and s

2 Sambuca

2 tequila

4 pints cider.

Way over my limit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm long version better I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the long versions when people tell me stuff like to get a mental picture

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!!

no way! so you havent missed it then..?? whoop whoop xx

No plans next sat! Lol"

i have a couple of his dvds funny man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!!

no way! so you havent missed it then..?? whoop whoop xx

No plans next sat! Lol

i have a couple of his dvds funny man"

Not someone iv seen much of, my friend had a bad break up earlier in the year and booked tickets to cheer herself up. Now some of the girls won't be able to go, looking like 3 spare tickets out of 7.. oops.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!!

no way! so you havent missed it then..?? whoop whoop xx

No plans next sat! Lol

i have a couple of his dvds funny man

Not someone iv seen much of, my friend had a bad break up earlier in the year and booked tickets to cheer herself up. Now some of the girls won't be able to go, looking like 3 spare tickets out of 7.. oops. "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Oh wow!!! My mate picked everyone up that was going with her to see Micheal mcEntyre tonight, got to the venue, in Birmingham from south Lincolnshire. To discover it's next week!!!!

no way! so you havent missed it then..?? whoop whoop xx

No plans next sat! Lol

i have a couple of his dvds funny man

Not someone iv seen much of, my friend had a bad break up earlier in the year and booked tickets to cheer herself up. Now some of the girls won't be able to go, looking like 3 spare tickets out of 7.. oops. "
geez i wish..my kids love him too if i could afford it id take those tickets

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped. what was the long version

Ask me tomorrow when I can actually type.

4 rum and s

2 Sambuca

2 tequila

4 pints cider.

Way over my limit!

"

The last time I went to Calella a couple of years ago, I got a few of the locals in a bar I used to frequent, drinking pints of Strongbow with a double Sambuca poured in

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Was once caught out in Chams when when room didn't seem to have a lock....by the time I realised, it was too late...

go on..what happened? x

Short version.... ffm ended sooner than I'd hoped. what was the long version

Ask me tomorrow when I can actually type.

4 rum and s

2 Sambuca

2 tequila

4 pints cider.

Way over my limit!

The last time I went to Calella a couple of years ago, I got a few of the locals in a bar I used to frequent, drinking pints of Strongbow with a double Sambuca poured in "

used to drink snakebite cider with shot of southern comfort in it..it was illegal to buy as a drink but we used to buy the stuff separately fucks with the chemicals in your head..cant drink either now

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ey up all, just woke up on the sofa, about the last thing I remember is posting on the first thread!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey up all, just woke up on the sofa, about the last thing I remember is posting on the first thread! "

Good evening again Ms. Tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey up all, just woke up on the sofa, about the last thing I remember is posting on the first thread! "

Lol welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert "

I prefer Jimmy Carr and Mickey Flannegan

Sean Locke is quite funny but I find Rhod Gilbert annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert "

Mm is very much like marmite. I find his stuff scarily accurate.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Has tickets for recording of alan carr show

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ey up all, just woke up on the sofa, about the last thing I remember is posting on the first thread!

Good evening again Ms. Tempting "

Hiya Dan, Mick.

I'm all tucked up in bed now so prolly won't be staying long. Night night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert

I prefer Jimmy Carr and Mickey Flannegan

Sean Locke is quite funny but I find Rhod Gilbert annoying."

Jammy carr doing his stand up is brilliant. His telly work is awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey up all, just woke up on the sofa, about the last thing I remember is posting on the first thread!

Good evening again Ms. Tempting

Hiya Dan, Mick.

I'm all tucked up in bed now so prolly won't be staying long. Night night "

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert

Mm is very much like marmite. I find his stuff scarily accurate."

I used to like him but in find his constant head wobbling irritating now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ey up all, just woke up on the sofa, about the last thing I remember is posting on the first thread!

Good evening again Ms. Tempting

Hiya Dan, Mick.

I'm all tucked up in bed now so prolly won't be staying long. Night night "

Nighty night filthy dreams xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

right time for me to retire..i feel bad ive just blocked two people who were boring me stupid, not answering questions and such..i feel mean now..so im going to go sleep off my guilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert

I prefer Jimmy Carr and Mickey Flannegan

Sean Locke is quite funny but I find Rhod Gilbert annoying.

Jammy carr doing his stand up is brilliant. His telly work is awful."

I saw him live a couple of weeks ago, two hours of non stop laughing he was awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right time for me to retire..i feel bad ive just blocked two people who were boring me stupid, not answering questions and such..i feel mean now..so im going to go sleep off my guilt "

Nighty night Suzy filthy guilt free dreams x x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oh dear just seen Jackie Collins has left our world

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Hey folks. ..tipsy Mrs S Is in the house.having just walked home. .past the ducks and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear just seen Jackie Collins has left our world "

Another celeb death, what did she die of? She was pretty old though wasn't she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right time for me to retire..i feel bad ive just blocked two people who were boring me stupid, not answering questions and such..i feel mean now..so im going to go sleep off my guilt "
sleep well honey don't feel guilty life's to short xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Not too keen on Michael McIntyre, much prefer Sean Locke or Rhod Gilbert

I prefer Jimmy Carr and Mickey Flannegan

Sean Locke is quite funny but I find Rhod Gilbert annoying."

Jimmy Carr and Micky Flanagan are both good as is Milton Jones, but I love Rhod's rants

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmx1vMouUt8

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