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By *ntirelyuptoyou OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Why do men on Fab ask your breast size when they clearly have no idea what the letter and digits relate to? Regularly have guys ask what size, I like to answer 32aaa to see their reactions. I'd say 95% say ooh that's massive while the rest realise my sarcasm.

If you are going to ask at least know what sizes relate to.

And for those that don't know 32aaa is slim build very small breasts ....neither of which could describe my bosom area!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Beewbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are your tits?

Sorry, it's like Tourette's sometimes, I just say it out loud when it should be in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big are your tits?

Sorry, it's like Tourette's sometimes, I just say it out loud when it should be in my head"

Haha tourette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I've been asked loads of times & I often say 32A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, I've been asked loads of times & I often say 32A "
they look smaller than that to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, I've been asked loads of times & I often say 32A "

Really?! And they believe it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep, I've been asked loads of times & I often say 32A "

You're telling porkies I think..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally just say "same size as my bra"

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By *etzPlayCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"Why do men on Fab ask your breast size when they clearly have no idea what the letter and digits relate to? Regularly have guys ask what size, I like to answer 32aaa to see their reactions. I'd say 95% say ooh that's massive while the rest realise my sarcasm.

If you are going to ask at least know what sizes relate to.

And for those that don't know 32aaa is slim build very small breasts ....neither of which could describe my bosom area!!"

Because 90's porn told us the perfect size is DD

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

As mine enter a room before the rest of me I can't get away with saying 32aa...

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By *ntirelyuptoyou OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Maybe they actually mean hubby's breasts, in which case he may just fill an A (maybe a B cup with Christmas weight!)

So much easier than explaining that I can be anywhere from an F cup to a H depending on time of the month and place of purchase!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes "

Go on then, guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't do it unless it's in person hence it was a party trick

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes "

Now c'mon Doc, ya know nipples are the be all and and all of all things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I get this all the time! When I tell them they are like wow they are huge (and I down played them!) they have no clue so don't ask! Hehe x

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I always ask them to guess and it gives me an indication of their knowledge.

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By *ntirelyuptoyou OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes "

Let me guess you could tell just by having a squeeze? Great trick...or way to feel up random women at parties pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes

Now c'mon Doc, ya know nipples are the be all and and all of all things "

Guessing the size of erect nipples before they become erect is good fun too. Doing the test is best bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes

Let me guess you could tell just by having a squeeze? Great trick...or way to feel up random women at parties pmsl "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes

Now c'mon Doc, ya know nipples are the be all and and all of all things

Guessing the size of erect nipples before they become erect is good fun too. Doing the test is best bit though "

Ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes

Now c'mon Doc, ya know nipples are the be all and and all of all things

Guessing the size of erect nipples before they become erect is good fun too. Doing the test is best bit though

Ice cubes "

Ah that's the cold end of the range. Have to do tests across the whole range of temperatures to get a good indicator of average length and circumference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too fussed about breast size and even less so about exact measurements....as long as they're free for me to paw,kiss,lick n nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful

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By *edsguyMan
over a year ago

south of Bedford

I always go by how easy it is to release the bra strap one hook small to medium

Loads of hooks fuck me there massive

Hehe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful "

I have small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a party trick of guessing breast sizes

Go on then, guess "
Penelope they're hand size x

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By *ntirelyuptoyou OP   Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful "

Looked perfectly hand and mouth sized to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful

I have small hands "

well two handed grab then

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means"

some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means"

i know what those numbers ''miles away'' mean - and makes me grrrr

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful

I have small hands

well two handed grab then "

Can I use my mouth as well just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful

I have small hands

well two handed grab then

Can I use my mouth as well just to make sure "

ok - just for the extra it that pokes out -

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Why do men on Fab ask your breast size when they clearly have no idea what the letter and digits relate to? Regularly have guys ask what size, I like to answer 32aaa to see their reactions. I'd say 95% say ooh that's massive while the rest realise my sarcasm.

If you are going to ask at least know what sizes relate to.

And for those that don't know 32aaa is slim build very small breasts ....neither of which could describe my bosom area!!"
most men I know, are very conversant with with how bra sizes work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always say unless they are buying me underwear they have no need to know (not that id let them buy anyway ) most of the time it shuts them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive not worn a bra for so many years im not even sure what size i am - i have i think a 36b one that has been worn to an interview about a year ago so i guess im about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs are awesome regardless of size.

I would say more than a handful is a waste... Though I do have massive hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine are 34d/f. time of month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36H. It's bloody hard getting H cup bras

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My bra size is ever shrinking, my 38ds are getting a bit big now, started of at a 46fit is lovely not having to wear thick straps or over shoulder bolder holders

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some "

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

i know what those numbers ''miles away'' mean - and makes me grrrr "

they do travel you know

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i always say unless they are buying me underwear they have no need to know (not that id let them buy anyway ) most of the time it shuts them up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most blokes only know what a DD is - which is just big boobs to them.

They'd be better off asking "Do you have small, medium, large or massive tits?" Haha x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"never get asked that - probably cos theyre not much more than a handful

I have small hands

well two handed grab then

Can I use my mouth as well just to make sure

ok - just for the extra it that pokes out -

"

Licks lips in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most blokes only know what a DD is - which is just big boobs to them.

They'd be better off asking "Do you have small, medium, large or massive tits?" Haha x"

4 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different "

would you like a prize mr doc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different

would you like a prize mr doc?

"

Ça dépends

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different

would you like a prize mr doc?

Ça dépends "

you want the booby prize?..chuckles..hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different

would you like a prize mr doc?

Ça dépends

you want the booby prize?..chuckles..hehe "

That's about as good as it ever gets

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different

would you like a prize mr doc?

Ça dépends

you want the booby prize?..chuckles..hehe

That's about as good as it ever gets "

is there a prize youd prefer? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different

would you like a prize mr doc?

Ça dépends

you want the booby prize?..chuckles..hehe

That's about as good as it ever gets

is there a prize youd prefer? xx "

Peace and quiet is good

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..yes i have large boobs..they are great. if people ask, i say guess..i agree men really don't know what, the number letter ratio means

some

definine it then for the unknowing mr doc?

The number is the circumference of the rib cage, measured under the boobs. The letter is the difference in circumference when measured round the boobs eg:

Less than 1 inch A, 1 inch B, 2 inches C etc,,,,,

US and UK bra sizes are different

would you like a prize mr doc?

Ça dépends

you want the booby prize?..chuckles..hehe

That's about as good as it ever gets

is there a prize youd prefer? xx

Peace and quiet is good "

come sit in my field if you like apart from the owls tonight , its silent out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men on Fab ask your breast size when they clearly have no idea what the letter and digits relate to? Regularly have guys ask what size, I like to answer 32aaa to see their reactions. I'd say 95% say ooh that's massive while the rest realise my sarcasm.

If you are going to ask at least know what sizes relate to.

And for those that don't know 32aaa is slim build very small breasts ....neither of which could describe my bosom area!!"
like you say I don't think it's because they have a knowledge of size its more to do with wanting to handle them and getting to know you ,so in the case of the men that havnt a clue an ill thought out plan of introduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men on Fab ask your breast size when they clearly have no idea what the letter and digits relate to? Regularly have guys ask what size, I like to answer 32aaa to see their reactions. I'd say 95% say ooh that's massive while the rest realise my sarcasm.

If you are going to ask at least know what sizes relate to.

And for those that don't know 32aaa is slim build very small breasts ....neither of which could describe my bosom area!!like you say I don't think it's because they have a knowledge of size its more to do with wanting to handle them and getting to know you ,so in the case of the men that havnt a clue an ill thought out plan of introduction "

Damn, that's where I've been going wrong all these years. I thought women loved talking about boobs as much as I love photographing my cock

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

wirral

You don't have to.ask.for size guys if they look gorgeous that's more than.enough they are all nice thank.girls xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get asked this very often. Thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised the right answer didn't come out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get the boob thing - I prefer women with small boobies - I guess we are all attracted to our opposites

I would love to have small pert boobs that don't need a bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men on Fab ask your breast size when they clearly have no idea what the letter and digits relate to? Regularly have guys ask what size, I like to answer 32aaa to see their reactions. I'd say 95% say ooh that's massive while the rest realise my sarcasm.

If you are going to ask at least know what sizes relate to.

And for those that don't know 32aaa is slim build very small breasts ....neither of which could describe my bosom area!!"

Great answer.

If I get asked it's an instant turn off. Great idiot filter though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I know how bra sizes work but is only because I've experienced the horror that is going bra shopping with the mrs. Multiple times in fact, I might need therapy after it.

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