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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Just had one lol, been down Morrison's for the weekly shop, bumped into a women I used to work with, had a little catch up, then went to pay for my stuff, got it all bagged up by this time that women had joined the same till as me, put my card pin in, sorry sir wrong number, I tried again thinking I must have hit the wrong number, rejected again, oops last chance sir, I them realise I had picked up my credit card not my debit card, so put in a different number confident I would be ok this time, shock horror! rejected again

So with my tail between my legs I said can you put it to one side and I will come back for it, I went out to the cash point tried my credit card number again wrong number, then I remembered I had changed the number on one of my credit cards and had meant to change the other one to the same number, but I guess I never got around to doing it lol,

so luckily I got another go and got some cash out, back into the shop for my goodies lol, you have to laugh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Indie it a few months back, three attempts and it blocked my card, tried my next card, exactly the same thing happened, luckily it was a shop I was just buying a couple of things. I'm not entirely sure it wasn't their machine playing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few days ago I was standing in the middle of a queue and I could hear Satisafaction by the Rolling Stones playing, I thought it was someones ring tone and why wont they answer it, When I went to pull my wallet out my phone came out with it, It was my phone

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By *ntirelyuptoyouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Had a similar moment at Cineworld last weekend. Took our 2 kids and 2 of their friends to the cinema. Went rushing it, got 5 lots of pick & mix, ordered juice, popcorn ice cream and the tickets only to realise at the moment payment was due that hubby had taken my bank card the night before for the take away and hadn't put it back! He was now a couple of hundred miles away and I don't have a credit card. So had to leave it all and drag 4 upset little kiddies off home. So embarrassing!!

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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"Had a similar moment at Cineworld last weekend. Took our 2 kids and 2 of their friends to the cinema. Went rushing it, got 5 lots of pick & mix, ordered juice, popcorn ice cream and the tickets only to realise at the moment payment was due that hubby had taken my bank card the night before for the take away and hadn't put it back! He was now a couple of hundred miles away and I don't have a credit card. So had to leave it all and drag 4 upset little kiddies off home. So embarrassing!!"
That's a bad one lol

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I was in queue at check out and woman in front had forgotten her pin but announced she had it on her mobile. After an age of messing about she realised she had brought out the handset from her landline instead of her mob.

Moral - never join queue im in.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

All I'm saying is roast potatoes....

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Many years ago when smoking was allowed in pubs, I was fishing around in my handbag for a lighter and produced a mini tampon! Embarrrrrasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 14 I called my teacher Mum, Luckily for me she was the only one who heard me. She just smiled and didn't make a issue out of it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"When I was 14 I called my teacher Mum, Luckily for me she was the only one who heard me. She just smiled and didn't make a issue out of it "
when my son was about 14 I sent a note to the school and signed it lots of love karen, only knew because they sent the reply on the back of the note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 14 I called my teacher Mum, Luckily for me she was the only one who heard me. She just smiled and didn't make a issue out of it "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

similar thing here a few weeks ago - all my cards are bloody blue - tried to take out cash on credit card instead of debit - realised but next time i used my credit card it was rejected - very embarassing - the bank said it had been tried incorrectly 3 times - it hadnt at all just the once - not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"similar thing here a few weeks ago - all my cards are bloody blue - tried to take out cash on credit card instead of debit - realised but next time i used my credit card it was rejected - very embarassing - the bank said it had been tried incorrectly 3 times - it hadnt at all just the once - not happy "

other than that i rarely get embarassed

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"All I'm saying is roast potatoes.... "

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"All I'm saying is roast potatoes....

"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haf a few embarrassing moments this weekend, not going into details but if your a male then you may have had the same problem at one point in your life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 14 I called my teacher Mum, Luckily for me she was the only one who heard me. She just smiled and didn't make a issue out of it "

Hasn't everyone done that when they were a kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tried to say "it's because my tights are so shiny" and instead said "it's because my shites are so tiny". Wanted to die.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Haf a few embarrassing moments this weekend, not going into details but if your a male then you may have had the same problem at one point in your life! "

odd socks..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lent on my phone once in my pocket and managed to unlock it and send a picture of a girls pussy to my mother on watsapp!

I had been exchanging very naughty pics with a young lady, and she sent me a picture of her wearing stocking with her legs open wide with everything on show.

My mum replied.... Thanks for that.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Haf a few embarrassing moments this weekend, not going into details but if your a male then you may have had the same problem at one point in your life!

odd socks..? "

Baggy underpants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haf a few embarrassing moments this weekend, not going into details but if your a male then you may have had the same problem at one point in your life!

odd socks..?

Baggy underpants? "

I wish it was something as silly as that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the chance to meet some of the England rugby World Cup winning team. I was able to ask one of my fave players for his autograph. He asked me who he should make the autograph out too and my mind went blank. I stood like a twat in front of him and could only say the word "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.............."

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Needing a shit and there is no toilet paper.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts mid sex eek

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

When I lived in Portugal I went back to a guy's villa after work one morning (I worked in a club which closed at 10am) we were fucking on a sun lounger and went to change position...as we did so the sun lounger flipped over and dumped us both in the pool.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Fanny farts mid sex eek"

Actually I quiet like that

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Haf a few embarrassing moments this weekend, not going into details but if your a male then you may have had the same problem at one point in your life!

odd socks..?

Baggy underpants?

I wish it was something as silly as that! "

not matching sock and pants..

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"I lent on my phone once in my pocket and managed to unlock it and send a picture of a girls pussy to my mother on watsapp!

I had been exchanging very naughty pics with a young lady, and she sent me a picture of her wearing stocking with her legs open wide with everything on show.

My mum replied.... Thanks for that.

"

Ha ha, That's a classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to say "it's because my tights are so shiny" and instead said "it's because my shites are so tiny". Wanted to die."

I'm glad I'm alone at home cus I just gurgled with laughter at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh. I do something embarrassing virtually daily. In the past week I have managed to fart in the face of a shop assistant, and inadvertently lick my hairdresser's hand.

Socially awkward...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lent on my phone once in my pocket and managed to unlock it and send a picture of a girls pussy to my mother on watsapp!

I had been exchanging very naughty pics with a young lady, and she sent me a picture of her wearing stocking with her legs open wide with everything on show.

My mum replied.... Thanks for that.

Ha ha, That's a classic. "

Glad you like, I'm just glad I didn't send her one of the photos I'd sent to the young lady!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 14 I called my teacher Mum, Luckily for me she was the only one who heard me. She just smiled and didn't make a issue out of it when my son was about 14 I sent a note to the school and signed it lots of love karen, only knew because they sent the reply on the back of the note "

juat laughed really hard at that as i often have to write faxes at work to gps etc and always have to stop myself writing love an.kisses wendy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once tried to say "it's because my tights are so shiny" and instead said "it's because my shites are so tiny". Wanted to die.

I'm glad I'm alone at home cus I just gurgled with laughter at this "

actually creased up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny farts mid sex eek

Actually I quiet like that "

used to be embarrassed now just giggle and say thanks for causimg taht outburst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lent on my phone once in my pocket and managed to unlock it and send a picture of a girls pussy to my mother on watsapp!

I had been exchanging very naughty pics with a young lady, and she sent me a picture of her wearing stocking with her legs open wide with everything on show.

My mum replied.... Thanks for that.

Ha ha, That's a classic.

Glad you like, I'm just glad I didn't send her one of the photos I'd sent to the young lady!! "

You might have got a message back saying ... Ohhhh you grew into a big boy...... Now that would be embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lent on my phone once in my pocket and managed to unlock it and send a picture of a girls pussy to my mother on watsapp!

I had been exchanging very naughty pics with a young lady, and she sent me a picture of her wearing stocking with her legs open wide with everything on show.

My mum replied.... Thanks for that.

Ha ha, That's a classic.

Glad you like, I'm just glad I didn't send her one of the photos I'd sent to the young lady!!

You might have got a message back saying ... Ohhhh you grew into a big boy...... Now that would be embarrassing "

I can't bare thinking about it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had one lol, been down Morrison's for the weekly shop, bumped into a women I used to work with, had a little catch up, then went to pay for my stuff, got it all bagged up by this time that women had joined the same till as me, put my card pin in, sorry sir wrong number, I tried again thinking I must have hit the wrong number, rejected again, oops last chance sir, I them realise I had picked up my credit card not my debit card, so put in a different number confident I would be ok this time, shock horror! rejected again

So with my tail between my legs I said can you put it to one side and I will come back for it, I went out to the cash point tried my credit card number again wrong number, then I remembered I had changed the number on one of my credit cards and had meant to change the other one to the same number, but I guess I never got around to doing it lol,

so luckily I got another go and got some cash out, back into the shop for my goodies lol, you have to laugh

"

I did the exact same thing in April for exactly the same reason so you are not alone!

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