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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww the poor ickl spiders

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No, I don't mind them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and stop me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

It's illegal to shoot a spider? I learn something new every day.

If it hadn't been illegal, Mr Pistorius might have had another line of defence.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No.

I do want to know where the big one that was in my bedroom last night amd the night before goes in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, i'd been running in the opposite direction screaming like the coward that i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shootings to good for them Grenades is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shootings to good for them Grenades is the way forward

Hunny...where's the bathroom gone??!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

NOOOOO, spiders cause no harm and are ecologically efficient predators. Plus ma last Border Collie was called Spider

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"No.

I do want to know where the big one that was in my bedroom last night amd the night before goes in the morning.

It goes to work like every other self respecting spider .

Yes i like spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shootings to good for them Grenades is the way forward

Hunny...where's the bathroom gone??!

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In the back garden of course

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By *eedelightsWoman
over a year ago

London

Whatever it takes

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

Exactly, I like pinging elastic bands at flies

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

I was talking to a male Fab member just the other day about spiders; this thread might give him ideas but his aim would be rubbish as he'd be running out the door and trying to shoot backwards.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I let the house spider have free reign During the spring and summer but I,ve Started to put conkers down when they Are fresh off the trees, In a few areas They lurk, when the conkers dry out its Back to business for the spiders, I found a early conker on the floor Beneath chestnut trees this afternoon still in its case, I put that one Alongside a hole where a large House Spider lives she,ll be alright it will just subdue her Somewhat as the chestnut oil does to All house spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I kinda like them. My cats club them to death anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

Yes! I HATE flies, buzzing little bastards.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

Yes! I HATE flies, buzzing little bastards."

Hi Anna, Wanna borrow some laggy bands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

Yes! I HATE flies, buzzing little bastards.

Hi Anna, Wanna borrow some laggy bands

I've got shit aim, I'd probably just ping them all off my own fingers or get myself in the eye or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate a rule that I won't shoot what I won't eat, so I'm not shooting any spiders. Besides, I kinda like em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get a kitten. Kittens and cats love playing with spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spent many a night laying in bed sweating and crying with my heart racing because I saw a big spider in my house. I can't kill them because I can't get near enough. I would shoot them if my hand was steady enough and hate myself for killing something that meant me no harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOOOOO, spiders cause no harm and are ecologically efficient predators. "

You wouldn't be saying that if you were hooked up to an ECG machine and had your heart recorded while someone shows you pics of big hairy spiders..... The predators bit isn't true, I have flies and spiders, If the spiders eat flies why do I then have to buy sticky fly paper??

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have an irrational fear of spiders but shooting one is madness I tell you..madness. I would save my ammo for something far larger and more dangerous.

Like a giraffe intent on rape and pillaging or something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I like em. Especially the big ones I like to give them names and say hello to them! !! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would gladly suck a cock in return for a spider purge of my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try and stop me

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god I love your arse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I like em. Especially the big ones I like to give them names and say hello to them! !! Hehe

So do I, and the names all have to begin with S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I like em. Especially the big ones I like to give them names and say hello to them! !! Hehe

So do I, and the names all have to begin with S

The big ones I see are always Harry. Named after the spider in a n old Cadbury Fingers advert (Harry the Spider's coming out party!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would gladly suck a cock in return for a spider purge of my house. "

I'm not a big fan of having to cart big spiders trapped in pint glasses outside in my panties to chuck in front of neighbours houses...I've been told off before for just chucking them in our garden..not far enough apparently!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i quite like them so wouldn't shoot them no..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We have two dead ones on the stairs I think the cat got.

And two 'missing in action' that Fox saw earlier.

I hope they're dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh I like em. Especially the big ones I like to give them names and say hello to them! !! Hehe

So do I, and the names all have to begin with S

The big ones I see are always Harry. Named after the spider in a n old Cadbury Fingers advert (Harry the Spider's coming out party!) "

Must be before my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant moth season this month

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

Yes! I HATE flies, buzzing little bastards.

Hi Anna, Wanna borrow some laggy bands

I've got shit aim, I'd probably just ping them all off my own fingers or get myself in the eye or something

Tuition is free and fun here in Cloud Cuckoo Land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scream at Daddy Long Legs,yes I know but they divebomb me deliberately and the men of the house just laugh. But I dont let them kill them or spiders, just out the door they go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOOOOO, spiders cause no harm and are ecologically efficient predators. Plus ma last Border Collie was called Spider

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love border collies ......quite big hairy spiders however Yuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A lot of people don't like the fact that spiders drink from the corner of your eye and mouth while you sleep.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do anything to get rid of spiders

I do not like

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"NOOOOO, spiders cause no harm and are ecologically efficient predators. Plus ma last Border Collie was called Spider

love border collies ......quite big hairy spiders however Yuck"

Good grief Kelly, there's really no pleasing some women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our house is a spider free zone, the ninja spider assassin kitties do a fantastic job of clearing the crawly fuckers out.

I imagine they see it as extra protein in their diet

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A lot of people don't like the fact that spiders drink from the corner of your eye and mouth while you sleep.....

I heard if you sleep with your legs open that they often bum you as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving on the motorway a few years ago the sun was shining in my eyes so I pulled the visor down, A few seconds later a spider came down on it's web and just hung there, I had to keep blowing at it until it went back up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A lot of people don't like the fact that spiders drink from the corner of your eye and mouth while you sleep.....

I heard if you sleep with your legs open that they often bum you as well.

Ya can't beat an anal spider gang bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I wouldn't I would just leave them be or put them outside.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Ooh I like em. Especially the big ones I like to give them names and say hello to them! !! Hehe

So do I, and the names all have to begin with S

The big ones I see are always Harry. Named after the spider in a n old Cadbury Fingers advert (Harry the Spider's coming out party!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOOOOO, spiders cause no harm and are ecologically efficient predators. Plus ma last Border Collie was called Spider

love border collies ......quite big hairy spiders however Yuck

Good grief Kelly, there's really no pleasing some women

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oh I'm quite easy to please.....just don't mention spiders .

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Giant moth season this month

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Hawkmoths I,ve not seen one this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would gladly suck a cock in return for a spider purge of my house.

No!! They come back. You have to squish them and say a little prayer of forgiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people don't like the fact that spiders drink from the corner of your eye and mouth while you sleep.....

I heard if you sleep with your legs open that they often bum you as well.

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"I would gladly suck a cock in return for a spider purge of my house.

No!! They come back. You have to squish them and say a little prayer of forgiveness

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Awwwwwww..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BURN THE HOUSE DOWN"

And check that one didn't jump on your back as you ran away from the burning building

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

And check that one didn't jump on your back as you ran away from the burning building "

Nuke the entire site from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lot of people don't like the fact that spiders drink from the corner of your eye and mouth while you sleep.....

I heard if you sleep with your legs open that they often bum you as well.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would gladly suck a cock in return for a spider purge of my house.

No!! They come back. You have to squish them and say a little prayer of forgiveness

Tried stamping on one the other day...i jumped off after it had carried me 15ft....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

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no, I like spiders

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

no, I like spiders"

Would you be willing to shoot next door's cats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you be willing to shoot next door's cats?

If it climbed out my overflow while i was taking a bath. Fuck yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

no, I like spiders

Would you be willing to shoot next door's cats?

Depends on if you live next door to a zoo i guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks over at co2 pistol on book case*

Now why did I never think of a spider safari!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"*looks over at co2 pistol on book case*

Now why did I never think of a spider safari!!"

Hope you've got a tub of polyfiller handy for the aftermath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*looks over at co2 pistol on book case*

Now why did I never think of a spider safari!!"

I can recommend cherry tomatoes at 10 metres, excellent splatty fun with an airpistol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a better idea. .. Can i shoot wasps and mosquitoes too? I hate those fuckers more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks over at co2 pistol on book case*

Now why did I never think of a spider safari!!

I can recommend cherry tomatoes at 10 metres, excellent splatty fun with an airpistol! "

I don't think my folks would be too happy with me shooting up the prize tomatoes :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

And check that one didn't jump on your back as you ran away from the burning building

Nuke the entire site from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure.

But still check your back

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

I'm pretty sure the one that ran across our carpet last night wouldn't have been satisfied with a fly, more like a dog, or possibly a small child at least.

I was worried if I threw my shoe at it, it might catch it and throw it back!

Mr ddc

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

nope, but then i wouldnt shoot anything really.

Spiders do a good service for us, eating flys etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My house seems full of them just now. And they are massive! Im getting better at leaving them alone unless they venture into my bedroom. Then it's hoover time !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you posing this at the ladies?

I wouldn't shoot them, I'd rather have the spiders than flies which are filthy things.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"nope, but then i wouldnt shoot anything really.

Spiders do a good service for us, eating flys etc"

And then the cats do a good service of eating the spiders....unless they find themselves in animal court for crimes which break animal law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try and stop me

god I love your arse x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the spiders webs in the early morning dew were a lovely sight this morning..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"nope, but then i wouldnt shoot anything really.

Spiders do a good service for us, eating flys etc

And then the cats do a good service of eating the spiders....unless they find themselves in animal court for crimes which break animal law

hahaha!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We have two dead ones on the stairs I think the cat got.

And two 'missing in action' that Fox saw earlier.

I hope they're dead.

Your stairs appears to be their natural dying place. Unless these are the same two from last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move over house spider has anyone had one of those False Widows in their house?!

I found one in my bathroom a few days ago, going to have to check there's not a nest now, they can give a nasty bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd shoot moths. Hairy ugly bastuds

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Move over house spider has anyone had one of those False Widows in their house?!

I found one in my bathroom a few days ago, going to have to check there's not a nest now, they can give a nasty bite."

What's a false widow look like ? I used to live in Australia as a child and am terrified of spiders

I tried to flush one down the plug hole today but it climbed back back up.... The little bugger !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move over house spider has anyone had one of those False Widows in their house?!

I found one in my bathroom a few days ago, going to have to check there's not a nest now, they can give a nasty bite.

What's a false widow look like ? I used to live in Australia as a child and am terrified of spiders

I tried to flush one down the plug hole today but it climbed back back up.... The little bugger !!!

Like a natural black widow but larger and perter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Move over house spider has anyone had one of those False Widows in their house?!

I found one in my bathroom a few days ago, going to have to check there's not a nest now, they can give a nasty bite.

What's a false widow look like ? I used to live in Australia as a child and am terrified of spiders

I tried to flush one down the plug hole today but it climbed back back up.... The little bugger !!!

They're brown in colour with a whiteish skull like pattern on their body. Nowhere near in the realms of a black widow but can give a nasty nip.

My friend called pest control to remove a nest from her shed, Eeeuuuwww!'

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Omg sure we have one of those in our garden !! I will be getting the Broom out tomorrow to knock all the cobwebs away we seem to have so many everywhere, but thanks for the info hunni !!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Omg sure we have one of those in our garden !! I will be getting the Broom out tomorrow to knock all the cobwebs away we seem to have so many everywhere, but thanks for the info hunni !! "
I don,t think false widows have got this far up into the country how far I don,t know I think They like it down south better perhaps the climate is a deal braker.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

breaker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have two dead ones on the stairs I think the cat got.

And two 'missing in action' that Fox saw earlier.

I hope they're dead.

Your stairs appears to be their natural dying place. Unless these are the same two from last week.

Someone doesn't vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg sure we have one of those in our garden !! I will be getting the Broom out tomorrow to knock all the cobwebs away we seem to have so many everywhere, but thanks for the info hunni !! "

You're welcome.

My friend clobbered one with her shoe & green puss came out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago I was going to bed and I don't know what made me do it but I pulled my duvet all the way back, And sitting right in the middle of my bed was the biggest spider i had seen in a long time, I have to check my bed every time now

Sleep well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont seem to mind Garden spiders but when it comes to the house spider, I freak out. Heart rate goes up, I get panicy and my palms sweat. I can't deal with them so I have to spray them with fly killer

I genuinely feel sorry for those who have a phobia of them.

Surprised companies haven't produced something for general sale to make houses spider free. I'd buy one no matter what the cost

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Omg sure we have one of those in our garden !! I will be getting the Broom out tomorrow to knock all the cobwebs away we seem to have so many everywhere, but thanks for the info hunni !!

You're welcome.

My friend clobbered one with her shoe & green puss came out!! :-

That's not good i feel rather qeeazy now

lol!!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

Is it illegal to suck them up with a dyson that's how they meet their end in my house

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Would you shoot one of those mack off great house spiders that are EVERYWHERE at the moment?

Is it illegal to suck them up with a dyson that's how they meet their end in my house "

Well if it is we are going down together !!! Because my dyson is used for exactly the same thing but make sure you empty the canister !!!!

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