FabSwingers.com forum: Oddest sexual request you've ever received?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yeah, I've had stuff like that lol

...and worse :o

There's some... uh... odd people out there.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yeah, I've had stuff like that lol

...and worse :o

There's some... uh... odd people out there. "

On the plus side, it makes me feel comparatively normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I can't recall anything weird

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A little bust atmo but I'll have a rummage in the recesses of my mind in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiping is very important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy wanted me to poop on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too"

a jobs never finished till the paperwork's done

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"One guy wanted me to poop on him

A German girl wanted to do this to me years ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he wanted to "drain my boobs of milk" I find this rather odd and no it wasn't the Mr lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

man in blue tights wanted me to put chains and locks on him and leave him for an hour

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Jesus I feel quiet vanilla now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy mailed us asking if we would let him come and shave our pubic areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few, one guy wanted me to be his little girl and do colouring and stuff, another wanted me to be his mummy and breastfeed him (yeah ok!), another wanted me to poo on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the man that was quite happy to film himself with a massive dildo up his bum and poo everywhere (seriously I saw this with my eyes, it's burnt in forever!) and then proceeded to pee in a glass and drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too"

Sounds strangely familiar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get quite a few just asking if they can suck my nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you fuck my dog?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ok, you have my full and undivided attention. I have had requested (and NOT gone through with):

* piss, shit galore (it gets a bit dull tbh)

* throttling/choking

* people offering money for whatever, be it a *very* generous taxi fare or a straight offer of cash for sex (no, ta)

* offers of blow jobs if I smoke a cigar

* I DID go through with a foot fetishist a couple of times but that left me cold

* Animal fetishes

* Funnel play

* Dad/son play with an 18 yr old ONLY HE WANTED TO BE THE DAD. Err... fuck off!

* Had a gay man who, very specifically, wanted to get a post-op transexual as a 3rd. Not my style...

* I DID give a (very cute) guy a facial and then take him to Sainsbury's with the fruits of my labour running down his face and t-shirt. The look from the lady at the checkout was priceless. But that was a very unhealthy relationship and the things I used to make him do are unprintable...

I suppose I'm quite boring really.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Will you fuck my dog? "

I did have a lady ask me if I could provide 2 dogs to "service her." I don't have any dogs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf is wrong with some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope."

That's not weird

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman wanted to be my Mummy.

A guy wanted me to use him as a toilet and I quote "in the proper way".

Countless offers of money.

A guy wanted me to put pegs all over his body and pour beans on him.

Another guy asked if he could stand outside and listen to us fuck through the open window.

Just a few of the odd requests so far.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I'm almost offended now!

With a few exceptions, in my 18 months on the site people generally just want to chat, make friends and have great sex with me!

Why don't the deviants want me? Where am I going wrong??

Off to sulk now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbh I'm almost offended now!

With a few exceptions, in my 18 months on the site people generally just want to chat, make friends and have great sex with me!

Why don't the deviants want me? Where am I going wrong??

Off to sulk now!

Do you want to meet up and hog tie me, then thumb a load of snails into my arse?

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Tbh I'm almost offended now!

With a few exceptions, in my 18 months on the site people generally just want to chat, make friends and have great sex with me!

Why don't the deviants want me? Where am I going wrong??

Off to sulk now!

Pretty sure that you will be inundated with "requests" now...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A man asked me to give his dog a bj and let mine lick me out while he came over me .... i said NO and reported him !

The worst bit really is my dog is a guide dog in training!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I'm almost offended now!

With a few exceptions, in my 18 months on the site people generally just want to chat, make friends and have great sex with me!

Why don't the deviants want me? Where am I going wrong??

Off to sulk now!

Do you want to meet up and hog tie me, then thumb a load of snails into my arse?"

Erm - no!

I do have hog-ties though - and could rent them to you at reasonable rates should you find a woman with a snail fettish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man asked me to give his dog a bj and let mine lick me out while he came over me .... i said NO and reported him !

The worst bit really is my dog is a guide dog in training!!!!"

THAT's the worst bit???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man asked me to give his dog a bj and let mine lick me out while he came over me .... i said NO and reported him !

The worst bit really is my dog is a guide dog in training!!!!"

Ewe!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man asked me to give his dog a bj and let mine lick me out while he came over me .... i said NO and reported him !

The worst bit really is my dog is a guide dog in training!!!!

THAT's the worst bit???

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope.

That's not weird "

Weird is subjective. I wasn't into it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh God. And then there was that young lad who, to cut a long story short, wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, best him up (proper like), piss on him and rape him :/

I've never finished a 'date' before with: "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope."

I've had that and also someone wanted to cum on my heels then push them up his bum. I'm strange I know but not that strange lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God. And then there was that young lad who, to cut a long story short, wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, best him up (proper like), piss on him and rape him :/

I've never finished a 'date' before with: "I think you should fuck off now and get your train".

You've led an interesting life!

Be a pet and move in next door to me? I'd love to share countless coffees and giggles with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy say he was setting up a sex toy business. He asked if I'd buy some toys, video myself testing them and I'd get a full refund after sending him the videos.

Seemed legit.

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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope."

I've made a guy do this, it was quite horny actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaving my beard !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I had another one say "how rough do you like it" (I can take rough) but then he said "to the point I rape you and piss down your leg" I swiftly blocked him

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Shaving my beard ! "

Yeah, people who want me to depilate can fuck off too

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Christ.....lol I suppose watching a couple have sex whilst I wank is not that strange after all.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird"

FAB!

Why the Mars bar?

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Done that you don,t no what you have missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird"

To be or not to be. That is the question.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

People who want your used underwear... what's all that about?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird

FAB!

Why the Mars bar?"

We tried a Snickers but i'm allergic to peanuts and went into anaphylactic shock. The people at A&E recommended I try a Mars bar instead

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird

To be or not to be. That is the question.

"To poo, or not to poo..." surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want your used underwear... what's all that about?!"

They have a fetish for washing machines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want your used underwear... what's all that about?!"

A guy wanted me to piss on a pair and send them to him....poor postie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Gross!"

Sorry I actually lol'd at this, I feel your pain on this one, should have done it and that would put him off for life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Gross!"

Lol i agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Its quite big on the web. They call it Scat. Dirty bloody mongrels

There is a foreign truck company called SKAT. Every time I see one of their lorries on the motorway I cant help grinning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Gross!

Sorry I actually lol'd at this, I feel your pain on this one, should have done it and that would put him off for life!! "

Lol well i think if any nutter out there wants to risk pebble dashing then im ya woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I wanted to try pregnancy risk sex...no pill or condom!

There are LOTS of nutters about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird

To be or not to be. That is the question.

"To poo, or not to poo..." surely?

Is this a dagger I see before me, or are you just pleased to see me ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Will you fuck my dog?

I did have a lady ask me if I could provide 2 dogs to "service her." I don't have any dogs...

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When we were very new and naïve we had a cpl contact us, and we had some mail tennis where they kept mentioning their dog, did we like dogs, were we ok with dogs, were we animal lovers etc... then they actually asked if Jayne would play with their dog.... that's when we twigged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Its quite big on the web. They call it Scat. Dirty bloody mongrels

There is a foreign truck company called SKAT. Every time I see one of their lorries on the motorway I cant help grinning."

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I wanted to try pregnancy risk sex...no pill or condom!

There are LOTS of nutters about

Lol ive had that!! I get the "im clean" statement to which ive relplied "im not"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once asked a single lady on FAB if she would care to go to dinner.

She replied calling me a filthy pervert who was in need of therapy and people like me disgusted her I suppose she had a point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once asked a single lady on FAB if she would care to go to dinner.

She replied calling me a filthy pervert who was in need of therapy and people like me disgusted her I suppose she had a point?"

Its dirty disgusting perverts like you that give FAB a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you fuck my dog?

I did have a lady ask me if I could provide 2 dogs to "service her." I don't have any dogs...

When we were very new and naïve we had a cpl contact us, and we had some mail tennis where they kept mentioning their dog, did we like dogs, were we ok with dogs, were we animal lovers etc... then they actually asked if Jayne would play with their dog.... that's when we twigged!

There was a couple of stories in the news years ago

One bloke got caught trying to give a cat a good seeing to on the London Underground. apparently he had it on his lap!!!

The other bloke video'd himself en-flagrante with the family dog and a family member inadvertently watched the video

Both ended up in prison I think

Serves em right for getting caught.....right where's the cat?

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By *4STYWoman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola

I had a guy Ince asking me to spit roast him, literally. Apparently there is a photographer who takes pics of men in a spit roast like a pig. So he wanted an apple in his mouth a stick on his ass and me to me to burning alive and he was whiling to pay for it.

Another one loved me to walk barefoot and dirt up my feet and than he lick my feet.

Oh not forgeting the one who wanted me to castrate him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once asked a single lady on FAB if she would care to go to dinner.

She replied calling me a filthy pervert who was in need of therapy and people like me disgusted her I suppose she had a point?

Its dirty disgusting perverts like you that give FAB a bad name

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I know and I will seek help. It's like an illness I just want to treat a lady with respect and socialise as a prerequisite to what may flow. Can any one help me please?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Its quite big on the web. They call it Scat. Dirty bloody mongrels

There is a foreign truck company called SKAT. Every time I see one of their lorries on the motorway I cant help grinning.

Lol!!"

Ah!

The Italian nation electrical corporation is called...

(wait for it)

GENItalia

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I had a guy Ince asking me to spit roast him, literally. Apparently there is a photographer who takes pics of men in a spit roast like a pig. So he wanted an apple in his mouth a stick on his ass and me to me to burning alive and he was whiling to pay for it.

Another one loved me to walk barefoot and dirt up my feet and than he lick my feet.

Oh not forgeting the one who wanted me to castrate him.

OK, you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once texted asking if I had a pair of steel toe capped boots, upon asking why he said he would pay me to tie him up blindfolded and kick fuck out of him....... Kept asking if I was angry with anyone enough to picture that person was him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird

FAB!

Why the Mars bar?

We tried a Snickers but i'm allergic to peanuts and went into anaphylactic shock. The people at A&E recommended I try a Mars bar instead"

lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once texted asking if I had a pair of steel toe capped boots, upon asking why he said he would pay me to tie him up blindfolded and kick fuck out of him....... Kept asking if I was angry with anyone enough to picture that person was him

Was he from Glasgow? They call that foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I had one the other day asking if he could breed me.

I thought 10 points to him for weirdness, but also 10 points to me for being more convincing looking than I thought I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely none.

I'm not sure if I'm pleased or disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always being asked for mum/son roleplay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own but daddy daughter role play was a request too far for me

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

See, on another site, all these are perfectly normal.

There was a guy doing the rounds a few years back asking woman to film themselves wearing high heels and squishing things underfoot. Anyone remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one the other day asking if he could breed me.

I thought 10 points to him for weirdness, but also 10 points to me for being more convincing looking than I thought I was

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are you sure he didn't say feed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy ask me to carve his name into his back. Had a guy who wanted me to lie completely still with my eyes closed while he wanked on me then when i felt his cum hit me i had to scream and jump up. Had a guy ask to be ridden like a horse while listening to the Bonanza song. All of these requests were denied and all men told to leave immediately.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A man asked me to give his dog a bj and let mine lick me out while he came over me .... i said NO and reported him !

The worst bit really is my dog is a guide dog in training!!!!

THAT's the worst bit???

Yes if she makes it aa a qualified guide dog some poor unsuspecting guide dog owner could have one hell of a surprise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our weirdest we've had was someone who wanted to travel up from the south just to rim me and Marc. No sex....just rimming. huh.

Its not that weird by these standards, though!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girl who wanted me to punch her in the kidneys while fucking her in the ass.

I don't mind a fight but I'm not into hitting women.

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I had a guy ask me to carve his name into his back. Had a guy who wanted me to lie completely still with my eyes closed while he wanked on me then when i felt his cum hit me i had to scream and jump up. Had a guy ask to be ridden like a horse while listening to the Bonanza song. All of these requests were denied and all men told to leave immediately."

The Bonanza song would be strangely appropriate though...

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Been asked to kick a guy in the balls..that was odd. An certainly not for me..i dont do pain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bonanza song would be strangely appropriate though...

The cumming on me then having me scream one made me think he'd actually wanked on a sleeping woman without consent before. Really creeped me out. Luckily we weren't even naked at the point he told me this so i simply told him he wasn't my type and left the bar. Weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one man who I'd been seeing ask me to crush his nuts. I squeezed them firmly and he said no,really crush them hard. I couldn't do it. Even though I don't have nuts as I tried to squeeze harder I went all weak and squeamish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one man who I'd been seeing ask me to crush his nuts. I squeezed them firmly and he said no,really crush them hard. I couldn't do it. Even though I don't have nuts as I tried to squeeze harder I went all weak and squeamish. "

I couldn't do this either. Eeek!

How long into seeing him did he ask you for this?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked for a kiss once - dirty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh many years ago...

it was the sickest...I posted about it...guess who got the bad end of that!

the guy wanted to see me fuck his mum...................

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like my balls being squeezed to be fair

Not crushed though

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"The guy who wanted me to poo in tupperware and post it to him

Does it have to be Tupperware or can it be non-branded plastic storage?

A lady once asked me to stick a Mars bar up my arse and recite Shakespeare. She was weird"

She's just looking for her Romeo. Romeo, Romeo where art thou Romeo.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

weirdest one was a few years back who took hours driving down from Scotland stood in the hall and got his cock out

I gave him a BJ .. 2 seconds later he came and went!!!!!!!! without saying a word lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Been asked to FUCK OFF

still dont know what an OFF is

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

had one bloke who wanted me to lay on top of him

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Omg what is wrong with the world?? Piss and shit is not a turn on!

Ive had someone (non fab) once ask me to shit on his chest

as an ibs sufferer i politely declined! Its not always solid

Its quite big on the web. They call it Scat. Dirty bloody mongrels

There is a foreign truck company called SKAT. Every time I see one of their lorries on the motorway I cant help grinning."

Imagine what it would be like if they just happened to be a customer of yours and you had to do presentations in conjunction with Skat?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Yeah, I've had stuff like that lol

...and worse :o

There's some... uh... odd people out there.

On the plus side, it makes me feel comparatively normal

And if we're ever in care homes (not the currently being built Fab Care Home), then some of this stuff will be happening every day, albeit without the sexual element.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once asked me would I tie him naked to a bed and pelt him with cooked ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few shockers....

The guy who had a goat fetish (yup, you read it right.... GOAT fetish) and wanted to fuck me on all fours while I bleated - probably the wackiest.

A few years ago on another website a guy wanted to take me to McDonald's and then fill my pussy up with the fries befor eating them..... I politely declined.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't do this either. Eeek!

How long into seeing him did he ask you for this?

-Courtney"

I'd known him about 6 months,probably our 3rd time of having sex. I kept thinking I hope he doesn't want children if he likes this kind of stuff

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too"

ironically some bi guy asked me the same thing when I was on cam in the chatrooms and said he always wanted to see an asian man take a crap...

needless to say I was a little weirded/grossed out which usually takes a lot for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my balls being squeezed to be fair

Not crushed though "

I physically shuddered when I felt them squash together. It reminded me of roasted chestnuts when they pop as you squish them

The strange thing was he's a doctor and would have known the dangers of having crushed nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too

ironically some bi guy asked me the same thing when I was on cam in the chatrooms and said he always wanted to see an asian man take a crap...

needless to say I was a little weirded/grossed out which usually takes a lot for me...

Is your poo different to other races? Does it come out shaped like the Taj Mahal

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I had a guy who wanted me to use him as my toilet. His mouth. And as an ashtray.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I like my balls being squeezed to be fair

Not crushed though

I physically shuddered when I felt them squash together. It reminded me of roasted chestnuts when they pop as you squish them

The strange thing was he's a doctor and would have known the dangers of having crushed nuts. "

CBT is a well established fetish, practiced by many. You'd be surprised at the amount of torture they can take without damage.

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

to piss up my bum ..had it a few times now.

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"One guy wanted me to poop on him

A German girl wanted to do this to me years ago...

Those pesky Germans!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few people have told me to go fuck myself

Kinky or what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too"

Did she carry on undetturd ??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Quite a few people have told me to go fuck myself

Kinky or what ?"

I thought that was just me

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

"Oh and the man that was quite happy to film himself with a massive dildo up his bum and poo everywhere (seriously I saw this with my eyes, it's burnt in forever!) and then proceeded to pee in a glass and drink it "

There are some things you wished you'd never looked at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weve been asked if were into fart play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope."

dirty bastard

what's his username

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too

ironically some bi guy asked me the same thing when I was on cam in the chatrooms and said he always wanted to see an asian man take a crap...

needless to say I was a little weirded/grossed out which usually takes a lot for me...

Is your poo different to other races? Does it come out shaped like the Taj Mahal

hell no hahah but I like you're sense of humor on that, the guy was just generally into asian lads but I said to him I'm not into men but didn't mind him watching or making conversation....

then some time later he came up with that and me I thought what the absolute fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to chat to a woman she was a head teacher she asked me to meet her in my estate car and just lick her from behind I wasn't allowed to take my clothes off she didn't want to touch me and she would be on her knees the whole time I licked her for three hours and I met het again and did the same but not as long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy message us asking if he could follow me round wearing nothing but a dog collar and lead...and then lock him in one of our cupboards or an old coal shed while we went to the shops. he wanted me to wear a pair of walking boot through some mud and then lick them clean

Strangest one to date I think :/

H x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Weve been asked if were into fart play"

Yeah I had a guy who took forever to cum and when I gently suggested we stop (chafing) he told me he'd cum really quickly if I sat on his face and pretended to fart (raspberry noises and everything

He was right! He then told me about his fart fetish.

The one I was mist affronted about was the foot fetishist who took ages before he told me what really worked for him but once he'd told the floodgates opened. Turns out he was most attracted to my feet, mainly because of the size (they're fairly small) which were the right size for his shoe collection. I then spent a fabulous afternoon trying on pair after pair of gorgeous designer shoes while he wanked but at the end of it they all went home with him!

I've been asked to dance on someone too. His fetish was to be part of the floor and have women walk on him and dance on him. In stilettos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy once asked me would I tie him naked to a bed and pelt him with cooked ham

Ive laughed so hard at this!!! I sound like mutley!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to chat to a woman she was a head teacher she asked me to meet her in my estate car and just lick her from behind I wasn't allowed to take my clothes off she didn't want to touch me and she would be on her knees the whole time I licked her for three hours and I met het again and did the same but not as long

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

feel left out now. never get asked to do anything weird. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had probably had them replaced with rubber ones. A friend of mine lost one to testicular cancer. It was his party trick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i ask what you got out of that? I mean ive licked a considerable about of women and after a while it makes you a little retchy. Just from the tongue action alone. 3 hours of licking at that angle, your neck must have been killing you!"
hehe yes well didn't think it was going to go on for 3 hours but most of my pleasure in sex comes from yours and when she came god did she enjoy it it seemed to last forever then I would continue one thing I would say her bum was very spikey where she had shaved it it did make my cheeks quite sore and at times I could hardly get a breath she loved it so I just enjoyed giving her her fantasy ,it's weird because at the same time as I met her I met two other head teachers and one of them was I would say the best sex I ever had but the most obnoxious woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from now feeling decidedly vanilla my main question is...

Do you suddenly wake up one morning and think, 'I would love someone to take a shit on my chest' (or similar weird kink)

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Apart from now feeling decidedly vanilla my main question is...

Do you suddenly wake up one morning and think, 'I would love someone to take a shit on my chest' (or similar weird kink)"

porn movies IMO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a messed up human being. Where did we go wrong as a species?

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Never had weird requests on here, but have had LOADS on Youtube.

One guy asked me repeatedly to film myself in stockings and heels, with COINS in the stockings "and if they all bunch up round the toes, that's even better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get quite a few just asking if they can suck my nipples

To be honest, that doesnt suprise me!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lol - this one from my little old lady friend who retold a story of a rather well-to-do friend she had in the early 70s.

So, the friend was engaged to a dashing gent - the whole package - handsome, solvent, kind, attentive. She was a virgin until the wedding night.

Come the night of the big night her new husband tells his expectant and excited bride that there's something she needs to know, something he needs to get off.

In order to cum this man likes to be tied to a tree and masturbated to the point of orgasm WITH A PLASTIC BAG before sex can commence.

The marriage lasted less than a year.

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

Another from Youtube:

"I would pay you extremely handsomely for you to knee, or kick me in the balls. Are you down?!"|

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy wanted to lick his cum off my toes. Nope.

That's not weird "

I enjoy sucking toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling extremely left put now. Why don't I get these offers lol

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By *ong cockMan
over a year ago

derby

I was chatting to woman and she's still on fab and she said to me that she wanted me to wank in front of my dogs or over them and I said to her I'm not doing that that's sick I never met her again she works for NHS to so wounder why NHS is crap lol the workers are crap that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young man asked what my gag reflex was like as he wanted me to puke all over him....which....by reading some of your requests....seems average x hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a few people have told me to go fuck myself

Kinky or what ?"

Not by fab standards. I haven't seen it personally but I'm sure someone will point you to his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaving my beard ! "

Noooo

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

almost enough to tempt me to open my message filters...not

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wow!

I almost feel normal but I quite like watersports!

Only one way though... I couldn't piss on someone if you paid me!

I like to give most things a go cause I'm inquisitive and whilst having someone piss on me was quite possibly one of the horniest, most erotic things I've ever done.

I draw line firmly after that so I won't be shitting in any tupperware boxes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!

I almost feel normal but I quite like watersports!

Only one way though... I couldn't piss on someone if you paid me!

I like to give most things a go cause I'm inquisitive and whilst having someone piss on me was quite possibly one of the horniest, most erotic things I've ever done.

I draw line firmly after that so I won't be shitting in any tupperware boxes!!

I wonder if i ate a load of strawberries then pissed on you you'd smell of them?

It would certainly make the train journey home easier

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By *Sin or Not 2SinCouple
over a year ago

A hop skip n a jump

Did anybody else years ago have the nappy guy? He wanted to wear one and be fed a bottle all in his first message!

Remember explaining to him I was a swinger and his particular fetish was really not my thing to which he became abusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anybody else years ago have the nappy guy? He wanted to wear one and be fed a bottle all in his first message!

Remember explaining to him I was a swinger and his particular fetish was really not my thing to which he became abusive

Did he throw his toys out if his pram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To live in as a toyboy and make 5000k a week full time with a couple she 80 he 60.

Its just to much time from my gym and muscle diet, otherwise a good offer lol.

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"A man asked me to give his dog a bj and let mine lick me out while he came over me .... i said NO and reported him !

The worst bit really is my dog is a guide dog in training!!!!"

Party Pooper !

Or is that another post

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

some guy from the south east wanted me to put a dead pigs head on my lap whilst he fucked it

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

A couple contacted me on another site and asked if I would fuck the Mrs while Mr watched. All very straightforward I thought and agreed to meet the following evening.

When I got to the house she was dressed in lovely lingerie but unfortunately so was he and he had a massive strap on. Apparently the plan was for me to fuck her then him to fuck me as a punishment for fucking his wife.

Now I was much more naive and relatively new to swinging at the time so needless to say I made my excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a few shockers....

The guy who had a goat fetish (yup, you read it right.... GOAT fetish) and wanted to fuck me on all fours while I bleated - probably the wackiest.

A few years ago on another website a guy wanted to take me to McDonald's and then fill my pussy up with the fries befor eating them..... I politely declined."

Hahaha!

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"I've had a few shockers....

The guy who had a goat fetish (yup, you read it right.... GOAT fetish) and wanted to fuck me on all fours while I bleated - probably the wackiest.

A few years ago on another website a guy wanted to take me to McDonald's and then fill my pussy up with the fries befor eating them..... I politely declined.

Hahaha! "

I know right? surely its gotta be burger king fries?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Did anybody else years ago have the nappy guy? He wanted to wear one and be fed a bottle all in his first message!

Remember explaining to him I was a swinger and his particular fetish was really not my thing to which he became abusive

You've reminded me of the guy who was going to be in Sheffield for work and wanted a hotel meet.

So far, so not very odd...

To change his nappy!!!

And maybe bottle feed him too if I fancied it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a weird one, me and my best mate used to fuck girls together ...I was asked to dress as an an Oompa Loompa and play rape by dragging the girl down an alleyway at a set time, she then wanted my friend to show up as batman and drag me off of her and the for batman to fuck her

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By *ong cockMan
over a year ago

derby

"A lady wanted to watch me poop as she played with herself

I was considering it as you only live once, right? But it got too weird when she said she wanted to wipe me too"
how old was she what did she look like

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Btw OP does it make any difference if we did it or not?

There are some odd ones I've been asked to get involved in that I agreed to out of fascination...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw OP does it make any difference if we did it or not?

There are some odd ones I've been asked to get involved in that I agreed to out of fascination...

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a guy asked me if id do his dog while he watched how wrong on so many levels is that lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Btw OP does it make any difference if we did it or not?

There are some odd ones I've been asked to get involved in that I agreed to out of fascination...

Do tell

The couple who chatted me up in a nightclub and asked what my opinion of fisting was. Doing it to him.

I knew it was going to get serious when they produced vets gloves (they go all the way up to the armpit).

I didn't get any sexual thrill from it but holding her hand with us both up to the elbow inside him was a definite experience

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By *rand XMan
over a year ago

east sussex

When I was young I had a gf that like me to cum on her eyes just before she went to sleep so that in the morning they were stuck closed and she loved to have to peel them open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw OP does it make any difference if we did it or not?

There are some odd ones I've been asked to get involved in that I agreed to out of fascination...

Do tell

The couple who chatted me up in a nightclub and asked what my opinion of fisting was. Doing it to him.

I knew it was going to get serious when they produced vets gloves (they go all the way up to the armpit).

I didn't get any sexual thrill from it but holding her hand with us both up to the elbow inside him was a definite experience

Wow. Thanks for sharing. There's something to think about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I get embarrassed because I have a foot fetish! Which is actually quite normal, and not that bad... Now only 90% of the female population needs to stop hating their feet.

There are guys that like dressing as babies and some women as ponies/horses!

Each to their own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of straight guys asking to suck my cock ....... which I think is rather odd.....

don't you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make love me and call me Gerald!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked to give a guy a foot job until he cums on my toes....

Weirdly enough the only messages I get of that sort are from men....

Never get fun requests from women.

Am I giving off a vibe I'm not aware of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked to give a guy a foot job until he cums on my toes....

Weirdly enough the only messages I get of that sort are from men....

Never get fun requests from women.

Am I giving off a vibe I'm not aware of?"

I doubt it I just think in general men are more open to exploring their kinky fetishes and trying them out. Women are more prone to hiding them and hoping they 'go away'

Speaking from experience

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