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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay had a date of a certain online app. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no useful suggestions but at "rhino with asthma".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirt some shaving in her hand then tickle her nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've no useful suggestions but at "rhino with asthma"."

Cheers Fleur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squirt some shaving in her hand then tickle her nose "

She might inhale it with that god aweful snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your dilemma? The fact that she snores (lots of people do - a gentle nudge in the back until she rolls over normally does the trick) or the fact that now you're done she's not buggered off home? (wake her up and tell her to piss off).

Fortunately, it sounds like you're being a gentleman about it and leaving her be for the time being so fair play for that and good for you . Are you going to see her again?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll swap ya OP, I've got a random Polish guy asleep on ma sofa, and a dude I know as Andy snoring his head off within kicking distance

Ya gotta love homeless people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll swap ya OP, I've got a random Polish guy asleep on ma sofa, and a dude I know as Andy snoring his head off within kicking distance

Ya gotta love homeless people "

fair play fella! Whilst I regularly donate to homeless charities, I don't do anything like actually provide shelter in my own house for homeless people. That takes a special kind of person to do that, so I genuinely doff my hat to you sir, superb work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give her a poke or hold her nose - one may wake her the other will stop the snoring - depends what you want - her awake or some peace

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Go down on here to wake her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to a woman's world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teabag her? The snoring could produce a pleasing vibratory effect

Or wank into her handbag/purse so she learns to be better next time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ended up sleeping on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ended up sleeping on the sofa. "

Phew! Crisis averted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay had a date of a certain online app. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp "
hey you picked her live with it hehe

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And here's another fine reason not to date!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirt some shaving in her hand then tickle her nose "

Lol fantastic four rules

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"Teabag her? The snoring could produce a pleasing vibratory effect

Or wank into her handbag/purse so she learns to be better next time."

Ha ha, Class.... Pure class!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I made her a bacon sandwhich for her troubles and now she has gone. Hazzarrrr I get bed back.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And in future... on a different forum...


"Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp "

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

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By *sla69Woman
over a year ago

coventry/Leicestershire border


"I made her a bacon sandwhich for her troubles and now she has gone. Hazzarrrr I get bed back."

That will teach you to bring strange women home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And here's another fine reason not to date!!!! "
why do you snore to xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"And here's another fine reason not to date!!!! why do you snore to xx "

No idea... I'm asleep so don't really care.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I snore there is no hope for me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

"

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

She did well out of this? I wonder what she is saying to her mates about you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this."

OMG

I thought we had a lovely evening together and you said you liked my snoring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She did well out of this? I wonder what she is saying to her mates about you..."

Possibly the worst shag of her life. My feet smelt and I burnt her bacon sandwhich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She did well out of this? I wonder what she is saying to her mates about you...

Possibly the worst shag of her life. My feet smelt and I burnt her bacon sandwhich."

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"She did well out of this? I wonder what she is saying to her mates about you...

Possibly the worst shag of her life. My feet smelt and I burnt her bacon sandwhich."

So I take it you ain't seeing her again then? Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Shakes headband wanders off muttering "so this is how men talk about us women........wonder how they'd feel if they knew what we say about them"

I think I prefer this to the constant white knighting at least we know it's how he really feels .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Shakes headband

Shakes head and.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She did well out of this? I wonder what she is saying to her mates about you...

Possibly the worst shag of her life. My feet smelt and I burnt her bacon sandwhich.

So I take it you ain't seeing her again then? Lol"

This was with online dating obviously we shall have a second date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

"

Indeed And there is zero respect on the part of the OP.

Stil OP I'm sure there are plenty of women that would love to meet a man who belittles his meets so publicly and they will no doubt be beating a path to your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this."

She certainly did

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"She did well out of this? I wonder what she is saying to her mates about you...

Possibly the worst shag of her life. My feet smelt and I burnt her bacon sandwhich.

So I take it you ain't seeing her again then? Lol

This was with online dating obviously we shall have a second date! "

Hummm you have to keep us all posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this."

Can you explain how it;s fun? I (and I suspect a few other people) are missing that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

Indeed And there is zero respect on the part of the OP.

Stil OP I'm sure there are plenty of women that would love to meet a man who belittles his meets so publicly and they will no doubt be beating a path to your inbox "

1. This was not a meet off here! It was online dating. If it was off here it would be insulting as I would be effecting their chances of other meets.

2. If you can not see the humour in this, then I am afraid you need to look again.

3. Turning a light hearted thread in to something about morals and respect is not what the forums are about IMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I missing something because I don't see it as being disrespectful. Lots of us snore.

If it was a male/female half of a couple on here talking about their partner snoring & having to sleep on the sofa, it would be taken in a light hearted way & not be seen as being rude or disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I missing something because I don't see it as being disrespectful. Lots of us snore.

If it was a male/female half of a couple on here talking about their partner snoring & having to sleep on the sofa, it would be taken in a light hearted way & not be seen as being rude or disrespectful."

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

Indeed And there is zero respect on the part of the OP.

Stil OP I'm sure there are plenty of women that would love to meet a man who belittles his meets so publicly and they will no doubt be beating a path to your inbox

1. This was not a meet off here! It was online dating. If it was off here it would be insulting as I would be effecting their chances of other meets.

2. If you can not see the humour in this, then I am afraid you need to look again.

3. Turning a light hearted thread in to something about morals and respect is not what the forums are about IMO."

1. Where the meet from is irrelevant, it's your lack of respect that is the issue

2. If you find the fact that a woman sonres and you publicly compare her to a rhino funny, good for you. I'm glad my humour is just a little more refined than laughing at people

3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

Your post shows no respect, some people appear to find it funny, others less so, though you don't seem to want to take the women a couples who've commented negatively to task

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

Indeed And there is zero respect on the part of the OP.

Stil OP I'm sure there are plenty of women that would love to meet a man who belittles his meets so publicly and they will no doubt be beating a path to your inbox

1. This was not a meet off here! It was online dating. If it was off here it would be insulting as I would be effecting their chances of other meets.

2. If you can not see the humour in this, then I am afraid you need to look again.

3. Turning a light hearted thread in to something about morals and respect is not what the forums are about IMO.

1. Where the meet from is irrelevant, it's your lack of respect that is the issue

2. If you find the fact that a woman sonres and you publicly compare her to a rhino funny, good for you. I'm glad my humour is just a little more refined than laughing at people

3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

Your post shows no respect, some people appear to find it funny, others less so, though you don't seem to want to take the women a couples who've commented negatively to task "

Not at all. The world is full of diverse people. I take those comments on board and agree the Wallrus comment was a little close to the bone. The good thing about the forums, are the people who use them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I do think it's a little misjudged. It's all very amusing and as far as we're aware the lady isn't on this site and recognising herself in the quite specific detail but I would hate to be spoken about in these terms on an internet forum and I don't think her not knowing about it helps.

Food for thought might be that women you meet will be wondering how you talk about them elsewhere.

However as I said on balance I prefer this to the desperate "pick me, pick me" compliment contests that go on here, at least we know where we stand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do think it's a little misjudged. It's all very amusing and as far as we're aware the lady isn't on this site and recognising herself in the quite specific detail but I would hate to be spoken about in these terms on an internet forum and I don't think her not knowing about it helps.

Food for thought might be that women you meet will be wondering how you talk about them elsewhere.

However as I said on balance I prefer this to the desperate "pick me, pick me" compliment contests that go on here, at least we know where we stand."

I do not think one post would sum up all situations. On the whole guys do not tend to talk that much about things. I simply thought it was a funny scenario ending up on the sofa as a girl I was with was snoring. I do wonder though is if there would be this sensitivity if it was a female posting about a male who snores?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do think it's a little misjudged. It's all very amusing and as far as we're aware the lady isn't on this site and recognising herself in the quite specific detail but I would hate to be spoken about in these terms on an internet forum and I don't think her not knowing about it helps.

Food for thought might be that women you meet will be wondering how you talk about them elsewhere.

However as I said on balance I prefer this to the desperate "pick me, pick me" compliment contests that go on here, at least we know where we stand."
hey I'm with you on the pick me pick me thing but having said that it does throw a few people into the melting pot that wouldn't otherwise be there x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this."

Do you only have a single bed?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I do think it's a little misjudged. It's all very amusing and as far as we're aware the lady isn't on this site and recognising herself in the quite specific detail but I would hate to be spoken about in these terms on an internet forum and I don't think her not knowing about it helps.

Food for thought might be that women you meet will be wondering how you talk about them elsewhere.

However as I said on balance I prefer this to the desperate "pick me, pick me" compliment contests that go on here, at least we know where we stand.

I do not think one post would sum up all situations. On the whole guys do not tend to talk that much about things. I simply thought it was a funny scenario ending up on the sofa as a girl I was with was snoring. I do wonder though is if there would be this sensitivity if it was a female posting about a male who snores? "

No there wouldn't from most people but I think I'm fairly consistent in my responses regardless of gender. .

It was funny as a situation but for me inappropriate to post it. Plenty of other people have laughed with you though.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh well, least you got a shag

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this.

Do you only have a single bed?"

Ignore that! You slept on the sofa as she was snoring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And in future... on a different forum...

Okay had a meet off a certain swinging site. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp

I get that you think this is all very funny but how do you think that girl would feel if she read your post...

It's all about respect.

This is all taken in good fun. I also gave up my bed for the night, and the lady got a bacon sandwhich for doing it. She did well out of this.

Do you only have a single bed?

Ignore that! You slept on the sofa as she was snoring!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay had a date of a certain online app. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp "

I can see the funny side fella, but if you had to stop to let her recover and she fell asleep then she probably wasn't enjoying it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Mr N has spent a couple of nights in the spare room due to my harmonious, nocturnal rumblings. I think he was dreaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that went well "

I know! I think it was the bacon sandwhich myself.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Well that went well

I know! I think it was the bacon sandwhich myself."

Yes I think that was your mistake, now if it had been a nice bowl of muesli and a skinny latte this would have gone much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teabag her? The snoring could produce a pleasing vibratory effect

Or wank into her handbag/purse so she learns to be better next time."

Definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You OP are a complete and utter star! Turnin the male/female side of dating on its head love it. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, you made her a bacon sandwich, that is a sign of a good first date lol!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


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3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

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He didn't break rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand peoples negativity on here. He didnt slag her off...he didnt say anything bad other than she snores. Maybe I am too laid back but he seems a nice guy just sharing a amusing situation but getting slated for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how horrified you are by her snoring, couldn't tell you the amount of sleepless nights I've had from snoring men!

Only ladylike sleep talking from me, about glitter and unicorns no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God some people need to chill out. This post was light hearted and fun not slagging someone off. I don't find it disrespectful either! I've seen a lot worse said on here in the opposite direction (female talking about a male) without anyone calling it disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

He didn't break rules."

I didn;t say he did. But only only because the other person wasn't on the site otherwise arguably this thread would fall under Don't be Nasty, Don't be Personal and Dirty Laundry.

Starting a thread belittling someone is hardly in keeping with the spirit of those rules is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man shagged me n then let me have thier bed all to myself n made me a bacon buttie I'd be thier rhino forever

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

A harmless light hearted thread has been turned into something else as usual....please lighten up people....MR Ruggers tells everyone I snore....the git

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

He didn't break rules.

I didn;t say he did. But only only because the other person wasn't on the site otherwise arguably this thread would fall under Don't be Nasty, Don't be Personal and Dirty Laundry.

Starting a thread belittling someone is hardly in keeping with the spirit of those rules is it?"

Lighten up for heavens sake,you seem quite an argumentative person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

He didn't break rules.

I didn;t say he did. But only only because the other person wasn't on the site otherwise arguably this thread would fall under Don't be Nasty, Don't be Personal and Dirty Laundry.

Starting a thread belittling someone is hardly in keeping with the spirit of those rules is it?"

please explain how its belittling anyone? He said she snores so he slept elsewhere...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"

3. And personally I don't think the forums are for slagging people off, maybe look at the rules, that seems to be a _iew shared by admin too.

He didn't break rules.

I didn;t say he did. But only only because the other person wasn't on the site otherwise arguably this thread would fall under Don't be Nasty, Don't be Personal and Dirty Laundry.

Starting a thread belittling someone is hardly in keeping with the spirit of those rules is it?"

But the person isn't on the site so none of what you say applies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a man shagged me n then let me have thier bed all to myself n made me a bacon buttie I'd be thier rhino forever "

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a man shagged me n then let me have thier bed all to myself n made me a bacon buttie I'd be thier rhino forever "

I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take it as ment a lil light hearted humour at a lad having to sleep on the couch as his date was snoring .... god forbid had you posted she was farting while snoring ...

so had to leave your own bed due to the smell and the noise ..

it made me chuckle as some lads would have shaken her awake and told her heres ya clothes theres the door ...

but you made her a burnt bacon butty ... and a 2nd date go you

just mind the nxt time to keep your head phones handy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't snore, I just breathe deeply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't snore, I just breathe deeply "

pmsl .... i just whisle through my nose ... maybe nxt time he can burn the bacon more lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Didn't intend to start a shitstorm!

I just figure there's a time and a place to rip the piss and while she's still in your bed is perhaps a little too soon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a man shagged me n then let me have thier bed all to myself n made me a bacon buttie I'd be thier rhino forever "

Easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay had a date of a certain online app. Went okay and back to mine. Had sex which she could not take fully. I stopped to let her recover. Now she is snoring like a rhino with asthma. Helllpppppp "

Chuck a bucket of water over her, treat her like a rhino!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Same old, same old a light hearted thread trys to get turned into something more sinister

I think you where the perfect gentlemen giving up your bed and making a bacon sandwich.

When I was fat I used to snore like a stuck pig, woke up one night and the guy I was with was downstairs watching television apparently my "singing" was keeping him awake

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Let's just hope your lady from last night isn't on FAB too and reads the forums .. or no next date

And what did you do 'she couldn't take'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll swap ya OP, I've got a random Polish guy asleep on ma sofa, and a dude I know as Andy snoring his head off within kicking distance

Ya gotta love homeless people

fair play fella! Whilst I regularly donate to homeless charities, I don't do anything like actually provide shelter in my own house for homeless people. That takes a special kind of person to do that, so I genuinely doff my hat to you sir, superb work! "

They've just left, I did get them to make me a bacon butty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the big question that everyone has missed is...

Red or brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But the big question that everyone has missed is...

Red or brown sauce?"

I slept on the sofa! No way she was getting condiments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But the big question that everyone has missed is...

Red or brown sauce?

I slept on the sofa! No way she was getting condiments. "

Obviously not pushing the boat out for date 2 then haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See a real gent would of give a squirt of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See that's what you get for being a slut and shagging on the first date! Tart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See that's what you get for being a slut and shagging on the first date! Tart! "

I resisted for a few hours x

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Wow some people need to remove the stick that's been up their arse too long...

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