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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last would you fuck got too long, also widened the scope so go wild lol.

x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Last would you fuck got too long, also widened the scope so go wild lol.

x"

handcuff her to the bed, ball gag her, then fuck off for a fortnight's holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever do things 'with' people...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last would you fuck got too long, also widened the scope so go wild lol.

x

let her handcuff me to the bed, ball gag me, then....... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only ever do things 'with' people..."

give him a tie...not saying where I would put it of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do things 'TO'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pmsl you're aw a bunch o mentalists!!!

**help wenchy tie up bertie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ties up Bertie too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl you're aw a bunch o mentalists!!!

**help wenchy tie up bertie "

Gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ties up Bertie too lol"

Blindfold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whip "

Strap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only ever do things 'with' people...

give him a tie...not saying where I would put it of course lol"

Use it to blindfold you and then...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!"

Calm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!"

peel off those knickers, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!"

Kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!

Calm"

make him suffer for jumping in bewteen me and the knickers lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!

Calm

make him suffer for jumping in bewteen me and the knickers lol"

whit knicks????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ouch!! that surely wasn't meant for me!!!!!

Calm

make him suffer for jumping in bewteen me and the knickers lol"

Restrain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Show him the errors of his ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overrule

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pfft!! kill him

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oooohhhh sorry Bertie, didn't really mean that xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pfft!! kill him"

Watch her try

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"pfft!! kill him

Watch her try "

dinnae futn tempt me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pfft!! kill him

Watch her try

dinnae futn tempt me!!!"

Tempt

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"pfft!! kill him

Watch her try

dinnae futn tempt me!!!

Tempt"

oh yyu sweet talking shadow xxxxxxxx mwah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pfft!! kill him

Watch her try

dinnae futn tempt me!!!

Tempt

oh yyu sweet talking shadow xxxxxxxx mwah!!"

Reciprocate xxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

slap her arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

put her in a vacbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slap her arse"

Clean her glasses

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

give you all good luvvvving, lmfco xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

send all the lovely cocks her way

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"send all the lovely cocks her way "

I love you!! (but what's a lovely cock???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lick her ass till my tongue hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

put some clothes on him...it's winter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"send all the lovely cocks her way

I love you!! (but what's a lovely cock???)"

How the hell would I know! I will just send them all your way and you can decide lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disorientate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pop him in some restraints and show him who is the superior sex lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pop him in some restraints and show him who is the superior sex lol."

Show her why she is deluded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not in this lifetime, but I like your optimism lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not in this lifetime, but I like your optimism lol"

We shall tread our own paths then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we shall, and have a lot of fun along the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we shall, and have a lot of fun along the way. "

Oh...absolutely

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oooh, chair pulled up and popcorn out... this could get interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hasnt realised there has been a truce lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless her

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

neither did I. I'm just hungry!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"neither did I. I'm just hungry!!!"

Feed her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

feed bertie to her

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"neither did I. I'm just hungry!!!

Feed her"

I've got popcorn and watching you and wench!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"feed bertie to her "

Wake her up...she's dreaming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Point out he is in denial lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"neither did I. I'm just hungry!!!

Feed her

I've got popcorn and watching you and wench!!"

watching us what? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Educate her to that she doesn't yet know

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Educate her to that she doesn't yet know"

ffs, Yoda is amongst us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Educate her to that she doesn't yet know

ffs, Yoda is amongst us!!"

Ask what 'Yoda' is

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Tis YOU!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enjoys education, but is a Teacher not a student.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tis YOU!!!"

Tell her not to eat so much popcorn or she will burst out of those knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoys education, but is a Teacher not a student."

There is only room for one teacher...pass me that crop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

obviously wants me to show him how to use it properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"obviously wants me to show him how to use it properly."

I will be throwing it away...we don't need 'toys'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has just put my interest up a notch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has just put my interest up a notch lol"

The strongest restraints are the ones you cannot see

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

sits back and watches the lessons to be learned (whilst messaging a young un)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has just put my interest up a notch lol

The strongest restraints are the ones you cannot see "

Seeing is believing, so give it your best shot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sits back and watches the lessons to be learned (whilst messaging a young un)"

lol,how young is young?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has just put my interest up a notch lol

The strongest restraints are the ones you cannot see

Seeing is believing, so give it your best shot. "

Feeling is believing

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"sits back and watches the lessons to be learned (whilst messaging a young un)

lol,how young is young?"

22

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sits back and watches the lessons to be learned (whilst messaging a young un)

lol,how young is young?

22"

Way to go lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has just put my interest up a notch lol

The strongest restraints are the ones you cannot see

Seeing is believing, so give it your best shot.

Feeling is believing "

Ohhhh I have to feel it...interesting.

I am sure you mean feel it as in the mental state rather than the physical.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

llf, didn't say yes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm away to bed.... NN witch xxxxx NN Bertie xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has just put my interest up a notch lol

The strongest restraints are the ones you cannot see

Seeing is believing, so give it your best shot.

Feeling is believing

Ohhhh I have to feel it...interesting.

I am sure you mean feel it as in the mental state rather than the physical."

Oh you know I do!

You can feel an aweful lot without being touched!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm away to bed.... NN witch xxxxx NN Bertie xxxxxxxxx"

May flights of angels....xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has just put my interest up a notch lol

The strongest restraints are the ones you cannot see

Seeing is believing, so give it your best shot.

Feeling is believing

Ohhhh I have to feel it...interesting.

I am sure you mean feel it as in the mental state rather than the physical.

Oh you know I do!

You can feel an aweful lot without being touched!"

This I know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm away to bed.... NN witch xxxxx NN Bertie xxxxxxxxx"

night night tart.xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm away to bed.... NN witch xxxxx NN Bertie xxxxxxxxx

night night tart.xx"

luvs ye moobag!! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Great minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mind is a truly wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet it keeps us awake...insomnia...the curse of the thinking classes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cross I am willing to bear.

In the spirit of the thread I feel compelled to stay on topic...so advises Bertie to have a horlicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the spirit of the 'tone'...I won't drink it but feel the heat from the cup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Delightful way with words that raise a smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delightful way with words that raise a smile.

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A smooth talker...and fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Careful, sounding like the mutual appreciation society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I shall desist...but leave you with this last suggestion.

Do as I have just done...walk outside, turn your face upward to the sky, breathe deeply and let the stars look at you

Goodbye for now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

smiles ( yes I know it is a rarity for those who join this later)

Sleep well.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gtet on here shoulders. Looks like getting ready to pick me up lol. Great outfit tho

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

learn him to spell lol

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"learn him to spell lol "

av lesuns in spellin too xx

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

oh no send him home with some homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her that the dog ate my homework, then make sure her chalk is on the floor so she has to bend right over to get it....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

have a cuppa and a chat.... and then see what pops up!!! lol

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

make mr lick do my odd jobs

while _abio makes a cuppa

while i go shopping

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Let them have a threesome with sweep

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

slap the lady above sorry spank

sooty here this time wrong gender for me sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain down kisses upon her bountiful bosom....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slap the lady above sorry spank

sooty here this time wrong gender for me sorry "

Politely request that Sooty slows down his typing a bit, as my last post therefore made no sense.

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

sooty been banned off here now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make her come round for a closer inspection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make her come round for a closer inspection "
I would let you do anything you wanted to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Teach him to engage brain before opening mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the list would be endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him to engage brain before opening mouth lol"
now that would be a challange lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement."

kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

kinky"

you have no idea....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

kinky

you have no idea....lol "
get ready it won't be on long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

private parts.... I'd be exploring every inch of that fabulous body with my fingers and tongue. Especially those gorgeous tattoos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

kinky

you have no idea....lol get ready it won't be on long lol"

I am waiting

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

dress her in pink

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latex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gag her then make her cheeks flush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

kinky

you have no idea....lol get ready it won't be on long lol

I am waiting

"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

kinky

you have no idea....lol get ready it won't be on long lol

I am waiting

pmsl "

Give him a big kiss for being such a sport.xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make him put them boxers on his head, just for my own amusement.

kinky

you have no idea....lol get ready it won't be on long lol

I am waiting

pmsl

Give him a big kiss for being such a sport.xxxx"
LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might forgive him for being a bloke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might forgive him for being a bloke lol"
Whoooo is that after you have beaten me with a stick lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might forgive him for being a bloke lolWhoooo is that after you have beaten me with a stick lol "

of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might forgive him for being a bloke lolWhoooo is that after you have beaten me with a stick lol

of course!"
I'll crawl over the broken glass as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skelp that peachy ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could not possibly say on a public forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh pls do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bend her over and go at it like a horny jack russell.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

pull down them trunks and slap that arse! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

take off that santa outfit...slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take off that santa outfit...slowly"
tickle her with a riding crop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shag his brains out.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"shag his brains out."

ditto Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shag his brains out."
is that afer I have handcuffed you to the bed and licked you all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yours too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shag his brains out. is that afer I have handcuffed you to the bed and licked you all over "

Yes of course it is darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shag his brains out. is that afer I have handcuffed you to the bed and licked you all over

Yes of course it is darling "
spank her for being too nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hands him her stamps and christmas cards...lick away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shag his brains out. is that afer I have handcuffed you to the bed and licked you all over

Yes of course it is darling spank her for being too nice lol"

Oooo you big tease.

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over a year ago


"shag his brains out. is that afer I have handcuffed you to the bed and licked you all over

Yes of course it is darling spank her for being too nice lol

Oooo you big tease."
lol mwah on your ass to kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You didnt have to take my comment of 'kiss my arse' literally you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You didnt have to take my comment of 'kiss my arse' literally you know!"
careful or I will get the talcum power out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You didnt have to take my comment of 'kiss my arse' literally you know!careful or I will get the talcum power out "

you want me to fart and give you a clue?......that was gorss even for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

gross even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gross even "
tut toilet humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gross even tut toilet humour "

There is nothing funny about scat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gross even tut toilet humour

There is nothing funny about scat! "
thats just so wrong, I was on about dulling your shiny latex in talc

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over a year ago


"gross even tut toilet humour

There is nothing funny about scat! thats just so wrong, I was on about dulling your shiny latex in talc "

Ahhh! I knew that *coughs*

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over a year ago


"gross even tut toilet humour

There is nothing funny about scat! thats just so wrong, I was on about dulling your shiny latex in talc

Ahhh! I knew that *coughs* "
blone moment now I am gonna spank you

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over a year ago


"gross even tut toilet humour

There is nothing funny about scat! thats just so wrong, I was on about dulling your shiny latex in talc

Ahhh! I knew that *coughs* blone moment now I am gonna spank you "

come ahead big fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"gross even tut toilet humour

There is nothing funny about scat! thats just so wrong, I was on about dulling your shiny latex in talc

Ahhh! I knew that *coughs* blone moment now I am gonna spank you

come ahead big fella "
just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With that wonderfully decorated body..... Kiss it all over !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would have 2 spank that lovely welsh bottom x

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By *heekyScouse1980Man
over a year ago

liverpool

well since its a bloke, go for a pint and find some girlies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after watchin the match!

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By *kdkityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

say hi cos im shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say hi back

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By *kdkityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

say wow wat a sexy ass

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By *kdkityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

say wow wat a sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

say, why thank you, twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a bum warmer...its gonna get cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you and in return I will make you some fluffy nipple warmers. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanku

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

i would give her a pulse xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

thanx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"You're welcome"

id never do nothing for anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow him to keep...'last poster' position.Oh...

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Allow him to keep...'last poster' position.Oh..."

all urs .. are u mentally ill ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sink his anchor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start by pressing my lips firmly against those pretty ones, before sliding my mouth downwards...achingly slowly.

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

try and stop me lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

have some great fun

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

get him to reveal himself

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"get him to reveal himself "
for you darling anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"get him to reveal himself for you darling anything "

tell him to stay in the shadows lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"get him to reveal himself for you darling anything

tell him to stay in the shadows lol "

Why? is it Hank Marvin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remove his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"remove his hand"
buy them a coffee

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

get to make me a cuppa in the morning

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

fhuha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get to make me a cuppa in the morning"
you will get more than a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sort out his buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete this thread so it narks her hehehe

{runs away and hides}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sort out his buttons"
kiss those lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

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over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol"

meant for wishy lol

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over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol"

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol"
mmmmmmmmmm why don't I believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh you can have it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mm buy him a tea lol

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over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub! "

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lol"
id roll her in pva glue and stick glitter stars all over her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lolid roll her in pva glue and stick glitter stars all over her "
can I hold her down

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lolid roll her in pva glue and stick glitter stars all over her can I hold her down "
Now if you had ever met her, you would know thats a really silly thing to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lolid roll her in pva glue and stick glitter stars all over her can I hold her down "

fick off the both of you lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lolid roll her in pva glue and stick glitter stars all over her can I hold her down "

teach him how to make a DECENT cuppa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"swine lol.....tie him up and give him a taste of his own medicine lol

meant for wishy lol

Hmmm.. purlease!! Tied me down and take what you want.

Um.. got that arse about face haven't I? This is supposed to be what I'd do to YOU.

I'd cum on those lush lips, wipe me cock on ya curtains and say Cheerio as I sod off down the pub!

Aww you at least you had the manners to say cheerio lolid roll her in pva glue and stick glitter stars all over her can I hold her down

fick off the both of you lol"
No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shake there hand

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"shake there hand "
sing "things can only get better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sing *dont make me cry*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for a price on a fridge freezer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"sing *dont make me cry*"
lol...hang in there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

send her flip flops for christmas and demand photographic proof of her wearing them.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"send her flip flops for christmas and demand photographic proof of her wearing them."
have photographic evidence that i already have of her blown up 1 million percent and put up at chams for the next pussy posse party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

YOU WOULDN'T!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"YOU WOULDN'T! "
i wouldnt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

changing room pic or garden pic?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"changing room pic or garden pic?"
could do either which would you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"changing room pic or garden pic?could do either which would you prefer? "

fickin none...burn them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"changing room pic or garden pic?could do either which would you prefer?

fickin none...burn them!"
Spank her ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fuck his ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fuck his ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

twice! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy him a coffee bk

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

mmmmmmmmmmmm let me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy you both above me coffees anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"twice! lol"
best bring the lube

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

who says you get a invite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh lots n lots a naughty stuff mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lots of filthy stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kiss thoose yummy lips mm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lots of filthy stuff lol"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If he were bi, run my hands over the tats and then my nails...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Point her in the direction of a chiropractor! She will need one with those breasts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point her in the direction of a chiropractor! She will need one with those breasts! "

get that number shellneed it after we meet lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Point her in the direction of a chiropractor! She will need one with those breasts!

get that number shellneed it after we meet lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point her in the direction of a chiropractor! She will need one with those breasts!

get that number shellneed it after we meet lol "

A good spanking I reckon!

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