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Anyone else's night gone tits up!? | |||
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"Why cancel?" Cause the blue bruise and not wanting to explain that I injured myself using a cock ring lol | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least " No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol | |||
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"Anyway, to be honest it's easy to get verifications. Unless I'm going to get an offer I can't get from my normal life I don't intend on meeting anyone. " I have been trying all my life to get verified, nobody seems to want to though | |||
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"It got stuck in your fleshlight  "Lol its easier to wait and see her next week! | |||
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"Yes why cancel ? " this? | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol" You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse??? 
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest | |||
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"Anyway, to be honest it's easy to get verifications. Unless I'm going to get an offer I can't get from my normal life I don't intend on meeting anyone. " Ah, so really this is a "look at how great I am thread". As you were everyone....... | |||
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"Anyway, to be honest it's easy to get verifications. Unless I'm going to get an offer I can't get from my normal life I don't intend on meeting anyone. Ah, so really this is a "look at how great I am thread". As you were everyone......." It worked I looked  | |||
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"Anyway, to be honest it's easy to get verifications. Unless I'm going to get an offer I can't get from my normal life I don't intend on meeting anyone. Ah, so really this is a "look at how great I am thread". As you were everyone......." Jog on | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse???
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest "It's quite noticeable! I Googled it and it's Fine I just need to leave it alone for few days haha | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse???
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest
It's quite noticeable!
I Googled it and it's Fine I just need to leave it alone for few days haha"Post a pic so we can offer sympathy. | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse???
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest
It's quite noticeable!
I Googled it and it's Fine I just need to leave it alone for few days haha
Post a pic so we can offer sympathy."No way! | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse???
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest
It's quite noticeable!
I Googled it and it's Fine I just need to leave it alone for few days haha
Post a pic so we can offer sympathy.
No way!
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? " Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking | |||
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking " How did you get that, on a sex toy as well?? | |||
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking " Oh that sucks! Lots of nurofen? | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse???
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest
It's quite noticeable!
I Googled it and it's Fine I just need to leave it alone for few days haha
Post a pic so we can offer sympathy.
No way!
If we haven't seen it is hasn't happened "  | |||
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"Even a 'vanilla gal' would have found it funny and perhaps suggested going for a drink or something. It's not all about sex is it?? "Well yeah it kind of is the reason we meet up lol | |||
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking Oh that sucks! Lots of nurofen? " Been on nurofen plus for over a week now, fuck me I've got chronic hear burn got some anti biotic today got to go have it out in a week My whole face has its own pulse | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol You cancelled with a woman you had met loads of times over a bruse???
I'm struggling to get my head round this if I'm honest
It's quite noticeable!
I Googled it and it's Fine I just need to leave it alone for few days haha
Post a pic so we can offer sympathy.
No way!
If we haven't seen it is hasn't happened
"Haha I don't mind sending a Kik message to prove it, but I'm not posting a pic on fabs lol I | |||
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking How did you get that, on a sex toy as well?? "Yeah put a cock ring round my tongue  | |||
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking Oh that sucks! Lots of nurofen? Been on nurofen plus for over a week now, fuck me I've got chronic hear burn got some anti biotic today got to go have it out in a week My whole face has its own pulse "Oh dear, don't some people swish aspirin around there mouths for toothache? Might of made that up! | |||
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"I'm grand thanks for asking though I double booked myself so instead of a fab meet tomorrow night I'm seeing friends to which I said I would go out with first "Messer! Lol | |||
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"So how is everyone else's night going?? Shit, got an infected wisdom tooth thanks for asking How did you get that, on a sex toy as well??
Yeah put a cock ring round my tongue "Shocking behaviour! But not surprising at all | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol" I'm sure a wide repertoire of skills could have pleased her - poor thing, after being so eager. I admire your partial honesty - to us, not her - but you may find your lose out in the long run. | |||
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"You could have done just a social in order to get verify at least No iv met her loads of times, and she's a vanilla not from the site.... She had been txing me all day saying she's dripping wet and can't wait to see me ect, so it wasn't like I could just pop round for a chat lol I'm sure a wide repertoire of skills could have pleased her - poor thing, after being so eager. I admire your partial honesty - to us, not her - but you may find your lose out in the long run. " I had to see the funny side of why and how my night didn't go to plan!
Saturday morning, I'm up for work and still have a blue bruise but it's not as bad!
I'm sure bob got a good seeing to lastnight! (battery operated boyfriend) | |||
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"Reminds me of when I went to visit w couple in Bristol and had been paintballing after work a few days before....bruises everywhere....couldn't take any photos "Yeah but did you get shot in the family jewels! | |||
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"So I had planned on seeing a nice young lady this evening. When I got home from work today I had a parcel. It was a cock ring I ordered a week ago and completely forgot about! Anyway I had a shower and thought I would try it out see if its any good, it seemed small but was stretchy so put it on. I give my old boy a jiggle and started to get hard when I noticed I had a blue bruise come up on my shaft! Sodding cock ring!!! It's already in the bin lol So instead of meeting this young lady I cancelled, now my night consists of 2 large pizzas from dominoes and 4 cold beers! haha
Anyone else's night gone tits up!? "my god man you should have thought of England and gone to battle what's a little bruise between friends | |||
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"So I had planned on seeing a nice young lady this evening. When I got home from work today I had a parcel. It was a cock ring I ordered a week ago and completely forgot about! Anyway I had a shower and thought I would try it out see if its any good, it seemed small but was stretchy so put it on. I give my old boy a jiggle and started to get hard when I noticed I had a blue bruise come up on my shaft! Sodding cock ring!!! It's already in the bin lol So instead of meeting this young lady I cancelled, now my night consists of 2 large pizzas from dominoes and 4 cold beers! haha
Anyone else's night gone tits up!? my god man you should have thought of England and gone to battle what's a little bruise between friends "Haha it wasn't that little! Plus Mr Google said leave your cock alone for a couple of days! | |||
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"Anyway, to be honest it's easy to get verifications. Unless I'm going to get an offer I can't get from my normal life I don't intend on meeting anyone. Ah, so really this is a "look at how great I am thread". As you were everyone....... It worked I looked "My God you're easily led woman. Get a grip. | |||
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"I didn't look. To cancel over a bruise, its her choice too surely? if people wouldn't meet me because of a bruise and my hand is currently bruised from banging it at work and doesn't look very pretty, then they arent worth it " How is a bruised hand in anyway similar! I Googled it, and the advice is to rest your penis if injure yourself  that and the fact its slightly embarrassing I cancelled, so!
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"I would have said 'I'd kiss it better' "Kissing it better is exactly the opposite to what I need lol | |||
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"Should have said caught in your zip so handle with care and met her anyway " Haha I still remember my mum doing my zip up when I was a kid catching my foreskin! Ouch! I broke my legs when I was a baby and dont remember a thing, but I remember the zip!!! | |||
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