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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This Friday evening- its a time limited offer so who is having what?

Mines a full bodied red please barman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice Rioja please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu and cranberry please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice Rioja please

Oo same as me!

Large one?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Jd and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint please, what lagers do you have?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malibu and cranberry please! "

Hiya- do you want ice?

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Mines a pint of doom bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jd and please "

Fat or thin ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

After today's madness

Make mine a flagon of Harvey wall banger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Line up some shots for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint please, what lagers do you have?"

Carling, Stella, Peroni, Carlesberg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks."

Coming right up- shall I just leave a brace on the bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines a pint of doom bar "

With head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonade for me, I'm driving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appletiser with no ice, I'm driving, who needs a lift?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After today's madness

Make mine a flagon of Harvey wall banger xx"

Done- don't bang too hard

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks.

Coming right up- shall I just leave a brace on the bar?"

I may join Miss Innocent in the shots. Tequila sounds good as well right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemonade for me, I'm driving! "

JINX!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Line up some shots for me please

Certainly madam - sambuka?

Tequila?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Malibu and cranberry please!

Hiya- do you want ice?"

No!! Water it down?!

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

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"Mines a pint of doom bar

With head?

Yes please. A good head

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Pink bubbly please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boys get a room!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Pint of peroni for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink bubbly please

Kir Royale m'lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks.

Coming right up- shall I just leave a brace on the bar?

I may join Miss Innocent in the shots. Tequila sounds good as well right now.

Just what I was thinking. Lemon & salt too of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of peroni for me thanks "

Ok coming up- you watching the rugby tonight sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Line up some shots for me please

Certainly madam - sambuka?

Tequila?"

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice Rioja please

Oo same as me!

Large one?"

Oh definitely a large one

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Pink bubbly please

Kir Royale m'lady?"

Excellent service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd and please "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemonade for me, I'm driving! "

You realise we're going to be playing cabbies for this lot later tonight, and I don't mean roleplay.

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

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"Boys get a room!

Who wants to join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosa me dear lolxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok coming up Mosher- up early!

For the rugby perchance?

Please don't drool on my shirt sir!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks.

Coming right up- shall I just leave a brace on the bar?

I may join Miss Innocent in the shots. Tequila sounds good as well right now.

Just what I was thinking. Lemon & salt too of course

Can we find a nice looking man to lick the salt off and shove a lemon in his mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lambrini for me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Nothing for me

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Shots for me please...sambuka....while i watch rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rosa me dear lolxx"

Dry med or sweet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Line up some shots for me please

Certainly madam - sambuka?

Tequila?

Both

Refill madam?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shots for me please...sambuka....while i watch rugby"

Bar closes from kick off till half time btw so how about a tray full?

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By *ustus4uMan
over a year ago

closer then you think

Only one drink best make it a pint

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Pint of peroni for me thanks

Ok coming up- you watching the rugby tonight sir?"

Unfortunately not ..out working all evening

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

could i have a milky coffee plz as working tonight

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

Captain Morgans and full fat please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An IPA please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit chilly, so an Irish Coffee please

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Yes a tray would be great.......will need refills at half time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks.

Coming right up- shall I just leave a brace on the bar?

I may join Miss Innocent in the shots. Tequila sounds good as well right now.

Just what I was thinking. Lemon & salt too of course

Can we find a nice looking man to lick the salt off and shove a lemon in his mouth?

Ooh yes, could have the salt on his bum to lick off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An IPA please

Pint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Captain Morgans and full fat please

Coming up!

Everyone- filter coffee on the side- help yourselves to cream those that like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old fashioned real ale please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a bit chilly, so an Irish Coffee please

Black Bush?

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"A Long Island iced tea please. It's been one of those weeks.

Coming right up- shall I just leave a brace on the bar?

I may join Miss Innocent in the shots. Tequila sounds good as well right now.

Just what I was thinking. Lemon & salt too of course

Can we find a nice looking man to lick the salt off and shove a lemon in his mouth?

Ooh yes, could have the salt on his bum to lick off

I'm ready to offer myself ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a bit chilly, so an Irish Coffee please

Black Bush?

Of the whisky kind yes,.....don't do bushes otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

********BAR CLOSED*********

PLEASE be upstanding for the national anthems xx

See you in 40 ish xx

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"********BAR CLOSED*********

PLEASE be upstanding for the national anthems xx

See you in 40 ish xx"

Dam my glass is empty. Kick offs not till 8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"********BAR CLOSED*********

PLEASE be upstanding for the national anthems xx

See you in 40 ish xx

Dam my glass is empty. Kick offs not till 8"

Oh go on then while the adverts are on- as long as its not a guiness and if the barrel goes you will have to have something else!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good old fashioned real ale please x"

Black Sheep madam?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Full glass. Feet up. Ready for the match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider please

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

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"********BAR CLOSED*********

PLEASE be upstanding for the national anthems xx

See you in 40 ish xx

Dam my glass is empty. Kick offs not till 8

Oh go on then while the adverts are on- as long as its not a guiness and if the barrel goes you will have to have something else!!"

Chears a couple of pints of bitter please to carry me through to half time. Plenty of head again please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very large vodka and diet please

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"Nice Rioja please

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i would like the same ,,, a large one

Your new avatar is fab btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full glass. Feet up. Ready for the match! "

Heres the bottle- help yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider please

Strongbow sir x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very large vodka and diet please "

Girl after my heart thats what I now have!

With ice and lime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka for me please

xx"

You want it straight up?

Or rocks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have a tall black man please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill have a tall black man please...

How about a Chariots? As it shall henceforth be known?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cider please

Strongbow sir x"

that will do nicely X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something strong to take the pain of my tooth away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cider please

Strongbow sir x

that will do nicely X"

Good man! Have a brace- there might be time to add at half time x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something strong to take the pain of my tooth away

A hot toddy and some clove oil to rub on your tooth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys over ice please, make it a pint as your closing soon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Vodka for me please

You want it straight up?

Or rocks??"

I currently have mine with sprite zero and a wedge of lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baileys over ice please, make it a pint as your closing soon

Done, appologies for the drool- Jonny in on. But no thighs out booo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a pint please, what lagers do you have?

Carling, Stella, Peroni, Carlesberg?"

Ooh peroni please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill have a tall black man please...

How about a Chariots? As it shall henceforth be known?"

ill have a captain coconut instead please.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Jd and please "

Similar, but minus the please, oooohh make it a double while you're there if ya don't mind very muchly

And some dry roast as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be a cocktail for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry drooling help yourself....

THIGHS...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An IPA please

Pint?"

Absolutely - Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need food ive d*unken enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need food ive d*unken enough

I thought you were typing a bit tipsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not drinking...ribena for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need food ive d*unken enough

I thought you were typing a bit tipsy

works night out freshers welcomey d*unks xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need food ive d*unken enough

Cheese on Toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need food ive d*unken enough

Cheese on Toast?

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please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jager and vanilla please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jd and please "

me too - ice and lime

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

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"i need food ive d*unken enough

Cheese on Toast?

please

mmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need food ive d*unken enough

Cheese on Toast?

please

mmm yes please"

get ya own

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