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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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fun tonight???????????

There seems to be a lot of fed up/angry and unhappy people about tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having fun playing on my wii!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the promise of some...so I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a promise, and it went tits up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Siren was just about to pop off to bed until I 'ordered' her into the guest room (the bed in that room doesn't rattle like two skeletons having a wank in biscuit tin!)

She duly obliged and I took my conjugal rights with her.

It was much fun tyvm'ly.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i watched xfactor wrapped a few presents and then got bored with bridget jones. There is only so many times you can watch the same film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had fun moving furniture and mopping up. No grouchy tho .....and yes there do seem to be some grouches about.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"fun tonight???????????

There seems to be a lot of fed up/angry and unhappy people about tonight.

it always cheers me up when you post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no fun at weekends

but will make up for it as soon as i can lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a laugh tune in to Good Food (Sky 249) and watch Fanny Craddock Cooks for Christmas.

She has billowing sleeves on that drape all over the food she's prepping. No way would Health & Safety let her cook like that thse days lol.

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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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"fun tonight???????????

There seems to be a lot of fed up/angry and unhappy people about tonight.

it always cheers me up when you post.

lol

you have a cute bum, but the pants need cropping !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no fun at weekends

but will make up for it as soon as i can lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Personally I am very happy tonight after a very lucrative day at work and having got some very good news about a close friends health.

What didn't 'tickle' me, and I am sure wouldn't have 'tickled' anyone who has family waiting to go back out on active service abroad.....was the 'joke' about suicide bombers, sorry but I can't find everything funny I see on here.

I am sure we all get touchy about certain topics, so I am sorry if my small objection to this 'joke' wasn't popular.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"fun tonight???????????

There seems to be a lot of fed up/angry and unhappy people about tonight.

it always cheers me up when you post.

lol

you have a cute bum, but the pants need cropping !!"

lol

i'm going for the disheveled look.

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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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Don't take it personally Jane.......I started this thread because of the amount of posts and threads I have taken off in the half hour since we have been reading forums.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Don't take it personally Jane.......I started this thread because of the amount of posts and threads I have taken off in the half hour since we have been reading forums."

I'm not my darling....just wanted to in some way explain my distaste to the suicide bombers 'joke'....just hit a personal nerve with me and didn't want to seem a grouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am practising the art of celibate swinging.

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

does popped pipes count as fun (attic mothers house we got wet again) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am practising the art of celibate swinging."

Siren said she once had a grudge shag. I asked her what that was and she said some bastard had it in for me!

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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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"Don't take it personally Jane.......I started this thread because of the amount of posts and threads I have taken off in the half hour since we have been reading forums.

I'm not my darling....just wanted to in some way explain my distaste to the suicide bombers 'joke'....just hit a personal nerve with me and didn't want to seem a grouch."

Ah mine was the subject of the kid getting ridiculed for his disablilty, we all have our own levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am practising the art of celibate swinging.

Siren said she once had a grudge shag. I asked her what that was and she said some bastard had it in for me!

lol daft sod.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"fun tonight???????????

There seems to be a lot of fed up/angry and unhappy people about tonight.

do you think the pre christmas tension,starting to get to everybody.

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By *ugby 123 OP Couple
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over a year ago

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It is only a day !!

Simple answer to that, don't buy any presents and have steak for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're havin steak for dinner- Mum can't be arsed cookin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fun for me tonight. In fact I've been in a foul mood all day so I promise I won't stick around too long Rugby in case I piss anyone off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already managed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want a laugh tune in to Good Food (Sky 249) and watch Fanny Craddock Cooks for Christmas.

She has billowing sleeves on that drape all over the food she's prepping. No way would Health & Safety let her cook like that thse days lol.

i love the classic line of johnnies in one of the old shows ..."i hope all your doughnuts look like fanny's " conjures up a lovely picture .....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"No fun for me tonight. In fact I've been in a foul mood all day so I promise I won't stick around too long Rugby in case I piss anyone off! "

Do you not have a forum mate you can PM with all the stuff that would get you banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had fun drinking my bottle of JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had some very naughty fun tonight just got back from a party

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

just having a last cuppa then off for some (more) fun....mmmmmmm day 15 of debauchery

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am practising the art of celibate swinging."

Be careful... Practice makes perfect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am practising the art of celibate swinging.

Be careful... Practice makes perfect...

I dont think it will catch on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am practising the art of celibate swinging.

Be careful... Practice makes perfect...

I dont think it will catch on lol"

Not in the Fens at any rate...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

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By *umpingJackFlashMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near you?

I'm beginning to wonder if honesty IS the best policy, as soon as I answer someones querys honestly the long drawn out messages dry up or they block me! You can't win sometimes! sheesh!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

I'm talking about son, not Tom!! ffs!!!! gie me some credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on my own and I cant sleep .... Was going to wrap some presents but didnt in the end. Think I might be getting tired now though,yippee, insomnia is a pain in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

know how you feel.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

I'm talking about son, not Tom!! ffs!!!! gie me some credit

lmao

cheeky b******.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

I'm talking about son, not Tom!! ffs!!!! gie me some credit

lmao

cheeky b******.

ffs, I'm trying to take the b****** off yor hands, and that's the thanks I get!!! nae pleasing some people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...insomnia is a pain in the arse

Err... You may be doing it wrong

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

I'm talking about son, not Tom!! ffs!!!! gie me some credit

lmao

cheeky b******.

ffs, I'm trying to take the b****** off yor hands, and that's the thanks I get!!! nae pleasing some people!!!"

lmao

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

I'm talking about son, not Tom!! ffs!!!! gie me some credit

lmao

cheeky b******.

ffs, I'm trying to take the b****** off yor hands, and that's the thanks I get!!! nae pleasing some people!!!

lmao

I give up - ye can keep him (nae meets for you though) mwahahahahaha

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"I had someone making me laugh on the phone - does that count?????

Tom's ass always makes me smile - and when you sending the boy over (dinnae tell Lin) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

how would we get the smile of his face.after he met you.xxxxxxxxxxx

you wouldn't!!!

this would be him,for the rest of his life.

I'm talking about son, not Tom!! ffs!!!! gie me some credit

lmao

cheeky b******.

ffs, I'm trying to take the b****** off yor hands, and that's the thanks I get!!! nae pleasing some people!!!

lmao

I give up - ye can keep him (nae meets for you though) mwahahahahaha

that would be like,never meeting your best mate.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pmsl, don't forget i am your future daughter-in-law!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im bored again

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"im bored again"

re-count your votes!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"im bored again

re-count your votes!!"

bollocks lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bollocks?? where??? is there a cock attached??? SEND THEM!!!!! xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"pmsl, don't forget i am your future daughter-in-law!!!"

welcome to the family.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up having fallen asleep on the sofa again.

No fun since last weekend, however, I had been out to a colleague's surprised 30th party, and turned up as requested in fancy dress, to find I was the only one in fancy dress as everyone else could not be arsed.

Looking forward to some fun tomorrow at Chams so I am happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning pearl.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning pearl.xx"

Good morning back!

I'll be going to bed properly soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be doing the opposite, might catch 40 winks on the sofa lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be doing the opposite, might catch 40 winks on the sofa lol."

Try not to end up with a stiff neck, like I have done!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

mrs saucy did'nt look to be up for it.then out of the blue,i couldnt get the randy cow off my knob.happy days.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive not had sex since thursday, but i can do without

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ive not had sex since thursday, but i can do without

your almost a virgin again.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Got a meet with a newbie later on and he's asked me to go gentle with him. Poor sod doesn't know what he's in for - I've not had a shag for over 2 weeks lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ive not had sex since thursday, but i can do without

your almost a virgin again.

Im sure you can empathize with me

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Ive not had sex since thursday, but i can do without

your almost a virgin again.

Im sure you can empathize with me

lmao

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Got a meet with a newbie later on and he's asked me to go gentle with him. Poor sod doesn't know what he's in for - I've not had a shag for over 2 weeks lol

i'm sure the guy will ecstatic,but will he ever be seen again.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Got a meet with a newbie later on and he's asked me to go gentle with him. Poor sod doesn't know what he's in for - I've not had a shag for over 2 weeks lol

i'm sure the guy will ecstatic,but will he ever be seen again.

who knows??? have you seen your son today????? lmao

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Our meet cancelled last night, but we weren't grouchy (well, not after an hour or so and several glasses of wine) We used the time to take some new pictures

*Her*

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if you send these horny women my way please... it would be gratefully received

I am still trying to get back into "shagging shape"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't take it personally Jane.......I started this thread because of the amount of posts and threads I have taken off in the half hour since we have been reading forums.

I'm not my darling....just wanted to in some way explain my distaste to the suicide bombers 'joke'....just hit a personal nerve with me and didn't want to seem a grouch."

its no joke when someone give you a broom to sweep up the remains.

how anyone can find suffering fun is beyond me

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

just about to be a proper bloke and being a good new york kid sit down to watch the Giants vs the Vikes... games off.. roof collapsed...

I am now going to have to trying and get one of these sunday night "meet" thingeys... or sit thru strictly/x-factor... boo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am practising the art of celibate swinging."

Same here

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