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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be seduced by a workman!! Especially if he had timberland boots on, black trousers, white t shirt, tool belt....

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories?? "

I want someone to fix the belt on the tumble dryer in exchange for a blow job!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Being a taxi driver, i'd say it's more aggro than it's worth, and i'd rather have the money to be honest

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

The last tradesman I had round was a plumber - he turned up, as wide as he was tall, sweaty armpits, massive belly and hairy arse crack showing when he bent down! Bang went my fantasy!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

No.

But I've been fucked as a customer many, many times.

South Wales car dealers, estate agents, the NHS, Vodafone...............

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

But I've been fucked as a customer many, many times.

South Wales car dealers, estate agents, the NHS, Vodafone...............

A"

Buying French from Wales was never going to work out well!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last tradesman I had round was a plumber - he turned up, as wide as he was tall, sweaty armpits, massive belly and hairy arse crack showing when he bent down! Bang went my fantasy! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just one customer no

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Been offered but sadly the money was more appealing. Yes she really was a stunner....... not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last tradesman I had round was a plumber - he turned up, as wide as he was tall, sweaty armpits, massive belly and hairy arse crack showing when he bent down! Bang went my fantasy! "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 16 I worked in an estate agents,and was often left alone in the office. A man used to come in a lot who did business with my boss. One day he came in when I was alone and asked me to stay at his for the weekend while his wife was visiting her family with their children. I politely declined and told my boss. He gave me permission to lock the office and hide out the back if I saw his car drive past and turn into the car park.

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By *4STYWoman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola

I love a builder lol.

Had fun with the one that was working at my landlady's flat.

Tall, cute, mature and had a massive cock (way to big for me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 16 I worked in an estate agents,and was often left alone in the office. A man used to come in a lot who did business with my boss. One day he came in when I was alone and asked me to stay at his for the weekend while his wife was visiting her family with their children. I politely declined and told my boss. He gave me permission to lock the office and hide out the back if I saw his car drive past and turn into the car park. "

I am as confused as hell with this response ?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, while I was, doing a heating system and new bathroom for a couple, he used to belittle her at every opportunity.

I was only being nice, She virtually pounced on me one day.

I fucked her in the spare room from behind standing up so she could see him driving towards the house. he he I just blew my wad when he turned up.

Teach him for being a cu*t

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By *ike00465Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

They used to be a site called paid in kind

I had a couple of jobs off there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was 16 I worked in an estate agents,and was often left alone in the office. A man used to come in a lot who did business with my boss. One day he came in when I was alone and asked me to stay at his for the weekend while his wife was visiting her family with their children. I politely declined and told my boss. He gave me permission to lock the office and hide out the back if I saw his car drive past and turn into the car park.

I am as confused as hell with this response ? "

Sorry,I had the opportunity to fuck a customer/client but declined as I didn't feel it would be appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x "

They are not your customers,you are theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have had a couple of lady's round stable yards when working there and been paid

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I want someone to fix the belt on the tumble dryer in exchange for a blow job! "

Before and after and you got yourself a deal

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x

They are not your customers,you are theirs "

I know, just throwing in my customer input.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x

They are not your customers,you are theirs "

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By *r DeviantMan
over a year ago

Nowhere Land

I once did some work for a customer through fab. I kept it purely proffesional as i had ben asked to do a job. After leaving recieved a txt saying the customer was horny. My reply was i wish i had known that earlier , to which a second message of you should have got your cock out came through. Nether the less the next time i was round i was a bit apprehensive about just getting my member out, as the conversation flowed it got to my last visit and the lack of me showing what i had to offer. I then explained how i was there to do a job and felt it was too pushy and out of order to assume she wanted some fun. She then said well you should have. Wow this had me hard in no time and with that i released my now rock hard member from my Snicker work trousers. With that she smiled dropped to her knees and gave me the most mind blowing blow job ever. So good infact that along with the nerves it was not long before i was exploding in her mouth. Well that the was the first of a few memorable encounters with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x

They are not your customers,you are theirs

"

The question was quite clear

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x

They are not your customers,you are theirs

The question was quite clear

"

"but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!"

- As per the OP's post, assumed "customer input" was fair game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies want some plastering doing . Im also good at filling holes.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I want someone to fix the belt on the tumble dryer in exchange for a blow job! "

Last time I changed one of those, it was such a ball ache of a job I'd want way more than a BJ- and chocolate biscuits with my tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x

They are not your customers,you are theirs

The question was quite clear

"but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!"

- As per the OP's post, assumed "customer input" was fair game."

Anything is fair game on here. I had to say something,he rolled his eyes at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I want someone to fix the belt on the tumble dryer in exchange for a blow job!

Last time I changed one of those, it was such a ball ache of a job I'd want way more than a BJ- and chocolate biscuits with my tea! "

I've done it a few times but they seem to be getting more complicated now. It used to be a 20 minute job for me. I wouldn't attempt it now.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not in my line of work!

Christ. :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to be seduced by a workman!! Especially if he had timberland boots on, black trousers, white t shirt, tool belt...."

Tradesman here timberland boots and timberland work shorts grey tshirt and tool belt

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Not in my line of work!

Christ. :/"

Funeral director?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the term client than customer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm a bathroom / kitchen fitter & I've had some fun with some clients over the years .....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Not in my line of work!

Christ. :/"

There's sooooo much scope for an undertaker/stiff gag here!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpenter and bedroom fitted here.

Will work for cash

Are bjs tax deductible on self assessment form?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories?? "

I'm a lift engineer, there is often a glint in a woman's eye, but it wouldn't be professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I'm a lift engineer, there is often a glint in a woman's eye, but it wouldn't be professional "

That would be the glint of relief at not having to walk up 10 flights of stairs

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By *rotiquexxxMan
over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

Taken £10 tip from housewife from upgrading her husband to a dress circle box. Was once invited to touch a female customers fake breasts while her husband, and 800 other customers watched.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I'm a lift engineer, there is often a glint in a woman's eye, but it wouldn't be professional

That would be the glint of relief at not having to walk up 10 flights of stairs "

Hey, a glint is a glint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to be seduced by a workman!! Especially if he had timberland boots on, black trousers, white t shirt, tool belt...."
I am a carpenter and that's my uniform when you want me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I'm a lift engineer, there is often a glint in a woman's eye, but it wouldn't be professional

That would be the glint of relief at not having to walk up 10 flights of stairs

Hey, a glint is a glint"

I'd be very grateful. You'd get more than a glint from me. I'd make you a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taken £10 tip from housewife from upgrading her husband to a dress circle box. Was once invited to touch a female customers fake breasts while her husband, and 800 other customers watched. "

Blimey,that was a long queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x "
awww Amy can I come round and fix your back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've often thought about doing a naked DIY-a-gram service

I could fill your hole, sort your pipes out or any little job dressed only in boot's, hard hat and tool belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories??

I'm a lift engineer, there is often a glint in a woman's eye, but it wouldn't be professional

That would be the glint of relief at not having to walk up 10 flights of stairs

Hey, a glint is a glint

I'd be very grateful. You'd get more than a glint from me. I'd make you a cup of tea "

Tea of course is always welcomed and great fully received

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I fucked a guy who was staying in one of the guest rooms upstairs in a pub I used to work in. It was great fun!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x awww Amy can I come round and fix your back door "

Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked a guy who was staying in one of the guest rooms upstairs in a pub I used to work in. It was great fun!"

That surely beats a brew & biscuits

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"I fucked a guy who was staying in one of the guest rooms upstairs in a pub I used to work in. It was great fun!

That surely beats a brew & biscuits "

He was HOT!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Yes was in the pub trade many years we had fun with a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked a guy who was staying in one of the guest rooms upstairs in a pub I used to work in. It was great fun!

That surely beats a brew & biscuits

He was HOT!"

I don't blame you , wish I had some luck like that when working away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a tradesman for past 30 year's a large portion of this time in residential properties I have never had a custom come onto me.

So either.

I am fuck ugly and even the mingers won't throw themselves at me.

I am stupid and couldn't read a come on if it hit me in the face.

I am a professional and give off an sense of integrity and honesty the sort of Chap who is there to do his job.

I can intentionally be quiet stand offish with customers, not rude but I try not to get into conversation or express opinions on anything.

But as I currently work in social housing it's best to keep all opinions to one's self, people can be very two faced and will think of nothing to drop u in the shit if it means they can get a new door or kitchen.

So mouth shut,do job, be polite say goodbye.

Leave.

However us as a couple have been desperately trying to find a guy who we can get into house to do a job or look at? For jools to try and seduce him.

But cannot think of who, we would like to see him first.

We had tv guy round Jools got all dressed in short skirt and see thru top sheer bra door went.

Guy was almost 70 she thought he was going to hav the heart attack so let him do job and put on a big jumper claimed that she was cold.

So idea's as to who and how very welcome.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

I was a Gardner for 5 years. Had 2 seperate encounters. Both on hot summers day. Must have been my tanned sweaty body !! Lol. But was very enjoyable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a Gardner for 5 years. Had 2 seperate encounters. Both on hot summers day. Must have been my tanned sweaty body !! Lol. But was very enjoyable. "

A male gardener or female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving instructor here, so can't touch till after they pass and even then they would need to be older

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By *r DeviantMan
over a year ago

Nowhere Land

How about using linkdn and other such sources that way you can see what they look like ( if a one man band type outfit) fbook twitter also similar as plenty advertise on there. Once someone takes your fancy get them round for a quote etc. im positive someone would jump at the chance. A revealing outfit and a drop of something to pick up should do the trick. Look out for his reaction and see where it leads. I would make out the male half is not present as this could intimidate said tradesman particularly if they are of the "vanilla" lifestyle.

(Had a rain delay testing some cables. I think i may have over thought this a tad too much. Oh well nothing else to do )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I Wouldn't do a job in exchange for sex, and it's not quite the same arranging it. I like the idea of spontaneous sex in the heat of the moment. Im quite a flirt but there's lines I don't cross with work as I'm self employed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for s cleaning contractors, we had a contract to clean a retail outlet after hours, over a couple of weeks I had been having a bit of banter with one of the ladies that worked there.

This particular evening I had to do the job myself and was asked to clean out the cobwebs from lack of use, suffice to say I was more Tha happy to oblige

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I had a punter shove me up against the wall in the shop once, and we would have taken it further but it was either grotty disabled toilets or him come behind the counter where there was about £6k.. I wasn't about to let him do that!

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By *ed969Man
over a year ago

leicester

I'm a cycle mechanic and would be happy to service a bike for payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So idea's as to who and how very welcome. "

What do you need doing? I'd give you a quote

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories?? "

I used to teach English as foreign language (mainly to university age students) and I fucked quite a few of my students ...was one of the main benefits of teaching on the summer language schools in Cambridge...hehe

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By *BWCockloverCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

yep...fucked and sucked guy who came to give us home insurance quote...he was flirty...few wee comments bout blonded...i responded..bit of banter....i .was wearin sexy low cut dress...no knickers and stockings...i knelt down..opened his zip...looked into his eyes as i gave him.bj to die for...hubby was sitting in other chair.....both guys luvd it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep...fucked and sucked guy who came to give us home insurance quote...he was flirty...few wee comments bout blonded...i responded..bit of banter....i .was wearin sexy low cut dress...no knickers and stockings...i knelt down..opened his zip...looked into his eyes as i gave him.bj to die

for...hubby was sitting in other chair.....both guys luvd it.... "

I don't do insurance but would love to come round and pretend lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about using linkdn and other such sources that way you can see what they look like ( if a one man band type outfit) fbook twitter also similar as plenty advertise on there. Once someone takes your fancy get them round for a quote etc. im positive someone would jump at the chance. A revealing outfit and a drop of something to pick up should do the trick. Look out for his reaction and see where it leads. I would make out the male half is not present as this could intimidate said tradesman particularly if they are of the "vanilla" lifestyle.

(Had a rain delay testing some cables. I think i may have over thought this a tad too much. Oh well nothing else to do )"

Very crafty I like your thinking.

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By *ightDiversionMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


" Carpenter and bedroom fitted here.

Will work for cash

Are bjs tax deductible on self assessment form? "

In theory a tradesman who received a BJ a payment for work done should take that as payment in kind and add it to income - would be interesting working out its value though ...

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By *ightDiversionMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"As a tradesman for past 30 year's a large portion of this time in residential properties I have never had a custom come onto me.

So either.

I am fuck ugly and even the mingers won't throw themselves at me.

I am stupid and couldn't read a come on if it hit me in the face.

I am a professional and give off an sense of integrity and honesty the sort of Chap who is there to do his job.

I can intentionally be quiet stand offish with customers, not rude but I try not to get into conversation or express opinions on anything.

But as I currently work in social housing it's best to keep all opinions to one's self, people can be very two faced and will think of nothing to drop u in the shit if it means they can get a new door or kitchen.

So mouth shut,do job, be polite say goodbye.

Leave.

However us as a couple have been desperately trying to find a guy who we can get into house to do a job or look at? For jools to try and seduce him.

But cannot think of who, we would like to see him first.

We had tv guy round Jools got all dressed in short skirt and see thru top sheer bra door went.

Guy was almost 70 she thought he was going to hav the heart attack so let him do job and put on a big jumper claimed that she was cold.

So idea's as to who and how very welcome. "

I am sure you could do with some tax advice ... lol

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By *r DeviantMan
over a year ago

Nowhere Land


"How about using linkdn and other such sources that way you can see what they look like ( if a one man band type outfit) fbook twitter also similar as plenty advertise on there. Once someone takes your fancy get them round for a quote etc. im positive someone would jump at the chance. A revealing outfit and a drop of something to pick up should do the trick. Look out for his reaction and see where it leads. I would make out the male half is not present as this could intimidate said tradesman particularly if they are of the "vanilla" lifestyle.

(Had a rain delay testing some cables. I think i may have over thought this a tad too much. Oh well nothing else to do )

Very crafty I like your thinking. "

being a deviant has its moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged and still seeing Him almost a year later, the sex is fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have ....over the years I've done a few

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"Being a taxi driver, i'd say it's more aggro than it's worth, and i'd rather have the money to be honest "

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By *outheasthornyguyMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Wish I knew what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I have ....over the years I've done a few "
would love to work for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind of!! was waitressing in local cafe and a man came in with what i presume was his wife. Wasn't until went to take order i realised he had visited me and my bi buddy for a naughty night Played cool but think he recognised me even with my clothes on wife looked lovely wish he'd brought her that night!!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm a tradesman, so far iv not slept with any customers but was chatting to a girl the other day that seduced the autoglass repair guy!

Iv had flirty customers but that's about it.

Any stories?? "

Dont they screen their employees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to worked in a shop. A woman bought a large item and couldn't fit it in her car, I was due to clock off and it was on my way home so offered to get it in my car and drop it off.

I dropped it off and when I arrived she popped her head round the door and I noticed a bra on the sofa. 'oh, sorry I was just about to jump in the shower'. I said I could come back but she said it's okay. My quick 5 minute drop off ended up being an hour of fun in her shower...

She came back to my work place two days later with a 6 pack of lager as a thank you

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

I would love to flirt and have fun with a tradesman..... unfortunately they haven't been my type so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have never been attracted to any of the tradesmen I've had round.

Fantasy = Hot guy, tall, fit, sparkly eyes, gorgeous smile, nice arse, big tool, cable ties on hand...

Reality usually = Short, fat, old, smelly, a total of about 7 teeth in his mouth, Northern accent (nothing WRONG with a Northern accent, it's just a personal turn off!), and demolishes half the biscuit tin when offered.

So no, not had the desire as of yet.

I'd shag the local Tesco delivery driver though!

- Amy. x awww Amy can I come round and fix your back door

Yes please. "
mmmmm when ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would love to flirt and have fun with a tradesman..... unfortunately they haven't been my type so far!"
Awwww I'm pretty fit and very good with my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, I guess it must be a yes from me?

I work for a company that's a global brand and millions have purchased and used our products so by definition I think it must be a yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been fucked as a customer by maid on a cruise ship and in my job..

I used to be an IT Engineer rolling out systems and hardware into offices.. This is usually done out of hours at weekends or Evenings and the client people who signed off the work were typically female office workers..

Alot if them opened up after a hour or two and soon the flirting started.. Which I love , and sometimes one thing lead to another.. And more and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about using linkdn and other such sources that way you can see what they look like ( if a one man band type outfit) fbook twitter also similar as plenty advertise on there. Once someone takes your fancy get them round for a quote etc. im positive someone would jump at the chance. A revealing outfit and a drop of something to pick up should do the trick. Look out for his reaction and see where it leads. I would make out the male half is not present as this could intimidate said tradesman particularly if they are of the "vanilla" lifestyle.

(Had a rain delay testing some cables. I think i may have over thought this a tad too much. Oh well nothing else to do )

Very crafty I like your thinking. "

Well spoke to jools and we have been on check a trade found a few local dishy guy's. She is well up for some flirting and hopefully more.

We need some plastering done so get him round to look at the job, flirt and more hopefully.

Then back to do the job maybe more fun.

These thing's rarely go as planned and it admittedly a bit fantasy however can see why it shouldn't work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about using linkdn and other such sources that way you can see what they look like ( if a one man band type outfit) fbook twitter also similar as plenty advertise on there. Once someone takes your fancy get them round for a quote etc. im positive someone would jump at the chance. A revealing outfit and a drop of something to pick up should do the trick. Look out for his reaction and see where it leads. I would make out the male half is not present as this could intimidate said tradesman particularly if they are of the "vanilla" lifestyle.

(Had a rain delay testing some cables. I think i may have over thought this a tad too much. Oh well nothing else to do )

Very crafty I like your thinking.

Well spoke to jools and we have been on check a trade found a few local dishy guy's. She is well up for some flirting and hopefully more.

We need some plastering done so get him round to look at the job, flirt and more hopefully.

Then back to do the job maybe more fun.

These thing's rarely go as planned and it admittedly a bit fantasy however can see why it shouldn't work? "

Checkatrade and trust a trader are not as safe as people think, recommendation is what you want for good tradesman. I'm on both Checkatrade and trust a trader, it's just loads of wasted time doing quotes for shit jobs 80% of the time. Most of my work is recommendation..... Anyway I'd best do some bloody work saying that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept with students. So technically yes.

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By *4STYWoman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola


"I've slept with students. So technically yes. "

And my I ask how old are your students as you are yourself?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've slept with students. So technically yes.

And my I ask how old are your students as you are yourself?! "

She teaches yoga to geriatrics lol

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By *4STYWoman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola

Phew lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've slept with students. So technically yes.

And my I ask how old are your students as you are yourself?! "

Omg never realised how that sounded. Haha.

I work for student finance so uni students!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've slept with students. So technically yes.

And my I ask how old are your students as you are yourself?!

Omg never realised how that sounded. Haha.

I work for student finance so uni students!"
hehe the FBI are looking into you already young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've slept with students. So technically yes.

And my I ask how old are your students as you are yourself?!

Omg never realised how that sounded. Haha.

I work for student finance so uni students!hehe the FBI are looking into you already young lady "
FBI being the fuck buddy institution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in my current job as an electrician for well over 10yrs now and deal with new customers and regulars.

In that time, I've probably slept with 4-5. Although one went in for a very long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've slept with students. So technically yes.

And my I ask how old are your students as you are yourself?!

Omg never realised how that sounded. Haha.

I work for student finance so uni students!hehe the FBI are looking into you already young lady FBI being the fuck buddy institution "

Sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On our very first swing Mrs T had it away with a guy who works for a rival company, as it turned out.

So she was literally screwing the competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really want Jools to seduce a guy visiting our house. I know lots of women have done it.

Had some suggestions, but really struggling to find someone who we can genuinely get round

For stuff we really do need, but same time Jools flirts and flashes. Really want to find out what he looks like first.

Tried check a trade but not much luck.

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

as a barman both in my old and new job... had ample opportunities hehe *stretches and places hands on the back of my head... oh the shit i have to deal with lol.

im a self proclaimed gent though so i never took advantage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really want Jools to seduce a guy visiting our house. I know lots of women have done it.

Had some suggestions, but really struggling to find someone who we can genuinely get round

For stuff we really do need, but same time Jools flirts and flashes. Really want to find out what he looks like first.

Tried check a trade but not much luck. "

Where abouts you from? Iv got lots of mates in every trade, I can set one up! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just though...

I have fucked a customer, but they weren't yet a customer when I fucked them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had the luck of any of my customers wanting anything like that. Unless I can't read signs very well I should be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been with 4 women through jobs I've been working on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a few..

Spent the last 15 years working in a adult shop and sometimes there's a real buzz in the air when both parties are thinking the same thing.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"No.

But I've been fucked as a customer many, many times.

South Wales car dealers, estate agents, the NHS, Vodafone...............

A"

I think us customers can get the better deal. And no concerns about harming our careers. It's tough for workmen as they could be accused of sexual harassment, rape etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

horny mini cabbie on nights......Yes occasionally as long as not totally rat arsed.....I always try and provide a good service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always get cab fare first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who wants a mini cab mmm

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By *rxxxxMan
over a year ago

hull

Ha ha that made me laugh

I sell cars for a living you never know what the year drive holds

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