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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A handy tip before the freeze comes back:

The squirters on your cars for cleaning your windscreen - just incase they freeze, carry a spray bottle full of windscreen wash to spray on your windscreen when stopped at lights or pull over at suitable safe location to spray on. I do this and have seen others do it so why my friends laugh at me for doing it, i dont know. Maybe theyre just snobs.

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

Or just cover windscreen with an old sheet....dont have to defrost it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or just cover windscreen with an old sheet....dont have to defrost it then "

Yes thatll be good for stopping frost but while driving and your windscreen gets dirty from so much grit on roads carry a spray bottle with windscreen wash in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it in Freezing Fog at Fifty Miles per hour on the Motorway like I did....

your arm freezes off n the fat woman in the only other car on the Mway stares at you as the spray misses your screen n pisses back in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another tip re squirters: probably best putting a towel below the fanny just before she squirts!!!!!!

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By *trawberry CreamCouple
over a year ago

Reading

From the title, thought u were chatting about female ejaculation!

It's a myth ... just pee and pussy juices.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From the title, thought u were chatting about female ejaculation!

It's a myth ... just pee and pussy juices."

I know. Just like the male anal orgasm. Makes a blokes cock explode a mixture of pee and spunk in one big uncontrolable explosion.

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