FabSwingers.com forum: Felching!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Felching is a sexual practice involving the licking or sucking of another person's anus. In particular, it refers to the act of sucking semen out of the anus of one's partner. The semen has been ejaculated into the rectum via anal sex.

Felching may also refer to the anal insertion of a small animal (usually a gerbil) for the purpose of sexual stimulation

Now the gerbil i get...but the sucking...thats wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparantly you can also use a straw lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Urban definitions.

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"

"ooh you fucking felcher"

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.

Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparantly you can also use a straw lol"

so i have just noticed! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG this has just put me off my breakfast

thats gross

i'm off to the cum burp thread, not quite as gross lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Apparantly you can also use a straw lol"

can just see their face if you produce on of those novelty curly straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG this has just put me off my breakfast

thats gross

i'm off to the cum burp thread, not quite as gross lol"

Put me off eating full stop lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG could you imagine what a felch belch would smell like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(runs off to be sick) lol debs xxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"OMG could you imagine what a felch belch would smell like!"

stoppppp! i want to keep my brekkie down thanks !!

sheesh..and i though Hugh F-W cooking slugs last night was bad :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An acquired taste...cant see it appearing on the Hells Kitchen menu though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

what would happen with the straw if you blew instead of sucked ?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?"

i guess having tails makes either of those preferable to hamsters ( re; ease of retrieval )

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bubbles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?

i guess having tails makes either of those preferable to hamsters ( re; ease of retrieval )

;-)"

you have put waaayyy too much thought into that sprite..lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"OMG could you imagine what a felch belch would smell like!"

Ok, you have just physically make me wretch.

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PMSL

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"When someone says...My arse smells like a rat has crawled up there and died....do you think it was actually a gerbil?

i guess having tails makes either of those preferable to hamsters ( re; ease of retrieval )

;-)

you have put waaayyy too much thought into that sprite..lmao"

i like to be practical hehehe !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx"

of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx

of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again."

hahaha !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a baileys after that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx

of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again.

hahaha ! "

well it would be cruel not to! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a baileys after that?"

an after dinner mint might be wiser..lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Anyone fancy a baileys after that?

an after dinner mint might be wiser..lol"

do they do mint baileys ? I knew there was a reason i couldnt stand the stuff too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx

of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again."

best make sure he's not stored anything away in his cheek pouches too -- on the way in , and especially on the way out !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx"

I have a gerbil that can translate my cell tappings who relays it to the cat and he posts on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(goes to reasure hammy the hamster that no harm will come to him) debs xxx

of coure not...quick bathe after the act he will smell lovely again.

best make sure he's not stored anything away in his cheek pouches too -- on the way in , and especially on the way out !!

wonder if that is why you get sweetcorn in your shite!...left overs from felching?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx"

its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

second thoughts....it would block up your straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx

its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh

He doesn't speak welsh he's not that clever lol debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx

its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh

He doesn't speak welsh he's not that clever lol debs xxx"

poor little sod is buggered then!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"You do realise that I have the only hamster in wales that can read and has his own broadband connection ..... poor little mite has barricaded his cage! debs xxx

its ok debs,,we havent written it in welsh

He doesn't speak welsh he's not that clever lol debs xxx

poor little sod is buggered then!"

lmao !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"second thoughts....it would block up your straw."

try creamed corn instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx"

good point.

'No animals were harmed in the making of this thread'

that should cover it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol"

ohhh wheres your sense of adventure..pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go stroke me hamster lol debs xxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx

good point.

'No animals were harmed in the making of this thread'

that should cover it."

good point debs , and well covered by Femme

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go stroke me hamster lol debs xxx"

wonder if that counts as fluffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buggered as well as inserted somewhere dark? is any of this legal? Hope there's no RSPCA inspectors watching lol debs xxx

good point.

'No animals were harmed in the making of this thread'

that should cover it.

good point debs , and well covered by Femme

We should be safe from legal ramifications lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"I'm gonna go stroke me hamster lol debs xxx

wonder if that counts as fluffing?"

definitely !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go stroke me hamster lol debs xxx

wonder if that counts as fluffing?

definitely !!"

Its okay your secrets safe with us debs...ya kinky minx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err! I mean .... I meant .... something else ... honest

debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Err! I mean .... I meant .... something else ... honest

debs xxx"

sure ya did...winks lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i always wondered what happened to hammy after Tales of the Riverbank was axed....never did i dream he'd become a porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(goes for a coffee safe in the knowledge that honour is intact) lol debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i always wondered what happened to hammy after Tales of the Riverbank was axed....never did i dream he'd become a porn star

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol

ohhh wheres your sense of adventure..pmsl"

Hey, if you wanna talk pony tail butt plugs then I'm your man... a subby fem wearing one of them gets me soooo horny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got to the second post on this thread, vomited, and then decided that cum burps and felching is not something I wanna discuss anymore. How minging lol

ohhh wheres your sense of adventure..pmsl

Hey, if you wanna talk pony tail butt plugs then I'm your man... a subby fem wearing one of them gets me soooo horny!!!"
"swishes tail and trots off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i havent got a gerbil, but do you think my house bunny would do, and I dont mean an anne summers rabbit. Now that would definately be called fluffing

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

I will NEVER suck chocolate milk through a straw again!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

You would never get a rabbit up your bum! I have to say im wincing at the thought. I will never think of a bunny tail in the same way again.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

You would never get a rabbit up your bum! I have to say im wincing at the thought. I will never think of a bunny tail in the same way again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just knew that it would be you Femme that started this thread before I opened it - we can count on you to search out the obscure words and their definitions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme is from the dark side I'm sure lol .... I'm a mere white witch

debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme is from the dark side I'm sure lol .... I'm a mere white witch

debs xxx"
a welsh white witch...try saying that after a pint of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try saying it in welsh after two doubles lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try saying it in welsh after two doubles lol x"
lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Femme is from the dark side I'm sure lol .... I'm a mere white witch

debs xxx"

Dark side??? does that mean i should have a darth vader mask????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yuck yuck yuck

dont think i will ever use a straw again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it brings a whole new meaning to wind in the willows pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG could you imagine what a felch belch would smell like!"

LMAO........gross beyond belief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG could you imagine what a felch belch would smell like!

LMAO........gross beyond belief

Then my job here is done....retires.

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

I thought the business with the hamsters and gerbils was called pet shopping.....seriously!

Thats why the pet shop boys are called what they are......tis true!!

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