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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After studying weaver ants who use their grubs like glue guns to stick their nests together with silk Scientists at the Belize University Museum

have developed a system using PIR digital dynamo mapping to extract the energy wasted by human children

University spokesman professor Juan Con hortiz explained

"Initial results were remarkable under normal conditions. The energy produced by a class full of children is enough to power the school"

The professor who works at the universitys Fiscal Accounting Research Technology Syndicate

"We tested children with high levels of caffeine, given via the mothers breast milk but they were too wired and blew all the lights so we reduced the caffeine levels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like breast milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently the researchers would help themselves to the odd cup of titty coffee.

It came pre frothed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My talents are wasted on you morons. Come on! Wank on her tits? Bumfarts?

Oh well off for a lobotomy and and join the banality of ponderous imbeciles on the men or women thread!!

Like there'll be a definitive answer mneurrghh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...what was the question again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can my children produce enough energy to pay for themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can my children produce enough energy to pay for themselves?

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Why didn't you just say that in the first place

You'd probably only balance out the cost of feeding them. You may get one cycle of the washing machine if you're lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you not read the original post tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can my children produce enough energy to pay for themselves?

"
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No.

It's energy in energy out less losses.... Either way your paying for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not according to the B.U.M.F.A.R.T.S scientists in the OP

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