FabSwingers.com forum: Write your own verification!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What can i say ? Spent today with Granny. What ? A Woman? Granny turned up looking. Never had a job like it. Granny sure knows how to turn a man. Wow Wow Woww Whoooooaaaa ouch! Can't wait till next time. Doctor says there will be a next time ..... eventually. xx Thanks Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Don't bother shes 20 yrs older than her pics

farts

picks her nose

laughs at stupid jokes

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

once led thro the security checks, all will be led to a room for a coffee. All cutlery will be plastic for safety reasons.

the door will open and in View will hop dressed as the Easter Bunny..

'he goes like a rabbit this one' will suffice for my verification....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does ' He goes like a rabbit' mean you leave a trail of small brown balls on the grass ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Does ' He goes like a rabbit' mean you leave a trail of small brown balls on the grass ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to stop her talking is to fill her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I say?!! The security detail were very discrete after they removed the handcuffs from Sassy, which is confusing as Dommes don't wear handcuffs!!! What I thought was the latest Alexander McQueen appeared to be government issues straight jacket. All I can say fellas is wow and wow again, a lady that will really scare you. Can't wait to meet again Miss, perhaps you'll let me wear the straight jacket next time!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

wow.. what can I say.... after being let out of the "nut house on day release" I have to say that was an experience...

not sure I would do it again... but since the kind chap "slipped me a twenty" for the verification I have to fill the contractual obligation

"he is hung like an elephant and breathe through his ears...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is bigger in every sense in real life than in her pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he is hung like an elephant and breathe through his ears...."

That's what id heard too...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Diamondsmiles once bitten twice shy. Once in a life time experience i definetly wont be going back, casulty says i will be all right in a few months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I am in love - and, my God, it's the greatest thing that can happen to a swinger. I tell you, find a man you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love, if you haven't done so already. You are wasting your life.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

timewaster...she actually showed up. I had planned to be pissed of enough to write a shitty pm, block her so she couldn't respond then come onto the forums and moan about it. Instead, I had to fuck her...what a waste of an afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"timewaster...she actually showed up. I had planned to be pissed of enough to write a shitty pm, block her so she couldn't respond then come onto the forums and moan about it. Instead, I had to fuck her...what a waste of an afternoon!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't leave myself one...I have my reasons.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

OMFG!!! She actually does talk for Scotland........

hang on, that's my real verifications.

***wanders off muttering to self......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is actually a real comment I received but am to ashamed to put on my profile

rub*** by Meeting in person

What an evening for all the wrong reasons lol,Miss Smirnoff couldnt walk straight after that abuse,nice fella,very genuine and funny,next time leave mdm smirnoff where she belongs haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really great couple to spend some time with. Nothing like what you'd expect. He's a cheeky fucker in the forums, calls a spade a spade, but hey -at least you know where you stand. He's so placid when you meet him, nothing like his persona on here

She's quiet, but enjoys a good time and can be a bit of a tigress and is partial to a drink of 10

Miss these two at your peril

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Wow what can I say! This guy is fucking odd! He was purple and furry and wouldn't remove his Fez during sex! He refused to make eye contact with me, claiming he didn't want his soul sucked from him by my stare. Also he made reference to his pocket fluff obsession on 5 separate occasions while penetrating me.

Good packaging, item as described, highly recommended A++++++++ swinger.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Scottish eejit that never shuts up!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Scottish eejit that never shuts up!!

You copy and pasted that from the one I sent you didn't you?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Scottish eejit that never shuts up!!

shurrup you - it's not true!!!

You copy and pasted that from the one I sent you didn't you?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Been chatting to each other for months and finally decided to meet. Despite a slightly awkward moment where we realised we we the same person we spent several seconds together before a fond farewell. Hopefully we can meet without the straight jacket and nurses present next time.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Been chatting to each other for months and finally decided to meet. Despite a slightly awkward moment where we realised we we the same person we spent several seconds together before a fond farewell. Hopefully we can meet without the straight jacket and nurses present next time. "

that's no joke.... I read that one afore ye hid it!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After spending 10 minutes in Lady K's company I realised that I couldn't compete with the fab forums that she was still reading on her phone while she sucked me off.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

HELP! PLEASE HELP! GET ME OUT!

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

We'd have paid double to see this pair

However, getting them as a BOGOF was a great bonus!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

She was only a pie makers daughter... which explains why she took so much filling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was terrible! I left annoyed and upset with Surfer! He works in a helium balloon factory - I will NOT be spoken to in that tone!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the Coroner’s daughter… so no wonder she likes her men stiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth , Smart , Sophisticated , Sexy and Single .

And if thats not enough a genuine nice guy .

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a dress maker’s daughter… but she had me in stitches, then stripped to my britches and played with my bobbins all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She was only a dress maker’s daughter… but she had me in stitches, then stripped to my britches and played with my bobbins all night."

Are you googling these Polo?!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"She was only a dress maker’s daughter… but she had me in stitches, then stripped to my britches and played with my bobbins all night.

Are you googling these Polo?!"

How very dare you!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Wow what can I say! This guy is fucking odd! He was purple and furry and wouldn't remove his Fez during sex! He refused to make eye contact with me, claiming he didn't want his soul sucked from him by my stare. Also he made reference to his pocket fluff obsession on 5 separate occasions while penetrating me.

Good packaging, item as described, highly recommended A++++++++ swinger."

...some bits missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you googling these Polo?!

How very dare you!

Google get these from Polo... The original... Who composed them in her youth...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a coal miners daughter… as she slid down my shaft and I felt more than daft, when she sighed “won’t it go any deeper?”

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Polo you're like our very own fabswingers Pam Ayres!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

She was only a clergyman’s daughter… she had me saying my prayers as we went up the stairs, then anointed me with her hole(y) water.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Polo you're like our very own fabswingers Pam Ayres!"

I am wondering how old Pammy is now and considering if I should be offended!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a watchmaker’s daughter…. what a fucking wind-up she turned out to be.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a fishmonger’s daughter… you can guess how that turned out!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the head gardener’s daughter… you’d have thought she’d have had a trimmed bush.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Polo you're like our very own fabswingers Pam Ayres!

I am wondering how old Pammy is now and considering if I should be offended!"

Noooo I was more thinking of her in her pomp when she regularly appeared on The Two Ronnies and recited her hilarious dittys.

I always thought I would love to have a look up that huge A-line green velvet dress. Maybe bend her over and do her while she poemed her ass off.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only an engineer’s daughter…. so surprising her flange was too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well what can i say,he has a 9 inch tongue and can breathe thru his ears. she can suck a tennis ball thru a hosepipe. If you think they are out of your league you're probably right, and you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to say go on, now go walk out the door -just turn around now

'cause you're not welcome anymore.

Weren't you the one who tried to break me with your Jap's eye - you think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no, not I, I will survive

as long as I know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

I will survive...so, bugger off!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a footballer's daughter... I couldn't say which league, but she was certainly going down.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a footballer's daughter... she had me dribbling before I could shoot.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

She was only the cellar man’s daughter… but I couldn’t get her to shut her trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a face only his mother would love xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not as good as I once was.

But I am as good once, as I ever was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this couple at a Brewers Fayre for a social meet. Within seconds of meeting we were all pleasuring each other on the table.

We then made our way up to the pre planned hotel room & had coffee & biscuits.

AVOID IF YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR DINNER.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a face only his mother would love xxx"

'His' mother ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

She came, she saw....and she fucked the life outta it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother, he did nothing but take the piss (tongue in cheek indeed), and argue.

was a good 5 minutes when he eventually shut up and we got down to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'He looked way above my league'.

'He liked BBW but i don't think i was beautiful enough for him'.

'He fell asleep on me but i knew he was still awake, I felt cheated'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly the Fab camera adds 50lbs"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"She was only a pie makers daughter... which explains why she took so much filling."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

complete slut...enough said!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a locksmith’s daughter… but she showed me a great set of knockers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortass little fucker with terrible dress sense xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the plumber's daughter... but she knew how to clear out my pipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

She was only the firemans daughter...but she knew how to slide down my pole

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

She was only a pilot's daughter,

but she kept her cockpit clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out on a blind date with this guy who, within the first fifteen minutes, thought it was perfectly fine to ask me what my favourite sexual position was, if I spat or swallowed and then when the check came (I rushed it over), asked if I wanted to split the tab or just go back to his apartment and give him head. When I responded with, "I don't know you; I could end up in your freezer," he said, "In my defence, there aren't many Jewish serial killers." Then he asked if I liked having my breasts fondled. That was when, thirty-four minutes into the 'date,' I asked him if I was on a hidden camera show then grabbed a cab back into Camden, straight to my friend's flat. Her question: "Aren't you on a date right now?" My response: "Well, funny story..."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the coalman's daughter... but she knew how to empty my sacks.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a boxer's daughter... but she wasn't too keen on fisting.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

She was only the cricket umpire's daughter,

but her crease was fit for Lords.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She was only a boxer's daughter... but she wasn't too keen on fisting."

She's just an aerosol testers daughter but all the men like to see how she squirts.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a snooker player's daughter... but she sunk my balls on cue.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only an American Footballer's daughter... but she sure was a wide receiver

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only a rugby player's daughter... admin should do something about hookers using this site!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only an arsonist’s daughter… but Ohhhhhhhhhh her sex was on fire… literally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was only the pilots daughter, but she kept her cockpit clean

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the chip fryer's daughter... but she feckin' battered my sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

She was only the green grocers daughter,but she knew how to polish my aubergine

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

She was only the Confectioners daughter....but she knew a sweet cock when she saw one!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the manure collector’s daughter… but she was still crap in the sack.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the cooper's daughter… but she’s scraping the barrel now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10 virgins said Feebs was the best fuck they'd ever had

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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She was only the PC World Technician’s daughter… but she made me lose my hard drive, leaving me with a floppy and a nasty virus.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"She was only the PC World Technician’s daughter… but she made me lose my hard drive, leaving me with a floppy and a nasty virus."

Hey Pam x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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What ya want funky?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What ya want funky?"

Nothing, just saying hello, haven't seen you all day

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Awwww he misses me.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Awwww he misses me."

I know I do but one day I'll hit ya x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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"Awwww he misses me.

I know I do but one day I'll hit ya x"

Not if the red dot is on you first..... **heads back to my sniper spot**

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ffs, he was camper than Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write my own ...hmmmmm

Met and had a great laff. salt of the earth and would do anything for anyone, A great shag and excellent food But...

A little stupid at believing people .

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