FabSwingers.com forum: She'd get it! But would he?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, who gets the girl?

A) The guy who spends his life in the gym and has a body to die for

B) the guy who can laugh you into the sheets with the fabled dad bod !

;)

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

It's all about the face for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B, absolutely. Nothing is sexier than a man that can make me laugh. D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy with the sense of humour for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B for me aswell, has to be attracted mentally to someone not just because he's got a beautiful body haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I have both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To marry? B

For fab? A

Though not in the question, the face would definitely decide it for me.

-Courtney

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Getting into the spirit, I once had the rozzers round as the neighbours had complained about me being too noisy during sex. I told the cops I'd come quietly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, who gets the girl?

A) The guy who spends his life in the gym and has a body to die for

B) the guy who can laugh you into the sheets with the fabled dad bod !

;)"
B all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as the face and humour are there I'm a happy bunny!

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

B for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about the face for me

"
you actually look at the face when you're on your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man with A & B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I'm a fucking comedian!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The guy who has both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs says b which is a good job plus why would you want someone who spends more time in front of the mirror then the women

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Funny guys win it for me

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

B for me too but I do like variety too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely B....thats what first attracted me to Clarence x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B here also

Katie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To marry? B

For fab? A

Though not in the question, the face would definitely decide it for me.

-Courtney"

loads of ladies always say 'is all about the person - not the cock or body' on here yet it's always the fit handsome big cocked guys that are popular (and understandably so)!

For no strings one-off sex surely provided the person meets a minimum level of personality requirements the body is going to win!?

Yes, personality and an ability to laugh is important for a longer term relationship / partner etc, but is it really that necessary for a quick fuck off a sex site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. bugger. What's C?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Maybe neither. Laughing too much I'll just be wetting myself. Got to be the right mix of looks - including body but not exclusively - and personality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/09/15 13:28:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seeing as its you, go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with dad bod. But face is more important for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness. I'm Fucking hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither unless they ooze sex appeal and then I'll have them both tvm.

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By *sianmale89Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"So, who gets the girl?

A) The guy who spends his life in the gym and has a body to die for

B) the guy who can laugh you into the sheets with the fabled dad bod !

;)"

depends really as everyone is different and has different interests when it comes to attraction...

for e.g. it would depend on the girl as in if he was into the muscle bound ripped gym goer then she would go for him...

however if she was into personality more then she would most likely go for the guy who makes her laugh and has the dad body...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm just getting sex I'll have the man who can fuck passionately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neither unless they ooze sex appeal and then I'll have them both tvm. "

Who doesn't love a lady that wants it all

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"B, absolutely. Nothing is sexier than a man that can make me laugh. D"

Did you hear the one about.....

Oh no, well you'll have to come here and find out what the punch line is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B definitely

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

For a one off eyecandy shag... A

And for regular between the bedsheets... B

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It's all about the face for me

you actually look at the face when you're on your knees

Of course, I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will always be B, 90% of women are not into 6pack gym guys

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I tick more 'b' boxes as I have just had to google what gym is.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A funny intelligent man is more sexier to me than anything

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

B for me , A is nice too

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PB drops the dumb bell and jams a homemade chocolate cookie in his gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB drops the dumb bell and jams a homemade chocolate cookie in his gob

good man

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"B everytime"

I'll be your bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I much prefer a funny geek over a lingerie model.

B for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a face like mine thank god ive got humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB drops the dumb bell and jams a homemade chocolate cookie in his gob

good man

I need to work on the dad bod somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B everytime

I'll be your bee

ace i never knew you cared

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"It's all about the face for me

bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB drops the dumb bell and jams a homemade chocolate cookie in his gob

good man

I need to work on the dad bod somehow

im an expert feeder

roast dinner followed by my homemade chocolate guey pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I have both?

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you can I have a great sense of humour and am in good shape xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB drops the dumb bell and jams a homemade chocolate cookie in his gob

good man

I need to work on the dad bod somehow

im an expert feeder

roast dinner followed by my homemade chocolate guey pudding?

"
can I come round to yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PB drops the dumb bell and jams a homemade chocolate cookie in his gob

good man

I need to work on the dad bod somehow

im an expert feeder

roast dinner followed by my homemade chocolate guey pudding?

can I come round to yours x

pull up a pew

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"B for me aswell, has to be attracted mentally to someone not just because he's got a beautiful body haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A funny intelligent man is more sexier to me than anything

"
hey I'm funny intelligent and in shape xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad all these lovely pepole are into the B gives us normal guys hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as B doesn't have a pull my finger sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stimulating her mind and causing those physiological changes associated with excitement and captivity, causing the feeling of being compelled to get to know him, luring her in with wit, charm, a friendly and extrovert disposition, and exuberance the likes of which makes her proud to be see with him?

Then when their bodies collide and fuse, hair wrapped around fingers, juices flowing like streams and blood flow echoing that of a white water rapid, surely the mind-numbing, skin-tingling and toe-curling sex is the product of all those prerequisites and not simply his muscles and the size of his penis?

Naive, perhaps, hopefully, definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about the face for me

you actually look at the face when you're on your knees

Absolutely

Nothing better than eye contact when your sucking a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see most want b, that means don't workout if you want a woman lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all about the face for me

you actually look at the face when you're on your knees

Absolutely

Nothing better than eye contact when your sucking a cock

"
hehe meet me please I beg you implore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, who gets the girl?

A) The guy who spends his life in the gym and has a body to die for

B) the guy who can laugh you into the sheets with the fabled dad bod !

;)"

What's wrong with both one at each end!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fuck

I've started a fitness regime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for the average body not because of the sence of humour I just prefer an average body to a gym buff guy

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Meh.... Loaded question and probs hit the nail on the head with marry B, fuck A....

Because I meet a fair few from tinder and without sucking my own cock... It's all about the looks...

Women read too and love a few good words, but not nessacerily amusing prose.

Face & height (which I don't have) seem to be the immediate attractors, above all else, but...

I'm going with chemistry, that magnetic, hairs on end, mysterious curiosity that compels you to want to know more...

It's hard to put your finger on and only a few times does it bleed through a page, but in person it just grabs you and you hunger for that person irregardless of anything else...

I remember once meeting a girl in a far off land, having a great time with her, then after about the 4th time of meeting we were having sex and she looked at me and said "great!!... I like bad guys!".

I'm not really... But she had gone all that way with a personality type she dislikes...

Women... Will never understand em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, who gets the girl?

A) The guy who spends his life in the gym and has a body to die for

B) the guy who can laugh you into the sheets with the fabled dad bod !

;)

What's wrong with both one at each end! "

That way the ugly dude can go at the back.

Problem solved.

It's how we roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both but A cones first, call me shallow but hey ..I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

humour is good - bubbly is good

I try to show on my profile a bit of both =]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well looks like dad bod is the winner gyms will be closing there doors all over the uk. Good for me tho could not be assed with work all day then gym fuck that home big fat tea and chill for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who gets the guy?

A.. The stereotypically gorgeous woman

B.. The funny one with good chat

C.. Any holes a goal? ?? *cringes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who gets the guy?

A.. The stereotypically gorgeous woman

B.. The funny one with good chat

C.. Any holes a goal? ?? *cringes*"

Ohhhhhhh...depends on how shallow both of them are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who gets the guy?

A.. The stereotypically gorgeous woman

B.. The funny one with good chat

C.. Any holes a goal? ?? *cringes*

Ohhhhhhh...depends on how shallow both of them are

That was based on C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stimulating her mind and causing those physiological changes associated with excitement and captivity, causing the feeling of being compelled to get to know him, luring her in with wit, charm, a friendly and extrovert disposition, and exuberance the likes of which makes her proud to be see with him?

Naive, perhaps, hopefully, definitely! "

Have you had too many e numbers?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

B for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naive, perhaps, hopefully, definitely!

Have you had too many e numbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naive, perhaps, hopefully, definitely!

Have you had too many e numbers?

Likely not enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naive, perhaps, hopefully, definitely!

Have you had too many e numbers?

Likely not enough!"

I recommend skittles. For the e numbers, not the culinary excellence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dad that goes to the gym?

Then gives me a good workout.

I like the contrast of gym bods against my soft skin but I also like mr average who I don't have to fight with for the mirror, and who uses all the eggs I was gonna bake with for his brekkie!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naive, perhaps, hopefully, definitely!

Have you had too many e numbers?

Likely not enough!

I recommend skittles. For the e numbers, not the culinary excellence. "

The sour ones are considerably nicer than the normal ones, but thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A & B

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