FabSwingers.com forum: rate yourselves

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a scale where u think u rank

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

We both try to be nice people

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple
over a year ago

North West

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"On a scale where u think u rank "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Purple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

?? Lol me I'd say 8 out of ten but maybe I'm wrong everyone worth something if others were compassionate humans

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

C'mon OP: what's the problem? I can see a pattern of questioning human behaviour in your posts this morning.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

It's an 8 from me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severrrrrn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good honest 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon OP: what's the problem? I can see a pattern of questioning human behaviour in your posts this morning. "

Got turned down im guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well sometimes 10 out of 10 as we get mesages saying wow how amazing we are - but then sometimes 1 out of 10 as we are obviously not even real -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 17/09/15 06:54:31]"
looks 5

.body 5

As a person 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

38H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hundred and eighty!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

We're both about 7.

Sadly I'm measured on the Beaufort Scale (after those beans for dinner) whereas Mrs ddc is measured on the Richter Scale (well, she makes the earth move for me)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 degrees,they call me Mrs Fahrenheit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're both about 7.

Sadly I'm measured on the Beaufort Scale (after those beans for dinner) whereas Mrs ddc is measured on the Richter Scale (well, she makes the earth move for me)

Mr ddc"

Jesus man, there are kinder ways to hint to the wife you think she should lose a few pounds that that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go with a 6

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

First percentile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go with a 6 "

You're bloody not a 6, more like a 9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,000,000 % awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go with a 6

You're bloody not a 6, more like a 9."

How about a 69?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go with a 6

You're bloody not a 6, more like a 9.

How about a 69?

Haha I'll take that thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly above last season possible champions league finish

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

Jesus man, there are kinder ways to hint to the wife you think she should lose a few pounds that that!

Oi! I didn't say she scored a 7 on gravitational pull!

You're gonna be in trouble once she's out the shower...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go with a 6

You're bloody not a 6, more like a 9."

Agree. On looks definately not a 6..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a scale where u think u rank "

About 16.5 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Top of the Pops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i like to think that im a nice person so id say 8/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoos - 7

Face - 4

Body - 6

Personality 8

Mojo - 10

Top Trumps anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give myself a 6 out of 10

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd give myself one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go with a 6

You're bloody not a 6, more like a 9.

Agree. On looks definately not a 6.."

Ok 7 then ! And that's because I'm a bloody nice bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a scale where u think u rank "
god damn it I'm an 11

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Luckily I have no ego and have also never cared about what other people think of me either so I drift through life quite happily..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself one!

I'd give you one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself one!

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Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luckily I have no ego and have also never cared about what other people think of me either so I drift through life quite happily.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my world I'm awesome & very modest too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rank myself maybe a 5/6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

1 knocked off for typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I'm a jolly decent chap with a spiffing outlook upon life. I don't have looks that break mirrors or scare small children. I'm may be round but I'm the fittest fat bloke I know

. I manage to raise a titter amongst my friends and some of you good for here. Where this puts on a mythical scale I have no, I like me. I'm a good egg.

Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an asshole. A totally awesome asshole.

So rate myself a 9.5/10 (I knocked .5 off because I only own 1 pair of shoes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an asshole. A totally awesome asshole.

So rate myself a 9.5/10 (I knocked .5 off because I only own 1 pair of shoes)

1 pair????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an asshole. A totally awesome asshole.

So rate myself a 9.5/10 (I knocked .5 off because I only own 1 pair of shoes)

1 pair????"

And I've only worn them twice!

I do own many pairs of Adidas Samba though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

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you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself one!

..or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an asshole. A totally awesome asshole.

So rate myself a 9.5/10 (I knocked .5 off because I only own 1 pair of shoes)

1 pair????

And I've only worn them twice!

I do own many pairs of Adidas Samba though...

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That clrifys it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary

Mary? haha but thanks ive clearly never shared my facepic with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary

Mary? haha but thanks ive clearly never shared my facepic with you

We've seen it Mary and once we got over the shock...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

you do look gorgeous to me I would give you a 10 Mary

Mary? haha but thanks ive clearly never shared my facepic with you

We've seen it Mary and once we got over the shock...............

hehe you crack me up

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd give myself one!

Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x

I was doing a funny!!

Self esteem is all good here... I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid scales these days normally but my farts register a 2 on both the Richter and Beaufort scales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself one!

Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x

I was doing a funny!!

Self esteem is all good here... I think!

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hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

Ok ok what does petonality mean or is it autocarrot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

Ok ok what does petonality mean or is it autocarrot lol

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Thats why i knocked it down to 9 it was auto carrot

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oddly enough I started a game of Top Trumps on the last site I was on, shortly before I was *ehem* kicked out...

Categories included:

* Troll strength

* Pulling power

* Slutometer

* Special Power

* Gucci Glam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petdonality 9 im pretty close to perfect

Looks 5, kelly brook wouldnt be a 101 without us lower numbers to compare to

Ok ok what does petonality mean or is it autocarrot lol

Thats why i knocked it down to 9 it was auto carrot

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is this the fab a pic thread I just fabbed one of yours

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I use the ancient internet troll scale based on the binary system.

Just checked and I am currently at a

1110101000011100011000111111001010101010

not bad!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i like to think that im a nice person so id say 8/10"

Genuine 10, manners 10, cleanliness 10, body 6. face 6, sense of humour 10 age getting old so maybe 3

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"On a scale where u think u rank "

Polite answer for me - room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd give myself one!

Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x

I was doing a funny!!

Self esteem is all good here... I think!

hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X

Yes indeed... it's my left breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself one!

Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x

I was doing a funny!!

Self esteem is all good here... I think!

hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X

Yes indeed... it's my left breast.

From the hat and mustache I'd have thought it was more of a right breast :p

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably 5? Sort of 50/50 then!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

1.618033988749894848204586834......

infinitely unfathomable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a scale of 1-2 I'd give me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.1415

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"38H

snap

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How I find rating works is:

Opening message received: You are totally gorgeous and sexy - rating 10

Message received after my reply saying they are lovely, but live far enough away that a passport and packed lunch is needed: you are a minger anyway, with a face like Les Dawson chewing Dick Emery - rating 8

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

9"/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 stones 8 pounds my scale says

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By *oleyman69Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

7/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd give myself one!

Awwww one come here sexy we need to get your self esteem up in the clouds x

I was doing a funny!!

Self esteem is all good here... I think!

hey that's good then can I ask is that pic your breast with a hat on ? X

Yes indeed... it's my left breast.

From the hat and mustache I'd have thought it was more of a right breast :p"

Nope... definitely the left. The eyes are still there!

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