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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cant get in my shed to get to the lawn mower out to cut the grass,because...wait for it..A Kestrel has got in, made a nest and laid 4 eggs.I rang the powers that be and ive been told I cant disturb them till they hatched and left . Anyone fancy mowing my lawn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

is son doing an omelette next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww what a great excuse for not doing the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant get in my shed to get to the lawn mower out to cut the grass,because...wait for it..A Kestrel has got in, made a nest and laid 4 eggs.I rang the powers that be and ive been told I cant disturb them till they hatched and left . Anyone fancy mowing my lawn "

Glad you're a good person, some wouldn't care, if I lived closer I would gladly do your lawn as a return gesture, but I could be only saying that because I'm so far away.

Seriously though, bless you. X

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I cant get in my shed to get to the lawn mower out to cut the grass,because...wait for it..A Kestrel has got in, made a nest and laid 4 eggs.I rang the powers that be and ive been told I cant disturb them till they hatched and left . Anyone fancy mowing my lawn "

wow that is amazing.. enjoy watching the grass and the baby birds grow, you are blessed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is son doing an omelette next week"

You have evil thoughts View

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View "

I am shamed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed "

You ain't really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is son doing an omelette next week"
Some wee just came out there

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed

You ain't really "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed

You ain't really

No"

Course you ain't

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Could you ask next door to borrow theirs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed

You ain't really

No"
on the chicken italiano front we managed to get out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you ask next door to borrow theirs? "
You aint seen our neighbours "Cue's the Banjo style music "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that roast where you put small birds in bigger birds

And where would the kestrel fit?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed

You ain't really

No

Course you ain't "

He never is

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed

You ain't really

Noon the chicken italiano front we managed to get out of it "

well done, I did think you must have when I saw you fit enough to post

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"is son doing an omelette next week

You have evil thoughts View

I am shamed

You ain't really

No

Course you ain't "

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Hens will eat the grass, by the time the kestrels? (on my phone can't see previous posts) have fledged, the hens will be gone and you will be able to get into the shed.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

£100 a bird on gumtree.

somebodys on a ride on mower next sumner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you've not given the mower back to your neighbour yet ?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We've got four Kestrels in our kitchen, I might have one or two later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant get in my shed to get to the lawn mower out to cut the grass,because...wait for it..A Kestrel has got in, made a nest and laid 4 eggs.I rang the powers that be and ive been told I cant disturb them till they hatched and left . Anyone fancy mowing my lawn "
I do where are you xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've got this vision of the nest having a Do not Disturb sign hanging off it

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I cant get in my shed to get to the lawn mower out to cut the grass,because...wait for it..A Kestrel has got in, made a nest and laid 4 eggs.I rang the powers that be and ive been told I cant disturb them till they hatched and left . Anyone fancy mowing my lawn I do where are you xx "
Being a birdwatcher I know a nesting pair of kestrels nesting this late is quite Unusual I,ve not looked that up but I,m sure its some kind of record as Birds of prey would normally lay in spring or early summer even if its a Replacement clutch so yes its very Interesting to know these kestrels Have nested this late, I,ll have to Look up this you must have a big shed For them to nest in high roof at Least, give them space keep away from The shed as much as you can let them see you from a distance if you can, I do hope your birds are successful keep In touch and let us know how they get on, do you live out in the open fields Etc ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP its great news..

don't have to mow the grass..

and a little kestrel family..

watched a crow attack one the other day in Cornwall, not keen on crows..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider yourself lucky, raptors are amazing, and you should be honoured to share your home with them

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